The Batteries In My Scale Died, Guess I'm Gaining Blind For A While Lol

the batteries in my scale died, guess i'm gaining blind for a while lol

if you wanted to put some food in me, now's a pretty good time 🤭 i ain't got any pesky numbers to get in the way of my gluttonous joy, and i'm curious what the scales will say next time we meet 😈

paypal.me/sillybearcreature for anyone who would like to pin me down and make me eat. absolutely not required, but i wouldn't mind some extra change to order my favorite food with either 😉

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Softentwink

Looks like those Michigan dining halls have done some damage. He’s developed some soft tits and a gut

Look how fat and out of shape you are. That gut is full of pure lard. And those love handles are so big that they barely fit on the screen. You look like you haven’t see the gym in years.

100 more followers in 2 days! Keep em coming and I’ll keep the lbs coming!😋