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GRIMMJOW OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
just ….. Why did it take so long !!!? Now i want to see him on every page of the next chapter cause he is too awesome and too sexy ,
I can’t wait …..
I must draw him , i must it's a necessity , tomorrow is vacation FULLLL POOOPOWWERRR



it was only three days anyway
Já faz um tempo que penso nisso desde que vi um fanart de zangetsu com a cara do Masaki e aí pensei:


Au onde seu zanpakutou tem o rosto de sua alma gêmea, mas apenas na forma bankai, saber o rosto de sua alma gêmea é uma maldição porque você nunca saberá realmente quando ou onde ele aparecerá.
Bruno Bangnyfe is the secret son of Ichigo and Grimmjow
Bruno Bangnyfe is the secret son of Ichigo and Grimmjow and I will prove it to you:
1- Bruno reminds me of someone, now who?
Ishin when he was young, you can clearly see that they look even more so surely he has to be a shiba.

LOOK TO THEN OF COURSE IS FAMILY

2- why would bruno be in london if he is ichigo's son?
well I could say, "because he wanted" and this is a plausible answer if you remember that he is also Grimmjow's son, I mean the boy's personality is totally that of grimmjow, but the real point is: Bruno went to london because of his powers (which in my opinion were quincy) but his powers were not 100% quincy, they were more like a modified type of quincy powers, and ichigo and grimmjow don't understand what exactly he was talking to uryuu to tell them that he had some relatives in london who had some kind of power similar to Bruno, but when he goes to london he ends up finding a soul society from the region and fuck it like that happened.
LOOCK TO HIM AND TELL ME HE IS NO A PERSONIFICATION OF GRIMMJOW

3- Why does Bruno have only a few blue locks in his hair and not all blue hair? and how does Bruno exist?
simple answer to the first question that can be answered if I answer the last one.
Urahara created Bruno, in fact he was Urahara's gift to the couple who were celebrating 4 years of marriage and YES Ichigo was holding a child while he understood what was going on, but again Grimm threw a bottle of champagne at urahara .
they can't leave a child with urahara, can they? then Bruno kurosaki jaegerjaquez came into the world at a wedding party.
and the answer to the first question? genetics and mask.

you know who have a mask too? yeah

4- why Bruno? I tell you
Bruno is a very common name in South America and Central America, and what is the nationality of Grimmjow? yeeees it was grimmjow who chose the name and yes he almost killed Ichigo for putting his surname in front of his, nothing more fair right?
5- Ok so why is he called bangnyfe instead of kurosaki jaegerjaquez?
first of all, who in their right mind would like to be called kurosaki jaegerjaquez in fucking London ???????
most beautiful point that needs to be highlighted.
jackets, Bruno, Grimmjow and Ichigo love jackets you can see it in the official arts.
here

here

and here

CONCLUSION
Bruno is the son of Grimmjow and Ichigo although he remembers his grandparents a little. and Urahara was no longer invited to his parties although he is always there anyway
you are blessed
ichigo loocks so cool and Grimmjow is so flufy
so i downloaded storyboarder


grimmichi hell consumed me
GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms.
Rukia (barging into Ichigo's room with Orihime and Riruka): Hey, Ichigo!
Orihime: Hey Ichigo!
Riruka: Hey Ichigo!
Ichigo (is hiding under his covers because he was just having a romantic intercourse with Grimmjow who is now hiding in the closet): What is it and stop barging into my room!
Rukia, Orihime and Riruka: But we wanna hang... Why are you under the covers? proceeds to pull the covers off of Ichigo
Ichigo: exposed
Rukia, Orihime and Riruka: Oh were you thinking about one of us?
Orihime: It was probably me right? After all I'm your wife.
Ichigo (being blunt): Who said I married you out of love? Who said I was even straight?
Rukia and Riruka: Oh marriage drama!
Orihime: Oh so you don't care about Kazui? or me?
Ichigo: I care about Kazui as a father and I care about you as a friend.
Orihime: Oh so you have lied to me for 10 FUCKING YEARS YOU ASSHOLE!
Grimmjow (who has been hiding in the closet since they arrives jumps out of the closet covering himself with one of Ichigo's shirts because he couldn't breath in the closet): ICHIGO LOVES ME, OK!
Ichigo: Grimm I was gonna eventually say it, you didn't have to say it for me.
Grimmjow: Well sorry I couldn't breath anymore so I had to jump out of the closet which you forced me to go into when you heard them on the stairs in the middle of sex!
Rukia: OH MY GOD ICHIGO YOU ARE A CHEATER!
Riruka: AND TO THINK I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FROM THE MOMENT I SAW YOU!
Orihime: THAT IS IT I AM FILING A DIVORCE! OH AND YOU AND GRIMMJOW MIGHT AS WELL RAISE KAZUI SINCE I QUIT! Orihime storms off
Rukia: YEAH I THINK I'M GONNA GO AND NEVER SPEAK WITH YOU AGAIN ASSHOLE BECUASE OF WHAT YOU DID TO ORIHIME LIKE SHE LOVED YOU FOR YEARS YOU FUCKING PRICK!! Rukia leaves while sticking her middle finger and all other variations of such at Ichigo
Riruka: GOOD FUCKING RIDIANCE ASSWIPE! Riruka uses Bringer Light to leave but makes sure to kick both Ichigo and Grimmjow in their faces while she was at it
Kazui arrives at the other side of the door
Kazui: Dad? Mom said you and her have split up and that I can't see her ever again.
Ichigo: I hope you don't hate me for it, Kazui. After all I just lost 3 friends after revealing that I've been gay this hole time and I'd hate to lose you Kazui.
Kazui: Dad, I'm fine with it as long as you don't get mad at me if I stay out past my bedtime.
Ichigo: How about I just make it so you have no bedtime and make it so its your responsibility to not be sleeping in class.
Kazui: Dad its a deal!
The next day
Chad (having returned to Karakura Town since he is on a vacation from his Boxing career): Hey Ichigo, have you seen Noba?
Ichigo: If he isn't at yours and his place he could be at Kisuke's place. But shouldn't you already know this after all he is your boyfriend.
Chad: Oh how stupid of me...
Taylor (who met Ichigo and his friends after the Quincy war when he was traveling from his home in Canada and was fighting a Hollow when Ichigo and his friends showed up): Hi guys, what's up?
Uryū (who isn't at the hospital since its his day off): Not much Tay, but I'm about to go pick up my boyfriend from the airport since he finally decided to move here from your home country. Speaking of which I gotta go. Uryū proceeds to leave
Ichigo: Not good Tay, since Orihime, Rukia and Riruka unfriended me since I revealed the truth about myself and came out of the closet...
Taylor: Well I'm sure they'll come around after all they aren't homophobic since they accept me.
Renji (arrives in Karakura Town and shows up): punches Ichigo in the eyes repeatedly
Taylor: STOP IT RIGHT NOW LIEUTENANT ABARAI!
Renji: NO! AFTER ALL HE DEVERSE THIS!
Taylor (leaving his body): unsheathes his Zanpakutō and points it at Renji Do you really wanna push me any further you do remember what happened last time you did this and I nearly killed you since you were in a coma for 5 weeks and would have died if I didn't administer emergency aid after you collapsed during my attack.
Renji (scared): Fine I'll stop.
Ichigo (bloody and can't speak because of how messed ****up his face is): moans in pain
Taylor (returning to his body): Now you've done it, I better heal him quickly so that Grimmjow doesn't attack you for hurting Ichigo.
Grimmjow (arriving on the scene just as Taylor begins healing Ichigo): WHO THE FUCK HURT MY BOYFRIEND?!
Taylor: Calm down Grimmjow, I'm healing Ichigo as we speak so it shouldn't matter who hurt him since he will be fine in a moment. finishes healing Ichigo See he is all healed.
Ichigo: Thanks Tay. Renji... I take it you punched me because you hate me as much as Rukia and that was your "we are no longer friends" statement... Ichigo begins to walk away since he feels like he is losing friends for finally coming out of the closet
Renji: Hey wait, Ichigo... Its not like that and Rukia doesn't hate you she is just disappointed that you lied to Orihime and the reason why I punched you was because I'm kinda ticked that you lied to all of us for years.
Taylor (doesn't think he should say anything but does anyway): I knew all along but I never said anything because it was Ichigo's job and also it wouldn't have been right of me to reveal anything about him.
Renji: OH SO YOU TOLD TAYLOR ONLY HUH!
Ichigo: ...
Taylor: Hey Lieutenant Abarai, I never said he told me I simply clued into it on my own so don't go assuming anything.
Renji: Taylor we are friends so stop using my rank and last name.
Taylor: If I were a Substitute Soul Reaper like Ichigo, I would be using your first name but I am actually a full member of the 13 Court Guard Squads and I happen to be unseated so I have to address you as such Lieutenant Abarai. But because of that I have to address your captain as Captain B Kuchiki and your wife as Captain R Kuchiki because if I just refer to them both as Captain Kuchiki I get confused and if they are both there and I am looking at neither one of them they would also probably be confused.
Renji: OK I get it.
Rukia, Orihime and Riruka appear
Rukia (ignoring Ichigo): Renji have you seen Ichika?
Renji: No, I thought she was with you.
Orihime (ignoring Ichigo): Why am I even here proceeds to leave
Riruka (ignoring Ichigo): I might as well go get myself some donuts since I'm in this part of town. proceeds to leave)
Rukia (still ignoring Ichigo): Then where the heck is she?
Meanwhile
Ichika (looking for Kazui): Where is that guy?
Kazui (jumps out from behind Ichika): Are you looking for me?
Ichika (visibly scared): AHHH! Don't do that Kazui!
Meanwhile
Chad (looking for Noba): Noba, where are you?
Noba (in his new Gigai that Taylor had made for him a month after he first appeared but looking like he was holding about 4 people in his stomach due to his power): Oh, Hi babe. burps oops I think I need to release these people. proceeds to release them by opening up a portal
Chad (visibly aroused): I see you decided to works as a Taxi using that Gigai Taylor made for you.
Noba: Yeah, though I have to be careful with my passengers otherwise they get digested.
Chad: Well you can always digest the enemy, am I right?
Noba: Haha, Yeah that is true.
Meanwhile
Uryū (at the airport): He should be here by now.
Brandan's plane touches down
Uryū: Oh his place was just late.
Brandan runs over to Uryū's car
Brandan: Long time no see Uryūbabe.
Uryū: Yeah Brany, I missed seeing you in person too. Uryū leans towards Brandan for a kiss
Brandan: Brandan leans towards Uryū to complete the kiss
Meanwhile
Orihime and Riruka are having some donuts
Orihime: Do you think we were too harsh on him?
Riruka: is finishing her current donut
Orihime:
Riruka: Yeah, didn't you always say he wants to protect everyone.
Orihime: Yeah, which makes me think that our reactions are just hurting him.
Riruka: If so lets go reject the damage.
Orihime: ... Was that a pun on my Shun Shun Rika?
Riruka: Yeah.
Orihime: Good pun.
Meanwhile
Rukia (thinking): I should apologize to Ichigo for my reaction.
Rukia: Ichigo, I might be worried about Ichika but I'm also sorry for my reaction yesterday and I apologize.
*Orihime and Riruka show up*
Orihime and Riruka (simultaneously): We're sorry as well.
Orihime: But I am not sorry for the divorce since it actually allows you and Grimmjow to get married.
Taylor (talking to Ichigo): See Ichigo, I told you that they'd eventually come around.
silence
Taylor: Ichigo?
silence
Taylor: Guys! Ichigo is missing!
Chad, Noba Uryū, Brandan, Kazui and Ichika show up after hearing this
Grimmjow, Renji, Rukia, Chad, Noba, Uryū, Brandan, Kazui, Ichika, Orihime and Riruka (visibly shocked and worried): WHERE IS HE!
Grimmjow (visibly depressed thinking the worst case scenario): Please don't be dead, please don't be dead, please don't jump, please don't jump...
Meanwhile
Nelliel shows up by falling from the sky but unlike during the Quincy war she is in her adult form
Nel: I sense a depressed Ichigo. proceeds to run towards the depressed Ichigo
Ichigo (depressed): Why do I even bother... I know Grimmjow loves me and cares about me and I know Taylor, Uryū, Brandan, Chad and Noba have always supported me but I can't bare the thought of losing friends... looks down from the steep cliff I think its about time to just end it all... prepares to take a step forward
Nel (concerned): Itsygo, don't jump!
Ichigo: Nel? Wait why did you just call me Itsygo? Since you only called me that a couple times and only in your child form which you aren't in right now.
Nel: I did that because I knew it would get your attention Ichigo.
Ichigo: takes a step forwards
Nel: blocks Ichigo from falling off the cliff by using Sonído Don't do it after all I know Grimmjow will follow suit if you do end up doing it.
Ichigo: Wait you know?
Nel: I've know for quite a few years that you and Grimmjow love each other especially during that fight with him that I saw.
Meanwhile
Grimmjow: That bitch is trying to take Ichigo from me! Grimmjow runs off
Taylor: We better follow him!
Rukia, Orihime, Chad, Uryū, Renji, Noba, Riruka, Kazui, Ichika, Brandan: Right!
Meanwhile
Ichigo (starting to cheer up): Rukia, Orihime and Riruka unfriended me. starts crying
Nel: I know for a fact that they will eventually come around.
Ichigo (still crying): Taylor said that same thing but than they showed up and ignored me... Nel (wiping away Ichigo's tears): Just give them some time after all you can't expect them to come to terms with reality so quickly since they are girls and this is coming from a girl.
Ichigo (cheered up and no longer crying): OK, your right.
Grimmjow and the others show up
Grimmjow: Get away from my boyfriend you bitch!
Nel: Listen idiot I'm not here to take your boyfriend from you I came because I sensed that Ichigo was gonna kill himself so I came and stopped him since its not like you can talk about feelings very much unless you are in the middle of a fight and don't think I didn't over hear you and Ichigo flirting during that fight back before Aizen was defeated and how you asked him out near the end and he said yes as he stabbed you which is when the two of you started dating.
Everyone (except Ichigo, Grimmjow and Taylor): speechless
Taylor: You left before you heard Rukia, Orihime and Riruka apologize for their initial reactions.
Rukia, Orihime and Riruka: We are sorry Ichigo for acting that way.
Orihime: Though I am divorcing you...
Ichigo: But...
Orihime: No buts. I'm divorcing you so you can marry the one you love.
Taylor (has something for Ichigo): whispers Ichigo. hands something to Ichigo
Ichigo: grabs what Taylor is handing him
Taylor (has something for Grimmjow): whispers Grimmjow. hands something to Grimmjow
Grimmjow: grabs what Taylor is handing him
Orihime: OK the divorce is finalized now.
Ichigo: kneels before Grimmjow Grimm will you, uh marry me? holds out ring
Grimmjow: kneels before Ichigo Ichi will you, um marry me? holds out ring
Everyone (except Taylor, Ichigo and Grimmjow): Taylor why'd you give them both a ring.
Taylor: Excuse me you two but since Ichigo proposed first that is the official proposal so Grimmjow you need to wait until the wedding to use that ring since you are the only one needing to give a ring at that point.
Ichigo and Grimmjow: Why can't we get married right here, right now?
Taylor: How'd you know I can officiate weddings?
Ichigo and Grimmjow: Lucky guess.
Taylor: OK but everyone needs the correct outfits...
Everyone (except Taylor): rips off their close to reveal formal wear underneath
Taylor: Please tell me that you don't just happen to leave the house like that and that it was just a coincidence.
Everyone (except Taylor): ummmmm... coincidence yeah, it was a coincidence.
Taylor (realizes that just said that to try and not sound weird): You are all weird but so am I so who cares. flash steps away and returns wearing a suit OK is everyone ready?
Everyone (except Taylor): Yep!
Taylor: OK get into the correct positions before we start.
Everyone does just that
Taylor: OK before you ask I am using my phone to get this since I never write my own Officiate speeches since I don't officiate for just anyone so I never write my own speech. OK lets begin.
Welcome family, friends and loved ones. We are gathered today to celebrate the marriage of Ichigo and Grimmjow. We are all here to support this commitment of love and to share the joy of Ichigo and Grimmjow as they choose to spend their lives together.
Ichigo and Grimmjow, your marriage will be a lifelong promise to love, respect, trust and honor each other through the good, the bad and the unexpected. This marriage represents your commitment to support one another as individual beings but share your joys, sorrows, and dreams as one. A strong bond works in unison not only to nurture the best parts of your personalities, but to understand each other’s differences and flaws. You are committing to learn how to grow alongside one another while remembering to keep an open mind throughout your journey.
Today, you gain an equal partner that will be your confidant, your defender and your motivator through all of your aspirations and goals. You will celebrate each accomplishment, provide peace through every setback and most importantly, give love in life’s both big and little moments. You are creating a new home where love, trust and loyalty are the foundation. No matter what the future throws your way, rely on those foundations and you shall only see your bond grow stronger and your souls grow wiser.
Marriage is not easy, but from what I’ve seen in the two of you, I know your relationship will be an example to follow. You show care and compassion, you trust one another and most importantly, you are each other’s best friend.
Now Ichigo and Grimmjow, please join hands and face each other.
Ichigo, do you take Grimmjow to be your husband?
Ichigo: I do!
Taylor: Ichigo, please repeat after me.
“I Ichigo, take you Grimmjow as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.”
Ichigo: I Ichigo, take you Grimmjow as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.
Taylor: Grimmjow, do you take Ichigo to be your husband?
Grimmjow: I do!
Taylor: Grimmjow, please repeat after me.
“I Grimmjow, take you Ichigo as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.” Grimmjow: I Grimmjow, take you Ichigo as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.
Taylor: Your rings represent this promise to one another. The never-ending circle is a symbol of an infinite, unbreakable love.
Ichigo, take this ring and place it on Grimmjow‘s finger but you have already done that when you proposed to him earlier, so repeat after me:
“Grimmjow, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today.”
Ichigo: Grimmjow, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today.
Taylor: Grimmjow, take that ring I gave you earlier and place it on Ichigo‘s finger. Repeat after me: “Ichigo, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today.” Grimmjow: Ichigo, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today. Taylor: Having pledged your love and promise to one another today in front of all of your friends and family and by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and husband.
You may now kiss.
Congratulations! Friends and family, it is my honor to introduce to you; Mr. and Mr. ... I've got no clue what you're gonna do if there is gonna be a name change or not.
Ichigo and Grimmjow: kissing
A month later
Grimmjow (wakes up abruptly in the middle of the night): throws up in the toilet
Ichigo: Grimm what's wrong?
Grimmjow: No clue... throws up into toilet again ...I just woke up feeling nauseous... throws up again ...and I know it has nothing to do with what I ate.
Ichigo: I'll call Uryū and Taylor... I just hope they are willing to come over at 2 in the morning.
An hour later
Uryū: What did you call me for Ichigo?
Ichigo: We needed to call a doctor so we called you.
Taylor: And why was I called?
Ichigo: Because you're a scientist so you might know what's going on if Uryū doesn't.
Uryū: Well... It turns out you are pregnant Grimmjow.
Grimmjow (visibly shocked): Wait how am I pregnant?
Taylor: I can explain those rings allow Ichigo to impregnate you and you to be impregnated by him.
Ichigo: AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE WARNED US!
Taylor: I did after I finished officiating but my guess is you were too full on cake and Grimmjow was too drunk.
Ichigo: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I'VE GOTTEN FAT AND GRIMMJOW IS AN ALCOHOLIC?
Taylor: If I were to say you've gotten fat I'd have said it as a compliment since why would I insult you for getting fat when I myself WANT to be fat. As for Grimmjow I wouldn't put it past him but even so I wouldn't insult him for being one especially if its his choice to be an alcoholic.
Ichigo: So what was your point then?
Taylor: My point is that because you had eaten so much cake you were in a food coma and with Grimmjow being so drunk he probably couldn't hear anything I was saying.
Ichigo: Oh...
Kazui: Does that mean I get a little half brother?
Taylor: Oh so you clued in that men can only give birth to males, Kazui?
Kazui: Yep and it was fairly obvious.
To Be Continued
GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms. 2
Taylor: The maximum amount of kids a man can give birth at one time is 10 and the number in general is random each time so...
Grimmjow (visibly scared): shaking uncontrollably Ichigo: Great Tay now you've freaked out Grimm... tries to comfort Grimmjow Taylor: ...you have to wait another month until we know for sure how many at once you'll be having but I will say this 10 is the rarest amount and only a lucky few ever get only that amount. Grimmjow: Then I hope I'm not lucky because I don't think I'd survive that... Kazui: Awesome so if it is 10 I'd have 10 younger half brothers! Ichigo: Kazui don't you see your Dadjow is freaking out. Kazui: Isn't he an Arrancar? If so than shouldn't his Hierro protect him from harm? Grimmjow (visibly panicked): Ichigo: Please go to your room Kazui because you aren't helping. Kazui goes to his room Uryū: If you want I can be his personal Doctor to make sure he doesn't suffer any injuries during his pregnancy, Ichigo. Ichigo: Sure, Uryū. Taylor: You'll probably say no but I can inject something into him specifically designed to allow him to survive just in case it turns out he is to have 10 kids. Ichigo: You sound like Mayuri with his experiments so no. Taylor: If you think its an experiment you are wrong so no I'm not mimicking Captain Kurotsuchi since I actually test my experiments on clones of volunteers that are specifically designed to run tests on so that actual people aren't harmed so no the substance has already been tested and is unharmful in fact it actually will make him live longer but if you truly don't trust me or my science then fine, if Grimmjow does and 10 kids and ends up dying you'll have no one to blame but yourself. proceeds to walk away Ichigo: Wait... Fine inject him with it. BUT IF HE ENDS UP DEAD YOU'LL BE DEAD BECAUSE I'LL KILL YOU IN COLD BLOOD! Taylor: If I wanted him dead I'd never have said anything. injects the formula into Grimmjow Grimmjow (feeling drunk): his words are slurd and are not understandable Ichigo: What the fuck have you done to him! I TRUSTED YOU! Taylor: That is supposed to happen idiot and its only temporary it does that so he doesn't feel any pain during the procedure. Grimmjow (still feeling drunk): changes are happening inside him that aren't affecting his pregnancy *moments later* Grimmjow (is an immobile slob): What happened and why can't I move? Ichigo: What the fuck have you done to him Taylor! Taylor: He needs that wait to survive the 10 kids since the pregnancy needs blood to give birth and as a result of the pregnancy any fat he has is measured in blood for the pregnancy so each pound of fat is equal to a liter of blood and each child needs 100 liters of blood to be used to successfully be born and for the pregnant man to survive with 100 extra liters per child just in case the procedure takes longer than the estimated time so in total for 10 kids he needs to weigh 2000 pounds which he now weighs well plus the weight he had prior and if you are worried about his weight the formula makes it so he never suffers health problems again and I even have a formula solely for the no health problems just in cause you were worried about your gluttonous appetite might lead to those and I have another formula solely for always being mobile. Ichigo: Yes inject both of those sole formulas into me then inject the mobile one into Grimmjow. Taylor: does just that Ichigo: Now leave... I wanna go order 50 boxes of Pizza. Taylor leaves and so does Uryū A month later Ichigo (pigging out on some pizza): moans and chumping Grimmjow (feels 10 things kicking inside him as they form): moans in pain Ichigo: Grimm what's wrong? Grimmjow: moans in pain Ichigo: Grimm please say something! Grimmjow: moans in pain call... moans in pain ...everyone. moans in pain Ichigo: calls everyone An hour later Taylor, Kazui, Uryū, Brandan, Rukia, Renji, Ichika, Chad, Noba, Orihime, Nozomi, Karin, Yuzu and Riruka show up Karin and Nozomi: Ichigo why'd you call us like I don't see why... Karin: ...Nozy and me... Nozomi: ...Kary and me... Karin and Nozomi: ...had to come.
Yuzu: Karin you do realize I was called to so don't go assuming Ichigo called you and your girlfriend on a whim since he probably has a reason for calling all of us. Chad and Noba: silence Rukia and Renji: Why did you call all of us? Riruka: I bet something stupid. Orihime: Maybe it has something to do with Grimmjow's pregnancy? Uryū and Brandan: Probably. Kazui and Ichika: But why were we called aren't we still too young to hear where babies come from? Taylor: I doubt that is why we were called here since if that were the case they would have only called the two of you not all of us. Shinji, Shunsui, Nanao, Momo, Suì-Fēng, Nelliel, Marechiyo, Kensei, Shūhei, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Rose, Izuru, Isane, Kiyone, Byakuya, Tetsuzaemon, Atau, Lisa, Yuyu, Mashiro, Tōshirō, Rangiku, Kenpachi, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Mayuri, Akon, Sentarō, Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizuiro and Chizuru show up Taylor: Hi, Captain Hirako, Head Captain Shunsui, Lieutenant Ise, Lieutenant Hinamori, Captain Suì-Fēng, Nel, Lieutenant Omaeda, Captain Muguruma, Lieutenant Hisagi, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Captain Ōtoribashi, Lieutenant Kira, Captain Kotetsu, Lieutenant Kotetsu, Captain B Kuchiki, Captain Iba, Lieutenant Rindō, Captain Yadōmaru, Lieutenant Yayahara, Lieutenant Kuna, Captain Hitsugaya, Lieutenant Matsumoto, Captain Zaraki, Lieutenant Madarame, 3rd Seat Ayasegawa, Captain Kurotsuchi, Lieutenant Akon, Lieutenant Sentarō, Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizuiro and Chizuru. Shinji: ...Taylor I told you, you can call me Shinji I don't care much about formalities. Shunsui: Hey Taylor. Nanao: You'll never get promoted Taylor if you slack off and don't do what your ordered to do! Taylor: Lieutenant Ise who said I wanted a promotion? Since I'm perfectly fine staying unseated even if I have the strength of a Captain. Momo: Nanao why not just let it go? Nanao: I might as well since he seems to have his mind set. Suì-Fēng (focused on Yoruichi and not realizing she is talking out loud): I wanna marry Lady Yoruichi! Yoruichi (hearing Suì-Fēng say that): flash steps over to her So its a promise then? Suì-Fēng (shocked and embarrassed): I, uh... Yoruichi: kisses Suì-Fēng Suì-Fēng and Yoruichi leave to spend some alone time Taylor: Well that was kinda unexpected but I had a feeling that info would soon come out. Nel: I fell on my face when I arrived since I keep tripping out of the sky Garganta. Taylor: If you don't look wounded than its clear that your Hierro is strong enough to protect you from the impact. Nel: True. Marechiyo: I kinda knew Captain Suì-Fēng was a Lesbian all along! Suì-Fēng returns and kicks Marechiyo so hard he passes out and needs medical attention Taylor: I would have told him to shut up but it was already too late since as soon as he opened his mouth I knew it was only a matter of time before this happened. Kensei and Shūhei: Yeah he can be a idiot sometimes. Taylor: Say how is your lives treating you after the two of you tied the knot? Kensei and Shūhei: Pretty good. Shūhei: And I'm Pregnant and he is due next month. Kensei: I'm still kinda scared to be a father. Since the last time I tried to handle crying all I could come up with was "Laugh or else!!!!" Shūhei: Yeah and that was 100 years ago when you were yelling that to me when I was a kid. Kensei: Yeah but I'm still confused on why you stopped crying? Shūhei: I saw your chest and 69. Kensei: Oh come here. Kensei and Shūhei make out Kisuke: I wish Tessai could have been here... Taylor: Why where is he? Kisuke: Hospital... Someone ran him over in a hate crime. starts crying Taylor: He is gonna be ok, Kisuke after all he is your husband and you know how strong he is. Kisuke (stops crying): Yeah you're right. Rose: playing his guitar Izuru: guarding the perimeter Isane: gets bumped into I'm sorry that was my fault. Kiyone: Isane its not your fault you were the one bumped into not him since he bumped into you. Byakuya: Ichigo Kurosaki why the fuck did you ask all of us here like really. Taylor: Captain B Kuchiki, I think it has to do with his husband Grimmjow's pregnancy.
Byakuya: ...wasn't he married to Orihime Inoue? Orihime: He was but I divorced him once he told me the truth so that he could marry the one he loves. Tetsuzaemon: Atau I'm gonna go take Sajin for a since he is is bugging me to walk him. Atau: does ok in sign language Taylor: Let me guess Captain Iba, you are taking care of Sajin Komamura who was your captain back when you were the Lieutenant of Squad 7 but who was turned into a wolf after using the Humanization Technique back during the war with the Quincy. Tetsuzaemon (ashamed): Yeah... Taylor: There is no reason to feel ashamed after all he was your captain for a long time and you still care for him and its not in your nature to leave anyone behind, now is it. Tetsuzaemon: That is true. Taylor: I can look at ways to reverse his condition if you want I just need to clone him genetically so he doesn't end up dying in case a formula doesn't work. Tetsuzaemon: I'll have to ask him. Taylor: If he is in the form a normal wolf he can't speak in any language that we as humanoids can understand so how can you understand his wolf speak? Tetsuzaemon: He taught me it when he was still a werewolf. Taylor: Oh. Lisa: Hey Taylor. question do you have Line? Taylor: Uh no but I have Facebook. Lisa: You should get Line! Yuyu: Yeah get line!~ Taylor: How about stop asking! Mashiro (using her Hollow mask): Mashiro Super Cero! Taylor: jumps out of his body, puts on his hollow mask and blocks the cero with his hand Mashiro: Big deal so you countered it... Here it goes Mashiro Drop Kick. Taylor: grabs her foot and throws her across the room Mashiro (dizzy): I was just getting started... passes out Kensei and Shūhei: She deserved that. Tōshirō: Why is it that everyone is so manic today? Rangiku: Relax Captain. Kenpachi: attempts to attack Taylor Taylor: cuts Kenpachi's arm off Kenpachi: Asshole! Taylor: I warned you never to attack me. Ikkaku and Yumichika: Well it looks like we need to take the Captain to Orihime again... Mayuri: I would like to test a new drug on you Taylor. Taylor: Too late you are already testing new drug of mine. Mayuri: Huh? Akon: Captain... Get off me your crushing me. Mayuri: Well now look what your drug did Taylor, I can't move and if I don't get off of Akon quickly I'm gonna end up killing him. Taylor: checking Akon's vital signs Nope he is lying in fact he is too ashamed to admit it that he is actually aroused by all of this and is in fact not being crushed to death. Akon: blushing Mayuri: blushing Oh so he likes this huh? Maybe this isn't so bad after all. Sentarō: I'm gonna go fight with Kiyone for old time sake. goes over to where Kiyone is to pick a fight Tatsuki and Chizuru: making out Keigo and Mizuiro: making out Taylor: Ichigo please tell me you didn't invite anybody else. Since I doubt this place can handle anymore people. Ichigo: Nope this is everyone. Kazui: Dad I'm sleepy can I rest on your belly until I can reach my room? Ichigo: Sure Kazui. Kazui: climbs onto Ichigo's fat belly and falls to sleep Ichigo: starts eating more pizza Hours later Ichigo (looking like a immobile blob): I think I ate too much pizza. Kazui: still sleeping Taylor: Well you aren't immobile even though you look like it. Rukia: GET THE FUCK UP ICHIGO! Taylor: Captain R Kuchiki there is no need to yell like do you wanna wake Kazui? Rukia: Oops sorry. Kazui: still sleeping so... comfy... love... dad's... fatness.... so.... soft...... Ichigo: Please tell me he'll wake up eventually since I don't intend to have him sleep only on my belly. Taylor: Depends on his actions. everyone eventually clears out except for Taylor, Rukia, Renji, Ichika, Orihime, Riruka, Chad, Noba, Karin, Nozomi, Yuzu, Uryū and Brandan Kazui: still sleeping Ichigo: Why has he still not woken up like did he fall in love with my belly or something? Taylor: That is a likely reason. Grimmjow: If he loves it why not teleport him in and have him stay there until I give birth to his half brothers. Ichigo: Yeah I'm not gonna risk digesting Kazui, Grimm.
Noba: I have that risk when I do my job as a living Taxi. So I release my passengers as soon as I start burping just so I don't digest them and they never reach their destination because of it. Rukia and Renji: Yuck. Chad: What's so yuck about it, its hot. Karin and Nozomi: We have to agree with Rukia and Renji since YUCKY! Yuzu: I agree with Mr. Giant since if my Future Husband went around and did that I'd be turned on by it. Uryū and Brandan: We are agreeing with Chad and Yuzu. Taylor: I like it as well. Orihime: Of course you would after all you made this Gigai for Noba since Kisuke decided against making them any new Gigai for the three of them... speaking of which where is Ririn and Kurōdo? Riruka: I wouldn't know since I have never met them. Meanwhile Ririn: showing off her new sexy look which she's been doing for years Kurōdo: showing off his new handsome look which he's been doing for years Meanwhile Taylor: I have a feeling they haven't stop doing what they said they were gonna do when I made and gave the three of them their new Gigai. Sometimes I wish that I didn't ask them what they wanted and just remade their original Gigai and only asked Noba what he wanted. Meanwhile Gō Koga returns to Karakura Town for the first time in years Koga: I really hope those kids don't assume I'm here for revenge. Meanwhile Noba: A Bount! Meanwhile Ririn and Kurōdo: BOUNT! Meanwhile Ichigo: But the only Bount left would be the one with the Doll known as Dalk the one who Yoruichi said Thanks me for defeating Kariya. Uryū: You think he is here for revenge. Taylor: Doubt it since I can sense him and based on his Spirit Energy he isn't here to fight in fact he is here for peace. Rukia, Renji, Chad, Noba, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Orihime, Riruka, Uryū, Brandan and Ichika: HUH? Kazui: still sleeping gay Taylor: Um.... where'd Kazui decide to say that out of the blue sure he is sleeping but still it must have been a reason. Rukia, Renji, Chad, Noba, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Orihime, Riruka, Uryū, Brandan and Ichika: Beats us. Gō Koga shows up in the house Koga: Sorry to barge in uninvited but I wanted to say sorry for my actions years ago... wait... I must have the wrong house since none of you look familiar. Taylor: The ones who you've never seen before are myself, Grimmjow the blue haired guy, Kazui the little orange haired guy who is sleeping, Ichika the red haired little girl with violet eyes, Brandan the auburn hair guy and Riruka the magenta haired lady with the magenta eyes. I'm pretty sure you remember Ichigo, points to Ichigo Uryū, points to Uryū Rukia, points to Rukia Renji, points to Renji Orihime, points to Orihime Chad, points to Chad and Noba. points to Noba Koga: WAIT HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? Taylor: 10 years and 20 months since you and the other Bounts showed up about 3 months before the fight with Aizen took place and its been 10 years and 17 months since that fight with Aizen. Koga: ...I might as well leave since it seems I waited to long to apologize. proceeds to leave Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Chad, Uryū, Renji and Noba: There is no need to leave. Koga: OK if you... Ririn and Kurōdo show up Ririn: Stop there this is no place for someone of your kind Bount. Kurōdo: If you don't leave we will have to destroy you. Taylor: Ririn and Kurōdo back down he isn't an enemy any longer. To Be Continued
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Ririn and Kurōdo: The fuck you say?
Taylor (uses his spirit energy): I SAID BACK DOWN! Ririn and Kurōdo (scared): OK... Kazui: still sleeping GAY! Koga: Why yes I am thanks for cluing into that little boy. Ichigo: You do realize old man that he is sleeping. Kazui: still sleeping suck... cock... dad... Ichigo: ... Taylor: Don't tell me you let him over hear you and Grimmjow getting intimate, Ichigo. Grimmjow: This is why I've told you to always close the door honey but you never do. Ichigo: EXUSE ME GRIMM BUT ITS YOU WHO DOES MOST OF THE TALKING DURING OUR ROMANTIC INTERCOURSES LIKE YOU ARE BASICALLY TALKING IN 3RD PERSON AND TELLING YOURSELF TO CHOKE ON MY COCK! Kazui: still sleeping choke... on... dad's... cock... Dadjow... Orihime: You aren't being a very good father right now Ichigo. Riruka: In fact I don't think you should even have any children to take care of because you aren't very responsible. Rukia: Neither are me and Renji and you both don't complain about our parenting skills towards Ichika. Renji: Yeah. Chad: ... Noba: ... Koga: ... Ririn and Kurōdo: ... Taylor: Enough! Who gives a fuck if Kazui learns stuff ahead of time... Most people do. Well based on your reactions it would seem like out of everyone here I'm the only adult here that has. Ichigo: See if you wanna blame anyone blame Taylor. Taylor: Ichigo if I were to teach Kazui anything ahead of time I wouldn't do it behind your back. So your statement holds no grounds since its incorrect. Grimmjow: GO TO SLEEP EVERYONE ITS LATE! Everyone (except Grimmjow): Fine! The next morning Kazui: wakes up before anyone else and plays with Ichigo's fatness Ichigo: unaware of what Kazui is doing since he has become a heavy sleeper Kazui (thinking): Maybe if I suck on one of his moobs he will wake up. Kazui: puts his mouth on Ichigo's right moob and starts to suck it Ichigo: wakes up feeling uneasy and sees Kazui sucking his right moob Kazui what the fuck are you doing? Kazui: doesn't stop Ichigo: Kazui get your mouth off my right moob this instance, young man. Kazui: tries but can't pull his mouth off Ichigo's right moob Ichigo: OK what is wrong now... Ichigo tries to pull Kazui off but can't its like his mouth is glued to Ichigo's right moob Ichigo: WTF IS WRONG WHY CAN'T KAZUI RELEASE MY RIGHT MOOB! Everyone (except Ichigo and Kazui): wake up because of Ichigo's shouting Ichigo: Before you say anything, Kazui woke me up by sucking on my right moob so don't blame me for him being stuck here since I've tried getting him off since I woke up. Taylor: I kinda figured that since you don't look like you are enjoying your son's mouth on your right nipple so I can guarantee I never thought anything of the sort. Taylor proceeds to pull out a strange stick out of his pocket and waves it around which sends a light out from the tip and it hits Kazui which pulls his mouth off Ichigo's right moob Taylor (returning the stick into his pocket): There he is free. Ichigo: WTF WAS THAT STICK! Taylor: Oh its my magic wand which I don't use unless to undo someone's glue pranks since glue and skin just means that they are stuck together forever such as if I hadn't used it Kazui would be hanging from his mouth off your right moob for the rest of his life if I hadn't done that and my guess the one who did the glue prank was... starts looking around for something and finds what he was looking for and grabs what it was and holds it so everyone can see it ...Kon. Kon: Please don't hate me for it I wanted to punish Ichigo for being Gay by gluing his right moob since I wanted to make him and Grimmjow stuck like that forever unfortunately Kazui ruined the plan by getting stuck himself. Ichigo: I'm gonna kill him! Kon: NO PLEASE DON'T! Taylor: Ichigo stop... Ichigo: Why? Taylor: ...I have a better idea. Taylor leaves and returns with a special made Gigai that screams "Kon" Kon: Is that for me? Oh WOW! Taylor removes Kon's Mod Soul Candy and places it inside the special made Gigai Ichigo: And how is this better? Kon quickly starts to inflate with pounds of fat
Kon: WTF YOU TRICKED ME YOU ASSHOLE! Ichigo: I never would have thought you'd trick him like that Tay. Taylor: He will remain mobile though. Meanwhile in the Soul Society At Squad 1's Barracks Shunsui: Hey Nanao? Got any word on Squad 13's status? Nanao: FOR THE LAST TIME NO CAPTAIN THEIR CAPTAIN IS STILL IN THE WORLD OF THE LIVING WITH HER FRIENDS. At Squad 2's Barracks Suì-Fēng (on the phone with Yoruichi who stayed in the World of the Living): Oh you are so naughty Lady Yoruichi! Marechiyo: still recovering from his last remark At Squad 3's Barracks Rose: playing his guitar Izuru: dancing At Squad 4's Barracks Isane: gets tripped by a Squad 11 member I'm sorry. Kiyone: ISANE THEY TRIPPED YOU THEY SHOULD BE THE ONE APOLOGIZING! At Squad 5's Barracks Shinji (on the phone with Hiyori): Admit it idiot you aren't returning to the Soul Society because Aizen is still alive but because the memories of the old days are too much for you to deal with. Momo: Captain I'm gonna go to Squad 10's Barracks. Shinji (ignoring Hiyori's yelling): Sure Momo go ahead. At Squad 6's Barracks Rikichi: Captain where is the Lieutenant? Byakuya: ... Rikichi (thinking): Oh great I'm so dead. Byakuya: He is in the World of the Living with his wife. At Squad 7's Barracks Tetsuzaemon: Atau? Atau: does the sign language for yes Tetsuzaemon: Have you seen Sajin? Atau: points to where he last saw Sajin At Squad 8's Barracks Lisa: Hey Yuyu, wanna go to the World of the Living to pester Taylor to get Line? Yuyu: Definitely! At Squad 9's Barracks Mashiro: Hey where is Kensei and Hisagi? Toshimori: They went home already since they said they wanted alone time since Lieutenant Hisagi is due to give birth early next month so they decided to take the last month off so Lieutenant Hisagi can take it easy and the Captain can be at his husband's side. Mashiro: UGH DO THEY NEVER LEARN! At Squad 10's Barracks Momo arrives at the Barracks Momo: Little Shiro where are you? Rangiku: Oh Hey Momo, If you are looking for my Captain he went to the Rukon District. Momo: So he probably went to visit his Grandma, how sweet. At Squad 11's Barracks Fighting can be heard inside At Squad 12's Barracks Mayuri: Akon you still doing ok down there? Akon (still extremely aroused): Yeah Captain in fact I love being trapped under you. At Squad 13's Barracks Sentarō: Its kinda boring here with the Captain out. Meanwhile in the World of the Living Noba (while no one is paying attention to Kon): opens a portal under Kon and it sends Kon into his stomach Kon (inside Noba's stomach): muffed screams Taylor: Noba if you are hungry I can give a bunch of clones to eat clones specifically designed for vore. Noba is thinking Noba: Sure releases Kon Taylor sends in some clones for Noba to do as he pleases with Noba: opens a portal under the group of clones which sends the clones to his stomach There is a knock at the door To Be Continued
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Ichigo: Tay can you get it?
Taylor: Sure. goes to the door to answer it Taylor opens the door to find Meanwhile in the Soul Society In the Rukon District Tōshirō: Hey Granny! Tōshirō's Grandma: says hi to Tōshirō Somewhere near Squad 7's Barracks Tetsuzaemon: Captain there you are! Sajin: wolf noises Tetsuzaemon: Taylor said he is willing to help you reverse your condition if you want. But asked to clone you first so that why the real you gets the completed formula instead of risking your death by using use to test the formula until he gets its perfect. Sajin: wolf noises Tetsuzaemon: So you're willing to do it Captain? Sajin: shakes his head up and down to reply Tetsuzaemon: Then I need to take a clump of your fur to send to him. Sajin: wolf noises Tetsuzaemon gets the clump of fur and sets it to Taylor via mail Meanwhile in the World of the Living Ulquiorra: Uh hi? Taylor: Oh Hey Ulquiorra I see you finally finished regenerating after I found that horn/ear thing. Ichigo: Who is it Taylor? Taylor: Its Ulquiorra! Ichigo, Orihime and Uryū (shocked): BUT WE WATCHED HIM DIE! Taylor: Yeah and I know Ichigo was clinically dead during the fight if it wasn't for Hichigo his inner hollow. Ichigo, Orihime and Uryū: THEN WHY ACT SO CASUAL AROUND HIM! Ulquiorra: I'M SORRY OK BUT BASED ON YOUR REACTIONS IT SEEMS LIKE NO MATTER WHAT I SAY OR DO IT WON'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU HATE MY GUTS SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST LEAVE! proceeds to leave Taylor: Give them a moment Ulquiorra. Ichigo: I guess its my fault that I ended up being clinically dead since you did give me a chance to surrender. Orihime: And you did finally understand heart in your initial last moments. Uryū: And you did help me realize I'm just as reckless as my friends which helped me during the Quincy War. Ulquiorra: ...I sense more people in there and a familiar Blue haired Arrancar's spirit energy Grimmjow: Yeah so what if you can see me, if you wanna pick a fight with me then forget about it since I don't wanna harm my unborn sons. Ulquiorra: What? Ichigo: Oh I'm married to Grimm and he is currently pregnant with my sons. Kazui: Aside from me since Dadjow is my Step Dad, my Mother flash steps to Orihime her. Ulquiorra: I'm so confused. Orihime: Let me explain Ichigo originally married me under a lie that he was straight and we had Kazui together and after the truth came out I divorced him so he can marry the person he actually loves. Ichigo: Yep that's the gist of it. Ulquiorra: And who is everyone else? Rukia: I'm Rukia Kuchiki the current Captain of Squad 13 though during the fight with Aizen was I merely a Squad 13 member. Renji: I'm Renji Abarai, Squad 6 Lieutenant and Rukia's Husband. Riruka: I'm Riruka Dokugamine, Fullbringer. Ichika: I'm Ichika Abarai, my parents are Rukia and Renji. Chad: Yasutora Sado, Fullbringer. Noba: Noba, Mod Soul. Ririn: Ririn, Mod Soul. Kurōdo: Kurōdo, Mod Soul. Kon: Kon, Mod Soul. Koga: Gō Koga, I am a Bount. Brandan: Brandan... sorry not gonna reveal my last name since I hate it so I plan to take my Boyfriend Uryū's last name, 4th Substitute Soul Reaper. Ulquiorra: ...How long has it been since I died? Taylor: About 10 years and 17 months. Ulquiorra: Wow no wonder everyone looks different and unrecognizable, well except for Grimmjow since the only difference his he looks like a tub of lard. Karin, Yuzu and Nozomi barge in with Isshin and Ryūken Ulquiorra: And who are you? Before you ask I just wanna know everyone's names and faces so I am not confused later. Karin: Karin Kurosaki, a sister to Ichigo Kurosaki, 3rd Substitute Soul Reaper. Yuzu: Yuzu Kurosaki, fraternal twin sister to Karin and a sister to Ichigo Kurosaki, Quincy. Nozomi: Nozomi Kujō, girlfriend to Karin, Mod Soul. Isshin: Isshin Kurosaki, father to Ichigo, Karin and Yuzu Kurosaki, former Captain of Squad 10. Ryūken: Ryūken Ishida, father to Uryū, Quincy... dating Isshin. Isshin: Really Ryū did you have to reveal that? Ryūken: Hey I love you so I was gonna eventual reveal it. Ichigo: Dad wtf. Isshin: Ichigo, I'm bisexual so do not think I no longer love your mother.
Uryū: Ryūken WHAT THE FUCK! Ryūken: Why do you always refer to be in such profanity, Uryū! Uryū: DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT ASSHOLE! Ryūken: I won't change the subject if you actually refer to me as father or dad if not Daddy! Uryū: Really Asshole you still expect me to call you that word like excuse me I'm over 27 so NO I'M NOT GONNA CALL YOU THAT LAST WORD EVER! Ryūken: What about the other two words? Uryū: Fine! Dad WHAT THE FUCK! Ryūken: Uryū, your mother and I were married politically not for love, I married her to please my mother who was the boss of the house, your Grandfather Sōken who was my father was the only one of my parents who accepted me for who I really was, your mother knew about that and agreed to the married just to please my mother, though my mother was trying to set me up with Masaki Kurosaki but she fell in love with Isshin Shiba, which frankly so did I and Isshin and I were dating until Masaki revealed she was pregnant which caused Isshin to end things with me to focus on his growing family, which caused me to have sex with your mother which led to your existence. Ichigo: Dad is what Uryū's father saying true were you having an affair with him before mother was carrying me? Isshin: No your mother knew and she allowed it. Uryū: So your saying my existence is solely based on Ichigo's existence? Ryūken: Yeah that about sums it up. Uryū: Well then, Thank you Ichigo for being born. Ichigo: Is that sarcasm? Uryū: No I am literally thanking you for being born, since its clear that if you weren't born my father wouldn't have even considered having sex with my mother and I would not be born. Taylor: Can we not talk about it right now like its really late. Ulquiorra: What time is it? Taylor: About 3 AM. Everyone (except Taylor): OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING SOONER! Taylor: I tried but no one would listen. Everyone (except Taylor): Oh. Everyone proceeds to go to bed The next morning Someone breaks down the door To Be Continued
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Everyone: wakes up after hearing the door being broken down
Nnoitra is standing in the doorway Taylor: calls Nel and says its an emergency Nelliel quickly appears Nel: Nnoitra I saw you die how are you alive. Nnoitra: And how are you in your original form! Nel: If you wanna fight so be it. But don't expect me to kill you. Nnoitra: Hey if dying told me one thing its to not give a shit that women are stronger, so to answer your question I do not want a fight to the death the only way I'm fighting you is a spar where we are fighting like we did years ago. Ichigo: Taylor please tell me you didn't bring Nnoitra back from the dead. Taylor: Nope this time I have to admit I didn't, I simply found the horn that Captain Zaraki had sliced off and kept it for study, I never once put it into the resurrection chamber. Ichigo: Its pronounced Resurrección. Taylor: Yeah I wasn't talking about that kind of Resurrection, I was talking about the bringing someone back from the dead Resurrection not the Arrancar's release Resurrección. Ichigo: Oh... shuts up because he was just called out for being an idiot Grimmjow (to Ichigo): There is no reason to shut up just because you said something stupid, honey. Ichigo: But Grimm he basically just called out for being an idiot. Taylor: Let me point out I didn't call you out for being an idiot I was simply clarifying what Resurrection I meant, so no I wasn't calling you out for being an idiot because if I were I'd have said and I quote "YOU ARE AN IDIOT, ICHIGO" Ichigo: Oh... feels stupid for doing that Grimmjow: gives Ichigo a big hug and big kiss Nel: If you want to spar then lets take this outside. Nnoitra: Sure Nel. Nel and Nnoitra proceed to leave the mansion Taylor: Since they have now left the door I am gonna to fix the door. Taylor proceeds to use his magic wand to reverse time on the door so that it was never broken Orihime: Couldn't I have done that? Taylor: Does your Sōten Kisshun even work on non-organic material? Orihime: Not sure, actually since I never actually tried. Ichigo and Grimmjow continue making out Orihime: Alright, now I know Ichigo is gay. He never really made out with me that long before. His kisses were quick, as if he were trying to get it over with as soon as possible. Isshin and Ryūken start making out and so does the pairings of Chad and Noba, Karin and Nozomi, Rukia and Renji and Uryū and Brandan Orihime: Now I feel left out... Yuzu, Koga, Ulquiorra, Riruka, Ririn, Kurōdo and Kon: So do we! Taylor: My fiancé isn't here because he is busy back at home. Orihime, Yuzu, Koga, Ulquiorra, Riruka, Ririn, Kurōdo and Kon (shocked): Wait, you're engaged Taylor? Taylor: Yeah and his name is Anthony. Everyone except for Ichigo, Grimmjow, Isshin, Ryūken, Chad, Noba, Karin, Nozomi, Rukia, Renji, Uryū and Brandan due to them being too preoccupied are speechless Nel and Nnoitra return holding hands Taylor: Well it seems like Nnoitra was just being a coward towards his true feelings for Nel all these years. Nnoitra (embarrassed): releases Nelliel's hand out of embarrassment Its not what it looks like! Taylor: There is no need to be embarrassed after all there is nothing wrong with expressing your love for someone as long as they feel the same way, because if they don't than you are gonna embarrass yourself. Nel: See Nnoi, he supports us as a couple. Nnoitra (throwing caution to the wind): I LOVE NELLIEL TU ODELSCHWANCK! Nel: AND I LOVE NNOITRA GILGA! starts making out with Nnoitra Ichigo and Grimmjow take a break from making out Ichigo: I LOVE GRIMMJOW JAEGERJAQUEZ! Grimmjow: AND I LOVE ICHIGO KUROSAKI! Ichigo and Grimmjow resume making out Isshin and Ryūken take a break from making out Isshin: I LOVE RYŪKEN ISHIDA! Ryūken: AND I LOVE ISSHIN KUROSAKI ALSO KNOWN AS ISSHIN SHIBA! Isshin and Ryūken resume making out Chad and Noba take a break from making out Chad: I LOVE NOBA! Noba: AND I LOVE YASUTORA SADO! Chad and Noba resume making out Karin and Nozomi take a break from making out Karin: I LOVE NOZOMI KUJŌ! Nozomi: AND I LOVE KARIN KUROSAKI!
Karin and Nozomi resume making out Rukia and Renji take a break from making out Rukia: I LOVE RENJI ABARAI! Renji: AND I LOVE RUKIA KUCHIKI! Rukia and Renji resume making out Uryū and Brandan take a break from making out Uryū: I LOVE BRANDAN LAST NAME WITHHELD BY HIS WISHES! Brandan: AND I LOVE URYŪ ISHIDA! Uryū and Brandan resume making out Taylor: My fiancé isn't here but: I LOVE ANTHONY! And I know if he were here he'd scream my name. Just than someone unexpected showed up Anthony: Yes I would Honey: I LOVE TAYLOR! Taylor: Babe! runs over to Anthony and gives him a big kiss I didn't know you were coming! Anthony: Well I had to surprise you after you gave me enough money to do so! Taylor: Hehe. Everyone (except Taylor and Anthony): speechless Taylor and Anthony start making out Orihime, Riruka, Yuzu, Koga, Ulquiorra, Ririn, Kurōdo and Kon: Hey no fair we still have no one! Taylor (while still making out with Anthony pulls out his magic wand and spells something in the air): spells out "why not do it with each other?" Orihime: Uh this might come off as weird but Riruka um are you alright with doing it with me? Riruka: You're Bisexual as well? Orihime: Yeah. Orihime and Riruka start making out Koga: I doubt any guy here wants to make out with me... Ulquiorra: Try me! Ulquiorra puts his lips on Koga and starts making out with him Kon: You do realize I lied to myself for years saying I was straight when in reality I am actually gay, I just decided to well come to terms with it finally and I wasn't trying to punish Ichigo and Grimmjow with the glue prank I was trying to make them even closer even if it meant them being glued together forever. Kurōdo: starts making out with Kon Yuzu and Ririn: Where does that leave us since we are interested in the opposite sex only. Taylor while still making out with Anthony does something and 2 handsome men show up Yuzu and Ririn: Who are you, Hunks! The Hunks: say they have no names Yuzu (addressing the Auburn Hunk): Well I will call you Atsuo, unless you don't like that name that is. Atsuo: I love it! I could kiss you, I mean may I, may we? Yuzu: kisses Atsuo We may! starts making out with Atsuo Ririn (addressing the Green Hunk): You are now Kenta! Kenta: As you wish my lady! Ririn: Now come and make out with your queen! Kenta: Gladly my lady! goes over to Ririn and starts making out with her Meanwhile in the Soul Society At the Kuchiki Manor Byakuya (looking at the picture of Hisana): I wish you were still here my love... Just then something unexpected happens and a letter flies into Byakuya's lap Byakuya (reading the letter): Dear Captain B Kuchiki, Do you recall me asking to see some of Lady Hisana's belongings a few months back? If so I recommend you look behind you but if not still look behind you. Sincerely, the 13 Court Guard Member who lives in Canada, Taylor. Byakuya (turning around): is brought to tears on who he sees Hisana: I am so sorry Byakuya for having failed to repay the love you gave me all those years ago. I just hope I can do so now. Byakuya: runs over to Hisana gives her a big hug and gives her a big kiss before pulling back Hisana: What's wrong Byakuya why'd you pull back? Byakuya: Because I wanna start a family with you since we couldn't before since you were looking for Rukia. leads Hisana to the bed chambers Meanwhile in the World of the Living Everyone is continuing to make out Someone asks to come in To Be Continued Just to clarify yes this has more pairings but the main pairing is GrimmIchi and yes I am bringing dead characters back but so what its a story which still isn’t finished and I haven’t determined how long I am gonna make it so until you see a story end with “The End” then its gonna continue even if there are haters.
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Everyone: Who's there?
Rurichiyo: Rurichiyo Kasumiōji. Shū: Shū Kannogi. Kenryū: Ryūsei Kenzaki and Rusaburō Enkōgawa. Taylor: I'll get the door, Ichigo. Taylor opens the door to to Lady Rurichiyo, Lord Shū, Kenryū and Enryū Taylor: It's the Kasumiōji Clan's main members. Rurichiyo: And just who are you? Taylor: My name is Taylor, Lady Rurichiyo. I already know all of you, Lady Rurichiyo is the Head of the Kasumiōji Clan, Lord Shū is her fiancé, while you Sir Kenryū and you Sir Enryū are her bodyguards and guardians. Rurichiyo: Why yes that is true. Taylor: Do you also know that Sir Kenryū and Sir Enryū are also a married couple, Lady Rurichiyo? Rurichiyo: They are? If so that is news to me and in fact I would still love them since I already consider them as my adopted fathers so if they do reveal that they are married then that just means I can publicly refer to them as my adopted fathers instead as just my guardians and bodyguards. Kenryū: I um... Enryū: starts blushing and nudges Kenryū to tell Lady Rurichiyo Kenryū: We are... um... Taylor: Here catch Sir Enryū, throws something towards Enryū if you are so embarrassed about your voice then use that device I just tossed you and it can cloak your voice so its isn't so high pitched. Enryū (using the device): Yes me and Ryūsei are married and have been for quite a few years. Wow this device is working wonders, Thanks Taylor. Meanwhile in the Soul Society At Squad 12's Barracks Mayuri: wakes up You still alright Akon? Akon: Yep just fine, in fact can you adjust a little so my face is under you? Mayuri: adjusts like Akon asks Like this? Akon: muffed voice Yeah, this is heavenly. Uh Captain I love you. Mayuri: blushing Romantic love or just because I'm doing something you love? Akon: Romantic love! In fact if I had someway to propose marriage I would. Just then a ring shows up in Akon's hand while one shows up in Mayuri's hand and they hear Taylor's voice saying "Thank me later." Akon: Well that is convenient... Captain Mayuri, will you... Uh... Marry me? Mayuri: reaches down to take the ring from Akon's exposed hand to put it on his left ring finger Yes Akon, I will marry you! accidently farts after saying that sending the fart directly into Akon's mouth and inside of him Akon (inhaling what seems like an endless fart): proceeds to inflate like a fart balloon Rin Tsubokura walks in munching on cookies Mayuri: Hey Rin, HELP ME GET OFF AKON BEFORE HE EXPLODES BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP FARTING IN HIS MOUTH WHICH IS CAUSING HIM TO INFLATE! Rin: Oh... Right, Captain! runs over and tries to push Mayuri off Akon but isn't able to Hiyosu shows up because he heard Mayuri yelling Hiyosu (not paying attention to what is actually going on): Rin did you get into trouble with the Captain again? Mayuri: NO HE IS TRYING TO HELP ME GET OFF AKON WHO IS CURRENTLY INFLATING WITH MY FART! Hiyosu: Oh proceeds to help Mayuri get off Akon Mayuri is pushed up enough that Akon is able to climb out Akon (looking like a giant yoga ball with hands, feet and a head with him completely nude because his outfit tore to shreds): I don't mind being a naked flesh ball with my cock and balls showing as long as the Captain doesn't end our engagement or says he doesn't love me anymore. Mayuri: I don't mind in fact if you like it so much maybe Taylor can find a way to make you extremely stretchy and we can have sex where I inflate you with my farts as I have my cock up your ass! Akon: cumming at that sound of that I would love that Captain! Mayuri: And Akon, you can call me Mayuri now that we are engaged and therefore in a romantic relationship. Akon: OK Mayuri, my love! Meanwhile in the World of the Living Taylor: Not a problem Sir Enryū. What caused you all to come all of a sudden did something happen to the Kasumiōji Clan again like that time Shūsuke Amagai showed up or is it just a friendly visit like that Kemari tournament? Rurichiyo: Unfortunately a bit of a mix and I was hoping to have a friendly visit before the bad stuff came out. Taylor: There shouldn't be a reason why that isn't possible Lady Rurichiyo.
Rurichiyo: Also who exactly are you? And who is that blue haired guy with the exposed check bone, purple haired lady, little red haired girl, little orange haired boy who looks like Ichigo Kurosaki, the black haired man, the white haired man, the black haired lady, the light blonde hair lady, the green haired lady, the blonde haired busty lady, the half and half haired handsome man, the pink haired ninja dude, the red haired guy with the orange mohawk, the black haired man who gives emo vibes, the orange haired guy with the upper earlobe piercings and the eyebrow piercing, the turquoise haired lady, the long haired black haired man, the brown haired and blue eyed guy, the Auburn hunk, the green hunk and wait is that Kon? Taylor: The Blue haired guy is Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, he is Ichigo's Husband, the purple haired lady is actually magenta haired and her name is Riruka Dokugamine who may or may not be currently dating Orihime, the little red haired girl is Ichika Abarai, she is Captain R Kuchiki's and Lieutenant Abarai's daughter, the little orange haired boy is Ichigo's son Kazui Kurosaki who he had when he was pretending to be straight and was married to Orihime, the black haired man is Isshin Kurosaki who is Ichigo's father, the white haired man is Ryūken Ishida who is Uryū's father who is the boyfriend of Isshin, the black haired lady is Karin Kurosaki who I believe you briefly met when you had dinner at Ichigo's house, the light blonde haired lady is Yuzu Kurosaki who you probably met at the same time as Karin, the green haired lady is Nozomi Kujō who is Karin's girlfriend, the blonde haired busty lady is Ririn who you probably recognize as the little bird stuffed animal, the half and half haired handsome man is Kurōdo who you'd probably recognize as the bunny looking stuffed animal, the pink haired ninja dude is Noba who is the boyfriend of Chad, the red haired orange mohawk guy is Gō Koga, the emo vibe guy is Ulquiorra Cifer, the orange guy with the piercings is Anthony and he is my Fiancé, the turquoise haired lady is Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck, the long haired black haired guy is Nnoitra who is I'm gonna guess officially dating Nel, the brown haired blue eyed guy is Brandan who is dating Uryū, the Auburn hunk is attached to Yuzu, got no clue if they are dating, the green hunk is attached to Ririn, go no clue if they are dating and yes that is Kon who might be dating Kurōdo as for me my name is Taylor, a member of the 13 Court Guard Squads and like Ichigo I'm human and no I'm not a Substitute Soul Reaper I'm actually a full member of the 13 Court Guard Squads but not a member of a specific Squad since I'm allowed to change squads at will. Ichigo: If the Kasumiōji Clan needs help again I won't be able to help since I wanna stay by my husband's side during his pregnancy, but I'm sure Taylor can help you since he might not be a seated member of the 13 Court Guard Squads but he is as stronger than Shunsui Kyōraku who is the current Head Captain and I dare say that Taylor could have became the Head Captain if he were around before the war with the Quincy and Old Man Yamamoto's passing. Taylor: Ichigo I've told you before Head Captain Kyōraku offered me his position but I declined since I don't want a rank. Rurichiyo: Wait so you're next in line to be Head Captain, Taylor? Taylor: Not if I keep declining the position, which Head Captain Kyōraku keeps asking me about even though I've told him no about 1000000 times already. Its a good thing he doesn't try setting up a Will where it binds me to the position until my death with him either dying or faking his own death and going into hiding to make the Will take effect because if that were the case I'd have no choice but to take the position even though I don't want it and never will want it. Just then Shunsui Kyōraku shows up and hears what Taylor just said Shunsui (thinking): If Taylor wants to play it that way then so be it, I don't mind going into hiding since I miss my love Jūshirō and would like to get away from the memory of his passing... he flash steps away
Taylor (detecting that Shunsui was nearby): Welp there is a chance Head Captain Kyōraku heard me so it seems my days as a unranked member are officially number... I wish it weren't true since I hate the thought of having a rank even if it gives me authority to use a strategy that leads to less death for the allies. Since the most I prefer to do is advise the one who is in charge so I remain rankless. Just than an announcement sounds through Ichigo's, Karin's and Brandan's Substitute Soul Reaper Combat Passes Announcement: Head Captain Shunsui Sakuranosuke Jirō Kyōraku has died and his Will says that his successor is unranked member Taylor. Taylor please report to Central 46 and receive your captain's coat. Ichigo: Congratulations, Taylor! Taylor: DO NOT CONGRATULATE ME, ICHIGO! I SAID I NEVER WANTED THE DAMN POSITION! storms off Rukia: Wow Ichigo, nice going. Ichigo: Oh Shut up... goes to cuddle with Grimmjow Meanwhile in the Soul Society In Central 46 Chambers Taylor: Can you just give it to someone else? Since I don't want the position! Head Central 46 Member: No can do the Will binds you to the position. Taylor: Fuck I should have known I should have never said anything since he was always trying to hand the position to me. Head Central 46 Member: We do not care frankly and you are gonna need to choose a new Lieutenant since it appears that Nanao Ise and Genshirō Okikiba resigned following your predecessors death. Taylor: I take it, that it can be whoever I chose as long as they are a Soul Reaper. Head Central 46 Member: That is true. Taylor: Then I appoint Ichigo Kurosaki to be my Lieutenant. All of Central 46 Members: But he is a Human! SO NO THE ANSWER IS NO! Taylor: Have you forgotten the fact I AM HUMAN! BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE THEN IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING THE RULE BOOKS THAN YOU APPOINTING ME AS HEAD CAPTAIN IS AGAINST SAID RULE BOOK! Head Central 46 Member: It seems that you are correct so we grant you this and will allow Ichigo Kurosaki to be your Lieutenant. Meanwhile in the World of the Living At Ichigo and Grimmjow's Mansion Announcement: Will the new Squad 1 Lieutenant Ichigo Kurosaki report to Squad 1's Barracks immediately! Ichigo (confused): WTF Why am I the new Lieutenant of Squad 1? Announcement: You have been appointed as such by New Head Captain Taylor... Why is his last name not listed... Because the former Lieutenants resigned following Shunsui Kyōraku's passing. Grimmjow: Congratulations, honey! Ichigo: But how am I supposed to protect Karakura Town as a Lieutenant? Renji: Do you really think Taylor would order you to do something you aren't comfortable with? Because as a Lieutenant you can have people help you protect Karakura Town. Rukia: I think he is crazy to appoint you as his Lieutenant like what is wrong with him? Ichigo: Are you saying I'm not right for the job? Or are you saying that for another reason? Rukia: Because you have said "He was just a Substitute Soul Reaper. Screw the ramifications, I believe I owe him that respect, besides I plan to remain a Substitute Soul Reaper." I probably failed to quote what you said properly but still. Ichigo: That was 10 years ago Rukia. Rukia: So you don't wanna be a Substitute Soul Reaper anymore? Ichigo: I never said that what I'm saying is that I'm no longer opposed to being a full member of the 13 Court Guard Squads anymore. Rukia: Oh... Ichigo: Hey, Grimm walks over to Grimmjow I'll be back in a little bit. gives Grimmjow a kiss and opens a Senkaimon Meanwhile In the Soul Society At Squad 1's Barracks Taylor: Where is he? Squad 1 member: Captain sir, your Lieutenant has just arrived. Taylor: Thank you. Ichigo arrives at the Barracks Ichigo: Why's you call me here? Taylor: Do you have your combat pass? Ichigo (taking out his combat pass): Yeah its right here why... Taylor snatches Ichigo's Combat Pass from him Ichigo: Hey what are you doing Taylor? Taylor ignores him and puts it face down into a device which consumes it The device releases what looks like a Squad 1 Lieutenant's Badge
Taylor (picking up the Lieutenant's Badge): Here take it. Ichigo (taking it and flipping it over revealing that its still his combat pass): I see what you did Taylor, you used my Combat Pass and also made it my Lieutenant's Badge. Taylor: Exactly, that way you can still use Fullbring if you so desired. Ichigo: But Kūgo Ginjō took that from me. Taylor: I wouldn't be so sure. Give it a try. Ichigo give its a try and actually activates his Fullbring Ichigo: Wait, how is this possible? Taylor: When you got your Spirit Energy back it also gave you back your Fullbring since Ginjō wasn't able to take all of it, the Bulk of it remained. Ichigo: Oh. Taylor and Ichigo return to the World of the Living to find To Be Continued
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Meanwhile in the World of the Living
There is an explosion at the Kurosaki Clinic Isshin: Oh no! runs home Ichigo and Taylor arrive hearing the explosion and Isshin running Taylor: If you wanna go then go, you might be my Lieutenant but I am not ordering you to do anything outside of wartime. Ichigo: Thank you, Captain. Taylor: stares at Ichigo unapprovingly Ichigo (thinking): Oh, now I've done it. Taylor: You don't need to address me in formalities after all I never wanted the position or title. Ichigo: Then let me rephrase my sentence: Thank you, Taylor. Taylor: You are welcome, Ichigo. Ichigo goes running and Taylor enters the mansion Rukia: Head Captain, where is Ichigo? Taylor: stares unapprovingly at Rukia Do I have to explain it again... You do not need to use formalities with me, after all I never asked for this position, Rukia... It feels good to be able to drop the formalities so that is one good thing with this position. Rukia: Sorry Taylor, where is Ichigo? Taylor: Don't you have access to his combat pass turned Lieutenant's Badge after all you are the Captain of Squad 13 so didn't Ukitake give you access when you were his Lieutenant? Rukia: Wait? You turned his combat pass into his Lieutenant? Why? Taylor: Due to his Fullbring which was like his Soul Reaper powers never fully lost. Rukia: Oh. Taylor proceeds to leave Rukia: Wait where are you going? Taylor (opening a Senkaimon): The Soul Society since I have something to do. Taylor enters the Senkaimon Meanwhile at the Kurosaki Clinic The Kurosaki Clinic is in rubbles Isshin (on his knees): NO! Ichigo arrives Ichigo: Dad, Taylor should be able to fix it, with everything back to normal. Isshin: OK, Ichigo. Grimmjow arrives Grimmjow: I came to tell you that Taylor returned to the Soul Society to deal with something, which he wouldn't say what. Ichigo: Damn it and we need him right now! Meanwhile in the Soul Society Muken Taylor: Aizen, I've been given permission to release you from jail, on one condition. Aizen: And what is that? And who exactly are you? Taylor: Head Captain Taylor and the condition is that you have truly changed and won't betray us again. Aizen: Nice to meet you, sexy! Taylor: Aizen if it weren't for the fact I'm engaged already then I'd fuck you. Aizen: Who's the lucky lady? Taylor: It's a he and you wouldn't know him. Aizen: Wait are you male or female since I can't tell based on the fact, my eyes are sealed and the fact that your voice is slightly high pitched so I can't determine your gender based on voice. Taylor: Male, and stop trying to change the subject, Oh and don't try anything funny since I could easily cut you in half and remain uninjured by you. And yes I know you can easily heal even if you are cut completely in half. Aizen: Let's see about that uninjured stuff! Hadō #90. Kurohitsugi! Taylor: Really, Aizen are you trying to attack me or are you just running a test, because attacking me won't help your chances to be freed, while running a test doesn't effect your chances and be careful on what you say since I can tell when someone is lying. Aizen: Its a test you idiot. Taylor: Good because its boring me. Aizen: Boring you? But you should be getting cut to pieces by Kurohitsugi. Kurohitsugi vanishes Taylor: What was that about being cut to pieces? Aizen: I see you truly are uninjured. Now to answer your questions I have, in fact changed my ways, sure I did happen to say "Welcome to my Soul Society" but I meant that as in the Soul Society I prefer where death exists. Which Yhwach was trying to irradiate which would be unfair to people since they wouldn't search for hope because fear of death would be irradiated. Taylor: Yes and I know and for me despite being as powerful as I am, I for one fear dying of old age since I am still human. Aizen: WAIT! You're human? Taylor: Yes and Ichigo Kurosaki, the one who defeated you and Yhwach is my Lieutenant. Aizen: So the 13 Court Guard Squads has changed for the better. Taylor: How so? Aizen: Well for one, both you and Ichigo are strong, though based on how strong you are I bet if you and Ichigo had swapped places I'd have been defeated before I even managed to use Negación to escape let alone fused with the Hōgyoku and Yhwach would have been defeated during the first invasion.
Taylor: Don't give me too much credit Sōsuke since I can be quite lazy so much so that I've at times lazily protected people, since I barely did anything to protect them other than bore the enemy into backing down. Aizen: I still stand by what I said. Now does that prove anything? Taylor: Not quite since I have a question that the answer ties into whether I release you or not. Aizen: Shot the question. Taylor: Was Ichigo correct that you did what you did because you had given up finding anyone to regard as your equal due to being born stronger than most Soul Reapers? Aizen (embarrassed): I hate to admit it, but yes and let me point out I never intended to actually take the Soul King's place, sure I might disagree with the way it works but I also know that there would be no searching for hope without the Soul King. Just then Aizen's seals are released Aizen: Huh? What's going on I didn't think you had any keys with you. Taylor: I don't and that wasn't me who released you. Head Central 46 Member: It was I. Aizen: I'm not in trouble am I? Head Central 46 Member: On the contrary, in fact because of the Head Captain's talking with you, we the Central 46 have clear all crimes of yours since you have indeed changed. So you can thank Head Captain Taylor, for convincing us of giving him a chance to prove that you have changed otherwise you'd have served your entire sentence. Now I must take my leave. The Head Central 46 Member leaves Aizen: Why did you do it? Taylor: Because my philosophy is that people can change, and if its prison that changes them then if they have changed for the better they should be released even if they have more sentence left. Aizen: Well thank you regardless, since now I have a chance to apologize to everyone I have wronged. In the Seireitei Kensei and Shūhei (seeing Aizen and Taylor): What the fuck Head Captain, why are you with that traitor! Aizen: I apologize for turning you into a Visored Captain Muguruma and I apologize for what happened to Kaname Tōsen Lieutenant Hisagi, if I could do everything over again I'd not have done it, but its possible that even though I genuinely mean this you probably still hate me which if I were in your shoes I would as well but know that if I could reverse time or even bring Kaname back and reverse the Hollowfication I would the most I can do is apologize for my actions and not expect to be forgiven since I know my actions were unforgivable and I understand if I never get forgiven. proceeds to walk away Kensei and Shūhei: Wait Aizen, we understand you want to apologize but it will take time for those apologizes to sink in but for right now: Thank you for apologizing, Aizen. Taylor: Can I trust the two of you to help him with his apologizes? I'd do so myself but I have a feeling I'm needed else where. Oh and before you ask Aizen was released by Central 46 since they judged that he has indeed changed. Kensei: Sure Head Captain, we can help him with his apologizes. Aizen: You aren't worried I might stab you in the backs? Shūhei: If you were you'd be paying my hospital bills and fines because I'm on my last month of my pregnancy. Aizen: Then you are putting quite a risk in trusting me so quickly after my apology. Kensei: We never said we trusted you, we are doing this as a favour to the Head Captain. Taylor: If you do stab anyone in the back then you'll be right back in that cell. Aizen: I wasn't gonna do that to begin with. I was simply asking if they aren't worried that I might do so not that I will do so. Kensei: If you aren't gonna actually do it then why say anything? Aizen: I wanted to know the situation since it seemed like you were putting trust in me despite me only just apologizing to the two of you. Taylor: Sōsuke just focus on the apologizes, that way you aren't receiving anymore
hate than you already have because anymore hate and no one will listen to your apologizes. Aizen: Damnit, you're correct Head Captain. Taylor: Now that you understand I will take my leave now. Taylor leaves through the Senkaimon Meanwhile in the World of the Living Ichigo: What is taking him so long? Rukia and Renji arrive Rukia: Taylor probably has business to do in the Soul Society after all he is now the Head Captain. Taylor exits the Senkaimon Taylor: I heard that and no nothing strictly important. Oh and I have a message for you Rukia. Rukia: What is the message, Taylor? Taylor (reading out the message): Dear Squad 13 Captain Rukia Kuchiki, I Sōsuke Aizen, hereby apologize for what I put you through and for plotting your execution, I just hope that you will eventually find it in your heart to forgive me, though I highly doubt I deserve forgiveness, I would like to add that I am glad I found that other method of getting the Hōgyoku out of you because you got to keep your life and I doubt if the Hōgyoku was still inside you today that you'd have ever got your powers back. Sincerely, Sōsuke Aizen reformed Ex-Criminal formally living in Muken. Rukia: Thank you for that but what does he mean by "reformed Ex-Criminal formally living in Muken"? Taylor: Oh he was released early because he has changed for the better. Renji: ARE YOU INSANE! Taylor: I didn't have the keys to release him it was Central 46 who actually released him, I was there to prove he had changed. Ichigo: All of that is well and good but what about the Kurosaki Clinic! Taylor: Oh... To Be Continued
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Taylor: Oh, sorry about that, Ichigo.
Ichigo: Don't just say sorry Taylor, FIX THE CLINIC! Taylor proceeds to fix the Kurosaki Clinic Meanwhile in the Soul Society Aizen: Captain Hirako, I apologize for what I did to you and the others. Shinji: And why are you saying that to me? Aizen: I also apologized to Captain Muguruma regarding the same incidence. Shinji: Well there are some people you can't apologize to and they are, Hiyori, Love and Hachi since they are still in the World of the Living. Aizen: Then where are the ones I can apologize to aside from you and Captain Muguruma? Shinji: Rose is usually in Squad 3's Barracks playing his Guitar while Izuru dancing to it, Lisa is usually in Squad 8's Barracks gossiping with her Lieutenant and Mashiro is usually at Squad 9's Barracks and she is probably steamed that Kensei and Shūhei are taking time off just because Shūhei is on his last month of his pregnancy. Kensei: And if she is steamed I will punch her black and blue. Shinji and Aizen are concerned Shūhei: He was only joking you two, Kensei might feel like punching her at time, so do I, but never follows through with the feeling to punch her, neither do I. Kensei: Exactly. Just then Momo returns from Squad 10's Barracks Momo (not paying attention to who is present): Captain I'm back! Aizen: Perfect timing, Momo. Momo (freaked out): A-Aizen? W-what are y-you doing h-here? Aizen: There is no need to freak out Momo. I would like to apologize for what I did to you and unlike that one time you saw me in the Seijōtōkyorin, I genuinely mean it this time. I hope you have recovered from both stabbings, I particularly regret swapping places with you and causing Captain Hitsugaya to stab you after all he is your childhood friend. Momo: THEN WHY'D YOU DO IT! Aizen: Because I feared I would never meet my equal, yes I understand if that is a lame reason but blame the fact I'm insecure about stuff like that. runs off crying Momo: Oops I think I made him cry. runs after him Meanwhile in the World of the Living Taylor finishes fixing the Kurosaki Clinic and also secretly upgrading it while he was at it but still keeping it Clinic status Isshin: Its BACK!!! Just then someone unexpected exits the clinic Masaki: Before you ask yes Taylor resurrected me and yes I approve of Isshin's relationship with Ryū. Ichigo (starts crying): Mom... Masaki: Grown men like you shouldn't be crying, Ichigo. Ichigo (stops crying): goes over and hugs Masaki Masaki: Its good to finally see you again Ichigo, I know it must have been hard on you since the day I died and knowing you, you probably blamed yourself for my death until the truth was revealed, right. Ichigo: releases the hug You mean Grand Fisher? Masaki: Yes Ichigo but its also due to my powers of a Quincy being stolen at around the same time. Ichigo: I wounded it but it got away after I saw your last thoughts. Isshin: I put an end to Grand Fisher when he was an imperfect Arrancar trying to go after Ichigo but instead went after Kon who was inside of Ichigo's body fortunately Ririn, Kurōdo and Noba were there helping because I might have not made it in time if they hadn't been there. Ichigo: And you couldn't have told me that he was dead? Isshin: Never could say it since when it happened I was still concealing my true identity from you and when I revealed my identity we had to focus on Aizen and I didn't bring it up during the 17 months you had no powers because it didn't seem right then the Quincy invaded the Soul Society and you needed to know about your past to forge your true Zanpakutō so that didn't seem like an appropriate time to reveal that I killed Grand Fisher. Masaki: Can we all just go about our business now since I got a clinic maintain again and a house to keep clean again. Taylor: And both of which have been slightly upgraded and grown while keeping the exterior of the clinic and house the exact same as before. Ichigo: Wait where is Grimm? Masaki: Oh your husband went to the bathroom or at least I'd assume that's where he was going since he was doing the bathroom dance.
Ichigo: Wait you know, mom. Masaki: Why yes, Ichigo, your Captain informed me when he resurrected me from the dead, he even resurrected my powers as such... uses her Heilig Bogen to prove her point my bow has returned. Taylor than uses his own Heilig Bogen confusing everyone present Taylor: What, did I ever say my only powers were Soul Reaper and Hollow? Taylor than proceeds to change into an Arrancar Taylor: Do not attack me just because I turned into an Arrancar. proceeds to release his resurrección by simply saying "resurrección" and now I revert proceeds to seal his resurrección upon saying the word "revert" and then proceeds to turn back to normal Ichigo: Why would I attack you if I don't attack Grimm who is an Arrancar? Taylor: Touché. Just than Grimmjow returns from the bathroom Grimmjow: I think you need a new toilet since it just broke. Taylor: You mean its clogged, right? Grimmjow: No, it literally broke into pieces. Ichigo: SO YOU ATTACKED IT WITH YOUR PANTERA? Grimmjow: No I sat on it and it broke. Isshin: Please tell me that the bathroom isn't flooded. Masaki: If it is than I'll have a giant mess to clean up. Rukia: Who knew Grimmjow had just a fat cat ass that he'd break a toilet. Renji: Yeah! Taylor: Now is not the time for that Rukia and Renji. proceeds to enter the house to deal with the toilet Everyone (except Taylor): hears a scream To Be Continued
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Taylor (from inside the house): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ichigo: What is he doing? Taylor runs out of the house looking like he just got fried by fire and lightning at the same time Ichigo: Ok its clear something went wrong. Taylor running around because he is on fire and keeps getting zapped by lightning by something can't be seen by anyone present Ichigo: Captain what's the matter. Taylor is too preoccupied to respond Ichigo: exits his body and runs over to Taylor Captain what's the matter? Taylor: Get this thing away from me so... gets zapped by lightning ...can get out of my body. Ichigo: Get what away from you? Taylor at that moment seems to have turned to ash Everyone: WTF JUST HAPPENED TO HEAD CAPTAIN TAYLOR! The being that attacked Taylor than shows himself to everyone Unknown: MUHAHAHAHAHA, Your Head Captain was pretty pathetic, I never expected him to be reduced to ash so quickly. Just than a Shakkahō hits the creature point blank in the back Taylor: Who said I was dead? That was just one of my clones used as decoys even if it means using them to fool even my allies to make the enemy believe that was actually me. Unknown: Oh so you tried to trick me! TAKE THIS! proceeds to send fire and lightning at Taylor Taylor deflects them with his hands Unknown: HOW! Taylor: Do you really think I'm a push over? If so let me point out my personally changes from laid-back and kind to aggressive and mean during combat so don't you dare thing you can attack me and expect me to bow down to you! proceeds to cut off the creature's arms Now you die. proceeds to cut off the creatures head Unknown: Damnit dies Taylor (to the creature): You never should have attacked me. Ichigo: WTF was that thing? Taylor: It kinda looked like a Jigoku no Gaki. Ichigo: A what? Since it didn't look like a Sinner like Kokutō. Taylor: That's because it was a Beast of Hell. Ichigo: But how did it get here I didn't see a Gate of Hell or a portal that Kokutō made. Taylor: That's because it opened one of these... opens a Hell portal which resembles a mouth before quickly closing it Ichigo: WTF how'd you do that? Taylor: Oh I have a bunch of powers I don't use that being one of them. opens are Garganta like an Arrancar does then steps through The Garganta closes Ichigo: Why are you heading to Hueco Mundo Taylor? Grimmjow: He already left, honey. Ichigo: I'm not an idiot Grimm. Meanwhile in Hueco Mundo At the Negal Ruins Taylor arrive through the Garganta At Las Noches Apacci: Master Harribel a Soul Reaper has just entered Hueco Mundo! Sung-Sun: Shall we attack them Master? Mila Rose: And tear them apart! Harribel: Lets wait and see why they are here first before jumping to conclusion that they are here to fight. Sung-Sun: As you wish Master. At the Negal Ruins Taylor: I swear I sensed hostile Quincy near here. Just than Apacci, Sung-Sun and Mila Rose watch from the shadows at the request of Tier Harribel Taylor: I can sense you three and if you are worried that I might be here to fight don't be since I have no intention of attacking you or Harribel, if I were I'd have arrived at Las Noches. Apacci comes down to fight Apacci: Fight me you twit... Wait you're wearing the Squad 1's Captains coat... Your the Head Captain aren't you? Taylor: Why yes I am but I'm not just a Soul Reaper, I'm human like Ichigo Kurosaki who I appointed as my Lieutenant, I'm a Quincy, Visored and Arrancar and Average Hollow, the Arrancar and Average Hollow are due to my Inner Hollow letting me use those forms at will. proceeds to change into Arrancar form As you can see I just changed into my Arrancar form which oddly has a number connected to it despite I didn't think Espada Tattoos are fused to the skin and instead are placed there by a Tattoo artist. Apacci: What number? Taylor: Why don't I just show you. proceeds to lift left pant leg to reveal a number that doesn't exist in any other form Apacci: WAIT THAT NUMBER IS 0! Taylor: Sure my spirit energy is stronger than Aizen and Yhwach combined with Ichigo added to that but that doesn't mean anything since I don't fight much unless provoked. So just because I can change my form I do not intend to still Harribel's throne. proceeds to change back into his normal form The reason why I came was due to sensing Hostile Quincy in this area while I was back in the World of the Living since when I opened a Garganta using this technique proceeds to open a Garganta like the Arrancar do I sensed Hostile Quincy through it.
Apacci: Why not just contact Harribel and have said that instead of showing up. Taylor: Because I was hoping to deal with it before you four got word that way that you didn't have to deal with it. Just then Tier Harribel showed up Harribel: That explains the Quincy Spirit Pressure I sensed an hour ago. Taylor: Exactly speaking of which... shoots a arrow at a nearby rock Candice and Meninas: Ahh! Taylor: WTF are you two doing here, weren't you killed by Auswählen? Candice: AND JUST WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HOW ARE YOU USING A HEILIG BOGEN DESPITE CLEARLY BEING A SOUL REAPER! Taylor: Correction I am human, born with Soul Reaper, Quincy and Hollow powers. Meninas: You sound like that Kurosaki guy. Taylor: If you mean Ichigo, He is my Lieutenant. Candice, Meninas and Harribel: WTF. Taylor: But unlike Ichigo, my powers weren't inherited directly since I didn't get my powers from my parents like Ichigo did but I got mine from one of my ancestors since my parents are normal humans. Ichigo got his Quincy and Hollow powers from his mother Masaki Kurosaki, while he got his Soul Reaper powers from his father Isshin Shiba who upon marrying Masaki took on her last name at least that's what I'd assume what happened. His sisters on the other hand only got one power each, Karin got Soul Reaper powers from Isshin while Yuzu got Quincy powers from Masaki and Yuzu was slightly effected by Auswählen but it only effected her ability to see spirits when I met them I helped them to unlock their powers with Yuzu I helped her be able to see spirits fully. Meanwhile in the World of the Living Ichigo returns from the bathroom Ichigo: It turns out Taylor left before fixing the damn toilet. Meanwhile in Hueco Mundo At the Negal Ruins Taylor: If you aren't hostile why are you here? Candice: We want a truce with the Arrancar and Soul Reapers. Meninas: Exactly. Harribel: I will respect your wish and I'm sure Nel will as well. Taylor: I can guarantee she will since she and Nnoitra settled their dispute and are now dating. So she can easily look passed past incidents. Candice: Then that just leaves the Soul Reapers. Taylor: I can't speak for every Soul Reaper despite being Head Captain but as Head Captain I can say that I will not start a war with you. Meninas: BTW have you seen Bambi, Gigi and Lil? Taylor: If you mean Bambietta Basterbine, Giselle Gewelle and Liltotto Lamperd, no I haven't seen them but I have heard that Giselle and Liltotto survived their assault on Yhwach but as for Bambietta last I heard was that Giselle killed her after zombifying her. Also I have to go now since I sense my Lieutenant getting mad because I left before repairing the toilet which his husband broke into pieces when he sat on it. Taylor proceeds to open a Garganta and enters it Meanwhile in the World of the Living Ichigo: WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING HIM SO LONG! Taylor exits the Garganta Taylor: If you are talking about me blame, Tier Harribel, Emilou Apacci, Franceska Mila Rose, Cyan Sung-Sun, Candice Catnipp and Meninas McAllon since they kept asking me questions. Ichigo: JUST FIX THE TOILET BEFORE MY BLADDER BURSTS! Taylor: FINE HOLD YOUR HORSES! Taylor proceeds to go into the house to reach the bathroom To Be Continued
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Taylor fixes the toilet and leave the house
Taylor: There its done.
Ichigo: Good. runs to the toilet
Taylor: I never saw him run that fast before.
Grimmjow: I have, lets just say him seeing chocolate getting vaporized gets him to run away that fast while crying.
Taylor: "Vaporized" as in eaten by someone else?
Grimmjow: No "vaporized" as in turned to ash.
Taylor: Well he has no worry about me doing that since I also go crazy for chocolate, especially factory made Chocolate Milk and Chocolate Cake. Though I've never ran away crying when seeing chocolate get vaporized, I have however ran as fast as him upon seeing any member of the family of bees which include wasps.
Grimmjow: So the new Head Captain of the 13 Court Guard Squads is scared of bees... You are just a wimp.
Taylor: I'm also scared of heights which doesn't activate if I'm walking on the air since then I don't have to fear falling and needles which ties into my fear of bees because what I fear most about bees is the possibility of being stung.
Grimmjow: At least you didn't say death.
Taylor: That goes without saying.
Grimmjow: You're a coward.
Taylor: Oh and I fear for my Fiancé Anthony's life.
Grimmjow: That is understandable since I fear for Ichigo's life.
Taylor: Speaking of Ichigo is it taking a long time on the toilet if its just pee since its been an hour.
Grimmjow: Should I go check on him?
Taylor, Rukia, Renji, Isshin and Masaki: Yeah we'd say you should.
Grimmjow: OK. proceeds to check on Ichigo
Grimmjow returns a moment later freaking out
Taylor: Please don't tell me he appears to be dead or that his bladder actually exploded before he managed to release it.
Grimmjow: THEN EXPLAIN WHY HE IS LIFELESS!
Taylor: Was he holding his Lieutenant's Badge in his hand?
Grimmjow: Yeah.
Taylor: Then it probably detected a Hollow and he went after it. proceeds to sense the area and then leaves when he senses Ichigo
Grimmjow: Well Taylor left.
Rukia: He probably detected Ichigo's Spirit Energy and went to his location.
Isshin: I'd go to but points to the gurney I have a patient.
Masaki: I have to take care of the house.
Renji: I'm not going if Rukia isn't.
Grimmjow: Well that means I have to go. proceeds to follow Taylor
Meanwhile at Karakura High School
Ichigo is fighting about 10 hollows with all 3 levels of Menos Grande
Taylor: Ichigo are you an idiot don't risk getting surrounded unless you knew I'd show up.
Ichigo: I knew you'd show yourself Taylor after all when we first met you were facing a group of Hollows.
Grimmjow: I'm here too, honey.
Ichigo: Grimm, try to attack using Cero or Gran Rey Cero so you and our unborn sons don't get hurt.
Grimmjow: On it.
Taylor: Ichigo, you and Grimmjow focus on the Gillian and the Adjuchas while I take on the Vasto Lorde and the lesser Hollows.
Ichigo and Grimmjow: Got it.
Taylor: Now, BANKAI!
Taylor says something inaudible and proceeds to fight using his Bankai
Grimmjow covers Ichigo by firing his Ceros and Gran Ray Ceros at the incoming Ceros
Ichigo defeats the Gillian and Adjuchas with ease while Taylor defeats the Vasto Lorde and lesser Hollows with ease
Taylor reseals his Zanpakutō
Taylor: There that's all of them. Now lets head back.
Ichigo and Grimmjow: Right!
Meanwhile at the Kurosaki Clinic
Rukia collapses at random
Renji: Rukia!
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Taylor, Ichigo and Grimmjow return
Ichigo: Renji, what's wrong with Rukia?
Renji: She just collapsed suddenly.
Just then Orihime arrives
Orihime: Rukia! runs over
Renji: How'd you know to come, Orihime?
Orihime: Tsubaki told me since I had him keeping an eye on thing just in case something happened and someone needed healing.
Taylor: I can quickly check her vital signs to see what exactly is wrong.
Renji: Go ahead.
Taylor proceeds to check Rukia's vitals and his expression changes to upset
Renji: WHAT'S WRONG TAYLOR!
Taylor: I don't know how to say it but she has no vital signs.
Orihime proceeds to attempt to heal Rukia but her Sōten Kisshun just breaks
Renji starts crying over Rukia's corpse
Taylor: Renji its possible she is still alive after all aren't the two of you in Gigai, if so her Gigai probably died and trapped her inside.
Renji (through his tears): I hope that's the case because I can't bear the thought of losing her.
Taylor proceeds to put on his Gokon Tekkō and pulls at Rukia's soul through her Gigai
Rukia: Thanks for that Taylor, I can't believe my Gigai could go and die on me since I though Gigai were artificial.
Taylor: They are but the organs are deigned to act like Human organs which includes the faults of such which means one of your Gigai's vital organs probably died which killed your Gigai, your first Gigai aka the one that Kisuke gave you to conceal the Hōgyoku proved that fact since you couldn't use Flash Step to chase after Shrieker's target who happened to be Chad and Yūichi Shibata who was stuck in the body of a parakeet at the time because of Shrieker making that fake deal with him, getting back to my point didn't you feel that your Gigai's Heart and Lungs were slowing you down? Yeah that is a poor choice to consider since the Gigai wasn't used to help you but Kisuke made it using the actual Gigai making technology the only difference he didn't make it to include power restoration and instead had it eat your Spiritual Pressure and I'm not saying he was trying to harm you since I highly doubt that was even in his agenda since he wanted to hide the Hōgyoku and you just happened to need a Gigai and yes he kind of duped you but his intentions were good if a bit misguided since you ended up getting harmed in the process and again I start talking about something unrelated to my point.
Rukia: Yeah you talk too much, Taylor.
Taylor: Well you need a new Gigai one that won't die on you so easily.
Taylor proceeds to take some kind of device out of his pocket and clicks something on the device he took out of his pocket which all of a sudden caused a lab equipment to appear
Taylor: There my portable lab is set up now to start working on that replacement Gigai and I could also work on replacement Soul Candies if you want, a type that makes it seem like you never left your Gigai which is the same type I use since mine are custom made so that the artificial soul takes on my personality that way no one gets confused on personality being changed. But that Soul Candy part is optional since I know how much you like Chappy since its based on a rabbit and you really love rabbits which tend to lead people to criticize what you draw when trying to draw something serious since most people don't take rabbits as serious beings due to their cuteness meaning its never that your drawings are bad since they are actually quite good its just you using rabbits or bunnies to show something serious means the person is likely to criticize the drawing because they can't take the subject seriously since the cute being isn't helping the mood and please do not hit me with your sketch book because I never once said anything bad about your drawings I simply said that when trying to illustrate a serious subject, using rabbits or bunnies isn't the best approach and the times Ichigo was like "your drawings suck" or anything of the sort, was a rude way of simply saying "I can not take what you are saying seriously because you are illustrating the subject using rabbits" I say this because your drawings don't suck. Again I went off subject.
Rukia takes out her sketch book and uses an empty page and starts drawing everything she has explained in the past using non-bunny related beings in the drawings
Rukia (showing her reworked drawings): This better Tay?
Taylor (looking at drawings): I'm not the one you need to convince since I already stated your drawings are good the person you need to convince is Ichigo after all he did more criticizing than anyone else.
Rukia proceeds to show Ichigo, her remade work of past subjects that she tried to illustrate to him in the past
Ichigo: Much better Rukia, now I can actually take those drawings seriously. I also apologize for going the rude way to explain what Taylor just did, if I had known that I needed to explain it then I would have.
Rukia: That's water under the bridge now.
Taylor then walks over to Rukia and places her replacement Gigai at her feet and a Soul Candy Dispenser with her head on it
Taylor: I did the Soul Candies up just in case you might want them in the future, Ichigo also has his own and I've got it added to the selection of Soul Candy options where its just listed as Custom since it is technically custom since it takes on the personality of the Soul Reaper who orders it. Oh and don't worry about replacements since the Soul Candy Dispenser auto replenishes so no matter what there will be one in there since it clones the only one in there to be used repeatedly and yes you could call them Mod Souls but they don't have any special abilities they are just average souls with the Soul Reaper's personality.
Rukia: Thanks Taylor. proceeds to enter her new Gigai Does this Gigai have an extended life or something?
Taylor: Not quite that Gigai is now tied to you like say my body is tied to me and Ichigo's body is tied to him, that way the Gigai will not drop dead and trap you inside this why it stays alive as long as you are alive but in the off chance it dies before then it has a safety measure in place where it'll eject you if you happen to be inside it at the time of its death and because its connected to you if it were to die suddenly just take it to me and I can bring it back to life. Oh and before you ask no the Gigai doesn't make you anymore human than you already are and that is based on appearance and the fact that you technically weren't born in the Soul Society but ended up dying soon after you were born here in the World of the Living speaking of which you'll probably be in for a surprise when you return to the Kuchiki Manor.
Rukia: Did my brother find love again?
Taylor: Not exactly, I resurrected your sister from the dead and I found something that might explain why she got sick and died and how the two of you died in the Would of the Living and it seems to do with glass being in her wrists which was slowly killing her after you and her went to the Soul Society because it was blocking her Spirit Energy which killed her from the inside. Isshin shows up Isshin: Like what Kisuke did to Aizen during the fight when Kisuke, Yoruichi and myself were fighting him though he did that before Yoruichi showed up. Taylor: Kind of but instead of special devices instead it was strange glass that attached to the soul and it just so happened that Hisana got the worst of it by shards of the glass penetrating her wrists which in turn cased her to have a different type of death by spirit energy buildup since instead of explosion it was causing her to become deathly ill and because it was placed there on her death when she died in the world of the living, the illness didn't take hold until she was close to finding Rukia who she had abandoned. Rukia: I am still upset with that fact. Taylor: Would you have preferred that she drag you around trying to care for you and you probably never meeting Renji since you never know if had she never abandoned you that Renji would have became a Soul Reaper since that idea was your idea when yours and his 3 friends had died, wasn't it? Rukia: Ok I see your point. Renji: I don't wanna think of what my life would have been like if Rukia and I never met. Ichigo: You are both my friends but please don't get all kissy while I'm around. Orihime: Oh is that why you barely kissed me while we are together? Ichigo: To be honest yes. Orihime: looks at Ichigo with a serious expression Koten Zanshun! Ichigo dodges Orihime's attack Orihime: Sure dodge it like its nothing you cocky bitch! Riruka shows up Riruka: Hey that was what I told Rukia when she dodged one of my attacks during my fight with her. Rukia: Yeah. Orihime continues to try and attack Ichigo Ichigo: I'm not your enemy Orihime, I can understand that you are heart broken but this isn't the way to deal with that. Orihime: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! Orihime sends another Koten Zanshun but this one looks like it could destroy a skyscraper Taylor: Enough! Taylor stops Orihime's attack Orihime: LET ME KILL HIM TAYLOR! Taylor: No! Think about what Kazui will think about you if you kill his father, I highly doubt he will forgive you even though you're his mother. Orihime: Fuck you're right. I never thought about Kazui's feelings on the situation. Just than Kazui walks in Kazui: Mom if you killed Dad, I'd call the cops on you and live with Grim-Dad and you'd just rot in prison. Taylor: I think that is going a little too far but I can tell that you'd only do that if she actually went through with it. Kazui: Exactly, Uncle Taylor. Taylor: Why are you addressing me as Uncle Taylor? Kazui: Because Dad said to treat you like family. Taylor: That does sound like Ichigo. Ichigo: Hey, I think of all my friends as family. Rukia: So you think of me as a sister? Ichigo: Yes. Renji: With me as your brother, not brother-in-law? Ichigo: At first but your marriage to Rukia made you a brother-in-law. Renji: Oh. Orihime: What about me? or am I just your Ex-Wife. Ichigo: No you went from Best Friend to Wife to Sister. Orihime: Uh you know how weird that sounds since we had a son together. Ichigo: Uh... Taylor: I don't find it weird since you aren't biological or adopted siblings you are only siblings based on thought so in the end its not weird. Ichigo: Thank you for explaining that Taylor. Taylor: No problem. Meanwhile in the Soul Society At Squad 13's Barracks A big explosion To Be Continued.
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Sentarō is injured in the explosion
Captain Isane Kotetsu and Lieutenant Kiyone Kotetsu show up
Isane: Kiyone contact Rukia and let her know what happened I will start healing the injured.
Kiyone: On it.
Kiyone proceeds to use Tenteikūra to contact Rukia
Sentarō: I don't think that will work... coughs while she is in the World of the... coughs Living.
Sentarō proceeds to pass out
Kiyone: Sentarō!
Isane: Kiyone focus on contacting Rukia I'll deal with healing Sentarō.
Kiyone: Ok, sis.
Meanwhile in the World of the Living
Taylor: I have a feeling to contact Squad 4...
Rukia: Why?
Taylor: I have a sinking feeling that something bad happened.
Taylor proceeds to contact Kiyone
Meanwhile in the Soul Society
At Squad 13's Barracks
Kiyone: I'm getting a call from Taylor Manshanden.
Isane: That is Head Captain Manshanden to you. Answer the call.
Kiyone answers the call
Meanwhile in the World of the Living
Taylor: Hi Kiyone, let me guess you were trying to contact Rukia.
Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Yes I was Head Captain Manshanden, sir but how did you know?
Taylor: Please just call me Taylor I didn't want the position that Shunsui forced on me... Part of me thinks that he faked his death to legitimize the will he made just to force me into this position and his Lieutenants joined him in hiding.
Kiyone (on Soul Pager): And why do you think that?
Taylor: Because I over heard Lisa talking with Nanao since they are dating and how I over heard Nanao mention that she was going into hiding with Shunsui.
Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Oh um can you inform Rukia to return because she needs to do her job while her Lieutenant is out of action.
Rukia: What happened to Sentarō?
Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Am I on speaker?
Taylor: Yes.
Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Ok, Rukia a bomb went off at your squad's barracks and you are the only Squad member who is fit for action since you weren't present when the bomb went off, we are still investigating where the bomb came from and who the hell planted it.
Taylor: I can help with the investigation.
Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Thanks, Taylor.
Rukia: Renji can you go get Ichika and meet me back in the Soul Society?
Renji: On it.
Renji leaves to find Ichika and Rukia opens a Senkaimon to return to the Soul Society
Grimmjow returns from what he was doing
Grimmjow: What did I miss?
Ichigo walks up to Grimmjow creep like
Grimmjow: Babe what's the matter? Did I do something wrong?
Ichigo doesn't say anything and gets closer and closer to Grimmjow
Grimmjow: I...
Ichigo cut off Grimmjow with a dip kiss
Taylor: I had a feeling that Ichigo was gonna pull that to catch Grimmjow off guard.
Orihime: I'm leaving!
Orihime proceeds to leave
Kiyone (on Soul Pager): I've got to go bye.
Kiyone hangs up the call and Taylor's Soul Pager just gives a line ended sound
Kazui: I heard most kids my age find kissing digusting but I find it quite appealing.
Taylor: I was the same way when I was a kid.
Masaki returns from inside the Clinic
Masaki: Aww my little Ichigo looks so cute kissing his equally cute hubby.
Isshin tries to sneaks away to see Ryūken
Masaki: Isshin there is no need to sneak away to see Ryū.
Isshin: I know but I wanted to see if I could manage it.
Ryūken: There is no need I just arrived.
Karin, Nozomi and Yuzu arrive
Karin: I brought beer!
Masaki walks over and takes the beer from Karin
Masaki: No beer, young lady!
Karin: I'm 23, mom, I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to drink.
Masaki: Oh I keep forgetting that you are no longer 4 years old... I'm gonna go deal with more house work...
Masaki walks away
Yuzu: Wait mom I'll help!
Yuzu follows Masaki
Nozomi: I don't think I should have drank any of that beer...
Nozomi passes out due to drunkenness
Karin: I guess my girlfriend is a lightweight but I still love her.
Karin proceeds to carry Nozomi to their room
Ichigo and Grimmjow start looking blue since they haven't ended their kiss
Taylor: Guys you need to take a break otherwise you are gonna suffocate to death.
Ichigo and Grimmjow ignore Taylor's warning
Taylor: Ok I guess you leave me no choice.
Taylor proceeds to get in between Ichigo and Grimmjow to separate them
Ichigo and Grimmjow: HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR ASSHOLE!
Taylor: I did that because you were turning blue which is a sign of suffocation.
Kazui walks to Ichigo and Grimmjow and gives them a hug
Kazui: I don't wanna think of a world with out either of you.
Ichigo and Grimmjow: Aww Kazui thank you.
Meanwhile in the Soul Society
At Squad 13's Barracks
Rukia: Who the fuck would plant a bomb in the barracks?
Renji and Ichika: We have no clue.
Rukia: That was a rhetorical question since I know the two of you wouldn't know.
Meanwhile in some unknown location located in the Soul Society
Shunsui: What the fuck did you do Genshirō!?
Genshirō: I dropped the bomb in the Squad 13 Barracks by accident, sir.
Nanao: We asked you to retrieve the bomb and bring it back here so we could dispose of it.
Shunsui: Nanao don't be so hard on him, the bomb was large and heavy so its not his fault.
Nanao: Of course sir.
Meanwhile in another unknown location located in the Soul Society
Unknown Guy: Why did it go off in a different location?
Unknown Minion Guy: Sir, it appears that someone moved the bomb.
Unknown Guy: WHAT?!
Unknown Minion Guy: Please forgive me, sir. I'll do anything to stay on your good side.
Unknown Guy: If you will do anything, swallow this.
Unknown Guy holds out his hand and he has a strange pill in it
Unknown Minion Guy: Of course sir.
Unknown Minion Guy takes the strange pill and swallows it
Unknown Minion Guy: I feel funny.
To Be Continued.
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Unknown Minion Guy: Uh...
Unknown Minion Guy looks down and notices that he is visibly swelling with fat
Unknown Minion Guy: Bǫlverkr sir does this mean I'm fired?
Bǫlverkr: No Nobuo, it may look like that but I simply want you fat and always by my side.
Nobuo: So you mean that I'm just gonna be immobile?
Bǫlverkr: Is that so bad, at least you won't be expected to do anything anymore.
Nobuo: Uh...
Bǫlverkr: I take it you don't like the fact that I always want you by my side... I understand...
Bǫlverkr turns around and starts to walk away slowly with his head down visibly depressed
Nobuo still mobile grabs Bǫlverkr's hand and pulls him in for a quick passionate kiss on the lips
Bǫlverkr: So you do like it?
Nobuo: I'm pretty sure my kiss should have been the answer to that.
Bǫlverkr: I guess you're right.
Bǫlverkr begins to passionately make out with Nobuo
Meanwhile in the World of the Living
Taylor: I have a sinking feeling that the ones behind the bomb are located somewhere in the Soul Society and that Shunsui was secretly trying to remove the bomb but his attempted failed.
Ichigo: And where did this come from all of a sudden?
Taylor: I had a vision moments before I said that but I couldn't tell locations of where Shunsui and his party or the enemies party was.
Grimmjow: What the fuck is wrong with you? There is no way to have visions.
Ichigo: Actually for Taylor there is since he can sense Hollows appearing at a certain location, hours before it appears and once predicted Karin coming out as lesbian.
Karin suddenly shows up
Karin: Its true, since when I came out everyone looked at Taylor and said and I quote "I guess Taylor actually can predict the future or at least have visions of it." and I followed that with "So Taylor knew ahead of time... Now I'm freaked out." and honestly I am still scared of Taylor.
Taylor: Don't worry Karin, I can't willingly look into people's futures, it just happens on its own.
Karin: That doesn't make me any less scared of you.
Taylor: There is one good thing about my visions it can help prevent tragedies when they can be avoided like say you make a decision and it ends up leading to your death I'm gonna have a vision a month before hand and I can warn you not to make that decision.
Karin: Ok that makes me less scared.
Taylor: That's a relief, now I need to call Rukia and let her know about the vision.
Taylor proceeds to call Rukia
Meanwhile in the Soul Society
In Squad 13's Barracks
Rukia: Ok it appears the bomb wasn't placed on purpose but that begs the question why it was here...
Rukia's Soul Pager being ringing
Rukia picks up her Soul Pager
Rukia: Hello?
Taylor (on Soul Pager): Hi, I had a vision that involves the bomb.
Rukia: Already then spill it Taylor.
Taylor (on Soul Pager): First it wasn't planned to be placed in your Squad's Barracks as for its planned location I don't know, I know Shunsui knew and was trying to get rid of it but Genshirō dropped it in your Barracks when retreating to Shunsui's location and I know the names of the two ones who planted the bomb and owned it the names are Bǫlverkr who is the leader and Nobuo the henchman or minion. As for what powers they possess I have no clue.
Rukia: That isn't much to go on but at least its something, Thanks Taylor.
Taylor (on Soul Pager): No Problem. I'm gonna hang up now, bye.
Rukia: Alright, talk to you later, bye.
Rukia hangs up her Soul Pager
Meanwhile in the World of the Living
Taylor: Now I need to figure out where everyone is, Ichigo you stay here and protect the World of the Living, I'm going to the Soul Society to locate Shunsui and get his knowledge of the events.
Ichigo: K, Tay.
Taylor proceeds to open a Senkaimon and enters it
Meanwhile in the Soul Society
Taylor exits the Senkaimon and is momentarily stopped by the guards who don't recognize him right away
Guard 1: Stop right there!
Guard 2: Wait a moment.
Guard 1: What is it?
Guard 2: Its the Head Captain, you idiot!
Guard 1: Oh, sorry sir.
Taylor: Not a problem, its good you take your job so seriously.
Taylor then proceeds to leave
In the Squad 13 Barracks
Rukia: It's gonna take forever to repair this place.
Taylor flash steps in to the Barracks
Taylor: Not exactly Rukia.
Taylor then proceeds to use something other than Kido and repairs the Barracks completely
Rukia: What are you doing here, Taylor?
Taylor: I'm here to figure out where Shunsui is hiding
Rukia: We aren't harbouring him or his lieutenants if that's what you are implying.
Taylor: I wasn't implying you were and we aren't talking about a criminal here so even if you were harbouring him neither you nor Shunsui and his lieutenants would be thrown in jail, what I am saying is that there must be a reason why Genshirō went through your barracks to return to Shunsui and that must mean that Shunsui's location is past your barracks.
Taylor proceeds to flash step out to find Shunsui without letting Rukia reply
Rukia: I should have known you'd do that Taylor, you always do that when you have something to do you leave a conversation without letting who you were talking to speak but then again that is a good quality in leaders since you don't stand idle.
Meanwhile at Shunsui's hideout
Nanao: Uncle, I sense Taylor Manshanden quickly approaching our location should we retreat, sir?
Shunsui: No need, since we aren't criminals and I know Taylor knows that we were trying to deal with the bomb so no one was harmed but we never took into account it's weight and failed to protect almost all of Squad 13, I have a feeling that Jūshirō is upset with me right now for nearly wiping out the Squad he previously headed before his sacrifice...
Shunsui began looking down and softly crying thinking about Jūshirō
Taylor soon arrived at the hideout
Taylor: It's alright Shunsui, I'm sure Jūshirō isn't upset with you despite what happened because you didn't stand idle and let the bomb go off, sure it still went off and nearly wiped out Squad 13 but it didn't wipe out it's original target nor did the enemy succeed in their plan since the bomb hit the wrong target, so it might not have been a complete success to stop the enemy but you did hinder their plans so I'd guess that Jūshirō is proud of you for that.
Shunsui: I hope so Taylor because I'd hate to find out that the man I...
Shunsui trailed off not wanting to say out of embarrassment
Taylor: He was the man you loved and would hate to find out that he is disappointed in you, am I right?
Shunsui: You knew? But yes that is what I'm getting at.
Taylor: Yes I knew, I'm pretty sure everyone knew but chose to respect both yours and Jūshirō's wishes and kept quiet about it all. Know that If Jūshirō hadn't passed away and you and him continued to keep quiet about it every time I would have seen you together I'd show my support in some way so that you'd both know that there is someone who knows and is willing to openly support you and your relationship, I'm currently doing that for Ichigo & Grimmjow, Uryū & Brandan, Isshin & Ryūken, Chad & Noba and Karin & Nozomi not to mention obviously supporting mine and my Fiancé Anthony's relationship since that goes without saying.
Just then there is an explosion just outside the hideout
To Be Continued
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Taylor: What the hell was that?
Shunsui: Seem like the enemy found us.
Nanao: Uncle what should we do now?
Genshirō: I don't think we can do anything, ma'am.
Taylor then walks outside
Shunsui: What are you doing Taylor!
Taylor doesn’t listen and continues outside
Outside the hideout
Taylor: Oh, Rukia why are you throwing bombs at the the hideout?
Rukia: They aren't bombs Taylor, they are Reishi explosions, Uryū is helping me since I wanted to get the attention of you, Shunsui, Nanao and Genshirō so we can brainstorm a way to get rid of the enemy also Ichigo came along because he insisted that he should help since he wants to actually act like a Lieutenant and Grimmjow followed him.
Rukia gestures to Uryū, Ichigo and Grimmjow before Uryū took his leave but he did stop to say something before he left
Uryū: I have nothing against helping here after all my boyfriend Brandan is a soul reaper but he started feeling nauseous suddenly so I have to take care of him, so I have gotta get back before his condition gets worse.
Taylor: Did you and him have sex before he started feeling nauseous?
Uryū: Yeah but what has that got to do with anything?
Taylor: Because that means he is only pregnant so before long he won't be nauseous but instead start having pregnancy pains.
Grimmjow: Does that mean I will start feeling pain too?
Taylor: No because in your case your Hierro prevents it.
Uryū: I'm not ready to be a dad.
Taylor: Lets see if Brandan takes kindly to hearing that you aren't ready to be a father.
Taylor begins calling Brandan who instantly picks up
Brandan (on soul pager): Yes Taylor, what is it?
Taylor: Did you know that you are pregnant?
Brandan (on soul pager): Yes but Uryū insists I'm just sick.
Taylor: Well Uryū just told me that he isn't ready to be a father.
Brandan (on soul pager): I am not either but, that isn't gonna stop me from trying, hey can you put me on speaker because I have something to tell to Uryū.
Taylor puts Brandan on speaker
Brandan (on soul pager): Uryū, I can understand that you aren't ready to be a father, to be perfectly honest I am not ready to be a mather but I am gonna try because I wanna over come not being ready by just going for it and I wanna do it with you by my side, and that is because I love you, Uryū, I love you with all my heart and if I had the money, I'd immediately try and tie the knot with you to be with you forever.
Uryū: Oh Brandan, I do, I do!
Brandan (on soul pager): But I don't have a ring.
Taylor: I decided that you, deserved a freebee and don't worry, you don't owe me anything.
Brandan (on the soul pager): But I didn't pick out the ring.
Taylor: Yes you did, remember when I took you to that ring shop and told you to look at for ring you wanted to buy to propose to Uryū with and you spotted that one but it costed too much and you said, 'This ring is perfect but, there is no way I could ever afford it' and walked away looking sad, I took the chance to buy it for you but you had left before I had a chance to hand it to you so you could think of the best time to propose to Uryū, so as a result I had to come up with the best way to help you propose without you knowing it. I had planned to help you get the ring from the start, but wanted it to be a surprise so I disguised my intentions as you just looking at rings, which clearly wasn't a smart move giving you assumed you'd never be able to get Uryū the ring, which you did since I was present with you, the guy at the cash register even clued into my intentions and said, 'You better catch up to your friend and give him the ring so he can propose to his boyfriend, since it looked like he is heartbroken and wants to end his life.' but I didn't manage to catch up with you and I didn't see you again until 3 months after since you wouldn't pick up your phone.
Brandan (on soul pager): Oh, sorry about walking away, you should have said something.
To Be Continued