Me And @whotookmynameareuserious On The Weekdays (we Spent 100 Bands)

Me and @whotookmynameareuserious on the weekdays (we spent 100 bands)

Give me that D.

My (very) humble standards

Jeez mutual has done it again! 👍🥹

My friend is my sibling

warning: use of y/n, mentions of poo, killing, angst, it come with Choso.

“Wake up” Paul Atreides said. “Y/N, wake the hell up! I AM PAUL MUAD’DIB ATREDIES.”

“Boy shut the hell up. Like damn. You are still my brother, I don’t see you as no God.” I say. It’s not easy being the sister of Paul Atreides. He gets on my nerves. Always screaming. Like when does he shut the hell up?

“Y/N, I’m gonna make you smell my sh!t. You know I never take this suit off”

“Why do you even need me right now?.” I say, being disgusted by the overwhelming stench of sh!t im imagining I would smell if he took his suit off.

“Choso is here. He wants to see you. Something about ‘Yujis Arrival.’ Don’t know why he’s stressing over some other fools arrival. I’m the Lisan Al Gaib.”

“Boy shut the hell up.” I throw a pillow at him and run away to choso. “Hey Cho”

“You have to help me Y/N, Yuji is going crazy.” Choso said.

“What’s he’s doing?” I say.

“He’s talking about his arrival.”

“Like my brother doing saying he’s the ‘Lisan Al Gaib’ ?”

“No he’s just saying ‘I have arrived’ like a corny bitch.”

“What??”

“I have arrived.” Yuuji says walking in the room.

My eyebrows furrow and I turn to Choso. My brother, Paul, comes downstairs.

“Hey no person here messes with Y/N. I’m the Lisan Al Gaib, Y/N is my friend. You’ll get killed.” Paul says.

“That is right brother, you are my friend” I say sarcastically.

“BOY SHUT THE HELL UP!!” Feyd Rautha pops in the room with his bald head and knives and murders us all except Paul. But him Paul have a thing going on that is awkward so he just leaves without doing anything, Leaving Paul sad and seeking revenge and some freaks.

My sweet innocent baby daddy.

he’s so cute he would never do anything wrong 🥹

"This your man?"

-YESSSSSS