"bill Escapes The Theraprism / Must Live In The Mystery Shack As The Next Part Of His Program" Genre

"bill escapes the theraprism / must live in the mystery shack as the next part of his program" genre of billford fanfics are well and good, but has anyone considered the inverse: by some interdimensional mistake, ford is trapped as a patient in the theraprism. the pines family must find a way to save him meanwhile bill is OVER THE MOON. takes every opportunity to be the worst cellmate ever, sabotaging him to get him sent to the wellness void etc... shit now i wanna write it

rewatching gravity falls rn and i just realized that the reason stan knew for certain gideon was a fraud despite being fully aware of gravity falls’ supernatural phenomenon is because gideon called him stanford. not stanley. it wasn't him putting up his skeptic/aloof front he could just genuinely tell gideon couldn't read his mind because gideon fell for his lie/never called his bluff

Fiddleford is a redstoner and Stan is a builder and ford is a freeloader

bro i hate living in ohio i thought a squirrel got trapped in my bathroom (again) but i opened the door to this absolute tomfoolery. do i need to involve cops or can i just call animal control?? idk how long it's been in there but if it fucked with my toothbrush ill be livid

(inspired by the lovely work of @squidflavoredsoup !!)

You know I’m actually so normal about actual human Foolish (underscore underscore Gamers). Like that’s just a silly dude.

But then you give me a roleplay character he does and it’s all I think about. Like what do you mean that your a silly guy trying his best but your breaking at the seams, trying to fill the cracks with dirt and mud so that others just look over it. What do you mean the more you try to fix everything the more it crumbles. What do you mean that you never take anything seriously because when you do it becomes real. What do you mean.

Anyways

Happy birthday Dipper and Mabel!!!