Hawkeye And Hunnicutt Shouldve Fucked

Hawkeye and Hunnicutt should’ve fucked

Mahoraga is this generation’s Iced Shell

Trazyn is a smash

context: draconic bloodline sorcerer is having a moment meeting the undead remains of the dragon that blessed her bloodline

meanwhile, the vc chat:

rogue: the fact that the rat (our notetaker) wrote the dragon down as “mrs. beast” implies that she has a husband

bard: yeah it’s jimmy mr. beast

cleric: heteronormativity much?

barbarian: the red dragon is a lesbian

rogue: they’re t4t

cleric: red dragon supernova

rogue: wait it’s funny that’s she’s canonically cis according to the lore of her horn shape

barbarian: gender affirming surgery

sorcerer, looking at the chat: WHAT IS HAPPENING ?!?

i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic

Gender and gender expression are cool as fuck

(Includes folks without genders, should go without saying, but some people are weird about other people’s gender or lack thereof)