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the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
Aww I love this so much! The ghost choir and the ghost duet makes me feel so relaxed and warm inside
ghost choir 👻 🎵
(soundcloud!)
When is a bed not a bed? (When you’re not in it)
WinterIron, T, 2.7k, crack, bedsharing, pining | AO3
Dear @hddnone, I hear you like bed sharing fic. I also like bed sharing fic, and I ADORE your work and also you. So here’s this. I wrote it in a night I never do that who even am i. As always, thanks to Stella for title assistance.
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“I take it back,” Tony calls out the open doorway, “this safe house is not well stocked, they forgot one very important thing.”
Bucky appears in the doorway a second later, looks around the small bedroom, and then fixes Tony with an unimpressed look.
“There’s only one bed,” Tony says slowly, in case Bucky somehow missed it, but Bucky just shrugs. And of course it’s not a problem for him, he’s not the one uselessly pining away like a character in an old timey romance novel.
“So you take it,” Bucky says, “I hardly sleep anyways.” Then he turns to leave, like that’s just the end of the conversation.
“That is not the end of this conversation!” Tony says, following him back out into the equally tiny living room.
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KINNPORSCHE (2022) EP.9
+ Bonus : Can’t forget about the minor family
[Announcement] Operation: Tardigrade Costume is a success
This year’s Halloween dream was realized: TARDIGRADE.
Well hello there.
“How did you decide to dress as a tardigrade?” I was asked by one or two people.
First I saw a bunch of people Facebooking this image about a year ago. It fucking freaked me out.
So freaked out that I kept coming back to it and eventually reveled in its horror.
Then I went to the Tardigrade Weekend event at CalAcademy, which was fun.
That’s about it.
What’s fun about imagining yourself in a tardigrade costume is how puffy and creepy and un-sexy it is. In a sea of sexy costumes, you stand out.
If you want to make your own tardigrade costume…
1. Consider buying THE text on tardigrades, The Biology of Tardigrades, to get a better idea of all the different biological features they have.
2. Check out these other personal tardigrade expressions:
An extremely convincing costume from 2013
A more purply one, just as freakish, posted in 2014
Two red, lobsterish costumes (word find for “tardigrade”)
3. Peep my costume recipe below. IMO you can make your tardigrade any color, but it should be monochrome. I made mine gray, because it seemed to fit my experience of it when I’d looked through a microscope.
Vanessa’s tardigrade costume recipe
Puffy sleeping bag with a drawstring opening
3 sweatshirts
Fiberfill
8 large claw hair clips
Gloves
Footwear (I chose leggings and flats)
Large coffee cup with the bottom cut out
Acrylic craft paint
Fabric scissors, needle, thread, string, and safety pins
Assembly instructions: Cinch the drawstring as far as you can, so that your face won’t be visible but the mouthpiece will still fit through it. Cut open the bottom of the sleeping bag and hem it. Figure out where your arms should come out, and cut and hem holes for them, like sewing a large buttonhole. Sew the hair clips to the cuffs of two of the sweatshirts, then cut the arms off and stuff them with fiberfill. Attach the arms to the sleeping bag in two symmetrical pairs. Attach clips to your gloves and footwear. Paint the coffee cup and attach a string to tie round your head. Put on the sweatshirt and gloves and footwear, step into the sleeping bag, zip it up most of the way, then tie the cup onto your mouth and CAREFULLY fit it through the hole in the drawstring. Zip yourself up the rest of the way. Waddle around, frighten your friends, and paste the wikipedia link for tardigrades into IMs for the curious.
Notes
1. Special thanks to costume expert Katie Taylor for her exclusive consultation on building the costume. It wouldn’t have happened without her!
2. Photo and GIF credit goes to John Manoogian III.
3. If you really like tardigrades, just take a moment to give props to Dr. William R. Miller, PhD, who is doing the only real tardigrade research at the moment. Or study with him. Or find his Twitter account and tell me about it, so I can follow him and retweet his moss piglet thoughts.
4. Apropos of nothing, last year I dressed as Brienne from Game of Thrones.
Have a pleasant Halloween.
Omg I just LOVED this comic so good XDDD now go back to work >:0
@azuly123toon I decided to better post this thing here, at least it’s not part of the “contest” . I’m really…Really sorry that I made the drawing to late, so I decided to add a comic like an apology. I consider you my boss in this comic.I work in Azuly’s company.
Arctic Moth taking care of Arctic Woolly Bear caterpillars!
listen ok. so there’s that typical horror trope about the family and the haunted house and yadda yadda.
but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are like ‘okay. fresh start number seven.’ and then basically throughout the movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it’s no big deal.
something’s under the teen girl’s bed? she takes a can of bug spray and some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom’s cooking and the family’s nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn’t question it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open? seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working in the car. car shuts it’s doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries.
family don’t give a fuck.
he doesn’t approve skarnoey
he hit some rough track skarslowey
its cold out skarsnowey
dressed him up in bunting skarshowey
luminous paint skarglowey
he late! skargoey!
I LOVE THIS IM CRYING THANK YOU ZE
what’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp