Pro Tip Its Legal To Make A Den In Your Room Out Of Blankets And Pillows And Plushies And Sleep In It

pro tip its legal to make a den in your room out of blankets and pillows and plushies and sleep in it

it also costs zero dollars to hide in the darkness of your newly built den and make unsettling noises to ward off intruders

OKAY guys i am embracing the warrior cats phase. this will probably be the last time i talk about it just cause i dont want it clogging up this blog (unless you want to hear me yap about it) … now i just have to figure out what to name the clan

just redownloaded clangen onto my computer. what have i become.

idea!!

ALTERHUMAN SLANG. dont tell me you haven’t at least thought about it. Most if these are carnivorous mammal specific, but i will try to throw in some other kinds as well!!

Got on my back paws - got on my hands and knees. Like how animals can stand up as a trick.

ex: yeah, i really wanted that necklace, i had to get on my back legs so she would get it for me.

Showing fang - standing up for yourself/being assertive. ex: he’s really tough, but he’ll show fang at just about anything.

White eye - going crazy/really scared. Like how animals show the whites of their eyes when very agitated.

ex: haha, i saw how scared you were during that movie, you went all white eye at the end!

Riptide Rider - (aquatic) someone who lives dangerously.

ex: stay away from her, she’s a riptide rider, you’re bound to get hurt.

Treetop chaser - (herbivorous) someone who chases unattainable things.

ex: they’re way out of your league, don’t be a treetop chaser.

Cloudy day - (reptilian) usually used as a question, if someone is acting tired or unusual. Like how reptiles need the sun to stay warm, if it’s cloudy, they can’t warm up.

ex: woah, cloudy day? You look like you haven’t slept in months.

Flock brain - (avian) someone who can’t think for themselves. ex: ugh, she’s only hanging out with them now, she’s being a total flock brain.

A hummer with an eagle - (avian) someone who is clearly out of their depth.

ex: are you sure you can handle advanced classes? No offense, but you’ll be a hummer with the eagles.

okay i’ve had too much fun with this, please please PLEASE add on in the comments!!

Hello!! Second post about this, sorry!!(PLEASE REBLOG !!!!)

Im "writing" a book called "The Alterbeing Experience"

My goal is to finish this and have it published by 2026~2027 !!

This book is meant to encapsulate the experiences/stories/poems etc of alterbeings/otherkin all around!

The book will be published, edited and formatted etc by me!

The cover art will also be by me,

However this book is largely submission based, as i want to show the experiences of many. Ideally 150 things.

So far we have 12 submissions.

If you'd like to submit please read this!

THIS BOOK WILL BE PUBLISHED. YOU MUST BE OKAY WITH YOUR EXPIRENCE/POEMS/ETC BEING SHARED TO THE PUBLIC EYE.

I will gain no monetary value from this, i do not want to gain money at all.

Any money needed to advance this i will fundraise/make myself!

You can choose, if you are over 18, to state your name-state/city/country. Only if you 18+, i will not allow minors to post their name or location in anyway to public eye.

Thank you!

Google Docs

Therian/nonhuman stories

This form is going to be used for a book of alterhuman short stories/experiences. Please specify IMMEDIATELY in your response if you do not

REBLOGS APPRECIATED, THANK YOU SO MUCH ‼️🫶🫶🫶

Tips for a Cerberus kin?

tips for cerberus

pt: tips for cerberus end pt

get three tails to wear!

try out some unique first person neopronouns to express having multiple heads

paw gloves!

practice quadrobics and vocals!

try creative or SFX makeup to do extra eyes/mouths to represent your multiple heads

try connecting with the underworld or worshipping one of its gods/deities/titans/immortals! (persephone, hades, styx, thanatos, etc)

find something to guard/protect! it could be your home/room/territory, a plush or special object, or anything else important to you!

use fidgets like chewellery!

learn canine body language!

befriend/learn about dogs and snakes, as cerberus is associated with both!

hope these help! -🩸

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