Alternatively:

Alternatively:

Dragonborn: Sorry, I'm new at this.

Alduin: You don't even understand our language, do you? You have no right to call yourself dovahkiin

Dragonborn: Sorry...

Delphine:

Dragonborn:

Delphine:

Dragonborn:

Delphine:

Dragonborn: What?

Delphine: Did you just apologize to a DRAGON?!

[Submitted by @soulstealer 1987]

I soooo need one on fixing computere. Not software but the tower.

the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

Basically what having a Tumblr blog feels like:

Hi, yes, this is my trash wall. Feel free to have a look around.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

I watch it every. single. time.

Ahh, it’s back

Dragonborn: If Hell froze over, it would LOOK LIKE FUCKING SKYRIM