Sirius: Moony, I Think Harry Has A Boyfriend

Sirius: Moony, I think Harry has a boyfriend

Remus: Why would you think that?

Sirius: well he goes on about how this boy makes him crazy, how he’s constantly watching him, how they bicker a lot

Remus: so he reminds you of us?

Sirius: I may have also seen them yell at eachother and then Harry might have got reaaaaaal close

Remus: much like us

Sirius: and they both turned red and Harry ran away.

Remus: hmmm

Sirius: but the other boy was my cousin.

Remus: don’t worry if Harry really is just like you, you won’t have to worry about anything happening for another 16 years.

Sirius: *pouts*

*16 years later*

Harry: Pads, Moony, I’m gay.

Remus: told you

Sirius: *pouts*

I’m trying out a new watercolor look for my digital art, what do you think?  I hope you guys like it, it’s really fun to do!  I’ll try to get better at it…

Wolfstar in the park during spring for Arty from my tumblr asks

So like, could I possibly ask for some Tobirama x Madara/Madara x Tobirama headcanons? ;0; if not I'll just slide away back into my hellhole of being unable to finish my fanfics XD

- In desperation, Hashirama gives them a house at the very outskirts of the village because even he can’t stand the shouting.

- Madara is his best friend but he doesn’t want to hear him through three locked doors, four blankets, and a pillow every time he gets annoyed at Tobirama. 

- Not that the other party is all that much better. Passive-aggressiveness, thy name is Tobirama. 

- Madara gardens. He’s spectacularly bad at it. 

- Tobirama cooks. It usually goes fairly well, as long as he doesn’t get distracted halfway through.

- Luckily being a Suiton user is good for more than just fighting. 

- They get a cat.

- Well, Tobirama gets a cat.

- Madara gets a nemesis. 

- Mito gets a hell of a lot of amusement for the simple act of leaving a kitten in their bedroom.

- Madara is a prude, and Tobirama likes to skinny-dip in any body of water large enough to hold him. 

- (This may or may not have been the shouting match that made Hashirama relocate them.)

- In his more desperate moments, Hashirama wishes that they could be a lovely-dovey couple.

- Then he’s forced to endure Touka and Izuna for more than two hours at a time and concedes that there are no good choices.

- Really, how bad does it have to be that Hashirama is the Only Sane Man?

- Mito does not count. Mito is a goddess among fools, and if she wants to make it her life’s work to torture Madara into insanity, Hashirama will just stand back and applaud. 

- Tobirama knows, of course.

- Was the passive-aggressiveness mentioned? 

- Because sometimes Tobirama looks at Madara and wonders why the hell he fell in love and how he can fall out of it and really, Madara putting up with Mito is roughly equivalent to Tobirama putting up with Madara, so it all works out.

- Madara disagrees. 

- Madara strongly disagrees. 

- Why did he marry into the damned family again?

- Love. Right. That’s why. 

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Fandoms: a generalization

Supernatural: like 3 millimeters away from actual Satanism, having a GIF for everything is their only personality trait

Game of Thrones: will argue with everyone about who the best character is, hates season 8, thinks they’re edgy, wE’rE nOt LoTr it’s dArK fAnTaSy

Doctor Who: 70% just started watching from the tenth doctor, the crossover killed them, hates steven moffat

Sherlock: really gay, season 4 doesn’t exist, doesn’t know they’re not actually detectives, misspelling benedict cumberbatch’s name was cute in like 2014 but now it’s just old, hates steven moffat

Harry Potter: everyone was part of this Old Fandom™ at one point, there’s a Hogwarts AU for like every fandom out there. still really fucking loud, 2000s fanfic was the shit, pretty much laid the groundwork for fanfic sites in general

Percy Jackson: we get it you read it in middle school and now you think you have a diploma in Greek and Roman mythology, also can’t agree on what Percy’s Hogwarts house would be, generally just happy to be noticed

Merlin: the Hufflepuffs of fandoms, “he isn’t dead”, merthur is Very Gay

Marvel: in love with spidey and is now Very Concerned™, phase 3 killed them, they pray daily to their overlord kevin feige, nerds or normies there is no inbetween

DC: likes telling people they’re better than marvel, can finally brag about movies, pretty chill most of the time but just don’t mention marvel

Star Wars: can and will be angry at everything, talks about anything from the Expanded Universe, probably made/binged a 40-minute long video on TLJ at one point, is in a love/hate relationship with George Lucas

Lord of the Rings: yep, still around

Stranger Things: gets attached to the one (1) character who dies every season, in denial about hopper, in love with steve and dustin and joyce and eleven

The Umbrella Academy: where the fuck is season 2, nobody likes luther

Dionysus, explaining himself to Zeus: technically, alcohol is a solution

Athena: I will regret telling you that for the rest of my life