Ive Recently Started A Sourdough, And Hes Doing Very Well. But So Many Recipes For Sourdough Bread Seem

I’ve recently started a sourdough, and he’s doing very well. But so many recipes for sourdough bread seem so overly complicated, because they’re written by “gastro scientists”. I just want good bread!! Do you have a recipe you wanna share? The less maintenance the better, because I already have a high maintenance 6 month old lol

1 cup sourdough starter

about a teaspoon of salt

About like, a tablespoon of oil to make it a little richer

Like, about two and a half cups bread flour

Mix all that shit together. Add some water if it’s too dry to get it nice and silky and kneadable. 

Knead, put in greased bowl, cover, let rise in a warm place until doubled. Punch down, knead again, put on greased baking sheet, slash top a couple times, cover again, let rise until doubled again, bake at 350F until loaf sounds hollow when you knock on the bottom. 

And done. 

Songs with Hamlet energy:

I killed myself but I didn’t die by Ezra herself it’s just exactly how I characterise him “and my mom came in she was having trouble trying to speak / she could see that her boy was some sort of freak”

Dreams by Fleetwood Mac is the hamlet/Ophelia breakup song change my mind

Goodbye my danish sweetheart by mitski like...yeah “danish” but if this isnt hamlet to Horatio as he’s dying then what is

15 step by Radiohead - “you used to be alright / what happened”...also bodysnatchers

Space and the woods by late of the pier...same vibe as I killed myself

Enjoy the silence by Depeche mode but this is just because it reminds me of “the rest is silence” so whenever I reread this gets stuck in my head. That’s the only reason but it slaps so it’s ok

Running up that hill by Kate Bush but let’s be real this song is perfect for a lot of things

Bonus: hope is a dangerous thing by lana is my Ophelia projecting onto Ophelia song

someone recommend me some good fantasy books that aren’t centred on a war, please, my crops are dying

anyway!! if you’re a gentile wishing you received more education on Judaism in your school system, i would recommend checking out jewfaq.org. it’s free and a great introductory resource, even if the design looks a little dated 

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

Hey Caretaker, can I get your advice on something? A girl asked me out a while ago, but we haven’t been able to meet up and actually go out do to her schedule (though it’s obviously out of the question now). We haven’t really talked about it, and she hasn’t reached out to me since. Is it worth it to stay hung up on this, or should I accept it may already be over and move on? I offer distant memories of fruity summer drinks, the false taste of sugar on your tongue, and an abandoned clock

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