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Marauders incorrect quotes
James: We‘ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Sirius: Probably Peter.
Marauders incorrect quotes
James: Point is, we need to do some serious, complicated magic to become animagie.
Peter: But that stuff is illegal!
James: ….
Peter: Alright, I’m in.
Sirius: I’m in too. I heard the word “illegal”
Marauders incorrect quotes
James: Come on, you can’t make EVERYONE like you. You‘re not Remus.
Mary: Not everyone likes Remus, though.
James: WHO DOESNT LIKE REMUS?!
Mary: No one, I just -
Sirius: WE NEED NAMES. NOW
Marauders incorrect quotes
James: *carrying Lily bridal style and talking with her calmly*
Sirius: *sprints past, carrying Remus over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes while Remus is screaming at him*
Marauders incorrect quotes
Remus: I can’t believe we’re locked together in this room
Sirius, while subtly throwing a key out of the window: truly unfortunate
Marauders incorrect quotes
James: Good morning!
Remus: Bold statement.
What Lily says: Remus, it’s your responsibility to look after the other marauders
What Lily means: Remus, it‘s your job to keep these dumbasses from falling for every basic trick in the books because they have the self preservation skills of a bunch of toads (you too but you’re slightly better)
Marauders incorrect quotes
Sirius: I was in a race once
Sirius: Well, I called it a race, the ministry called it ‘escaping prison’.
Sirius: They’re mad when they lose.
!!!ATTENTION MARAUDERS FANDOM!!!
yet again i need your help... i dont even think i would post it but shoul i keep working on my little mermaid wolfstar au?? should i start a band au?? idk unless people want it i dont think im a good writer so probably would not post it but like yeah
TY SO MUCH EVERYBODY I ALREADY HAVE 128 VOTES AND WILL WRITE BOTH BUT WHAT HAS MOST VOTS WILL GET POSTED FIRST XOXO
!!!ATTENTION MARAUDERS FANDOM!!!
yet again i need your help... i dont even think i would post it but shoul i keep working on my little mermaid wolfstar au?? should i start a band au?? idk unless people want it i dont think im a good writer so probably would not post it but like yeah
!!MARAUDERS FANS WHY AM I LIKE THIS!!
I REALY WROTE 18 PAGES OF A HOLE ASS NEW FIC UN A PAPER NOTE BOOK AT ONE AM LIKE-
!MARUADERS FANDOM HELP!!!
ok so. If you scroll past all my reblogs you will see I am writing a little mermaid fic
AND ANYONE WHO HAS seen the little mermaid KNOWS that there is a crustacean, Sebastian AnD a bird scuttle
BUT. DO I KEEP THEESE CHARACTERS OF SWAP THEM FOR MARAUDERS ERA ONES . I THINK SWAP EM BUT I WANT YOU GUYS TO PICK WICH ONES
Suggestions in comments of ask box xx
!! HELP MARAUDERS FANS!!
Guys so ibe had both suggestions for 'sebastian' to be peter and 'scuttle to be xeno but do they fit??? like- i need comfomation so i can put there names in xxx
edit: wait for now im without a flounder but i think i will kinda try and merge him and pete?? in a way that he aint a complete snitch unless he scared but has to go around with sirius as he is orderd??
!!MARAUDERS FIC REC TIME!!!
It Ends With the Moon
10/10
i lovvedd ittttt
James: are Moony and Padfoot going somewhere later?
Peter: I don’t think so, why?
James: well you know how Pads was being all disruptive in class earlier and then suddenly shut up?
Peter: yeah?
James: well I over heard Moony say “if you don’t pack it in I won’t let you come tonight” and then Sirius quietened right up.
Peter: chokes on pumpkin juice.
GUYS I NEED A NAME FOR MY BAND AU WICH I PROMISE IS BETTER THAN MY LITTLE MERMAID AU, LIKE SO SO SO MUCH BETTER
MARAUDERS FIC IDEA
10 things i hate abou u BUT WOLFSTAR LIKE OMFG IDK OR CARE WHAT OTHER SHIPS IN IT OR IF U EVEN MAKE EM WOMEN JUST FUCKING MAKE ITTTT
GUYS Remus is not pretty. ok. he's got a beautiful personallity. whenever I hear Sirius describe that man I expect his to say he's drop dead gorgeous. but like- he's average.
Sirius howeverr. LITERALLY BRED to be absolutely. fucking. STUNNING.
Sirius barley eats. he's been trained to. he's so INCREDIBLY skinny it's a health violation. he's like a model. and to the people who know Remus, Remus is to. but like...
rant over. sorry guys. have a nice day xx
ok ok ok so you know how Sirius is french?? well he is in my universe. but like,,, Sirius is always bragging about his frenchness in most fics I read and I think after talking to James for five minutes when he first met him, he wouldn't .
like he knows muggles and half-bloods are normal from andy(what a legend y'all) but EVERYONE at "home" speaks french, especially Walburga, like he probably immediately just bans himself from french like ,,,,
but of course he has an accent.... but let's be real the only rich pure blood that was in gryffindor was James and he... he's James he would not have noticed ( we love James guys) and the other would probably just assume his rich pure bloodness caused it
so I thought of a little senario for when the others acctual find out...
they would be in a defence class in fith year or something and of course Sirius has already done this or just finds it easy, bcz u know the blacks did give him powerful magic genes
so the teacher is just like,, haha Mr black why don't u come up here and try this and he's just like oh sure ig and does it lazily and this teacher is just like..... you are better that this. and says he will have like idk house points if he can do it as powerful as he can,,,
so Sirius is just like , oh great yes! because... is Siri he is a little competitive ( a LITTLE??) and he knows exactly how to do this and like the marauders know he's good at this shit and always half arses it,
so there like go siri or whatever and he just properly trys this spell and because he knows it will make the spell more powerful he does it in french,...... it probably like blows that side of the class back or what ever and breaks a window due to his strong lil ✨magic ✨ and everyone is just gobsmacked ....
(at first then teacher probably thinks he did an illigal curse and he had to explain or perhaps they spoke french?)
and at the end of class people are just like did you see Sirius do that thee like omg yeah I never saw that coming
and he goes up to Remus so they can all walk back and Remus just hugs his small lil frame ind is like what the everliving what and James is like WHAT DID YOU DO and peters like.... wait a minute.... what that french ??? and Sirius is just like lmao yeah
so then they interrogate him (in a marauders like fashion) and hes like.. yeah I'm french and ovi they are like :0 but understand when he explains
anyway yeah just imagine tiny siru
ius who only ever trys for pranks shooting that spell and they 6'2 Remus getting awfully shocked and turned on while imagining what Sirius can say in french to him....
anyways have a nice day loves xxx
oh gosh this was a long one!! sorry guys!!!
Sirius did have a hight pain tolerance. He was just a drama queen.