Low Effort Them

low effort them

His ass could NOT handle a good seafood boil

boy i oughta boil you

As someone with Asthma thank you Runt JRWI for the representation I needed

Also guys I think Runt has rickets because it’s a softening of the bones due to lack of vitamin D and she has her leg braces + she lives in a hole, so the troy math checks out

Gnawing at the bars of my cage

How I envision Epic the Musical is so different than how everyone else sees it.

LET ME EXPLAIN. I don't know how it happened, but I have always associated this musical with pirates. I think it's because I was super into Just Roll With It (The insanely powerful D&D podcast) when I started to listen to Epic non-stop. So when I was trying to put together a "movie" in my head, I used all of my JRWI ocs in place with the character in Epic and made the world loosely based off of Mana (The world where the character of JRWI: Riptide took place) but all the plot is the same.

Some of the changes:

-Odysseus and his crew are Navy soldiers and Ody met Eurylochus and Polities when they were just training to become soldiers.

-Ody is a Triton (fish person) and has a normal, boring sword because he uses "Shape water" (Self-explanatory but he can basically freeze water into whatever) most of the time since he's literally surrounded by it the entire musical.

-Eurylochus is a human but with like two sets of wings (he looks like an angel essentially) and his weapon is a bow & arrow.

-Polities is a Tabaxi which means that he is just an anthropomorphic cat and he uses a long staff (like a monk)

-Athena and Zeus are Elves or at least have the appearance of them, Poseidon is also a Triton (just a more powerful one than Ody, obviously), Hermes is just the same thing as Eurylochus but more celestial, Penelope is an Elf, and Circe is a changeling

I have a lot of other stuff I added/changed like small details and what not but I would be here yapping for hours if I got into that so maybe next post

in season 3 of prime defenders theres gonna be a really serious scene where PD has to team up with mark again and they’re gonna pile into the backseat of a car with mark in the front and it’s going to be incredibly tense and dramatic until mark says “alright kids. knuckles if you’re buckled” out of pure Dad Habit and william/charlie ooc will ask “did you just say ‘knuckles if you’re buckled?’” and mark will kill him for like the fifth time