Listen I Know We All Want Troys Dad To Be An Asshole So He Gets A Complicated Backstory But I Think It

Listen I know we all want Troy’s dad to be an asshole so he gets a complicated backstory but I think it would be infinitely funnier if he was a decent father and Troy is just Like That.

in season 3 of prime defenders theres gonna be a really serious scene where PD has to team up with mark again and they’re gonna pile into the backseat of a car with mark in the front and it’s going to be incredibly tense and dramatic until mark says “alright kids. knuckles if you’re buckled” out of pure Dad Habit and william/charlie ooc will ask “did you just say ‘knuckles if you’re buckled?’” and mark will kill him for like the fifth time

Also guys I think Runt has rickets because it’s a softening of the bones due to lack of vitamin D and she has her leg braces + she lives in a hole, so the troy math checks out

His ass could NOT handle a good seafood boil

boy i oughta boil you

I feel like that one meme that’s like “you people aren’t liking jrwi?”

I know it’s kinda the natural process of fandom, but it does sadden me me a little watching a lot of the fandom go from loving jrwi to being like “no one’s more upset that i like it than me” kinda deal. Like I do get it the boys have had some bumps and then the hiatus, but also idk ig I do really love this podcast and its characters and its members. I hope they can get back on track and upload regularly again and find a system that actually works for them