That Booyah Was Great Tho, Brought Tears To My Eyes

That booyah was great tho, brought tears to my eyes

Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

My doctors office has one of these but straight just wasn’t an option it was really funny

hey, job listing. I'm trying to work for you, not fuck you. Why are you asking this?

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

Guys do I post my ap art work here (my tumblr not linked to who I am irl)

Or my insta ( linked to my face and name so my future collage roommate can learn what I’m about)

Set off the fire alarm

Sandwich looks fire tho (metaphorically it’s only a little burnt)

Chaos breakfast sandwich time!

(It’s not breakfast time but it’s totally fineeeeee)

The revelation that Andrew never told Bee about Neil until Aaron brought him up, because Andrew cares about Bee as both his counsellor and as a trusted 'adult' figure in his life, he cares what she thinks of him and is scared to lose that relationship, and he's seen how Nicky's parents reacted to him being gay, he's watched Aaron react in disgust to Nicky and his comments (although that's been contextualised now), seen how the world in general reacts to queerness, Andrew 'i want nothing' Minyard once again clinging so tightly to the things he wants it's hurting him