GrimmIchi (post Epilogue): Includes Some Anime Characters And An Original Character Of Mine Also Using

GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms. 7

Meanwhile in the World of the Living

There is an explosion at the Kurosaki Clinic Isshin: Oh no! runs home Ichigo and Taylor arrive hearing the explosion and Isshin running Taylor: If you wanna go then go, you might be my Lieutenant but I am not ordering you to do anything outside of wartime. Ichigo: Thank you, Captain. Taylor: stares at Ichigo unapprovingly Ichigo (thinking): Oh, now I've done it. Taylor: You don't need to address me in formalities after all I never wanted the position or title. Ichigo: Then let me rephrase my sentence: Thank you, Taylor. Taylor: You are welcome, Ichigo. Ichigo goes running and Taylor enters the mansion Rukia: Head Captain, where is Ichigo? Taylor: stares unapprovingly at Rukia Do I have to explain it again... You do not need to use formalities with me, after all I never asked for this position, Rukia... It feels good to be able to drop the formalities so that is one good thing with this position. Rukia: Sorry Taylor, where is Ichigo? Taylor: Don't you have access to his combat pass turned Lieutenant's Badge after all you are the Captain of Squad 13 so didn't Ukitake give you access when you were his Lieutenant? Rukia: Wait? You turned his combat pass into his Lieutenant? Why? Taylor: Due to his Fullbring which was like his Soul Reaper powers never fully lost. Rukia: Oh. Taylor proceeds to leave Rukia: Wait where are you going? Taylor (opening a Senkaimon): The Soul Society since I have something to do. Taylor enters the Senkaimon Meanwhile at the Kurosaki Clinic The Kurosaki Clinic is in rubbles Isshin (on his knees): NO! Ichigo arrives Ichigo: Dad, Taylor should be able to fix it, with everything back to normal. Isshin: OK, Ichigo. Grimmjow arrives Grimmjow: I came to tell you that Taylor returned to the Soul Society to deal with something, which he wouldn't say what. Ichigo: Damn it and we need him right now! Meanwhile in the Soul Society Muken Taylor: Aizen, I've been given permission to release you from jail, on one condition. Aizen: And what is that? And who exactly are you? Taylor: Head Captain Taylor and the condition is that you have truly changed and won't betray us again. Aizen: Nice to meet you, sexy! Taylor: Aizen if it weren't for the fact I'm engaged already then I'd fuck you. Aizen: Who's the lucky lady? Taylor: It's a he and you wouldn't know him. Aizen: Wait are you male or female since I can't tell based on the fact, my eyes are sealed and the fact that your voice is slightly high pitched so I can't determine your gender based on voice. Taylor: Male, and stop trying to change the subject, Oh and don't try anything funny since I could easily cut you in half and remain uninjured by you. And yes I know you can easily heal even if you are cut completely in half. Aizen: Let's see about that uninjured stuff! Hadō #90. Kurohitsugi! Taylor: Really, Aizen are you trying to attack me or are you just running a test, because attacking me won't help your chances to be freed, while running a test doesn't effect your chances and be careful on what you say since I can tell when someone is lying. Aizen: Its a test you idiot. Taylor: Good because its boring me. Aizen: Boring you? But you should be getting cut to pieces by Kurohitsugi. Kurohitsugi vanishes Taylor: What was that about being cut to pieces? Aizen: I see you truly are uninjured. Now to answer your questions I have, in fact changed my ways, sure I did happen to say "Welcome to my Soul Society" but I meant that as in the Soul Society I prefer where death exists. Which Yhwach was trying to irradiate which would be unfair to people since they wouldn't search for hope because fear of death would be irradiated. Taylor: Yes and I know and for me despite being as powerful as I am, I for one fear dying of old age since I am still human. Aizen: WAIT! You're human? Taylor: Yes and Ichigo Kurosaki, the one who defeated you and Yhwach is my Lieutenant. Aizen: So the 13 Court Guard Squads has changed for the better. Taylor: How so? Aizen: Well for one, both you and Ichigo are strong, though based on how strong you are I bet if you and Ichigo had swapped places I'd have been defeated before I even managed to use Negación to escape let alone fused with the Hōgyoku and Yhwach would have been defeated during the first invasion.

Taylor: Don't give me too much credit Sōsuke since I can be quite lazy so much so that I've at times lazily protected people, since I barely did anything to protect them other than bore the enemy into backing down. Aizen: I still stand by what I said. Now does that prove anything? Taylor: Not quite since I have a question that the answer ties into whether I release you or not. Aizen: Shot the question. Taylor: Was Ichigo correct that you did what you did because you had given up finding anyone to regard as your equal due to being born stronger than most Soul Reapers? Aizen (embarrassed): I hate to admit it, but yes and let me point out I never intended to actually take the Soul King's place, sure I might disagree with the way it works but I also know that there would be no searching for hope without the Soul King. Just then Aizen's seals are released Aizen: Huh? What's going on I didn't think you had any keys with you. Taylor: I don't and that wasn't me who released you. Head Central 46 Member: It was I. Aizen: I'm not in trouble am I? Head Central 46 Member: On the contrary, in fact because of the Head Captain's talking with you, we the Central 46 have clear all crimes of yours since you have indeed changed. So you can thank Head Captain Taylor, for convincing us of giving him a chance to prove that you have changed otherwise you'd have served your entire sentence. Now I must take my leave. The Head Central 46 Member leaves Aizen: Why did you do it? Taylor: Because my philosophy is that people can change, and if its prison that changes them then if they have changed for the better they should be released even if they have more sentence left. Aizen: Well thank you regardless, since now I have a chance to apologize to everyone I have wronged. In the Seireitei Kensei and Shūhei (seeing Aizen and Taylor): What the fuck Head Captain, why are you with that traitor! Aizen: I apologize for turning you into a Visored Captain Muguruma and I apologize for what happened to Kaname Tōsen Lieutenant Hisagi, if I could do everything over again I'd not have done it, but its possible that even though I genuinely mean this you probably still hate me which if I were in your shoes I would as well but know that if I could reverse time or even bring Kaname back and reverse the Hollowfication I would the most I can do is apologize for my actions and not expect to be forgiven since I know my actions were unforgivable and I understand if I never get forgiven. proceeds to walk away Kensei and Shūhei: Wait Aizen, we understand you want to apologize but it will take time for those apologizes to sink in but for right now: Thank you for apologizing, Aizen. Taylor: Can I trust the two of you to help him with his apologizes? I'd do so myself but I have a feeling I'm needed else where. Oh and before you ask Aizen was released by Central 46 since they judged that he has indeed changed. Kensei: Sure Head Captain, we can help him with his apologizes. Aizen: You aren't worried I might stab you in the backs? Shūhei: If you were you'd be paying my hospital bills and fines because I'm on my last month of my pregnancy. Aizen: Then you are putting quite a risk in trusting me so quickly after my apology. Kensei: We never said we trusted you, we are doing this as a favour to the Head Captain. Taylor: If you do stab anyone in the back then you'll be right back in that cell. Aizen: I wasn't gonna do that to begin with. I was simply asking if they aren't worried that I might do so not that I will do so. Kensei: If you aren't gonna actually do it then why say anything? Aizen: I wanted to know the situation since it seemed like you were putting trust in me despite me only just apologizing to the two of you. Taylor: Sōsuke just focus on the apologizes, that way you aren't receiving anymore

hate than you already have because anymore hate and no one will listen to your apologizes. Aizen: Damnit, you're correct Head Captain. Taylor: Now that you understand I will take my leave now. Taylor leaves through the Senkaimon Meanwhile in the World of the Living Ichigo: What is taking him so long? Rukia and Renji arrive Rukia: Taylor probably has business to do in the Soul Society after all he is now the Head Captain. Taylor exits the Senkaimon Taylor: I heard that and no nothing strictly important. Oh and I have a message for you Rukia. Rukia: What is the message, Taylor? Taylor (reading out the message): Dear Squad 13 Captain Rukia Kuchiki, I Sōsuke Aizen, hereby apologize for what I put you through and for plotting your execution, I just hope that you will eventually find it in your heart to forgive me, though I highly doubt I deserve forgiveness, I would like to add that I am glad I found that other method of getting the Hōgyoku out of you because you got to keep your life and I doubt if the Hōgyoku was still inside you today that you'd have ever got your powers back. Sincerely, Sōsuke Aizen reformed Ex-Criminal formally living in Muken. Rukia: Thank you for that but what does he mean by "reformed Ex-Criminal formally living in Muken"? Taylor: Oh he was released early because he has changed for the better. Renji: ARE YOU INSANE! Taylor: I didn't have the keys to release him it was Central 46 who actually released him, I was there to prove he had changed. Ichigo: All of that is well and good but what about the Kurosaki Clinic! Taylor: Oh... To Be Continued

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Everyone: Who's there?

Rurichiyo: Rurichiyo Kasumiōji. Shū: Shū Kannogi. Kenryū: Ryūsei Kenzaki and Rusaburō Enkōgawa. Taylor: I'll get the door, Ichigo. Taylor opens the door to to Lady Rurichiyo, Lord Shū, Kenryū and Enryū Taylor: It's the Kasumiōji Clan's main members. Rurichiyo: And just who are you? Taylor: My name is Taylor, Lady Rurichiyo. I already know all of you, Lady Rurichiyo is the Head of the Kasumiōji Clan, Lord Shū is her fiancé, while you Sir Kenryū and you Sir Enryū are her bodyguards and guardians. Rurichiyo: Why yes that is true. Taylor: Do you also know that Sir Kenryū and Sir Enryū are also a married couple, Lady Rurichiyo? Rurichiyo: They are? If so that is news to me and in fact I would still love them since I already consider them as my adopted fathers so if they do reveal that they are married then that just means I can publicly refer to them as my adopted fathers instead as just my guardians and bodyguards. Kenryū: I um... Enryū: starts blushing and nudges Kenryū to tell Lady Rurichiyo Kenryū: We are... um... Taylor: Here catch Sir Enryū, throws something towards Enryū if you are so embarrassed about your voice then use that device I just tossed you and it can cloak your voice so its isn't so high pitched. Enryū (using the device): Yes me and Ryūsei are married and have been for quite a few years. Wow this device is working wonders, Thanks Taylor. Meanwhile in the Soul Society At Squad 12's Barracks Mayuri: wakes up You still alright Akon? Akon: Yep just fine, in fact can you adjust a little so my face is under you? Mayuri: adjusts like Akon asks Like this? Akon: muffed voice Yeah, this is heavenly. Uh Captain I love you. Mayuri: blushing Romantic love or just because I'm doing something you love? Akon: Romantic love! In fact if I had someway to propose marriage I would. Just then a ring shows up in Akon's hand while one shows up in Mayuri's hand and they hear Taylor's voice saying "Thank me later." Akon: Well that is convenient... Captain Mayuri, will you... Uh... Marry me? Mayuri: reaches down to take the ring from Akon's exposed hand to put it on his left ring finger Yes Akon, I will marry you! accidently farts after saying that sending the fart directly into Akon's mouth and inside of him Akon (inhaling what seems like an endless fart): proceeds to inflate like a fart balloon Rin Tsubokura walks in munching on cookies Mayuri: Hey Rin, HELP ME GET OFF AKON BEFORE HE EXPLODES BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP FARTING IN HIS MOUTH WHICH IS CAUSING HIM TO INFLATE! Rin: Oh... Right, Captain! runs over and tries to push Mayuri off Akon but isn't able to Hiyosu shows up because he heard Mayuri yelling Hiyosu (not paying attention to what is actually going on): Rin did you get into trouble with the Captain again? Mayuri: NO HE IS TRYING TO HELP ME GET OFF AKON WHO IS CURRENTLY INFLATING WITH MY FART! Hiyosu: Oh proceeds to help Mayuri get off Akon Mayuri is pushed up enough that Akon is able to climb out Akon (looking like a giant yoga ball with hands, feet and a head with him completely nude because his outfit tore to shreds): I don't mind being a naked flesh ball with my cock and balls showing as long as the Captain doesn't end our engagement or says he doesn't love me anymore. Mayuri: I don't mind in fact if you like it so much maybe Taylor can find a way to make you extremely stretchy and we can have sex where I inflate you with my farts as I have my cock up your ass! Akon: cumming at that sound of that I would love that Captain! Mayuri: And Akon, you can call me Mayuri now that we are engaged and therefore in a romantic relationship. Akon: OK Mayuri, my love! Meanwhile in the World of the Living Taylor: Not a problem Sir Enryū. What caused you all to come all of a sudden did something happen to the Kasumiōji Clan again like that time Shūsuke Amagai showed up or is it just a friendly visit like that Kemari tournament? Rurichiyo: Unfortunately a bit of a mix and I was hoping to have a friendly visit before the bad stuff came out. Taylor: There shouldn't be a reason why that isn't possible Lady Rurichiyo.

Rurichiyo: Also who exactly are you? And who is that blue haired guy with the exposed check bone, purple haired lady, little red haired girl, little orange haired boy who looks like Ichigo Kurosaki, the black haired man, the white haired man, the black haired lady, the light blonde hair lady, the green haired lady, the blonde haired busty lady, the half and half haired handsome man, the pink haired ninja dude, the red haired guy with the orange mohawk, the black haired man who gives emo vibes, the orange haired guy with the upper earlobe piercings and the eyebrow piercing, the turquoise haired lady, the long haired black haired man, the brown haired and blue eyed guy, the Auburn hunk, the green hunk and wait is that Kon? Taylor: The Blue haired guy is Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, he is Ichigo's Husband, the purple haired lady is actually magenta haired and her name is Riruka Dokugamine who may or may not be currently dating Orihime, the little red haired girl is Ichika Abarai, she is Captain R Kuchiki's and Lieutenant Abarai's daughter, the little orange haired boy is Ichigo's son Kazui Kurosaki who he had when he was pretending to be straight and was married to Orihime, the black haired man is Isshin Kurosaki who is Ichigo's father, the white haired man is Ryūken Ishida who is Uryū's father who is the boyfriend of Isshin, the black haired lady is Karin Kurosaki who I believe you briefly met when you had dinner at Ichigo's house, the light blonde haired lady is Yuzu Kurosaki who you probably met at the same time as Karin, the green haired lady is Nozomi Kujō who is Karin's girlfriend, the blonde haired busty lady is Ririn who you probably recognize as the little bird stuffed animal, the half and half haired handsome man is Kurōdo who you'd probably recognize as the bunny looking stuffed animal, the pink haired ninja dude is Noba who is the boyfriend of Chad, the red haired orange mohawk guy is Gō Koga, the emo vibe guy is Ulquiorra Cifer, the orange guy with the piercings is Anthony and he is my Fiancé, the turquoise haired lady is Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck, the long haired black haired guy is Nnoitra who is I'm gonna guess officially dating Nel, the brown haired blue eyed guy is Brandan who is dating Uryū, the Auburn hunk is attached to Yuzu, got no clue if they are dating, the green hunk is attached to Ririn, go no clue if they are dating and yes that is Kon who might be dating Kurōdo as for me my name is Taylor, a member of the 13 Court Guard Squads and like Ichigo I'm human and no I'm not a Substitute Soul Reaper I'm actually a full member of the 13 Court Guard Squads but not a member of a specific Squad since I'm allowed to change squads at will. Ichigo: If the Kasumiōji Clan needs help again I won't be able to help since I wanna stay by my husband's side during his pregnancy, but I'm sure Taylor can help you since he might not be a seated member of the 13 Court Guard Squads but he is as stronger than Shunsui Kyōraku who is the current Head Captain and I dare say that Taylor could have became the Head Captain if he were around before the war with the Quincy and Old Man Yamamoto's passing. Taylor: Ichigo I've told you before Head Captain Kyōraku offered me his position but I declined since I don't want a rank. Rurichiyo: Wait so you're next in line to be Head Captain, Taylor? Taylor: Not if I keep declining the position, which Head Captain Kyōraku keeps asking me about even though I've told him no about 1000000 times already. Its a good thing he doesn't try setting up a Will where it binds me to the position until my death with him either dying or faking his own death and going into hiding to make the Will take effect because if that were the case I'd have no choice but to take the position even though I don't want it and never will want it. Just then Shunsui Kyōraku shows up and hears what Taylor just said Shunsui (thinking): If Taylor wants to play it that way then so be it, I don't mind going into hiding since I miss my love Jūshirō and would like to get away from the memory of his passing... he flash steps away

Taylor (detecting that Shunsui was nearby): Welp there is a chance Head Captain Kyōraku heard me so it seems my days as a unranked member are officially number... I wish it weren't true since I hate the thought of having a rank even if it gives me authority to use a strategy that leads to less death for the allies. Since the most I prefer to do is advise the one who is in charge so I remain rankless. Just than an announcement sounds through Ichigo's, Karin's and Brandan's Substitute Soul Reaper Combat Passes Announcement: Head Captain Shunsui Sakuranosuke Jirō Kyōraku has died and his Will says that his successor is unranked member Taylor. Taylor please report to Central 46 and receive your captain's coat. Ichigo: Congratulations, Taylor! Taylor: DO NOT CONGRATULATE ME, ICHIGO! I SAID I NEVER WANTED THE DAMN POSITION! storms off Rukia: Wow Ichigo, nice going. Ichigo: Oh Shut up... goes to cuddle with Grimmjow Meanwhile in the Soul Society In Central 46 Chambers Taylor: Can you just give it to someone else? Since I don't want the position! Head Central 46 Member: No can do the Will binds you to the position. Taylor: Fuck I should have known I should have never said anything since he was always trying to hand the position to me. Head Central 46 Member: We do not care frankly and you are gonna need to choose a new Lieutenant since it appears that Nanao Ise and Genshirō Okikiba resigned following your predecessors death. Taylor: I take it, that it can be whoever I chose as long as they are a Soul Reaper. Head Central 46 Member: That is true. Taylor: Then I appoint Ichigo Kurosaki to be my Lieutenant. All of Central 46 Members: But he is a Human! SO NO THE ANSWER IS NO! Taylor: Have you forgotten the fact I AM HUMAN! BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE THEN IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING THE RULE BOOKS THAN YOU APPOINTING ME AS HEAD CAPTAIN IS AGAINST SAID RULE BOOK! Head Central 46 Member: It seems that you are correct so we grant you this and will allow Ichigo Kurosaki to be your Lieutenant. Meanwhile in the World of the Living At Ichigo and Grimmjow's Mansion Announcement: Will the new Squad 1 Lieutenant Ichigo Kurosaki report to Squad 1's Barracks immediately! Ichigo (confused): WTF Why am I the new Lieutenant of Squad 1? Announcement: You have been appointed as such by New Head Captain Taylor... Why is his last name not listed... Because the former Lieutenants resigned following Shunsui Kyōraku's passing. Grimmjow: Congratulations, honey! Ichigo: But how am I supposed to protect Karakura Town as a Lieutenant? Renji: Do you really think Taylor would order you to do something you aren't comfortable with? Because as a Lieutenant you can have people help you protect Karakura Town. Rukia: I think he is crazy to appoint you as his Lieutenant like what is wrong with him? Ichigo: Are you saying I'm not right for the job? Or are you saying that for another reason? Rukia: Because you have said "He was just a Substitute Soul Reaper. Screw the ramifications, I believe I owe him that respect, besides I plan to remain a Substitute Soul Reaper." I probably failed to quote what you said properly but still. Ichigo: That was 10 years ago Rukia. Rukia: So you don't wanna be a Substitute Soul Reaper anymore? Ichigo: I never said that what I'm saying is that I'm no longer opposed to being a full member of the 13 Court Guard Squads anymore. Rukia: Oh... Ichigo: Hey, Grimm walks over to Grimmjow I'll be back in a little bit. gives Grimmjow a kiss and opens a Senkaimon Meanwhile In the Soul Society At Squad 1's Barracks Taylor: Where is he? Squad 1 member: Captain sir, your Lieutenant has just arrived. Taylor: Thank you. Ichigo arrives at the Barracks Ichigo: Why's you call me here? Taylor: Do you have your combat pass? Ichigo (taking out his combat pass): Yeah its right here why... Taylor snatches Ichigo's Combat Pass from him Ichigo: Hey what are you doing Taylor? Taylor ignores him and puts it face down into a device which consumes it The device releases what looks like a Squad 1 Lieutenant's Badge

Taylor (picking up the Lieutenant's Badge): Here take it. Ichigo (taking it and flipping it over revealing that its still his combat pass): I see what you did Taylor, you used my Combat Pass and also made it my Lieutenant's Badge. Taylor: Exactly, that way you can still use Fullbring if you so desired. Ichigo: But Kūgo Ginjō took that from me. Taylor: I wouldn't be so sure. Give it a try. Ichigo give its a try and actually activates his Fullbring Ichigo: Wait, how is this possible? Taylor: When you got your Spirit Energy back it also gave you back your Fullbring since Ginjō wasn't able to take all of it, the Bulk of it remained. Ichigo: Oh. Taylor and Ichigo return to the World of the Living to find To Be Continued

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Sentarō is injured in the explosion

Captain Isane Kotetsu and Lieutenant Kiyone Kotetsu show up

Isane: Kiyone contact Rukia and let her know what happened I will start healing the injured.

Kiyone: On it.

Kiyone proceeds to use Tenteikūra to contact Rukia

Sentarō: I don't think that will work... coughs while she is in the World of the... coughs Living.

Sentarō proceeds to pass out

Kiyone: Sentarō!

Isane: Kiyone focus on contacting Rukia I'll deal with healing Sentarō.

Kiyone: Ok, sis.

Meanwhile in the World of the Living

Taylor: I have a feeling to contact Squad 4...

Rukia: Why?

Taylor: I have a sinking feeling that something bad happened.

Taylor proceeds to contact Kiyone

Meanwhile in the Soul Society

At Squad 13's Barracks

Kiyone: I'm getting a call from Taylor Manshanden.

Isane: That is Head Captain Manshanden to you. Answer the call.

Kiyone answers the call

Meanwhile in the World of the Living

Taylor: Hi Kiyone, let me guess you were trying to contact Rukia.

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Yes I was Head Captain Manshanden, sir but how did you know?

Taylor: Please just call me Taylor I didn't want the position that Shunsui forced on me... Part of me thinks that he faked his death to legitimize the will he made just to force me into this position and his Lieutenants joined him in hiding.

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): And why do you think that?

Taylor: Because I over heard Lisa talking with Nanao since they are dating and how I over heard Nanao mention that she was going into hiding with Shunsui.

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Oh um can you inform Rukia to return because she needs to do her job while her Lieutenant is out of action.

Rukia: What happened to Sentarō?

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Am I on speaker?

Taylor: Yes.

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Ok, Rukia a bomb went off at your squad's barracks and you are the only Squad member who is fit for action since you weren't present when the bomb went off, we are still investigating where the bomb came from and who the hell planted it.

Taylor: I can help with the investigation.

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Thanks, Taylor.

Rukia: Renji can you go get Ichika and meet me back in the Soul Society?

Renji: On it.

Renji leaves to find Ichika and Rukia opens a Senkaimon to return to the Soul Society

Grimmjow returns from what he was doing

Grimmjow: What did I miss?

Ichigo walks up to Grimmjow creep like

Grimmjow: Babe what's the matter? Did I do something wrong?

Ichigo doesn't say anything and gets closer and closer to Grimmjow

Grimmjow: I...

Ichigo cut off Grimmjow with a dip kiss

Taylor: I had a feeling that Ichigo was gonna pull that to catch Grimmjow off guard.

Orihime: I'm leaving!

Orihime proceeds to leave

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): I've got to go bye.

Kiyone hangs up the call and Taylor's Soul Pager just gives a line ended sound

Kazui: I heard most kids my age find kissing digusting but I find it quite appealing.

Taylor: I was the same way when I was a kid.

Masaki returns from inside the Clinic

Masaki: Aww my little Ichigo looks so cute kissing his equally cute hubby.

Isshin tries to sneaks away to see Ryūken

Masaki: Isshin there is no need to sneak away to see Ryū.

Isshin: I know but I wanted to see if I could manage it.

Ryūken: There is no need I just arrived.

Karin, Nozomi and Yuzu arrive

Karin: I brought beer!

Masaki walks over and takes the beer from Karin

Masaki: No beer, young lady!

Karin: I'm 23, mom, I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to drink.

Masaki: Oh I keep forgetting that you are no longer 4 years old... I'm gonna go deal with more house work...

Masaki walks away

Yuzu: Wait mom I'll help!

Yuzu follows Masaki

Nozomi: I don't think I should have drank any of that beer...

Nozomi passes out due to drunkenness

Karin: I guess my girlfriend is a lightweight but I still love her.

Karin proceeds to carry Nozomi to their room

Ichigo and Grimmjow start looking blue since they haven't ended their kiss

Taylor: Guys you need to take a break otherwise you are gonna suffocate to death.

Ichigo and Grimmjow ignore Taylor's warning

Taylor: Ok I guess you leave me no choice.

Taylor proceeds to get in between Ichigo and Grimmjow to separate them

Ichigo and Grimmjow: HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR ASSHOLE!

Taylor: I did that because you were turning blue which is a sign of suffocation.

Kazui walks to Ichigo and Grimmjow and gives them a hug

Kazui: I don't wanna think of a world with out either of you.

Ichigo and Grimmjow: Aww Kazui thank you.

Meanwhile in the Soul Society

At Squad 13's Barracks

Rukia: Who the fuck would plant a bomb in the barracks?

Renji and Ichika: We have no clue.

Rukia: That was a rhetorical question since I know the two of you wouldn't know.

Meanwhile in some unknown location located in the Soul Society

Shunsui: What the fuck did you do Genshirō!?

Genshirō: I dropped the bomb in the Squad 13 Barracks by accident, sir.

Nanao: We asked you to retrieve the bomb and bring it back here so we could dispose of it.

Shunsui: Nanao don't be so hard on him, the bomb was large and heavy so its not his fault.

Nanao: Of course sir.

Meanwhile in another unknown location located in the Soul Society

Unknown Guy: Why did it go off in a different location?

Unknown Minion Guy: Sir, it appears that someone moved the bomb.

Unknown Guy: WHAT?!

Unknown Minion Guy: Please forgive me, sir. I'll do anything to stay on your good side.

Unknown Guy: If you will do anything, swallow this.

Unknown Guy holds out his hand and he has a strange pill in it

Unknown Minion Guy: Of course sir.

Unknown Minion Guy takes the strange pill and swallows it

Unknown Minion Guy: I feel funny.

To Be Continued.

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Taylor: I did but you said, 'There is no chance you could afford it for me." which was false since I have told you many times that money isn't an issue with me, like I could buy everything from every store, buy the store, buy the building buy the city, buy the state/province/territory, buy the country and buy the entire earth and still have money to buy the universe if I so chose to but I don't use my money like that, well not that much, at most $300 on myself with on item but nothing more than that per item, most of my money goes to spending on my friends and helping them financially.

Brandan (on soul pager): Oh, now I feel like an idiot.

Uryū: My handsome idiot!

Brandan (on soul pager): Hey, I can't help it that I'm your idiot, since I want that.

Taylor: When's the wedding?

Brandan (on soul paper): Uryū and me still have to think about it so, Uryū needs to get back here so we can think of the perfect date for our wedding, until then I have to hang up, bye.

Taylor hangs up the phone after hearing the call ended sound

Uryū: That's my cue to leave, I hope you guys can solve this without me.

Uryū leaves

Taylor looks over and sees Ichigo and Grimmjow making out

Rukia: Guys it's not the time for that, why do you think I left Renji at the barracks with Ichika.

Taylor: To not have to worry about Ichika if we get into a fight?

Rukia: Well there is that but also so I stay focused on the fight instead of making out with Renji.

Ichigo: Hey, I can't help it, after all did Grimmjow and me have time for a honeymoon?

Rukia: I guess you are right, you two didn't have a honeymoon yet.

Taylor: You guys can go for a honeymoon but at the moment we need to deal with the task at hand before the enemy strikes again, I don't think you'd like to return Ichigo, just to find all of us wiped out or enslaved by the enemy, and I don't think that they'd leave Hueco Mundo alone either.

Nelliel appears freaking out

Taylor: Nel what happened?

Nelliel: Hueco Mundo has fallen again and Nnoritra was captured to let me escape.

Nelliel starts crying

Taylor: Don't worry Nel, we'll save him, but we'll need your help, after all you were the third Espada before your mask cracked.

Nelliel: Alright, Taylor, I know Nnoritra wouldn't want me to break down.

Just then a Garganta opened and Emilou Apacci, Francesca Mila Rose and Cyan Sung-Sun urged and collapsed to the floor

Taylor: I can tell you 3 aren't injured so let me guess Harribel sent you here to make sure you didn't get captured.

Apacci: Yes Master Harribel sent us here before we could get captured.

Taylor: First the Quincy and now this group that we know nothing about have captured Tier Harribel and taken control of Hueco Mundo, this doesn't look good and I have a feeling that it's just gonna get worse...

Just then everyone was surrounded by that very enemy

Taylor: I had a feeling, Now, BANKAI!

Taylor quickly defeated all of the enemy before the others had a chance to react

Rukia: How'd you know, Taylor?

Taylor: Because I know how enemies work, they don't give up chasing a target who has fled but instead chase after them, and while I was cutting them up I noticed something, they appear to have, Hollow and Quincy spirit energy which doesn't make much sense since Hollow spirit energy with Quincy alone is poison, they'd need at least Soul Reaper spirit energy to counteract the poison and yet they don't they have another kind of spirit energy that we have never encountered before, and it's nothing like what we faced before, and I sense that spirit energy as a million times stronger than my own, and if what I sensed is right, that means that even with everyone we have to back us up, we're doomed...

To Be Continued

GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms. 3

Ririn and Kurōdo: The fuck you say?

Taylor (uses his spirit energy): I SAID BACK DOWN! Ririn and Kurōdo (scared): OK... Kazui: still sleeping GAY! Koga: Why yes I am thanks for cluing into that little boy. Ichigo: You do realize old man that he is sleeping. Kazui: still sleeping suck... cock... dad... Ichigo: ... Taylor: Don't tell me you let him over hear you and Grimmjow getting intimate, Ichigo. Grimmjow: This is why I've told you to always close the door honey but you never do. Ichigo: EXUSE ME GRIMM BUT ITS YOU WHO DOES MOST OF THE TALKING DURING OUR ROMANTIC INTERCOURSES LIKE YOU ARE BASICALLY TALKING IN 3RD PERSON AND TELLING YOURSELF TO CHOKE ON MY COCK! Kazui: still sleeping choke... on... dad's... cock... Dadjow... Orihime: You aren't being a very good father right now Ichigo. Riruka: In fact I don't think you should even have any children to take care of because you aren't very responsible. Rukia: Neither are me and Renji and you both don't complain about our parenting skills towards Ichika. Renji: Yeah. Chad: ... Noba: ... Koga: ... Ririn and Kurōdo: ... Taylor: Enough! Who gives a fuck if Kazui learns stuff ahead of time... Most people do. Well based on your reactions it would seem like out of everyone here I'm the only adult here that has. Ichigo: See if you wanna blame anyone blame Taylor. Taylor: Ichigo if I were to teach Kazui anything ahead of time I wouldn't do it behind your back. So your statement holds no grounds since its incorrect. Grimmjow: GO TO SLEEP EVERYONE ITS LATE! Everyone (except Grimmjow): Fine! The next morning Kazui: wakes up before anyone else and plays with Ichigo's fatness Ichigo: unaware of what Kazui is doing since he has become a heavy sleeper Kazui (thinking): Maybe if I suck on one of his moobs he will wake up. Kazui: puts his mouth on Ichigo's right moob and starts to suck it Ichigo: wakes up feeling uneasy and sees Kazui sucking his right moob Kazui what the fuck are you doing? Kazui: doesn't stop Ichigo: Kazui get your mouth off my right moob this instance, young man. Kazui: tries but can't pull his mouth off Ichigo's right moob Ichigo: OK what is wrong now... Ichigo tries to pull Kazui off but can't its like his mouth is glued to Ichigo's right moob Ichigo: WTF IS WRONG WHY CAN'T KAZUI RELEASE MY RIGHT MOOB! Everyone (except Ichigo and Kazui): wake up because of Ichigo's shouting Ichigo: Before you say anything, Kazui woke me up by sucking on my right moob so don't blame me for him being stuck here since I've tried getting him off since I woke up. Taylor: I kinda figured that since you don't look like you are enjoying your son's mouth on your right nipple so I can guarantee I never thought anything of the sort. Taylor proceeds to pull out a strange stick out of his pocket and waves it around which sends a light out from the tip and it hits Kazui which pulls his mouth off Ichigo's right moob Taylor (returning the stick into his pocket): There he is free. Ichigo: WTF WAS THAT STICK! Taylor: Oh its my magic wand which I don't use unless to undo someone's glue pranks since glue and skin just means that they are stuck together forever such as if I hadn't used it Kazui would be hanging from his mouth off your right moob for the rest of his life if I hadn't done that and my guess the one who did the glue prank was... starts looking around for something and finds what he was looking for and grabs what it was and holds it so everyone can see it ...Kon. Kon: Please don't hate me for it I wanted to punish Ichigo for being Gay by gluing his right moob since I wanted to make him and Grimmjow stuck like that forever unfortunately Kazui ruined the plan by getting stuck himself. Ichigo: I'm gonna kill him! Kon: NO PLEASE DON'T! Taylor: Ichigo stop... Ichigo: Why? Taylor: ...I have a better idea. Taylor leaves and returns with a special made Gigai that screams "Kon" Kon: Is that for me? Oh WOW! Taylor removes Kon's Mod Soul Candy and places it inside the special made Gigai Ichigo: And how is this better? Kon quickly starts to inflate with pounds of fat

Kon: WTF YOU TRICKED ME YOU ASSHOLE! Ichigo: I never would have thought you'd trick him like that Tay. Taylor: He will remain mobile though. Meanwhile in the Soul Society At Squad 1's Barracks Shunsui: Hey Nanao? Got any word on Squad 13's status? Nanao: FOR THE LAST TIME NO CAPTAIN THEIR CAPTAIN IS STILL IN THE WORLD OF THE LIVING WITH HER FRIENDS. At Squad 2's Barracks Suì-Fēng (on the phone with Yoruichi who stayed in the World of the Living): Oh you are so naughty Lady Yoruichi! Marechiyo: still recovering from his last remark At Squad 3's Barracks Rose: playing his guitar Izuru: dancing At Squad 4's Barracks Isane: gets tripped by a Squad 11 member I'm sorry. Kiyone: ISANE THEY TRIPPED YOU THEY SHOULD BE THE ONE APOLOGIZING! At Squad 5's Barracks Shinji (on the phone with Hiyori): Admit it idiot you aren't returning to the Soul Society because Aizen is still alive but because the memories of the old days are too much for you to deal with. Momo: Captain I'm gonna go to Squad 10's Barracks. Shinji (ignoring Hiyori's yelling): Sure Momo go ahead. At Squad 6's Barracks Rikichi: Captain where is the Lieutenant? Byakuya: ... Rikichi (thinking): Oh great I'm so dead. Byakuya: He is in the World of the Living with his wife. At Squad 7's Barracks Tetsuzaemon: Atau? Atau: does the sign language for yes Tetsuzaemon: Have you seen Sajin? Atau: points to where he last saw Sajin At Squad 8's Barracks Lisa: Hey Yuyu, wanna go to the World of the Living to pester Taylor to get Line? Yuyu: Definitely! At Squad 9's Barracks Mashiro: Hey where is Kensei and Hisagi? Toshimori: They went home already since they said they wanted alone time since Lieutenant Hisagi is due to give birth early next month so they decided to take the last month off so Lieutenant Hisagi can take it easy and the Captain can be at his husband's side. Mashiro: UGH DO THEY NEVER LEARN! At Squad 10's Barracks Momo arrives at the Barracks Momo: Little Shiro where are you? Rangiku: Oh Hey Momo, If you are looking for my Captain he went to the Rukon District. Momo: So he probably went to visit his Grandma, how sweet. At Squad 11's Barracks Fighting can be heard inside At Squad 12's Barracks Mayuri: Akon you still doing ok down there? Akon (still extremely aroused): Yeah Captain in fact I love being trapped under you. At Squad 13's Barracks Sentarō: Its kinda boring here with the Captain out. Meanwhile in the World of the Living Noba (while no one is paying attention to Kon): opens a portal under Kon and it sends Kon into his stomach Kon (inside Noba's stomach): muffed screams Taylor: Noba if you are hungry I can give a bunch of clones to eat clones specifically designed for vore. Noba is thinking Noba: Sure releases Kon Taylor sends in some clones for Noba to do as he pleases with Noba: opens a portal under the group of clones which sends the clones to his stomach There is a knock at the door To Be Continued