Baby Bear Catching Snowflakes

Baby bear catching snowflakes

The end of the chess game

Since people liked my G-Man laugh so much, here are (hopefully) ALL of G-Man’s cut/unused/E3 exclusive lines for all of your breathy ASMR government man needs! 

This includes cussing, snarling (very naughty snarling…), leaked lines from 2002, and a placeholder voice actor’s lines before Mike Shapiro, amongst others!

It also includes Mike Shapiro’s Twitter ARG lines.

Enjoy! 👔💼

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!!!!! I this headcanons so much!! 

- Marvin whispering “are you gay” to pepole he just met is such a marvin thing to do dsfksdfksk AND THEN REALIZING HE HAVE FRIENDS THAT HE CAN BE HIMSELF WITH AAAAAAA

- MARVIN GOING INTO PRIDE PARADE WITH THE LESBIANS I REPEAT MARVIN IS GOING TO THE PRIDE BECAUSE OF THE LESBIANS

- Marvin eating like no tommrow because he lives off pasta and take over? It is a canon thing I am william finn. 

- The whole bar scene, I need someone to write a whole fan fiction about it, you know what frick it I need william finn to rewrite falsettos to act 2 just being this. 

-Marvin becoming a better man, AND ACTUALLY APOLOGIZING, AND BEING SO AMAZING ABOUT IT EITHER, and charlotte just being like: oh oops they were lovers lol  

- “ wHIZZER LAELLQP QMDNEIEHDHWOQF :DDD" what do you mean this is not “the baseball game”?? this is clearly a lyrics from there.

-OBC FALSETTOS OBC FALSETTOS MY FAV FALSETTOS EVER, MICHAEL RUPERT IS THE BEST ACTOR ON BROADWAY, PEPOLE SHOULD LOVE THEM SO MUCH MORE

- hit him whizzer, AND MARVIN JUST BEING DRAMATIC, SAME OLD SAME OLD! A MAN NEVER CHANGES! 

-marvin and trina goes to see musicals together :((( i mean, this is too perfect,, MARVIN ACCEPTS THAT THEATER IS NOT FOR WOMEN ONLY IS WHAT WE NEED IN THIS MUSICAL, NOT ANYTHING ELSE.

-Whizzer coming fashionly late to the game but still tries to be a goodie goodie not annoying trina is just YES.

-Marvin still annoying Whizzer being a dork? YES.

- (they totally became best friends) 

-  Three Dates with Marvin and Whizzer: A True Story’ IS LITREALLY THE BEST SONG IN THIS MUSICAL WHEN I HEARD IT FIRST TIME I JUST GOT TO SAD BILLY DIDNT GOT IT IN, michael and steph being marvin and whizzer while the lesbians being amazing and mendel yelling out of no where in the end of the song: TRINAA TRINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

I AM SO SORRY FOR WRITING SO MUCH, IS JUST THAT HEADCANONS ARE MY FAV AND YOU DESCRIBED THEM ALL SO WELL, MORE WILL BE A BLESSING

Okay,, so I've been thinking of this for a while but @tansy-moppet made me think of it again, so I wanted to share some of my Falsettos headcanons :) *warning, there are mentions of past abuse*

So after Trina and Marvin divorce, Marvin moves to a new apartment

He's chilling there and one day, he goes to the empty mailroom, which is basically a PO box room like in a Post Office

And so he's checking his mail and shit, when two women pop in, holding hands...

They're checking their mail and talking and giggling, when Marvin clears his throat

They whip their heads toward his direction, panicked, when he looks around, double checking if anyones there before whispering,

"ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵃʸˀ"

They slowly shake their heads, before Marvin smiles and says he is too!

:D

Turns out they live in the very next apartment room, leading to a solidarity between them

So now divorced middle aged Marvin is living next to a bubbly cook named Cordelia and her sarcastic yet passionate doctor girlfriend, Charlotte

When Charlotte isn't home and Cordelia is trying new recipes, she rushes over to the man next door to taste it

Turns out Cordelia IS a very good cook, shes just not great with Jewish dishes...

Their first official hang out is when The Lesbians are going to a Pride Parade to protest against homophobic laws and conditions, when they invite Marvin to tag along

After, they invite Marvin for dinner!

Marvin, who's only been eating pasta and takeout for MONTHS, nearly breaks down at the home cooked meal Cordelia makes

He's shoving food in his mouth, crying at how good it is while the two just sit there like 🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️ 'are you good?'

So after that they invite him nearly everyday for a year for dinner

Until, one day they are going out and plan to invite Marvin to go see their friend at a bar

With Marv having nothing else to do, he throws on a sweater and comfy pants and joins the Lesbians

They get a couple drinks (with Marvin just sipping on water, for he cannot trust himself) before the Girl's friend show up

With Cordelia standing up and shouting,

"Hi Whizzer! :)"

Marvin freezes.

As the the brown haired, half-Jewish man walks up he smiles, frowns for a second upon seeing Marvin, who is looking down at the table, before quickly smiling again

As the night progresses, Cordelia gets absolutely plastered

She CANNOT handle alcohol

The Lesbians go to the bathroom to try and sober her up

The two men sit in silence

Whizzer can almost feel the throb of the slaps and punches Marvin used to throw to get him to 'behave'

And Marvin just sits there, trying not to cry, at how much he hurt another human being, how he thought he could 'reform' someone to fit his misogynistic view of the perfect housewife

Marvin looks up, trying to keep eye contact with the man, before stating the following,

"Whizzer, I'm sincerely sorry. Or, wait, no, thats not- it doesn't come close to- I... I know with those words, it makes me sound like I'm doing this out of pity or that I don't really care, that this is something I'm saying to make me feel better, but it's not. It's for 𝘺𝘰𝘶. Whizzer, I was worse than scum, and I don't want you to pity me for saying this, this isn't self deprecation, its the truth. The way I treated you was disgusting and vile, no one should go through what I put you through. I'm not expecting you to forgive me. Hell, I wouldn't forgive me. If you want to hit me or scream, I would gladly take it. I just, this has been eating me up, for a year, I need to say this, to at least try to be better. And while I would love just be your friend, I understand if you hate my guts. Again, I'm not expecting you to forgive me. Just, I wanted to say that..."

Marvin is crying and sniffling, trying to wipe them away to not make Whizzer feel bad for him

Whizzer is speechless, suffocating in the silence and tension, so to lighten the mood, he jokes

"Marvin, your drunk." He says with a forced smile

Marvin gives out a short, single laugh, tears and mucus thick in his voice, "I haven't had a drop of liquor tonight."

Whizzer has had his fair share of men trying to worm their way back into being his lover, falsely claiming that they are sorry

But, Marvin seems genuine. There isnt a glint of trickery in his eyes, just... him

He isn't Marvin, the cunning liar and manipulator who lashed out at others

It's Marvin, the sincere sweet man who had been only been seen in glimpses in their relationship, out in full force, unfiltered.

So, Whizzer sits there, maybe things aren't hunky dory, maybe things need time, but Marvin is being so kind, and so honest, plus if Charlotte likes him, then he must be somewhat better

Charlotte does NOT stand for asshole friends, but she praises Marvin as a funny sweet man who is trying to be a better father, friend and ex-husband.

So, maybe Marvin and Whizzer can become friends.

So the Lesbians come back with a slightly tipsy Cordelia, seeing a puffy eyed Marvin and a Whizzer, who seems truly happy, talking and joking.

Throughout the next couple of weeks, Charlotte and Cordelia discover the men's past together and their new friendship, and begin to invite Whizzer over more often

While he's still busy, with both his photography job and his (slowly declining) flings with men, he tries his best to come and visit the three friends.

Sometimes Jason is there and he is ecstatic at Whizzer arriving

He goes from 'ha ha, my gay aunts and dad eating dinner with me :)' to 'wHIZZER LAELLQP QMDNEIEHDHWOQF :DDD'

Also,,, Whizzer picks up the habit of playfully punching people from Charlotte, leading to him CONSTANTLY punching both Jason and 👀👀 ᵐᵃʳᵛᶦⁿ

While Jason just rolls his eyes and smiles, Marvin's dramatic theatre kid ass pretend as if he's actually being punched, moaning in pain and dropping to the floor, leading to Whizzer chuckling

And during one of their get together dinners, while the Lesbians and Marvin are caught up in making plans to take Trina to the theater to see a play for her birthday

(Fun little extra headcanon, Marvin accepts his love for theatre after being told it's only for women, and Trina fucking LOVES musicals, so they go the the theater and see a play or musical and bond over the performance, becoming closer in two years then their whole 10+ year marriage)

While Jason invites Whizzer to come to his baseball game next week

When the day comes for the game, while Whizzer show up late, he arrives in style

Marvin and the Lesbians are surprised

Marvin, while not upset at all at Whizzer being here, is worried for Trina and Whizzer being at each necks

Turns out, while Trina is at first irritated, is somewhat okay with Whizzer being there

they become friends later

Whizzer is TRYING to not irritate Trina by being all goofy-goody with Marvin, but Marv just won't stop being a adorable goofball

At the end of the game, Marvin asks Whizzer out, suddenly realizing 'oh shit I cant stop flirting even at my son's baseball game with my ex and her husband'

So, Marvin calls later, inviting Whizzer to Jason's bar mitzvah before asking, 'hey,,,, remember that date I asked you on???'

Basically the events of 'Three Dates with Marvin and Whizzer: A True Story'

Also quick appreciation for the Lesbians coming over to Marvin's to help him <3

Then, the rest of Falsettos happens :)

That's it for now, but it was fun. If you guys want me to, I can write some more of my headcanons/ how I timeline Falsettos. :) sorry this was so long. :( anyways, I hope you guys like this and have a good day!

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