DADMIGHT DAYCARE

DADMIGHT DAYCARE

Please don’t have as many kids as matt and kristy though, they have like 25 and you’ll be exhausted

i will have enough kids to fill a school bus, thank you very much

matt and kristy simmon’s relationship is what i want in life.

Saw this during the dinner table cracking scene, everyone's powers go manic and poor Dolores can hear the cracking at 10x its volume causing her to quickly put her hands over her ears :(

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

*chomp*

Im obsessed w/ this image