AHHH OH MY GOSH!!! IT IS SO CUTEEE

AHHH OH MY GOSH!!! IT IS SO CUTEEE

A request from my frienf @artsytrashcat

Feels bad when you gotta drop your arc stars and thermites to pick up heals and shields ‘cause you are such a bot at the game sometimes.

This seems like fun.

send me a character and i’ll list:

favorite thing about them

least favorite thing about them

favorite line

brOTP

OTP

nOTP

random headcanon

unpopular opinion

song i associate with them

favorite picture of them

This looks like tons of fun!

apex ask game.

send me a legend and i’ll tell you my…..

bangalore - favorite loadout.

bloodhound - least favorite legend(s)

caustic - in-game pet peeve(s)

crypto - favorite legend(s)

gibraltar - most kills in a match / wins in a season

lifeline - favorite season

mirage - favorite skin(s)

octane - play-style

pathfinder - favorite ship

wattson - favorite abilities

wraith - ( ask anything )

AHHHHH! THANK YOU SO HECKING MUCH!

I AM SORRY! This may be my last one I am going to ask of you. Steamy Mirage and Bloodhound. If you haven't done it already.

Never apologize! I’m always happy to oblige!

Bloodhound/Mirage Playlist

BLOODHOUND:

FKA Twigs - Ache

Kerli - Savages

The Neighbourhood - The Beach

MILCK - Take Me to Church

MIRAGE: 

SYML - Break Free

Kids of 88 - My House

Royal Blood - Little Monster

Nothing But Thieves - Honey Whiskey

***Send me your Apex Legends ships and I’ll make a playlist for them!***

***Archive of Character Playlists I’ve already done***

More Crypto headcanons ‘cause I do what I want (a bit of Cryptage too)

So, no one asked for these. I just...Kinda made ‘em up. Let us think back to the bit of lore we were given with our bean Crypto. He had glasses before the Apex Games. I would like to say that it is canon that the bean wears contacts. Don’t quote me on that. Here be some headcanons with this.

The hacker places his contacts where they are supposed to go after the day is done.

- Sometimes before bed, he reads or attempts to find new hacker tricks and stuff. So, he puts on his glasses.

-Mirage sees Crypto with his glasses on and thinks it is so cute.

-Crypto will wake up the next morning and search frantically for his contacts.

-Turns out the trickster was behind the disappearance of the hacker’s contacts.

-Crypto resorts to using his glasses. He doesn’t like to use them during matches because they often get in the way of things. Ya know? The glasses may end up needing to be cleaned or they need to be constantly pushed up.

-During this match, he was teamed up with Mirage and Octane. All Mirage would do was gush about how cute Crypto looks with his glasses.

-Octane kinda rolls his eyes then shouts to Crypto, “HEY! MIRAGE THINKS YOU CUTE AS HELL IN THOSE GLASSES!”

-The hacker looks at the other two men. He is taken aback and he blushes hard, pushing up his glasses.

-Mirage is a bit embarrassed himself and punches the adrenaline junkie in the arm.

-Octane smiles under his mask, “Oh, you’ll thank me later, amigo.”

-After the match, Mirage is chilling in his area with the contacts safely tucked away in his pocket.

-Crypto approaches the trickster, with his hands in his own pockets. “I believe you have something of mine...”

-Mirage smirks and stands up, “Bold of you to think I have those contacts of yours.”

-The surveillance expert glared at the younger man. Mirage chuckled and pulled the contacts out of his pocket.

-“Oh, but what will you give me for them?” The trickster spoke with a sly tone, inching his face a bit closer to the older Legend.

-Crypto sighed and filled in the gap between their faces with his lips on Mirage’s.

-The trickster smiled a little and slipped the contacts back into the hacker’s pocket.

-“Thank you for the kiss. Hope we can do that again sometime.” Mirage said with a goofy grin.

-Crypto smiled slightly, “Perhaps. Just don’t take my contacts next time.” He then saunters back to his little area.