Hello And Howdy Doo Folks, Welcome To My Filthy Fuckin Blog! I See All You Kids Got Intro Posts Now So

Hello and howdy doo folks, welcome to my filthy fuckin blog! I see all you kids got intro posts now so here's mine.

I'm a grimy, slimy, nasty son of a bitch, and I dare y'all to come get filthy with me!

I'm into some wicked shit, so little kids scram outta here! Wait until you're old enough to be a proper freak

I love sloppy cunts on babes that are sloppy drunk, I love pretty boys and filthy whores, I love dicks and chicks and chicks with dicks, I love hairy junk and pretty smooth honeys, I love kitties and titties and junkies and wicked twisted fucks of all kinds

And I don't take no for an answer baby doll

Anons are always on, ask some shit! Get creative and filthy and leave whatever you want in that inbox

Feeling brave sweet thing? Drop some pics of yourself and I'll tell you whether or not I'd make you my next pretty victim. Be extra brave and give me some details about your location and I might just make it happen.

A 50-somethin biker chick with a smoker voice and a Harley Davidson brand prosthetic leg held me by the hair and shotgunned rum into my mouth last night and yall I think I might be pregnant

You babes get so cute when you start sayin shit like "please stop" and "get off me it hurts". You got the key to my heart actin like that

When I die I want one of my followers to skin my corpse and wear me like one of those raccoon hats

"Alright gents, gather up! Y'see this cute little princess here? She's a loaner! Every hole this slut has is open for business until her owner comes to take her home!

Woah woah, slow down fellas, I ain't done introducing yet! This deal the owner struck with me had some minor stipulations we gotta discuss!

This ain't just a run 'n gun cum dumpster fun house tonight, we're on a mission boys! The owner said we can do with her as we like, when we like, and however we like, as long as the pretty little cunt goes home pregnant!

SO START YOUR ENGINES BOYS! The breeding bitch is getting tied to the table tonight and she ain't moving an inch until every last one of you scum suckin bastards shoots a load into that baby makin pussy!"

You're saying no now, but I know a yes is hiding somewhere in these tequila shots baby so let's knock em out