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any fictional character ever: me: *simps*18

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swapsanssimp
7 months ago

tweaking rn (derogatory)


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swapsanssimp
1 year ago

i just had a dream where i went to a wedding or smth and became besties w jungkook. was really living the life when he gave me a piggyback ride all platonic and shit. it was great


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swapsanssimp
2 years ago
archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

pls read my unedited famfic. cause ur my fam, bb.

dream and nightmare = joku

error = loverofpiggies


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swapsanssimp
2 years ago

im making my own undertale au 😫 😫😫😫🫦🫦🫦


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swapsanssimp
2 years ago

the hyperfixation of bts is coming back yall


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swapsanssimp
2 years ago
Made This For Anyone Who Wants It. I Will Not Say Who I Voted I Wish To Remain Impartial

Made this for anyone who wants it. I will not say who i voted i wish to remain impartial

swapsanssimp
2 years ago

the cutest brothers in fiction oml

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swapsanssimp
2 years ago

luthed sliding into his sisters dms

Sir Reginald Hargreeves: *has a daughter*

Luther Hargreeves:

Sir Reginald Hargreeves: *has A Daughter*
swapsanssimp
2 years ago

people who "believe" that abortion is murder don't actually think that. a quick scenario as to why:

you get close with someone, and are hanging out alone together, no one else around. this person, after hours of talking, looks you dead in the eye, and tells you this, "two years ago, i killed a baby,"

you're immediately afraid, and as quickly as you could, you excuse yourself from the conversation. you get out, and drive away. somewhere safe. maybe call the cops, go over to a loved ones house, feel so anxious and panicky at the reveal. your friend had murdered a child, a helpless infant no less.

now, imagine if that person says to you, "two years ago, i got an abortion," same situation, different meaning.

you might feel bad, compassion, even disgust, but you won't fear for your life. you might support the friend, or have a fall out with them, but you never once are afraid for your safety.

that's the difference. you might say that "abortion is murder", and might legitimately believe it. but deep down, you know it isn't true. because abortion and murder aren't the same.


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swapsanssimp
2 years ago
A Polite Request From Superman By Dan Schkade.
A Polite Request From Superman By Dan Schkade.
A Polite Request From Superman By Dan Schkade.
A Polite Request From Superman By Dan Schkade.
A Polite Request From Superman By Dan Schkade.
A Polite Request From Superman By Dan Schkade.

A Polite Request from Superman by Dan Schkade.


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swapsanssimp
2 years ago

klaus is the only character in fiction

Klaus is the absolute most accepting sibling of the Hargreeves and you can’t convince me otherwise. Finds out Ben is falling for a living member of his cult that he doesn’t know the name of? Sure Ben, you can possess me to hang with her. Finds out Allison got married to a guy from the 1960s that he met earlier that day in jail? Gets him out of jail no questions asked. He’s family. Finds out Viktor is in a situationship with a married housewife from the 1960s who he first met while she was aiming a gun at him? He’ll do everything possible to help her and her son. They’re basically family. Finds out Diego is dating a woman who tried to kill them multiple times that he met in an asylum who’s actually another magic kid from 1989? Would do anything for her. Come to family meetings, he says. She’s basically family, now. Finds out Luther is dating another Hargreeves (alternate) who also tried to kill them all at first meeting? Klaus is officiating their wedding! And finally, Five is still mourning his coping mechanism mannequin-wife? That’s rough, pal. All the love.

I love Klaus.


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swapsanssimp
2 years ago
swapsanssimp
2 years ago

me x using the chai app to help write the nastiest smut

Me X Using The Chai App To Help Write The Nastiest Smut

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swapsanssimp
2 years ago

my crush on swapfell papyrus will forever remain


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swapsanssimp
2 years ago

the ladies call me an oversharer


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swapsanssimp
2 years ago

morbius or sonic themed birthday party???


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swapsanssimp
2 years ago

The Morbius fandom is dying out. Repost if you’re a true Mormon

swapsanssimp
2 years ago
swapsanssimp
2 years ago

my friends told me that my type in fictional men was the older brother type and my life will never be the same


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