I Love You But If I Dont Leave Right Fucking Now Ill Have To Kill You

i love you but if i don’t leave right fucking now i’ll have to kill you

the introvert's haiku

China Days 32-37 宁波 and 上海:

1. Visited my ancestors' hometown of Ningbo and toured the mountain villages in which I might have grown up had subsequent generations of Dus not bust their respective balls to improve their quality of life.

2. Scandalized relatives by wearing raggy shoes and smoking at the dinner table with the men. Apparently Chinese society is extremely materialistic, and I'm obligated to not only accept this as an unerring fact of Chinese culture but modify my personal lifestyle to impress those around me. Also, as a woman I should accept that my freedoms are fewer than those of men because Confucius said so.

3. Befriended a flirtatious Pakistani hotel chef by getting him to talk about his wife and son. Received a specially made omelette. 

4. Beat my cousin at basketball at the cost of getting my foot cut open, courtesy of the aforementioned raggy shoes.  

5. Saw my grandma naked one too many times.

6. Tolerated my brother's continuous poking and pinching of the various flabby bits of my body (i.e. underarms, abdomen, thighs), coupled with repeated insults to my physical appearance and intelligence. 

7. Had afternoon tea at the Waldorf with another cousin.

8. Ferried about the Huang Pu River thinking about a boy.

In my dreams I stalk the streets of Melville like a ghost.

If they wants to see and know, why they don't come kiss and be kissed?

Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston

Football 2013: Northwestern vs. Syracuse

Final project for Intro to Painting (with oils). I don't know what I was thinking. I could have taken stats or microeconomics.