Incorrect AATC Quotes 28

Incorrect AATC Quotes 28

I am so stressed homies. Have a treat sdkjfdsf

Alvin, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.

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Simon: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. Jeanette: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Simon: Absolutely not.

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Alvin: I’m not stupid, you know. Theodore: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!

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Alvin: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? Simon: Neither. Simon: Because it's twelve.

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Theodore: I wasn’t that tired... Eleanor: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Theodore: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Alvin: What have I done wrong?! Simon: Everything. For your entire life.

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Brittany: You know, Theodore gives Eleanor flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too. Alvin: Okay. *Later* Alvin: *gives Eleanor flowers* Eleanor: ??? Alvin: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Simon: Kill me nowwwww. Alvin: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

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Eleanor: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie. Theodore: Ooh, can we get some actual pie? Eleanor: I like the way you think.

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Jeanette: What's worse than a heartbreak? Theodore: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging :(. Eleanor: Waking up in the morning. Simon: Waking up. Brittany: Waking up in the morning... Brittany: And seeing Alvin. Alvin: Hey! Rude!!

I dunno if this will go in a fic or not. It’s just something funny I thought of.

DAVE: Look, if you live in my house, you obey my rules.

ALVIN: I never asked to be adopted by you.

SIMON: Actually, you did. We showed up on his doorstep and refused to leave. It was all your idea. I think your exact words were “please, mister, we need somebody to look after us.”

ALVIN:……Okay, statement retracted.

My mind being in overdrive at the driving school (hAH GET IT?) is wild. Girlie did not calm down, probs only when i became eepy, but after that i got the jitters again aaAAAHHHGGGGG

Deadass thought this was so funny at one point in my head

i'm the color of my blog.

You get isekai'ed into the last fanfiction you WROTE

Reblog for sample size or perish