Holly Smokes, New Episodes Of Secret Life Are On Fire

Holly smokes, new episodes of secret life are on fire

Fandome is screaming about the "broke of canary curse", but how about a different perspective on that event? Strup yourself in and get ready to cry

So, what if Jimmy couldn't break the chain completely, so canary just dragged others alone with it. To the depths of the darkest mines.

At first, he stubbed the butterfly (Lizzie). Then, the bird attended his own funeral to mess up the watchers perception. Like he is already dead. And right before the varden/wither has been unlished, our little canary has gotten a task to push somebody into lava. Where can we find lava? Mainly underground. But Jimmy found a loophole, and that angered the watchers. Bird-boy was trying to escape the narrative, so narrative came straight to him. The underground creature was unlished to hunt down the one, who suppose to be out first.

It was only session 5, but the balance was shifted, so the world went in flames. 2 unfortunate souls were slain in this event, and even more have lost their green life. And it's all because one little bird wanted to survive so desperately.

It's also poetic, that Mumbo went right after Jimmy, again. And the fact that Grian was the one with a wither task.

Hehe. Spooky. And the only way we could know the answer is if there would be a new life series.

But that's just a theory. A game theory

Also, congrats, Jimmy, on not being first, we are so proud. My condolences to Mumbo and Lizzy. It is so sad that they were out so soon. And 'good job' to all the other hermits for staying alive and not even dropping straight down to red.

Crying and shaking and throwing up. So fucking beautiful, I'm actually tearing up

Secreto de Amor (Helmet Party Animatic)

BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS

They might be the weakes team but they have style

Damn, you sold it well.

Here's my small addition to this dynamic. Martin is the player, and Tango is a game master. Let me elaborate.

We know Tango loves making games and challenges ("dare to flare", "you bet your life", gambling task in sl). This is easy for him. He can't say "no" to the opportunity of dragging people into a new game. Tango enjoys seeing people's reactions. He's more of a planner guy

And here we have Martin. A player. The person who likes to goofing around until he's given a disent challenge. He is pretty competitive and thinks on the fly a lot. But also, he's very engaging with others. Martin, if he's not in the grind zone, wery easily joins any shenanigans. He happily adds something to the bit and also wery committed (until it's doesn't smell bad for him, then he flees) (dogwarts, south lands and shadow alliance, big dogs)

Tango and Martyn.

Or flower ranchers.

I think you already know who I am.

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Ah yes, Grian’s lovely iconic waffle!

Well flower ranchers isn’t a trio that I look for, and Martyn and Tango is like my special interest of a duo— so either I spread PROPAGANDA for a underrated duo or a trio that’s very popular (not as Desertduo but still fairly popular)

I’ll go with Martyn and Tango for the sake of spreading my fave duo that I put together in mind.

Martyn and Tango. Tango and Martyn. Firewood. Angerduo.

The two blondes that are against each other in almost every season of the life series. In total, Martyn has killed Tango at least 3 or 4 times, of my knowledge, without fail. Tango has at least killed Martyn back once or twice.

In the beginning of 3rd Life, Tango had already shared his feeling on Martyn and that he’s suspicious of the blonde after the silly trolling guy had played fake creeper sounds and was basically bringing death to others (phantoms wise). That’s where the start of the turmoil begin between the two characters!

Throughly they have always challenged each other and Martyn happens to just make things harder for Tango, especially like the time Martyn had make Tango reconsider the rules of the game (with others as well pushing the rules) that he made I think in Last Life or 3rd Life.

If you also notice, they both get frustrated easily, not in the same circumstances but they both do throw fits— especially when something doesn’t go their way. Take an example when Martyn had lost against Monoply mountain, his traps not going to plan (although anyone would be frustrated by that) and more that I can’t remember through out the series. While Tango is very much known for his bitter rage when he gets robbed of something that obviously marks precious to him (if that’s the right word). They both just angry fits but show it differently as Tango is more sporadic or more wild to word better, while Martyn is more cold and calculated or something like that.

And I will say by recent events of Secret Life, Tango and Skizz have mentioned Martyn multiple times as a potential member of the Heart Foundation as “The Muscle” and for his great observations.

Sorry if this is all over the place because my brain around these two are just over the walls and I haven’t taken my meds- but anyways-

Martyn and Tango have been literal rivals from the very beginning and they have grown into more of friendly type of rivalry with more consideration of each other’s helpful traits. These two would literally be unstoppable in way of calculating traps.

Martyn is great for his strategies and charisma, while Tango is great with his redstone and building skills! Not to mention how bloodthirsty they could get, especially Martyn. He would enable Tango’s anger so much but by letting him manage the anger and put it into his contraptions.

These two would just be rivalry unhinged together and this is why I love these two.

Live Laugh Love Firewood/Angerduo!

shoutout to the heart foundation i heard they’re looking for a third