I Always Look Like This Because This Is All I Do.

I always look like this because this is all I do.

quick mae

I personally believe in the phrase: It’s not the dog, it’s the owner.

messy mae comic

Yo, that last reblog needs to be written. Like NOW.

it is NOT easy being me, ive been playing stupid ass fallout 4 since it came out so like 4 years (and the previous fallouts since before that) and ive been AGONIZING through this last play through like why am i holding so much weight? i get rid of everything but my armor and weapons and essential quest items when i’m able am i really holding 90% of my weight capacity in that stuff alone what is going on?? and yeah only just now realized that while ammo doesn’t have weight projectiles do (like molotovs and grenades) and i was holding like 400 molotov cocktails. thanks for listening

Danse may not be a part of the Brotherhood anymore, but he’ll always be a Paladin in my heart.

underrated danse things

- “bigger gun, bigger boom”

- that little helmet flip thing he does before heading out for arcjet systems

- how completely cool he is should you take down the institute with the minutemen and not the brotherhood

- getting history facts spewed at you a mile a minute

- the implication that his power armor has rusted before due to rain 

- the fact that he always speaks as if he swallowed a god damn thesaurus

- getting a [Danse loved that] if you successfully convince him of his worth during blind betrayal

- getting it again when you convince maxson to spare his life

- the implication that if danse knew he was a synth, he would have told you

- when passing through a small town similar to sanctuary, he says, “can you imagine how nice it would have been to live in a place like this? oh… never mind”

- says he “berated you” even though his break up conversation is literally the most amicable out of all of the companions

- “i’m so tough on you” even though he was nothing but fair and reasonable to the sole survivor

- how wistful he is for things like fishing, bowling, live concerts, and movies

- “if a machine and a human can learn to live in harmony, then anything’s possible”

- “i’ve never had anyone who actually cared how i felt, so i have a difficult time opening up”

- he names his gun “righteous authority”, what a fucking nerd

- he also personally modifies his own guns

- the implication that he reads historical records the brotherhood has on hand in his free time

- the implication that he feeds quinlan’s cat on the prydwen

- how he starts off every single personal conversation by asking if he can say something “off the record”

- how he always beats around the bush instead of actually talking about his problems

- that little scar he has over his right eyebrow

- i have only heard him laugh once in all of my play throughs and it’s when you joke with him by saying “well there goes my dream of being reborn as a super mutant”

- how he blames his poor interpersonal skills solely on that fact that he’s a synth even though that clearly isn’t the case

- the implication that the sole survivor is the first person who has ever expressed romantic interest in him

- how flustered he gets when the sole survivor flirts with him

- how he disagrees with maxson on having squires aboard a war ship

- “your arm looks like swiss cheese”

- when you heal dogmeat he says, “glad you’re healing him up… he’s a member of our team”

- how impressed he is with how quick you can drink a beer

- how he sides with the robots on the u.s.s constitution over the, and i quote, “hooligans”

- “push a button… push everything! improvise soldier!”

- the fact that he likes country music

- the fact that he listens to the charles river trio and is almost offended when he says, “what? you’re not the only one with a radio, you know”

- how often he finds the opportunity to complain about capitalism and the pre-war government