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How do you sleep at night?
Just my headcanons on the demon brother’s sleeping habits <3 enjoyyyy
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Lucifer
When he’s sleeping on his own, he sleeps in the very centre of the bed, on his back. He goes to bed in that position and wakes up in that position.
I partially say that because I think it’s funny, and partially because he has trouble sleeping, and he lays awake for hours sometimes before he goes to bed, and as he lies awake he stares at the ceiling of his bedroom. He definitely finds it difficult to turn his brain off, and he can’t stop stressing about his brothers and his work :(
He finds it much easier to sleep with MC in the bed. Somehow they calm him down and it allows him to relax :)
He sticks to one side of the bed and still lies on his back (psychopath) but he likes it when MC lies next to him and he’ll sometimes put an arm around them and pull them into his side.
He understands having your own space though, so some nights it’s just a goodnight kiss, lights off, and sticking to your own sides all night. He doesn’t mind either way though.
Mammon
He moves around a lot in his sleep. Quite often he wakes up to see his duvets on the floor, which is annoying because he doesn’t like having to make his bed.
He snores AND he talks in his sleep; once Levi and Asmo hid a phone with a sleep talk recorder app by his bed and they listened back to it in absolute hysterics.
Most of it was snoring, the occasional fart, and then the rest of it was him incoherently muttering and mumbling about a variety of topics. Some of it was about money (they heard ‘Goldie’ quite a bit) of course lots of it was about MC (they did not hesitate to tease him about this) and then there were also a couple mentions of his brothers.
He would be annoying af to sleep in the same bed as. He’s SUPER clingy, like you go to bed and he’s wrapped around you like a koala (it’s kinda cute tbf) but then you wake up at 3am and he’s snoring obnoxiously loudly into your ear. You can’t get him off though, so you’ll just have to deal with it lol.
You don’t mind it too much though, because somehow he helps you sleep better than you ever have. Somehow you both slept in until 13PM once (Lucifer was not happy) but it’s because his bed is so comfy (and so is he)
Leviathan
This man sleeps in a bathtub.
He has back issues - serious back issues like he is a gamer AND he sleeps in a bathtub (sorry I’m not getting over that) so that gives him something else to complain about at breakfast
Other than the bathtub thing, he sleeps pretty normally. He does go to bed pretty late though, and his sleep schedule is a bit all over the place. Somehow it doesn’t affect him that much though (he lives off of sugary energy drinks- doesn’t like coffee that much)
He doesn’t really like sharing the bed with people, as he prefers his own space (clearly- bathtub???) but he doesn’t mind sharing with MC.
He does stick to his side of the bed and if you want any physical intimacy you’d have to initiate it yourself, because he’s never sure whether he should or not. Overall he’s nice to sleep with if you like personal space.
Satan
Again, terrible sleeping schedule. He reads, what do you expect? He does sleep pretty normally though, apart from sleep talking occasionally.
However he is the type to keep books at the end of his bed, piling them up and up until one day he pulls his duvet over him a little sharply, and he hears a loud crashing sound as all of the books go tumbling to the floor (yes I am basing this off of my own experiences)
He is almost ideal to share a bed with. He has no annoying sleeping habits and is happy to keep to himself or spoon, whatever you prefer.
However, he still stays up reading even when you want to go to bed; like it’s 12AM and you’re tired, but when you ask him to turn the lamp off and put his book away, it’s ‘Yeah, just let me finish the chapter, okay? and then 30 minutes later he’s still reading.
He also refuses to move the books at the end of the bed, even at your request. ‘I want to know which ones I’m reading though!’ ‘Write a list or something!’ ‘This way is easier though.’ He was pretty annoyed when you put them all away on his shelves, but he forgave you pretty quickly after you took him to a cat cafe.
Asmodeus
He has a long skin-care, hair-care, everything-care night routine- but he is a normal sleeper. Mostly.
He takes his beauty sleep very seriously, and always gets 10 hours of sleep. This is hard to maintain with his party habits, but he manages somehow.
He prefers sleeping with someone else than on his own (of course) especially if that someone is MC.
He is extremely clingy, like next level. It gets annoying sometimes, but he says that he can’t help it when he’s asleep!
Even when you go to sleep on separate sides of the bed, for example if you’ve had a fight, you’ll wake up to him tucked into your side, arms wrapped around you. It’s so cute you almost forgive him for using up the extra expensive shampoo you had just bought (for yourself!) all in one go.
Beelzebub
His bed is filled with crumbs and stuff because he eats in his bed all the time, so that’s a bit gross.
Other than that he sleeps relatively normally. He gets up in the middle of the night quite often, as he gets really hungry and has to get a snack from the kitchen. Sometimes he even does this while sleepwalking, and he wakes up in front of the fridge so confused, poor boy :(
When sleeping with MC, he finds that he can ignore his hunger and he stops sleepwalking and waking up in the middle of the night :)
He doesn’t move around in his sleep a whole bunch, so he’s nice to hug as you fall asleep. Like a big teddy bear or smth
Belphegor
His whole personality is already sleeping what else is there to say
Jokes aside, he sleeps anywhere and everywhere, he doesn’t snore or sleep talk and is generally silent when he sleeps (creepy)
When he’s sleeping with MC he is extra clingy, literally he latched onto your side or arm or whatever and you can’t shake him off once he’s fallen asleep.
He’s a nightmare to get out of bed in the morning though, and you often have to literally pull him out of bed to wake him up.



Obey Me X Ghibli but everyone is Howl because I said so
I think every obey me players is frustrated on why tf MC doesn't talk about them getting killed by Belphie, I mean I can't lie, I would be upset if those who witnessed my death just collectively agree that hey, yeah this shit didn't happen, but it didn't actually happen! yeah.
Everyone forgot that the now MC on lesson 16+ is not the original MC, on 16-10 before MC went down stairs, they remembered Barbatos reminding them to not tell anyone that they're MC from the future from ANOTHER timeline, where it didn't happen, so with that it's easy for MC to ignore that part because MC didn't actually experience the death and just became a witness instead and replaced the previous MC who died..
Obey Me! Demon Brothers: How They Would React to Walking in on You Changing (18+, MDNI)

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor
TW: Some horny ass demons, making out, groping
A/N: No one requested this but I’ve been seeing a lot of tiktoks doing this trend so I started thinking ab how the boys would react 😂 This isn’t anything too explicit but it’s still suggestive so I marked it as NSFW, but as long as you’re an adult, enjoy!
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Lucifer:
“MC come downstairs, it’s time for breakfa-“ he stopped dead in his tracks, lips slightly parted.
You blushed and covered yourself with the shirt you were holding, to which he chuckled and crossed his arms over his chest.
“Ah I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were already awake. I’ll knock in the future.” he turned on his heel to leave.
“L-Lucifer?” you asked, stepping forward expectedly.
He looked over his shoulder at you with his hand on the doorknob. “Don’t worry my little human, you’ll get my attention again after school. If you do well on your exam maybe I’ll give you a reward. And if you don’t, well… you’ll have to be punished for getting me so worked up just now. It’s your choice.”
He smirked before motioning for you to walk out behind him. You threw on your uniform quickly and scuttled out after him.
Mammon:
He barged into your room without warning all the time, it never dawned on him that he might walk in on you half naked
He was absolutely frozen, eyes wide and mouth hung agape, not being able to take his eyes off your body.
“Do you need something Mammon?” you asked nonchalantly, unfolding the shirt you were holding.
He shook his head, his cheeks heating up in embarrassment. “N-no, I just-“ He ran his hand through his hair, looking for the right words to say. Finally he met your eyes, bringing him back to reality. “What are ya doin stripping with your door unlocked? What if one of the other guys came in? You’re lucky it was me who-“
You cut him off with a kiss, curving your body into his. He was surprised at first, but then kissed you back, hands roaming all over your body. He reached behind him and locked your door. “I guess we’re gonna be late for dinner today hm?”
Leviathan:
He immediately squealed and slapped his hands over his eyes, face turning as red as a tomato. “Ah, I’m so sorry! I should’ve knocked!”
He turned around to leave, forgetting that the door was shut behind him. He slammed his body straight into the door and fell to the ground, hands still covering his eyes.
He groaned and rolled over, crawling over to you before bowing flat against the ground. “I invaded your privacy, please forgive me!”
You chuckled as you finished buttoning up your blouse. “Levi honey, I finished getting dressed while you were wallowing.”
He peeked his head up, glossy eyes scanning over your body. He laughed before standing up, brushing himself off awkwardly. He shifted from side to side, desperately trying to downplay the tent that was growing in his pants.
“Well, that’s a relief, I guess I- Ah!” he squealed as you flipped him around and threw him down on your bed, crawling overtop of him.
“You pervert, you think I’m just gonna let this go unpunished?” you asked, inches away from his face. He smirked before kissing you, kind of glad that he had embarrassed himself.
Satan:
He just chuckled and leaned back against the door, putting his hands on his hips.
“Satan! I’m literally half naked!” you cried, throwing a blanket over your body.
“Oh don’t mind me.” he smirked, shaking his hand out in front of him. “Just keep doing what you’re doing.”
You blushed with a dropped jaw, then shook your head and laughed at how ridiculous the situation was. “Okay you cannot just walk in here and-“
“Can’t I?” be challenged, taking slow strides over to you. He stopped only a few inches in front of your face, leaning in dangerously close. “You are my human, after all. Am I not entitled to do with you as I please?”
You stuttered for a second, then caught onto his plan. You smiled at the ground for a moment before looking up at him with dark eyes. “Don’t forget that you’re also my demon. You have to obey my every command, don’t you?”
“Oh I’m looking forward to it, my dear.” he chuckled, snaking his arms up around your waist. His skin was hot, burning with desire as his eyes pierced into you harshly. “Will you give me a command, master?”
Asmodeus:
He didn’t look phased at all, simply shutting the door behind him and entering your room like usual.
“MC what lip gloss should I wear today?” be asked, holding out both products in front of him.
“Asmo, what are you doing, I’m changing in here!” you yelled, desperately trying to cover yourself with the clothing laid out in front of you.
“Stop screaming, I’m trying to ask you a question!” he giggled, flipping his hair out of his face. “You’re the one making this questionable, you naughty little thing.”
“Please, look away so I can get dressed.” you pleaded, squinting your eyes in embarrassment.
“Awh, are you getting shy?” he teased. “There’s no need to be embarrassed MC, I’ve seen much more of you than this before! But I’ll leave you alone.” he chuckled before leaving your room. You were definitely going to get him back for this later.
Beelzebub:
He stopped mid-step, looking at you with a blank expression as the door swung shut behind him. His poker face was strong as his eyes scanned over your body.
“Something wrong Beel?” you smirked, slinging your blouse up over your shoulders and pushing your hair back.
“No not at all,” he chuckled as he finally moved, shifting his weight and rubbing the back of his neck nervously. “You’re just…. really hot.”
You giggled before walking over to him, blouse still unbuttoned to reveal your chest. You put your arms up around his neck and looked up at him cheekily. “Well so are you babe. It was quite naughty of you to walk in on me like this though.”
“What are you gonna do about it huh?” he questioned, forehead pressed against yours as he rocked you in his arms. He had on the biggest shit-eating grin as you yanked him down to kiss him, gripping onto his orange locks tightly. He was in for a long night now.
Belphegor:
He was half asleep when he wandered into your room, eyes squinted as he ruffled his hair.
“Belphie, you can’t just-“ you began, but he cut you off by placing his index finger to your lips.
“Lucifer wants you to come downstairs for a meeting.” he grumbled, groggily smacking his lips together before he turned around to leave. You gaped at the back of his head, baffled as he shut the door behind him and left.
It didn’t hit him until he was halfway down the hallway. When he realized that you were half naked just now, a light pink blush sprinkled across his cheeks. He immediately sprinted back to your room, bursting through the door to see you laying out on your bed, still half dressed. You jumped once again at the intrusion, scrambling to cover yourself with your blankets.
“You were changing!” he declared, arms stretched out in front of him in shock. You nodded frantically as if to say ‘um, duh!’ All the expression drained from his face as his eyes scanned over your body. “You’re still changing…”
You couldn’t help but laugh at how dumb your demon was, letting your guard down a bit and throwing the blanket off of you. You held out your arms to him as an invitation.
He smirked before hopping in bed with you, kissing you passionately as his hands raked over your body. “This is one way to wake me up.”
Obey Me! Demon Brothers Imagine: The Moment They Realize They’re In Love With You

Lucifer: When he finds himself constantly considering your opinion
Lucifer never needed to take anyone’s opinions into consideration. Well, he was concerned with Lord Diavolo’s plans for the Devildom, but when it came to his day to day life, he lived only for himself. He never changed his routine. That was how he liked it. But when you came along he found himself adjusting his schedule, listening to new records, going to new places, trying new foods… and it didn’t bother him. It actually made him happy to do the things that you liked. Now before he did anything, he’d think to himself, “what would Y/N think?” One night, you had wandered into his room while he was playing piano for a late night chat. While you were rambling on about this piano piece you liked, he was looking at your admirably when he started thinking about why he was so lost in your words in the first place. He realized then that the only way pride himself could care so much about someone else’s opinion, is if he was in love with them. The thought would catch him off guard for a moment, then he’d chuckle to himself. You stopped your rambling to ask him what was so funny. He pulled you into his lap and tilted your jaw up to look him in the eye.
“Nothing is funny about how in love I am with my human. I take you very seriously, my darling. I just found it amusing how long it took me to realize it for myself. Who would’ve thought that I could ever be so hopelessly in love?”
Mammon: When you defend him against others, even when he’s not around
He knew that eavesdropping was wrong. He knew that Lucifer despised it and reserved his worst punishment for it. He knew that you would be upset if you knew he was pressed up against the office door listening to your conversation. But he couldn’t help it! Diavolo and Lucifer had interrupted your study session and dragged you off to the office for some sort of important discussion, and the whole thing was just too damn suspicious. He could hear Lucifer going on and on about all the debts Mammon had racked up that week, all the tests he had failed, all the rules he had broken… Diavolo was just trying to explain to you that he was concerned about Mammon’s performance, and was hoping you could be a good example for him. You were respectful of Diavolo’s intentions, but you were pissed at the way Lucifer was talking about his younger brother. How could he call him worthless and compare him to scum so cruelly? You snapped and went off on him despite how much more powerful he was than you, fearlessly telling him that if he talked about your demon like that again, it would be the last time he’d speak the name Mammon. Mammon couldn’t hold back anymore after that. He burst open the doors of the office and ran in, taking you into his arms.
“MC, I love ya so much! No one ever sticks up for me! You’re my favorite person in the whole world!”
Leviathan: When you show up to his room in cosplay as an apology
You had broken one of his Ruri figurines, and you felt absolutely terrible. The thing was, he wasn’t even angry with you! He insisted that accidents happen and that it could be replaced. But you saw the way his lip quivered and how his hands trembled when he cleaned it up. You knew him too well to just brush it off as a mistake. You realized you couldn’t replace the figure, but you could make it up to him somehow! You immediately went to work on your cosplay as Ruri’s sidekick, then knocked on Levi’s door to surprise him. You announced that you were there to deliver an apology message from his dear friend Y/N. He was absolutely overwhelmed with appreciation at your kind gesture that he wasn’t even expecting, the smile on his face so big you thought it would break his face. How could you be so perfect, he thought to himself. Levi pulled you into the toughest embrace and buried his face into the crook of your neck, wanting to hide his blush and the small tears in his eyes.
“Oh my god MC, I love you so much. You’re so amazing, please stay with me forever.”
Satan: When he sees you care for a stray cat
You were walking back to the House of Lamentation from a shopping trip to the book store, when a little black cat had wandered over and pawed at your legs. You both knealt down and played with the cat for a while, rubbing its ears and stroking its back. You went to look at its tag and saw that it didn’t have an owner. You started vocalizing your concern for the poor kitty, worried that it wasn’t going to get dinner that night or have a warm place to sleep. You insisted that you had to sneak it into the House of Lamentation, just until you could find it a good home. The way you didn’t even hesitate to take the little kitty in was so admirable to Satan, especially when he considered Lucifer’s distaste for cats. Seeing you care for such a helpless creature out of the kindness of your own heart broke something inside of him. He’d stop right in his tracks and wait for you to turn around and look at him.
“You’re wonderful, you know that? You have such a good heart. I’m so in love with you it hurts.”
Asmodeus: When he can smell your perfume/ cologne in a crowd
Asmo was known for his intense shopping sprees that resembled an olympic sport. He lugged around carts full of his shopping bags and left no stone unturned in every single store. Naturally, you needed a break, and decided to go take a breather while he was distracted looking at some shoes. When he turned around to ask your opinion on one, he panicked upon not seeing you there. He immediately assumed the worst and bolted out of the store, calling for you and running around frantically. The mall was crowded, and everyone was moving so fast he couldn’t see anything clearly! Suddenly it hit him. Your scent. You were nowhere to be seen, but he could smell you in the middle of all these people. He followed the smell and found you passed out on a bench, sleeping peacefully despite all the noise around you. He giggled at how cute you looked and placed his sweater over you before sitting down next to you.
“Maybe I’ll take a break too MC. You have such good ideas, that’s one of the things I love about you. Did I just say that? I guess I did. I love you. I’ll make it more romantic when you wake up, I promise.”
Beelzebub: When you take care of him while he’s sick
He couldn’t help it, Hell’s Kitchen had a special on his absolute favorite burger and he was just so excited that he overate. His belly was so swollen and upset, and his fever was so high he couldn’t even get out of bed. After he didn’t come to breakfast, you showed up to his room and found him curled up in bed holding his stomach. After he told you what was wrong with him, you insisted that you both take the day off so you could take care of him. He initially protested, saying he had Fangol practice and student council after school, and there was no way Lucifer was going to allow it. You told him you would take care of Lucifer, and that there was no way he was going out in this condition. You put a cold towel on his forehead to help with the fever, and a heating pad over his tummy to aid in digestion. You had him drink plenty of water and get lots of rest, and when his tummy ache was gone, you told him to take a nice long nap. Once he was asleep, you made him a light soup and a cup of tea. When he woke up from his nap, groggy and half delirious from the fever, he caught a blurry image of you dunking a wash cloth in cold water while arguing on the phone with Lucifer. The tray of his meal was sitting over on his nightstand, and a humidifier was running in the corner. You had taken care of everything, making sure he wouldn’t worry about a single thing beyond getting better. He didn’t know what he would have done without you. You were the most caring person in the world to him without being obligated to. Why were you so worried about him? You didn’t even hesitate to miss all your commitments for the day just to help him. You must really love him. Probably just as much as he loved you, he thought. You hung up the phone and turned around to see him staring at you with a crooked smile. When you asked him what he was smiling about, he sat up and chuckled before answering.
“You, you’re so in love with me. It makes me happy, because I’m in love with you too. I know I’m kind of out of it from the fever, but I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life.”
Belphegor: When he doesn’t mind sacrificing his sleep for you
The brothers were absolutely baffled when they saw the youngest demon rising early and staying up late to spend time with you. On one particular night, they burst into the attic expecting to find him asleep, only to find him awake, typing away on a computer while you were passed out on the floor next to him. You had been working particularly hard on a student council project for the festival, and practically collapsed on him from exhaustion. Belphie insisted that you get some rest, saying you deserved it and that he would finish the work you were doing. At the noise of the intrusion, you woke up to see him angrily shooing his brothers away, saying they were being too loud and would wake you up. When he turned around and saw you awake, he got worried, telling you to go back to sleep and that everything was taken care of. You laughed and apologized for making him miss his evening nap, to which he just tucked your hair behind your ear and smiled.
“No, I really don’t mind it at all. The others were surprised but I’m not sleepy. I just want you to get the rest you deserve. Because I… well, I love you. And I want to take care of you. That’s all there is to it.”
The different kinds of kisses you’ll receive from Obey Me characters
Lucifer
Quick peck on the lips, too busy or when people aren’t looking
Though when you two have some private time, breathless open mouth kisses; definitely whines when needy
Mammon
Very quick barely a peck, would leave you even wondering if you even really received anything
Bruises your lips from how hard he’s trying to kiss, sucks your entire lip, somehow neither of you can breath, your nose is squished; perhaps your first kiss was also his??
Leviathan
Acts like some kind of MC from a romance anime, quotes a line which caused the love interest to swoon then closes his eyes tightly and waits till you kiss him
Has asked you to kiss him while y’all both puckered your lips like fish
Satan
Would slowly blink at you like what a cat would do
This man could honestly be giving you little kisses on your cheek as he reads his book to having you pinned while you’re breathless and he gently tugs on your bottom lip
Asmodues
Butterfly kisses, pecks on your forehead, rubbing your noses together, back of hand kisses, this man will smother you in affection
Perhaps will nip at your clavicle and nuzzle against your neck to pepper kisses on your neck to see if you’ll shudder
Beelzebub
Would wrap his arms around your shoulders from behind and kiss your forehead
Also would kiss down a happy trail or the belly of his partner calming “the best treats are down there”
Belphagor
Sleepy kisses on the forehead as he murmurs how much he loves you
Bastardly, nuzzle against your chest then into the crook of your neck and kiss against it but it would be ticklish and if you squirmed, Belphagor would give you more kisses
Diavolo
Never stops smiling, always smiling into the kiss or would break out into a smile while kissing you
Sneakily calls you to give you over the phone kisses since he’s too busy
Barbatos
Quick kisses on the cheek or lips, depending on how busy he is
Though once he has some time to have to you privately, he has your palm to his cheek as he nuzzles into it and kisses your palm
Simeon
Inner forearm kisses around the wrist when the two of you hold hands
Back of neck or shoulder pecks just to see you jump or squirm, it’d cause him to chuckle
Luke
Chaste kisses on the forehead
Would kiss any bandaged wound, saying Simeon did it once and he felt a little better
Solomon
Mischievous sorcerer would steal kisses, the corner on your lips when you’re busy listening to someone or give your forehead a kiss after calling your name to look at him from your studying
Has definitely lied saying that the only cure to a potion you consumed was to kiss, after the kiss Solomon would give you a bitter remedy before sweetening it with another kiss
Thirteen
Cupping your face and kissing you; before sneaking something into your pocket so it goes off in your student council meeting
Kisses each knuckle before kissing the back of your hand and putting it on her cheek
Rapheal
Most stiffed lip, all little pecks
When passionate his kisses don’t change
Mephistopheles
Would scold on public displays of affection, though would kiss you after every sentence
When he knows you have some gossip or need a favor to be done by him, Meph would tenderly kiss the crook of your neck while softly begging against your neck
Caring for Mentally Unwell MC - Headcanon
Arcana Characters (Main 6) x MC
A/N: here’s the second one @thenolifeprincess! Sorry for keeping you waiting! If you need to talk or vent, please feel free to reach out! I’m always here to listen :)
❤️Julian❤️
He’s the kind of man who just constantly hovers when you’re having a bad day
Even if you ask him to leave you alone, he’s still just sitting in the next room over, waiting for any sign that you need him
If you want him to stay though, then he just smothers you with affection
He gives incredible hugs that completely hide you away from the rest of the world
And he’ll go on long monologues about how much you mean to him
Depending on your mood, the monologues can range from the serious kind that bare the deepest depths of his soul, to an abundance of bad metaphors to make you laugh
He’s not much of a cook, but he’ll take you to any of your favourite places to eat
And if you don’t really feel like being somewhere public, he knows a few very private, very cozy cafes
If you want to talk about your feelings, he’s an amazing listener
But if you’d rather be distracted, he has an endless supply of stories about his travels to tell you
He’s completely understanding of the fact that you won’t feel up to doing much some days, and he’s more than willing to pick up a little extra work
You cared for him in his darkest times; it would be hypocritical of him not to do the same
🧡Portia🧡
She decides that her number one priority is now to make you laugh
Claims that she’ll fistfight whatever is making you upset, even if it isn’t tangible
Even if you don’t really feel like doing much, she’ll still drag you around so you’re not just laying in bed all day
You won’t be doing anything difficult; just enough things so that you won’t feel even worse at the end of the day
This will include stuff like going for a short walk, watering the garden, and baking some cookies together!
Then it’s time to build a giant pillow fort and cuddle, because cuddles make everything better
She pulls out a joke book that you didn’t even know she had, and dedicates some time to finding the absolute worst jokes there are
There will also be several times throughout the day when Portia picks up Pepi and holds her in front of her so she can pretend that Pepi is speaking to you
Turns out Pepi is very creative with her swear words
Portia manages to keep her energy even higher than usual to keep the atmosphere light
You won’t even have a second to let the bad thoughts creep up
💛Lucio💛
Starts by poking you in the face repeatedly while asked what’s wrong with you
When he finds out that you’re not doing so well mentally, he decides that’s completely unacceptable, and has to be fixed immediately
(Obviously mental health problems can’t be fixed in one day, but joke’s on you because he’ll give this 100% of his attention for years if need be)
Prepare to be pampered 24/7, because he’ll be finding every single professional whatever-you-call-people-who-provide-luxury-services to tend to your every need
Of course he’s also going to be joining in on all of this being pampered, because it’s Lucio
Emotions aren’t really his forté, so he’ll probably try to find a therapist for you to talk to as well
I mean, obviously he’ll listen if you want him too, but he wants to solve problems, not just hear about them, so he’ll probably give you some pretty bad advice
Also refuses to let you lay around all day
You don’t really have to do much in day to day life anyway, so he insists you have to enjoy yourself
Mostly this means forcing you to join him outside to play with Mercedes and Melchior
It’s a pretty fun way to pass time, so there’s not much to complain about
Lucio also constantly reminds you that you can get through anything, no matter how hard it is
He’ll compare you to all the the heroes in mythology, and then claim you’re even stronger
💚Muriel💚
If there’s one thing he understands, it’s poor mental health
He stays silent and picks up on it without you saying a word
He lets you do what you feel you need to do, and doesn’t interrupt
He’s still learning healthy coping mechanisms himself, so he doesn’t know how best to help you
Of course he takes care of you
He picks up on any of the chores you usually do, and lets you rest
Inanna stays behind to cuddle and give you kisses
Most of his support is silent; if you want to talk, he’ll listen, but if you want to stay silent, he’ll hold you close and just listen to the crackle of the fire
He does little things to remind you he cares, like bringing up small bouquets of wild flowers
Above all else, he just wants you to know that you’re not alone
💙Asra💙
Everything else goes right out the window when you reveal you’re not doing well
There are now absolutely no expectations, and you’ll get to recover at your own pace, just as one would with a physical ailment
If your mental illness is causing exhaustion, any trips are now postponed, because while they can be fun, they’re also incredibly draining
The exception may be Nepal, which is more of a vacation home than anything
But for the most part, you get to stay in the shop and around Vesuvia
The shop will be closed for a while to give you time to recuperate, and Asra time to care for you
If you want to stay in bed all day, that’s perfectly fine
Asra will bring you tea and snacks regularly
He also adores cuddling with you
If you’re struggling with stuff like bathing, guess what? Magic bath time! Practical and fun!
Faust is also your constant supporter
She follows you around, chanting “Good job! Proud of you!”
💜Nadia💜
Off to therapy you go!
(Only if you’re okay with that, though)
Nadia wants to be pick you constantly, but she also has to maintain Vesuvia (oh, the problems of a Countess)
She asks if you want to see a therapist of any kind to help you while she can’t be with you
If you say yes, great! Depending on what kind of therapist you’d like to see, she’ll find you the best
If not, that’s okay too
She just wants to make sure you don’t isolate yourself completely while she isn’t around
She constantly reminds you that you aren’t a burden, and your struggles are completely valid
When she has time off, she’ll spend all of it pampering you
If she thinks something will help even a little, you’re getting it
Sometimes she’ll commission entire gorgeous outfits for you just to convince you to walk around in the gardens to show it off
If you’re the kind of person who likes makeup or having your hair done, she’ll also spend lots of time helping you perfect new looks
But no matter what you choose, you’ll be beautiful inside and out to her
Mammon relationship hc’s
I simp so hard for this man and yet this piece has been sitting in my drafts for ages– Is it finished? Probably not, but I'ma post it anyways
Tags: Mammon x gn!Mc || Fluff || Headcannons
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LUCIFER
It was one of those rare moments when Lucifer forgot to put on a filter. Unaware that the door was slightly ajar, Lucifer made no move to smoothen his dishevelled hair even as he pulled his pen to his mouth to chew on it. The movement lacked his usual grace so he would have been mortified to know that he was being watched. The sound of laughter made him look at the door only to find you standing there, staring at him.
"Oh Lucifer, I wish I was that pen! You look like a cute kid nibbling at it. Haha."
His mouth opened wide, allowing the pen to fall down, while he glared at you without uttering a word. Being used to his icy gaze, you shrugged and walked towards him without any sign of fear. You put a cup of coffee down in front of him and smiled, "Remember to take a break, Luci. Bye bye~"
Once the door was shut behind you, he looked at the pen, and then at the spot you had just deserted.
A smirk graced his lips.
Tiredness from a moment ago had vanished. Wouldn't he like the pen to be your lips too...?
BEELZEBUB
Beel might have overexerted himself that day because he could no longer stand up straight and get the towel, instead sitting down in a sweaty heap. That was when your face poked from behind the door and you spoke in a concerned voice.
"Beel, are you fine?!"
The sight of you made him relax a little, and his eyes averted to a particular spot.
"[Name], I am just a little tired. Do you mind passing me that towel?"
You noticed how he couldn't even lift a finger to point at it. So, after grabbing the item, you walked over to him, kneeled down and in answer to his grateful smile, cleaned his sweaty body yourself.
When his eyes widened and his cheeks were tinted red, you smiled innocently.
"I like my precious boy perfectly clean even if I have to do it myself!"
Asmo would have had a field trip after that statement but thankfully you were in the presence of the dense brother.
SIMEON
There was supposed to be a baking contest, the competitors being Simeon, Luke, Barbatos and... Solomon. The human had added his name as the cherry on top of a gurgling, toxic cake that nobody wanted but everyone was forced to take a bite out of.
Once the preparations were done, the judge—you—was supposed to taste the pastries and pass the judgment.
To everyone's relief, Simeon walked out of his own spot, tripped on air so that Solomon's food came tumbling down and made a hole on the floor. Even though it disqualified him from the competition, Simeon could rest easy knowing that he had saved your tongue from slaughter.
The winner was chosen between Luke and Barbatos, but you paid no attention to that, instead inching closer to Simeon and grinning. Your voice echoed loud and clear.
"Simeon, don't be upset about the mess. You know that I prefer your buns the most!"
The sound of clapping stopped and everyone glared at Simeon. Solomon smirked wickedly.
Asmo pouted, "Look at my buns too, [Name]. They're very flattering and soft to touch."

Part 1 of my favorite Obey Me! chat photos










✶*✧Introduction to Spell Sealing✧*✶
Everything must come to an end.
This is an area of spellcraft that doesn’t get a lot of publicity because for most people it just becomes a natural part of the process. However, if you want to mix up how you do it, try something new, or otherwise let go of the way you were originally taught, this might be a good resource for performing rituals!
What are Sealed Spells?
In the context of magic you usually hear about sealing and binding like binding a person or something from being able to do something. Here we're talking more like a binding contract. This is a binding or seal locks in an action or intent. It is binding in the way an agreement is binding. You have given it firm parameters that it must follow and you have endeavored to finalize the action. You have provided certainty, locked in your answer, sealed the deal.
The benefits of this are inherent in the finality. You have a set thing that now is much harder to alter and is much harder to waver in its purpose. This is no longer some multi-purpose object. It has varitably been christened for this and this alone. The work to undo it will be just as rigorous as the work to do it in the first place. A light cleansing of your materials afterwards might not be enough. You're gonna need the spiritual bleach.
To some extent you might just feel that something needs to be finalized. If you feel it in your gut like you need something to formally end the working, these are what you might be looking for.
More Common Than You Think
This might be more familiar to you than you would initially think. Signing your name on something at the end is a common one, but even in a ritual sphere there are many examples. This is going to be your “so mote it be”, your “Amen”, and your other declarations of finality. Even purely secular situations often have rituals of finality. I think you’ll find that when these things are left out, there is sometimes a feeling of the energy hanging in the air. In a lot of ways it does not feel right. Whether this is the social convention of signaling to everything and everyone present that the ritual has come to a conclusion, or just to announce you’re finished, there is some power to it.
Types of Seals
There are several different ways to express finality in your workings. Here are just a few examples.
Shutting the Door and Sealing the Envelope
If your work involves some kind of lid or package, you can physically seal it. Whether this is corking a jar, sealing with wax, tying a string around something etc. If this is a possibility it is a good way to finalize a spell.
Written and Spoken Seals
Whether this is through signing something like you might finalize a formal contract or expressing that it is finalized verbally. A few examples of this are listed above that you may have heard before, but there is really nothing stopping you from making your own.
Kiss Seals
Sealing with a kiss. Kissing something to finalize has historical precedent and takes no extra tools to complete besides your lips. Whether this is physically using your lips or the other means, this is one option for a quick seal. Just don’t kiss poison.
Burning, Burying, and Bestrewing
Few things are more final than destruction. Once you’ve set the flame, you’ve pretty much confined what you’ve set on fire to that purpose forever. Burying something in the ground would be another example of this. Whether you feel the finality is from returning it to the earth, or because you are sealing it in a tomb of soul, this will certainly signal that it is done. Some feel like things are not complete until they’ve scattered the ashes, in which case throwing something to the wind could be your version of finality.
Whether this is through signing something like you might finalize a formal contract or expressing that it is finalized verbally. A few examples of this are listed above that you may have heard before, but there is really nothing stopping you from making your own.
Sigil Seals
An extension of the written or spoken seals are sigil seals. It accomplishes much the same thing, but can be a little more formal. Some might think this is kind of a stretch, but wax seals, like what might go on a letter, could fall into this category, technically.
how would mammon react to an mc who likes to buy him things that just reminds them of him ?
Thanks for the first request to kick off Mammon’s birthday celebration nonie 💖🥹
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Ever since Mammon met you, let’s just say Goldie’s taken quiiiite the beating
Whenever he’s out and about, Mammon can’t help but buy anything (and I mean anything) that reminds him of you
A keychain that of a sheep? bought it. A top he thinks you’d look good in? bought it. A plushie you glanced at for more than one second last time you were together? bought it. An ultra wide, flat screen tv? Well, it would be good for your joint movie nights…
Honestly, it’s not even just you that gets this treatment. Sometimes, when he’s feeling generous, (and needs to apologize for stealing their stuff) he may or may not pick up a new pillow for his youngest brother, or something from madame screams for Luke and Beel, and there was that new face mask Asmo was talking about…
The thing is, he never expects this behavior to be reciprocated. Sure his brothers appreciate it, but he can’t say he’s ever really received gifts from them any time of the year other than his birthday and holidays.
But when you walk into his room with a giddy smile holding a small gold box behind your back, practically jumping with excitement, he can’t hide the confusion on his face
You hand him the box, which he tentatively opens, revealing a small gold and leather charm bracelet, which he holds in his grasp like it was something so delicate and fragile, as if it were glass.
“I-I was walking through Majolish with Asmo and I saw this and… it made me think of you. You don’t have to wear it if you don’t like it! I can return it”, you start babbling on
You’re cut off by strong arms wrapping around you, his expression melting into one of pure adoration
He’s never taking it off, not even to shower
This becomes like second nature, both of you buying things for the other simply because you want to see those dorky smiles on each other’s faces
You had to talk him out of buying you a car. A CAR!!!
Honestly you’ve both become hoarders due to the fact that both of you refuse to ever get rid of something the other gave you, even if it’s broken
Barbatos would like a word with you two…
Their Love Languages - The Brothers
A/N: Idk if this has been done before but I wanted to give my take on this. Recently I found out my love language is gift giving and it changed my perspective on myself a bit. You can take the same quiz I took here to find out what yours is! :)
Lucifer
Words of Affirmation. He's the avatar of pride, so it's very important to him that his partner vocalizes their feelings about him as long as they truly mean what they're saying. When he's alone with you after a long day of paperwork and trouble from his brothers, there's nothing more he wants than to hear you tell him that you love him and that he can finally relax. Quality Time with you is also very important to him- please share a seat on the piano bench with him and have a glass of expensive demonus while he plays for you.
Mammon
This one might seem obvious as well, but Mammon's love language is Gift Giving! He's held onto that Harrison Porter keychain you gave him up until the very moment he decided to give it back to you for a very special reason. It doesn't matter if he's broke or rich, his first thought when he's spending money is to spend some on you. He's always keeping his eyes peeled for something he thinks you'll like, and he's equally overjoyed whenever you bring him something that reminds you of him whether it's big or small, expensive or cheap. He'll treasure it forever.
Leviathan
Quality Time is Levi's primary love language with Words of Affirmation coming in at a close second. Levi is constantly holing himself up in his room and doubting himself, so he needs some good company and gentle reassurance that you love him just the way he is. He very much enjoys gaming with you, laying on the floor next to each other watching anime together, and on rare occasions, just talking with one another while staring at his giant fish tank. He likes just being near you, even more so when you tell him your honest feelings and it's just the two of you.
Satan
Quality Time is incredibly important to Satan, but so are Acts of Service. Going to cat cafes with you and spending time reading to you out of his favorite books while you're both in bed are just some of the ways he tells you he loves you. He also likes to take care of things for you- for example, taking notes for you without being asked when you're out sick from RAD, or helping you dice veggies when it's your turn to cook. He helps with chores and remembers the little things about you without having to be asked. And in turn, he would like it very much if he was the first one you came to if you needed help with anything.
Asmodeus
Physical Touch for sure. Asmo is touchy in general, but with you it means so much more to him. Throwing an arm around you or holding your hand means more than it does for anyone else. And somehow, when you run a hand through his hair or put it on the small of his back, it's different from anyone else who might have layed a hand on him before you. With you, it feels real. It feels warm, and right, and loving. He could spend hours cuddling you or painting your nails or being held by you. And despite how much he's always getting touchy with others, Asmo is actually quite touch starved and lonely deep down. So if you reciprocate his touch and hold him close, you'll have his entire heart in the palm of your hand.
Beelzebub
Beel's love languages are both Acts of Service and Gift Giving. Similar to Mammon, he's always on the lookout for things that remind him of you when out and about. But instead of jewelry, clothes, or trinkets, he likes to gift you food and snacks. He has all your favorite foods memorized and knows whether you'll want something sweet, salty, or savory whenever you go out. He also likes to take care of things for you and loves to help you out with things whenever he can. Can't reach a shelf? He's got it covered. Need someone to open a jar? He's right there and willing. Need some advice about something? He's listening attentively. It means the world to him that you would share your food or make something just for him.
Belphegor
Another one who's love language is Quality Time. If Belphie had it his way, he would spend his whole day curled up in your lap. Just being in the same room as you is comforting to him. That's to say, Physical Touch is also a very prominent love language of his. He appreciates when you run a hand through his hair and give him a scalp massage, and in turn he'll wrap his own arms around you and snuggle up like you're his favorite pillow. For you, he'll try his best to stay awake so he can spend time together doing things you both love. Or if it's a lazy day you want, he's more than happy to do just that!
Part 2 of my favorite Obey Me! chat photos











Lucifer 💙
obey me bros as househusbands
✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆ obey me bros x gn! reader, cw mention of food (in almost all), makeup mention in asmos

LUCIFER takes his job as a househusband very seriously. wakes up at the crack of dawn. house vacuumed at 8am. breakfast and tea, hot and ready for when you wake up. your clothes laid out for work and your lunch packed. a very good househusband.
he’ll kiss you goodbye and adjust your tie or straighten your shirt. he greets you at the door with open arms and a kiss. always, 100% will take off your jacket when you walk through the door. will always have dinner ready for when you come home :)
even if he wasn’t a husband he always ends his day with a, “goodnight, i love you.”
MAMMON is a needy househusband. doesn’t have the first clue what he’s doing when you leave for work. does he clean? does he sit back and watch tv? maybe play games with levi? he’s lost. but he does nag you for money and hits the casinos. any winnings he gets he forces himself to keep to take you for being so hardworking :)
he forgets to make the bed and always texts you to ask what time you’re coming home when you’re walking through the front door. dinner is always undercooked or slightly burnt. sometimes he just straight up forgets to make it and you just order take out. so happy to show you what he won at the casino and what he plans to do with it.
tries to get you to stay up later than you should but always falls asleep first after cuddling into you.
LEVIATHAN is a lazy househusband. doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, occasionally asks you for money to buy this special edition ruri-chan figure. still asleep when you leave, awake until the crack of dawn while you’re asleep. maybe he’ll pick up a sock and calls it a day, and rewards himself with an anime binge.
if you ever have a stressful day, he makes it instantly better. you need to shit talk? he’s down, and he’s got a variety of creative insults. threatens to get lotan on them if you really want. tired, sore legs or back? come snuggle under mountains of blankets. you hungry? cool, he can order takeout for the both of you.
even if leviathan is nocturnal, he will pause whatever he’s doing and cuddle you until you go to sleep. sometimes accidentally falls asleep and ends up fixing his sleeping pattern into a functional one.
SATAN is a good househusband. he cooks, he cleans, he takes care of the cat. the only messy part of your house would be the books scattered on the lounge table, his bedside table, and the library would be full of opened books just laying about. other than that, a very good househusband.
he tries to get you to adopt every stray cat you see, even if they are neighbours cats just playing outside. if you’re ever late from work, there would be about four cats in your living room being fed by satan.
satan is a simple househusband. he takes care of the house, tries to adopt every cat he sees, and reads you to bed every night. he makes sure your breakfast is warm in the morning and your clothes are prepared. always ends his day with a kiss to your forehead.
ASMODEUS keeps himself busy as a househusband. he makes his own money, and fills his time up with posting on devilgram and modelling. is a fan to take you out for surprise dinners, but is also the type to make a candle lit dinner and welcoming you at the door naked under his apron.
will always draw you a relaxing warm bath, pampering you after a long day. the house naturally keeps itself clean, the only messy thing about asmodeus is his vanity. although, he refuses to handwash dishes – a big fan of a dish washer. asmodeus doesn’t want his skin to get rough. He will legit refuse to clean anything that involves chemicals. your house.
wakes himself up early to do your hair and makeup. loves making you look pristine and perfect, only to post you in lounge wear and candid settings on devilgram. never lets you go to bed without a face mask if you look stressed – he doesn’t want you to get wrinkles.
BEELZEBUB is… just a husband? if you’re not home, he doesn’t like to be by himself. sure, he’ll make you lunch (only sometimes having a bite) and keep the place clean, but if you’re not home with him he’s either out getting food, at the gym, or with belphie. he invites belphie over so much he might as well start paying rent for being a roommate.
he keeps his space clean and tidy. maybe if he forces himself to cook dinner without eating the ingredients he’ll leave the dishes in the sink for a night or so but whenever you come home from work the place is spotless as always :)
beel is the type of husband to kiss you when you leave and kiss you when you come home. he kept his day occupied but he missed you so much. from the minute you come home to the minute you go to bed he’s attached to your hip. if you even as much go for a pee he’s sighing and wondering when you come back. a normal, clingy househusband.
BELPHEGOR is a lethargic househusband. he rolls over, cages you in his arms every morning without fail and tries to convince you to call in sick. hates your alarm with a burning passion and tells himself one day he will through it out just to keep you in bed with him for a few extra minutes.
he sleeps himself through the entire day until you come home and only then does he do his duties as a househusband. only cleans if you help him. only cooks if you’re helping him and give him a kiss with everything he does right. He won’t do anything by himself – but he will fluff your pillow every night before you climb into bed. you’ll never have sleep deprived eye bags again because belphie makes sure you always get a full nights rest, and good dreams to go along with it.
on certain occasions, you’ll come home to belphie and beel in your kitchen having made dinner for you as a nice gesture for all your hard work. beel is very nice to you because you take care of belphie, so he tries his best to take care of you both :)
some mammons -_-!

ft. green mams also...

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silent treatment w/ the obey me bros
✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆ obey me bros x gn!reader, tiniest of mentions of ch16 in belphies, cw of food in beels

LUCIFER knows you’re mad at him. he can tell by the way you avoid his gaze, sigh whenever he makes a move to talk to you or blatantly ignoring everything he says. he knows you’re mad – but he’s too prideful to give in and apologise first. he thinks he would die on the hill he stands on.
after a few days, he gets lonely. the other side of the bed is cold. he has no one to make idle small talk with while he makes his tea – he starts to talk but falls silent when he realises that you’re probably talking to one of his brothers and he feels the twinge of jealousy within him and he has to remind himself he is not leviathan.
and yet, he still doesn’t apologise.
he doesn’t come to you instantly. lucifer gives you acts of love. he’d refill your drink at dinner without asking, bring some tea to your room when he knew you were studying, and if you were ever late coming home from school your room would be clean and whatever laundry you had folded and put away.
and when you still don’t falter, he comes to your room right before bed and utters such a small “i’m sorry” that you can barely hear from his pride shattering.
MAMMON thinks this treatment would last a day, and you’d allow him to come crawling into your room at night and cuddle under the blankets like every other day. he gets annoyed when he finds your door locked. two can play at that game.
everyone can see the pettiness oozing off of you two at breakfast. refusing to look at each other, refusing to talk to each other.
“beel, tell them to pass the salt.”
“tell mammon he can get it himself, beel.”
it’s awful. leviathan’s tired of it after five minutes and he makes his complaints known. and yet, even after such a scolding from lucifer at the dinner table, he doesn’t fold.
he distracts himself at casinos. mammon doesn’t need you to be his lucky charm. he tries to convince himself he doesn’t need some human to keep him occupied and entertained. he climbs into bed that night, and he thinks he should be happy with his winnings… but he’s not. mammon feels empty.
who is he meant to share his happiness with, if not you?
mammon doesn’t care how late in the night it is when he barges into your room and breaks the lock in the process. he doesn’t care if you’re sleeping or half-awake wondering why the so called boyfriend you’re meant to be arguing with is in your room. he’ll take his rightful place next to you in your bed and throws an arm over you even if you protest.
“’m sorry, okay? don’t go ignore me again…”
LEVIATHAN doesn’t think it’s fair. yeah, maybe he was a little mean. maybe he messed up and instead of apologising like he should have now he was sat moping in his room feeling sorry for himself… but you looked so happy with his normie brothers and not him.
he wasn’t surprised really. of course someone like you, so out of his league, would chose anyone else over a disgusting otaku… and yet, his heart yearned. he wanted you to look at him again. play games with him again. kiss him whenever he won a match, or hold his hand and squeal together whenever something cute happened involving ruri-chan…
leviathan was lonely. he didn’t enjoy doing anything if you weren’t there. but you were so busy with his brothers - how could they? they knew you were his and they still stole your time from him! it just wasn't fair...
only when levi is utterly defeated from envy and loneliness does he knock on your door with the most crestfallen look on his face and all but collapses into you and wraps you up tight in his long arms.
"i'm sorry! i'm sorry! please don't ignore me again!"
SATAN won’t let it get to the point you’re ignoring each other for days. he knows if it lasts too long he’s going to hit a nerve and lose his composure, and he would do anything than show you that side of him. he prides himself on keeping himself well behaved.
when you blatantly ignore him to his face, he can feel his eyebrow twitch and annoyance coil within him. He keeps trying to talk to you, and when he feels the anger crawl up his skin he leaves to his room.
if you still insist on giving him the cold shoulder, he will corner you at RAD, or pulling you into an empty classroom and will make you talk to him and no, you can’t leave until this is resolved because he can’t put up with you ignoring him anymore.
“why are you doing this? do you not realise how antsy i feel when you’re not around? please, let’s solve this.”
ASMODEUS hides how he’s feeling well. he tries to not let it get to him – surely you will come around and stop ignoring him, right? he’s not going to beg for your attention… asmo knew he was better than that. and yet when he tells himself that it’s your loss when you ignore him, and not his, he knows there’s not a whole lot of truth to his words.
asmo tries to fulfil his time, hoping you would break first and come running back to him. He prides himself on being the one chased, not the chaser – but he misses the casual conversation you two have, the way you fix his smudged lipstick, and the way you two always seemed to be touching wherever you go. it could be a warm day in devildom, and yet he was just so cold without you.
he misses having you constantly give him attention.
you’re almost about to give in with the petty cold shoulder, but asmo cracks first. he knocks on your door, and throws himself into your arms and rambles on about how lonely he was.
“i’ve had enough of this! you missed me, right? good, because I missed you! let’s not do that again, okay?”
BEELZEBUB feels empty. his stomach is bottomless, and this irritating sad feeling he feels whenever you blank him feels endless. he doesn’t know what he’s done wrong, but he’ll do anything to fix it. plus, he doesn’t want belphie to know he’s sad…
he misses you when you’re sat across from him at breakfast, and don’t give him the newt legs like you usually do. he misses you when you don’t show up at his fangol games. he misses you when he doesn’t have anyone to share a bit of his food with, and he misses you when even belphie seems lonely when you don’t show up to their room.
after a day or so, he sets out to make it right. you had your alone time. it’s time to fix things. he stands outside your room door with a snack in hand.
“i want to eat this with you… so let’s make up.”
BELPHEGOR thinks it wouldn’t affect him. he can sleep it off until you’re ready to make up with him again, but when he tosses and turns in his bed, he’s almost baffled at himself. he really couldn’t sleep because of some human… and it annoys him. you didn't even act like this after everything he had done.
he tries to prove a point to nobody but himself. he feels so tired all the time and no much amount of sleep would fix that – and he knows it’s because you’re not with him. beel can feel it too, and only then does belphegor make a move to get your attention again when his twin gives him some encouraging words.
he walks into your room like he owns the place, flops on your bed and curls into your side like nothing is wrong. he even has the audacity to even bring his pillow too. and when you stare at him with a perplexed look, all he does is sigh.
“how long am I supposed meant to endure this? i miss you… sleep with me again.”
when you catch them staring
✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆ obey me bros x gn! reader

LUCIFER doesn’t let the surprise show on his face when you turn to meet his gaze, as if you could almost feel the way his eyes had been piercing into you. he offers you a smile, and a soft feeling pools in his stomach when you offer one back, with a wave.
MAMMON's eyes go wide, and his cheeks tint red. his mouth runs with excuses about how you have something in your hair, and no he wasn’t just staring at some human! he thinks he’s smart when your attention turns back to what you were doing, completely oblivious to the fact that you know he’s staring.
LEVIATHAN thinks you look pretty sat next to him in his room, controller in hand. his mind wonders, and he doesn’t see the big ‘YOU DIED’ message on his screen and only snaps out his trance when you ask him if he’s okay, waving a hand in his face. he flushes red, says he’s fine and tries to play it off.
SATAN thinks he's subtle with his staring, but the book he's pretending to read on the same page for the past ten minutes isn't what gave him away. when your eyes meet, his widen and he tries to give you a small smile with pink blossoming on his cheeks.
ASMODEUS doesn’t care if you notice his blatant staring. he’ll give you a wave and a wink, and if you catch him a second time he bounces up to you to compliment you and strike up a conversation… which is only hinting at about how you two would look so good together.
BEELZEBUB isn’t the type to stare often – but the cheeseburger in his hand looked so appetizing and yet somehow you looked so much better than anything he would ever eat. he’s almost drooling, and when you turn to lock eyes with him he wipes his mouth, turns a light pink and continues to eat.
BELPHEGOR is a proud starer. he’ll stare at you with an almost coy smirk on his face, sprawled on the couch. if you catch his eye, he’ll raise the blanket beel had placed over him and silently offers you to come join him.
Tarot Inspired Journal Prompts
Fool: what is something new you are doing or want to do?
Magician: what is a magical way to enhance my day? Or, how can I be more like the magician?
High Priestess: what are my thoughts on divination? What about intuition?
Empress: what part of myself do I want to grow/nurture?
Emperor: what part of my life needs me to take authority? How can I?
High Priest: what are my personal traditions? How is my spirituality unique to me?
Lovers: what relationships mean the most to me?
Chariot: what part of my life needs me to be more combative/ warrior-like?
Strength: what part of my life should I face with courage?
Hermit: what do I need to do alone more often? What do I need to do with others more often?
Wheel of Fortune: what do I think about luck, fate, and/or fortune?
Justice: when do I need to focus on legality vs fairness? Or, What may cause me to seek justice/retribution?
Hanged Man: what have/will I sacrifice for -x-? What am I never willing to sacrifice? What will I easily give up?
Death: what is something personal I want to end or change? What is something that will end or change no matter how I feel? How can I accept it?
Temperence: what part of my life needs more patience? What part needs more balance? How can I achieve both?
Devil: what is a primal desire I have? Should I grant it to myself? Why or why not? How can I get what I want?
Tower: what can I learn from the current or recent chaos/disaster in my life?
Star: what do I hope for? How can I get it?
Moon: what part of my life is best kept private? Why?
Sun: what makes me happy?
Jusgement: what part of me needs reflection? What is a fair assessment of that part?
World: what parts of my life have been fulfilled? What parts are still lacking?
innocent mc cusses pls brothers react ong 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 if you already done this Send link miso
Swearing Infront of the brothers for the first time
Warning: swear words
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The brothers never heard MC cuss which lead them to wonder if they even knew atleast one swear word, they got their answer on a particularly chaotic day in the house of lamentation.
"GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY MAMMOOOON"leviathan yelled as he reached he's hand out to grab mammon but failed miserably as mammon fastened he's pace, he was the fastest brother after all. "FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T HAVE IT YA GEEK"he spat as he ran down the stairs, the chase was never ending, besides the two elders causing havoc mc was talking to s4tan about the new book they were reading "I see, sorry to inform you MC but I've already read that one, but if you want I can recommend you a book?" "no it's fine I got some other stuff I wanna read,I just have this main goal to find a book that you haven't read yet" mc said half joking, s4tan chuckled " well I wish you luck for that MC tho I highly doubt you'll be able to achieve that goal using books that are in the Devildom, you should give human realm books a try instead" he replied smiling, MC nodded "that reminds me! Do you know Jane Eyre?" MC asked satan shook he's head raising a brow "no I haven't, what's it about?" "Oh it's amazing I actually have it in my bag I'll go get it" MC said excitedly rushing to their room, although before they even got the chance to leave the common room it happened so that in that same exact moment mammon was running to that room and bumped into MC, along with mammon so did Leviathan, MC fell backwards while the two demons fell onto their stomach "FFFFFUCKING HELL" MC yelled and the room went silent, mammon now wide eyed staring at MC along with Leviathan as if they've seen a ghost, satan in the corner mouth agape and asmodeus who happened to be in the same room painting he's nails gasping, beel dropped he's food from he's mouth and belphie who was asleep on the couch fell off staring at you "ARE YOU GONNA GET OFF OR DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE THE SECOND TIME?" They yelled at mammon kicking him off " A-a right sorry but uhh" "D..dd did you just swear?!-" levi managed to stutter out. "I think my organs moved places" belphie tried he's best to hold back he's laugh at that comment "MC DEAR OH NO HOW ARE YOU FEELING ARE YOU NAUSEOUS? DO YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE?" Asmo asked rushing to your side in a panic "nope. I think I'm alive for now but thanks" they wheezed out trying to regulate their breathing "what in the Devildom is going on in here?" Lucifer asked as he entered the room and after explaining everything and making sure your okay he returned to scolding mammon "ME? YOUR SCOLDING MEEE?! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY WERE RIGHT THERE?? ALSO ARE WE GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT THEY CUSSED?!" "Now what are you talking about mammon?" "What? I just said fuck it's not a big dea- *GAAAAASP* "SEE THEY DID IT AGAIN" mammon yelled Lucifer shocked looked your way "why are all of you so surprised?? Just because I don't swear often doesn't mean I don't cuss jeez.." "waking up was so worth it" belphie said as he went back to sleep and beel tried to scrape the food off of the floor which he dropped earlier. "Can't believe you guys were THAT surprised, I'm gonna go get the book before I get another concussion"
"Mammon get under the ceiling it's time to hang" "NOOOO"
The end
A/n this is the first time I actually wrote a fic instead of a hc or a hc mixed with a fic so if it sucks I'm sorry :') THANK YOU FOR THE REQUESTT
Pucker up, buttercup
You (MC) bought new lip balm and you want to see what the boys think. Brothers only. Gender neutral, no pronouns. Somewhat suggestive in spots but like…no real spice. This is my first time doing this so forgive me for literally being a newb. And if they seem kinda ooc then…shit, my bad? This was just in my head and i wanted to get it out.
I have a very specific set of balms in mind called Lip Freak. They’re flavored/scented and have a combination of oils that react in a buzzy/slightly numbing reaction when applied. (Im not affiliated i just miss having the one i used)
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Lucifer:
Flavor choice: atomic cherry
Kisses from Lucifer are scarce but that makes them more special, right? You picked this flavor with him in mind, because he’s kinda like a sour cherry, but in an endearing way.
You messaged him earlier on in the day and he actually has some free time to spend with you for once. He’s a busy man after all, especially if he’s cleaning up after his brothers’ schemes. His break time rolled around quick enough, so you made your way on down to his office. You stood in front of the doors for a moment, taking your new lip balm from your pocket and applying a comfortable layer over your lips. Finishing with a quick pop, you fling open the doors and stroll on in. Lucifer looks up from his desk and immediately rolls his chair backwards, expecting you to take your usual seat in his lap. Once you’ve plopped yourself on his thighs and gotten comfy, he wraps his arms tenderly around your waist resting his chin on your shoulder. You gently nuzzle into him for a moment, letting the man relax. Before long you whisper his name and he turns to look directly at you but finds himself trapped in a soft kiss that lingers. He hums, the shared scent and flavor of sour cherries filling his senses. When he draws back his face is riddled with intrigue. “MC? What is this?” He asks. You explain to him the lip balm and flavor you chose for him with a smile on your face. His hand moves from your waist and fixes your jaw in place. Only inches apart from you, he looks you in the eyes with a heated gaze and devilish smirk. “Well MC, for such an intense, tingling, sour sensation it’s still incredibly sweet. And I crave more of it.” Leaning in once more, his lips envelop yours with much more passion and savor than before.
Mammon:
Flavor choice: clockwerk orange
You chose the orange flavor for Mammon because he’s sweet but tangy all at once. Orange felt like the right choice for him. You can’t wait to see how he reacts, and since you’re going on a date to the carnival today a kiss is definitely in order. At least one.
You both practically threw yourselves into the front seats of his car, overly excited for your day together. After the car doors shut, the roof rolls back and the engine turns over, purring surprisingly subtly for a sporty vehicle. “Alright MC, ready?” Before you can even answer he shifts the gear and the car speeds off. Looking over at Mammon, you can’t help but feel a flutter in your chest. His fluffy white hair whipping in the wind, his bronze skin practically glistening in the sun, and his striking blue eyes that just happened to catch you staring. “H-hey, just w-what’re ya lookin’ at…” Damn he’s cute when he’s flustered. You flash him an innocent smile and he flicks his eyes back on the road, pretending he didn’t just feel his heart skip a beat. Once you arrive and grab your tickets the both of you are practically racing down the walkway to the games. “Hey MC, let’s make a little bet. If you win a game, I’ll buy ya as many treats and trinkets as ya like. But if I win….You gotta give me a kiss~” He has a childishly mischievous grin all across his face. But he just made this way too easy. So when it came to your first game of darts, you let him win. First, a quick swipe of the sweet and tangy balm over your lips then you turn and plant one right on him when he least expects it. You watch as his eyes widen and lips quiver. He bites down to hide his excitement, but it was too late. There’s a hunger in his eyes and a fire in his chest. “MC, I dunno what kinda magic kiss that was, but get ready to give me a million more.” The rest of your day is filled with orange flavored kisses and your arms are filled with stuffed toys.
Leviathan:
Flavor choice: Butter Rum Rage
You’re not entirely sure why this one stuck out to you for Leviathan, maybe it’s because it makes you think of fancy marble sodas and fizzy drinks and that seems up his alley. You’re sure he’ll like it though regardless.
Today wasn’t anything special, the two of you were in his room gaming. He picked up a new fantasy rpg and wanted you to help him on his quest through the story. So you lay with your head in his lap and watch, helping him pick dialogue and pathways to progress. But you couldn’t help but think about how close to reality fantasy games are in the Devildom since magic and all sorts of weird creatures exist here. The only thing you haven’t seen yet is a dragon… Leviathan lets out a groan of frustration as he struggles to defeat the boss for the dungeon he’s working on. You look up at his pouting yet focused face. How could he still be so adorable? Nerd. He huffs and hangs his head in momentary defeat, which gives you an idea. Taking your lip balm from your pocket, you pop the top off and call out to Levi. He picks up his head as you say his name, watching as you slather your lips with the balm. Your hand slinks to the back of his neck and pulls him down into a sweet but quick kiss. His arm flings up to shield his flushing face as he shouts “Player 2 used rejuvenating kiss!! It’s…..SUPER EFFECTIVE!! But what’s this weird side buff? It feels like my lips are vibrating like my controller and taste like cream soda.” You explain it’s just the stuff you put on, hoping he’d like it. He’s quiet for a moment, his eyes staring and sparkling. Then stutters ever so quietly “Can….can you do it again and be my sweet stat booster?” You oblige him in another kiss and continue to do so whenever he seems to be having a hard time progressing.
Satan:
Flavor choice: sin-o-mint
Cinnamon and mint feels like a perfect match for Satan. Warm but cool all in one. Fiery rage wrapped up in a man that pretends to be cold and logical. A quiet bookworm until you get him worked up about…anything. A mystery? Cats? Or just generally piss him off? Hot and cold.
You had been calling out to Satan for who knows how long. At this point you don’t even remember why you needed his attention in the first place, but you were determined to rip him out of his book if it killed you. But you might as well make it interesting with the plan you had in mind. Granted, you have no idea how this will end for you but everything in this house is a risk so why not add one more? Pursing your lips, you apply a liberal layer of balm and rub them together. You feel the warm cinnamon and icy mint battling for dominance on your skin and have to act fast before it fades. Rushing over to the couch were Satan sits, you practically slap the book from his face into his lap and hastily press your lips against his. His face contorts in confusion. So much confusion. “MC what are you doing? What is this?” Raising his hand to his mouth, his fingertips poke at his lips, the tingling flow across the warm sensitive skin. You explain your frustration from trying to talk to him but he was so engrossed in his book that he completely ignored you, making you take drastic measures. The silence between you breaks as he chuckles. “Well MC, if that’s what happens when I ignore you maybe I should do it more often.” He grabs your wrist and carefully pulls you down into his lap. “Give me one more kiss and my attention is all yours for however long you want.”
Asmodeus:
Flavor choice: psycho punch
You debated between the bubblegum flavor and the punch flavor for Asmo. But as sweet and pink he is, he’s not bubblegum sweet. He’s a little off and you love that. He’s a good bowl of fruit punch.
It’s self care day with Asmo. The two of you have taken a soothing bath, got wrapped up in comfy robes, and are working on skin care. You help each other with moisturizers and face masks, next coming exfoliating lip scrubs and lip balms and chapsticks alike. You brought over some of your own products since you like to swap sometimes if there’s something either of you didn’t like. Asmo take a face wipe and removes the sugar scrub from your lips and scans the pile of products for a good balm. Before he can pick you grab the new one you bought just for him. You tell him to wait a second as you wipe the last of the scrub from his lips, then run the balm over your own. The scent of various fruits is strong, almost sickeningly so which somehow makes it all the more perfect for Asmodeus. You beckon him forward, faces leaning in until you share a kiss. Your lips squish together and ensure the balm spreads properly. Asmo hums. “You know MC, you taste great as is. But it’s like you chose this flavor for me~ and the tingling? It’s exciting~” His hands cup your cheeks and pull you in for more tastes, his flirty giggles sprinkled in between. You’re pretty sure he knew what was going on as soon as he saw the new balm in your pile of cosmetics but just decided to play along.
Beelzebub:
Flavor choice: gingerhead man
This one was a no brainer but for the dumbest reason ever. Come on, it’s called GingerHead Man. Beel is THE ginger head man. Also he likes pretty much any kind of food so of course he’ll enjoy cookie flavored kisses.
Because Beel has such a knack for sniffing out food, you had to be super sly and surprising for this. If he found it before you found him, consider your lip balm gone. So your plan is to pounce when he comes home from his workout. You text him to let him know you’ll be waiting in his room for him, making yourself comfy on his bed until then. Hearing his footsteps grow closer to the door, you jump up and race to put slather your lips thoroughly before he comes in. Then as soon as he opens the door you throw yourself at him, your arms locking around his neck as you plant the biggest kiss on him. His hands grab your legs to make sure you don’t drop to the floor, but he’s otherwise stunned. Pulling away you see him in awe. Actually unsure if you broke him, you can’t see a single thought behind his eyes. You call out to him to bring him back. “Mc do that again” is all he says and you can’t help but laugh and grant his wish. “You’re so sweet and tingly, I just wanna eat you up.” He keeps going back for kiss after kiss until your lips are actually numb instead of just buzzy. Just in time to give you a rest, Beel’s stomach grumbles loudly. “Ok now I’m actually hungry. Let’s get a snack and watch a movie.” You can’t help having the feeling he’s gonna ask for your lips as a secondary snack during the movie…
Belphegor:
Flavor choice: berry sinister
Belphegor kinda just reminds you of a bowl of berries. Raspberries, blueberries, blackberries… Muted colors but distinct flavors match his personality. Plus he can be a bit sadistic and harsh so…sinister is kinda right.
Sneaking Belphie a kiss was almost too easy. The man is constantly asleep. All you had to do was wake him up long enough to give him a little peck and it’s done. But first, to find where he’s napping this time… It’s like playing hide and seek. After checking his bed, the couch, your own bed, you finally find him sleeping in the garden of all places. Snoozing away in a patch of tiny flowers and under the beam of the sun. He looks so soft and comfy, it’s almost a shame you’re waking him up. You make sure your lips are ready before gently nudging him and whispering his name. Grunting, his eyes struggle to open and the corners glisten with drowsy tears. You lean over and give him a little berry flavored peck on the lips. “Mm?” He props himself up onto his elbow, looking at you quizzically. “What with the tingly berry tart taste?” You ask him if he liked it, somewhat worried he didn’t. Extending his hand he grips your arm and yanks you down on the ground next to him. As flatly as possible he says “I don’t hate it. But you can try again to make sure.” You sigh in relief…this brat really does know how to mess with you even in the slightest ways. He holds you close in his napping spot and steals a second kiss from you before humming happily and dozing back off to dreamland. Might as well pepper his face with a few more smooches and take a nap too, you’re stuck here for a while anyway.
oldest obey me brothers as annoying boyfriend activities
a/n: quick writing for the oldest three bc i love them
lucifer
Leans his head over to look at what you're doing on your phone and refuses to admit to it
Buys you clothes that are very clearly his own taste but he just wants to see you in them, just don't say that out loud or he'll threaten to return them (since you "clearly don't want it")
Once he offers to help fix something there's no getting him away, yes he's been taking 5 hours to fix the hot water in your shower but NO he will not call a plumber when "he's got it"
Will cut a kiss short just to see you get frustrated (but god forbid you do it back)
"Oh!.... I see, no it's fine, MC.... I didn't say I was upset"
mammon
Stalks your social media to make sure nobody is flirting with you under your comments (absolutely loses his shit on them when he actually finds someone dumb enough)
Everytime you two lay down together he manages to pull your hair/bonnet/ or elbow your head. Every. Single. Time (literally just goes "lol damn sorry")
Tries to cop a feel and when you catch him he gets defensive cause CLEARLY he miscalculated the distance from your ass and hip.. jeez!
Will wake you up mid-sleep to ask you something unimportant
"Babe....babe have you seen my white towel...? Baby?..... i can't find it babe wake-"
levi
Never remembers your friends names and makes you remind him every time you have gossip about them
Will be on voice chat in-game while on the phone with you and yes it will be confusing as hell
"MOVE YOU IDIOT- no henry, not you, i wouldn't call you that.. ARE YOU STUPID-"
Knocks on the bathroom door to ask if you're done (not cause he has to go, he just wants you back)
Asks "what if" questions to test your love (he just wants to test the limits, mc, what if he were to actually turn into a snail and-)
Laws of Magick (Grimoire Excerpt)
The Laws of Magick are concepts that describe patterns in the effects of witchcraft. Here are some simple definitions.
The Law of Attraction
What you put out to the world will be returned to you. This is manifestation through intention: "I want kindness so I will give kindness"
The Law of Knowledge
Knowledge is power. The more you know about something, the more you understand it and can use it or have power over it.
The Law of Self-Knowledge
Know thyself. The more you know yourself, the more you are capable of becoming the master of your own destiny and the facilitator of change in your own life.
The Law of Cause and Effect
Consistency is key. If you do the exact same action in the exact conditions, you will get exactly the same results every time.
The Law of Synchronicity
There is no such thing as coincidence. Though possible, it's extremely rare that two things happen at the same time that are not interconnected in some way.
The Law of Association
If any two patterns have elements in common, the patterns interact through those common elements.
The Law of Similarity
Having an accurate physical or mental representation of something facilitates control over it.
The Law of Contagion
Objects or beings in physical contact with each other continue to interact after separation. More contact = more connection.
The Law of Names
Knowing the complete and TRUE name of an object, being, or process gives one complete control over it.
The Law of Words of Power
Certain words hold great power. Even if their meaning is lost, the power is still there. An example is names: though you may not know what your name means exactly, it still holds a lot of power.
The Law of Personification
Personifying (considering it alive or to have a personality) anything makes it an entity. This can be beneficial in many ways: one example is personifying an object to channel a deity through it
The Law of Invocation
It is possible to establish internal communication with entities from either inside or outside oneself, said entities seeming to be inside of oneself during the communication process.
The Law of Evocation
It is possible to establish external communication with entities from either inside or outside oneself, said entities seeming to be outside oneself during the communication process.
The Law of Identification
Prolonged connection or association with another (person, being, entity, etc) can result in becoming said person/thing, including holding their knowledge or power. In other words, possession is possible.
The Law of Personal Universes
Reality is only our perceived conscious understanding of the world around us (and within us). It's possible that "reality" means different things to different people.
The Law of Infinite Universes
The concepts that multiple realities can exist at once, whether that be your own (like "multiple/alternate reality theory") or yours vs another's (like your perception of reality being different than your friend's).
The Law of Pragmatism
If a belief system allows someone to cope, survive, or achieve their goals, it becomes "real," "true," and "sensible" to them.
The Law of True Falsehoods
It's possible for two belief systems to contradict but still exist at the same time. Basically, just because something doesn't make sense to you, it doesn't mean it won't make sense to someone else. This is like a TL;DR of the above 3 laws.
The Law of Synthesis
If two "opposing" patterns combine to produce a new pattern, that new pattern will be more true than the previous two alone. In other words, if two understandings of reality combine, the new understanding will be more "true" or reasonable/understandable because it applies to more realities and therefore can be believed by more people.
The Law of Polarity
Any pattern of data can be split into (at least) two "opposing" characteristics, and each will contain the essence of the other within itself.
The Law of Opposites
The "opposite" of something contains information about said thing, by providing information on what it is not. This creates control or power over it because you now have knowledge over it, even if through its opposite; once again showing how interconnected all existence is.
The Law of Dynamic Balance
Balance is key. To live life to its fullest, one must allow themselves to not fall into extremes so that they can experience all that life is and can offer.
The Law of Perversity
Murphy's Law. If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong. Emotional stability and self-awareness can help avoid things becoming utter disasters.
The Law of Unity
Every phenomena in existence is linked directly or indirectly to every other one, past, present, or future.