I Don't Care About Dungeon Meshi Otherwise But "Tallmen" Is SUCH An Elegant Solution To Placing Humans

I don't care about Dungeon Meshi otherwise but "Tallmen" is SUCH an elegant solution to placing humans in a fantasy setting that it's still blowing my mind. Just the term itself is enough to instantly recontextualize humans. They're no longer the default race. They're those big goobers with long legs, striding about all the time. I can so easily envision much more interesting relationships between humans and non-humans because of it. Like perhaps "tallmen" are stereotyped as shepherds by other races because they can watch over their flocks better, or as vagabonds because they are better suited to long travel on foot. And of course, they don't *literally* have to be taller than everybody else, they were just the tallest around whenever the label became the norm, or something like that. I just feel like it's so much better than what I've seen in settings like D&D that go "and humans are the... adaptable, generalist people :)!"

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metoidioplasty is the other popular vagina-to-penis surgery, along with phalloplasty. phalloplasty takes a skin graft to sculpt an """average""" size penis which cannot get a natural erection and often has a bit less sensation. metoidioplasty just reconstructs someone's existing bottom growth from testosterone (which for most people won't be more than 1-3 inches) into looking like a penis, which leaves it capable of natural erections and usually preserves a bit more sensation (while also eliminating the need for a skin graft).

i mean this in both the angriest and the most loving way possible but metoidioplasty doesn’t get nearly enough love, and i’d personally prefer it if people could like?? treat transmasc bodies and surgeries with respect?? idk it’s very transparent how y’all feel about meta dicks when some of you can’t go too long without using “shrimp dick” or something of that sort as an insult

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