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My doctors office has one of these but straight just wasn’t an option it was really funny

hey, job listing. I'm trying to work for you, not fuck you. Why are you asking this?

^^^Life goals

She got all the game that’s what happened

Guys do I post my ap art work here (my tumblr not linked to who I am irl)

Or my insta ( linked to my face and name so my future collage roommate can learn what I’m about)

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

I’m going to reblog this daily so it’s not buried

Guys do I post my ap art work here (my tumblr not linked to who I am irl)

Or my insta ( linked to my face and name so my future collage roommate can learn what I’m about)

The revelation that Andrew never told Bee about Neil until Aaron brought him up, because Andrew cares about Bee as both his counsellor and as a trusted 'adult' figure in his life, he cares what she thinks of him and is scared to lose that relationship, and he's seen how Nicky's parents reacted to him being gay, he's watched Aaron react in disgust to Nicky and his comments (although that's been contextualised now), seen how the world in general reacts to queerness, Andrew 'i want nothing' Minyard once again clinging so tightly to the things he wants it's hurting him

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

Fr why wasn’t she a part of this one?

Like Nico LITERALLY brought her back from the dead

We got to see some Apollo kids content, why not the death siblings???

if hazel isnt in the next tsats book i'm rioting

Guys do I post my ap art work here (my tumblr not linked to who I am irl)

Or my insta ( linked to my face and name so my future collage roommate can learn what I’m about)

That booyah was great tho, brought tears to my eyes

Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

Set off the fire alarm

Sandwich looks fire tho (metaphorically it’s only a little burnt)

Chaos breakfast sandwich time!

(It’s not breakfast time but it’s totally fineeeeee)

Chaos breakfast sandwich time!

(It’s not breakfast time but it’s totally fineeeeee)

Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman, pitching the Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman 80th anniversary covers: they all face the front of the cover in the same position, showcasing their different suits over the years!

Dc: Fantastic. Fantastic work, Nicola. Now how about Dick Grayson?

Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Dick Grayson but who also understands Dick Grayson on a fundamental level:

"ass."

It’s not like he has anything else to do with all his money

Batman explains who will really win in Batman v Superman.

DC Comics Movie Poster Variant Covers: superman | super fly! 

wonder woman | 300

detective comics | the matrix

action comics | bill & ted's excellent adventure

catwoman | bullitt

green lantern | 2001: a space odyssey

green lantern corps | forbidden planet

aquaman | free willy

harley quinn | jailhouse rock

justice league dark | beetlejuice

grayson | enter the dragon

sinestro | westworld

justice league united | mars attacks

the flash | north by northwest

teen titans | the lost boys

(this isn’t every single one)

Thread made by fentyheffa!

So proud of himself

Also when crew is moving 2 story buildings get out of the way and if you see someone in the way tell them to move

(This goes for other set pieces too but we can’t see around the 2 story buildings and they’re especially hard to stop)

Hey, theatre kids? Hi, me again with another public service announcement about performer etiquette.

I don't care if you're the teachers/directors' favourite. I don't care if you're playing a lead. I don't care who you are really, treat your stage management team and fellow actors with fucking respect.

You don't like somebody in your cast? That's fine, but don't go spreading false rumours about them to everybody.

You don't care for the members of stage management? Well first of all, fuck you too, and secondly, don't talk shit about them when they're in the same room as you. Don't talk shit about us full stop actually, you're show would fall apart without us.

A new cast member asking a lot of questions, and it's kinda bothering you? Don't tell them to shut up to their fucking face, answer them and help them out.

I can't believe I even have to ask this? I feel like this should be common sense? But I'm watching things happen in our musical cast right now, and I feel like I need to give a friendly reminder.

Take care,

- your local fed up stage crew member.

Deep narratior voice: he’d be safe from position god of so many random things in a plane. unfortunately for Odysseus those wouldn’t be invented for hundreds of years

What if Odysseus thought he was safe from Poseidon because he was on land and then a horse came up and just fucking kicked him

okay tma bumper stickers

How Ponify ruined my life

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day