I MISSED THE GIANT CLODSIRE PLUSH

I MISSED THE GIANT CLODSIRE PLUSH

FUCK

If the spooky magic is evil and our hero isn’t supposed to use it, why did the author make it so cool and rad?

i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic

context: draconic bloodline sorcerer is having a moment meeting the undead remains of the dragon that blessed her bloodline

meanwhile, the vc chat:

rogue: the fact that the rat (our notetaker) wrote the dragon down as “mrs. beast” implies that she has a husband

bard: yeah it’s jimmy mr. beast

cleric: heteronormativity much?

barbarian: the red dragon is a lesbian

rogue: they’re t4t

cleric: red dragon supernova

rogue: wait it’s funny that’s she’s canonically cis according to the lore of her horn shape

barbarian: gender affirming surgery

sorcerer, looking at the chat: WHAT IS HAPPENING ?!?

Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”