I Hate English Teachers. Like I Love Them And I Would Die For Them And One Of Mine Got Me Out Of A Few

I hate English teachers. Like I love them and I would die for them and one of mine got me out of a few really rough spots, but they are too fucking vague.

"This is probably your first time writing this. I need you to write a 3 scene story"

"Okay. How do I write a scene?"

"You just need to write 3 scenes that's all I'm asking for."

"Bitch I asked what a scene is. I know the assignment but what the fuck does it mean"

Or, alternatively:

"What is the tone and the mood of the story?"

"What do those words mean in this context?"

"You know. The tone."

"No, Jessica. I don't know the tone."

Also:

"Why did the author write this story?"

Like I don't fucking know Jessica. Maybe one day he was staring off into space, accidentally made eye contact with a stranger, then made a whole ass story about them and decided "fuck that was a good story. Write that down, write that down."

Maybe he wrote it because he fucking wanted to???

Bestie is cuddling up with her boyfriend on the bus but my bus cuddle buddy isn't here so its time to listen to cavetown, reading fan fiction and crying 😗✌️

@theeretblr

Idk if you'll see this but like 2 months ago you posted about not seeing a bearded dragon with a human beard and I have not recovered. So, here is my dragon Mushu with a poorly edited human beard

My ideal night: chillin with the homies, reading fan fiction, taking bdsm quiz and 4 am cereal

True current story

Writing is weird. One minute you're watching a random YouTube video about dangerous animals that people had kept as pets, the next you're coming up with elaborate storylines and researching owls that are native to one specific prefecture in Japan