Played Around With Oil Pastels, It's Been A Looong Time Since I've Used Any So I'm Rusty Lmao

played around with oil pastels, it's been a looong time since i've used any so i'm rusty lmao

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blorbos from my podcast

that monotone "oh the horrors. nooooooo" was the best thing i've ever heard i will be quoting this daily

This knocked me on my ass

“Put Norris and Chester in a furby!”

“Put Norris and Chester in a tamagotchi!”

As brilliant as those are, y’all are forgetting the funniest possible option (in my opinion)

WE COULD HAVE AN iDOG IN THE ARCHIVES!!

My tenth class OC is an animal handler! K-9 units have been introduced as a new merc unit after Medic unintentionally created a dog with hyper intelligence after experimenting on a stray. Ms. Jujubug is a German Shepherd who has almost humanlike awareness and intellect.

Called in from rural Scandinavia, the Handler is an animal trainer specializing in military, police, and search and rescue dogs. A man of the wilderness, he doesn't speak much and tends to spend his time alone from the other mercs, or at least he tries to. He's extremely quirky in his own way, and is a known hoarder of coupons and shiny trinkets.

He also has to fight off Medic on a daily basis, as the doctor wants to take apart Jujubug so he can figure out how he made her so clever.