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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

Your honor, my client pleads whoopsie daisy

Being unpatriotic is sexy

Finished the manga+lore supplement, my statement stands and is reinforced

The Mad Mage needs a fuckin nap and therapy

Lightsabers are so fucking cool, magic swords peaked with lightsabers

I MISSED THE GIANT CLODSIRE PLUSH

FUCK

… So Flagg and Pratt were definitely fucking on the dl

FACT: The unlawful assassination of Clippy precipitated the 2008 global financial crisis.

Trazyn is a smash

Watching MASH as a bi person is an absolute TREAT

character archetype i'm super fond of: intrinsically (magically, demonically, supernaturally etc) empowered character with extraordinary powers that is well above mortal strength but uses guns anyway

I think elves should be gayer

Gender and gender expression are cool as fuck

(Includes folks without genders, should go without saying, but some people are weird about other people’s gender or lack thereof)

I’m claiming Gilgamesh as bi, and there’s nothing you can do about it

context: draconic bloodline sorcerer is having a moment meeting the undead remains of the dragon that blessed her bloodline

meanwhile, the vc chat:

rogue: the fact that the rat (our notetaker) wrote the dragon down as “mrs. beast” implies that she has a husband

bard: yeah it’s jimmy mr. beast

cleric: heteronormativity much?

barbarian: the red dragon is a lesbian

rogue: they’re t4t

cleric: red dragon supernova

rogue: wait it’s funny that’s she’s canonically cis according to the lore of her horn shape

barbarian: gender affirming surgery

sorcerer, looking at the chat: WHAT IS HAPPENING ?!?

Hey a reminder to all salaried employees in the US that as of today, July 1st, you need to be making at least 43,888 per year or else your employer needs to pay you overtime at a rate of 1.5 per hour over 40 worked, as you are now non-FLSA exempt. On January 1st 2025 this number will increase to 58,655 per year. Don’t let your employer cheat you.

Hawkeye and Hunnicutt should’ve fucked

If the spooky magic is evil and our hero isn’t supposed to use it, why did the author make it so cool and rad?

I wanna go home and pet my fucking cat

Cat in question

Mahoraga is this generation’s Iced Shell

i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic