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The Story Is On A Hiatus Due To Trying To Do It With The Mobile App Removes Italics And I Need A New
the story is on a hiatus due to trying to do it with the mobile app removes italics and i need a new computer because my last one/current one deleted its built-in wifi adapter
I had started the 11th part before it happened and its currently in drafts so as soon as i get a replacement computer i can continue the story
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Edited the original photo to fit me better since i am gay.
GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms. 13
Unknown Minion Guy: Uh...
Unknown Minion Guy looks down and notices that he is visibly swelling with fat
Unknown Minion Guy: Bǫlverkr sir does this mean I'm fired?
Bǫlverkr: No Nobuo, it may look like that but I simply want you fat and always by my side.
Nobuo: So you mean that I'm just gonna be immobile?
Bǫlverkr: Is that so bad, at least you won't be expected to do anything anymore.
Nobuo: Uh...
Bǫlverkr: I take it you don't like the fact that I always want you by my side... I understand...
Bǫlverkr turns around and starts to walk away slowly with his head down visibly depressed
Nobuo still mobile grabs Bǫlverkr's hand and pulls him in for a quick passionate kiss on the lips
Bǫlverkr: So you do like it?
Nobuo: I'm pretty sure my kiss should have been the answer to that.
Bǫlverkr: I guess you're right.
Bǫlverkr begins to passionately make out with Nobuo
Meanwhile in the World of the Living
Taylor: I have a sinking feeling that the ones behind the bomb are located somewhere in the Soul Society and that Shunsui was secretly trying to remove the bomb but his attempted failed.
Ichigo: And where did this come from all of a sudden?
Taylor: I had a vision moments before I said that but I couldn't tell locations of where Shunsui and his party or the enemies party was.
Grimmjow: What the fuck is wrong with you? There is no way to have visions.
Ichigo: Actually for Taylor there is since he can sense Hollows appearing at a certain location, hours before it appears and once predicted Karin coming out as lesbian.
Karin suddenly shows up
Karin: Its true, since when I came out everyone looked at Taylor and said and I quote "I guess Taylor actually can predict the future or at least have visions of it." and I followed that with "So Taylor knew ahead of time... Now I'm freaked out." and honestly I am still scared of Taylor.
Taylor: Don't worry Karin, I can't willingly look into people's futures, it just happens on its own.
Karin: That doesn't make me any less scared of you.
Taylor: There is one good thing about my visions it can help prevent tragedies when they can be avoided like say you make a decision and it ends up leading to your death I'm gonna have a vision a month before hand and I can warn you not to make that decision.
Karin: Ok that makes me less scared.
Taylor: That's a relief, now I need to call Rukia and let her know about the vision.
Taylor proceeds to call Rukia
Meanwhile in the Soul Society
In Squad 13's Barracks
Rukia: Ok it appears the bomb wasn't placed on purpose but that begs the question why it was here...
Rukia's Soul Pager being ringing
Rukia picks up her Soul Pager
Rukia: Hello?
Taylor (on Soul Pager): Hi, I had a vision that involves the bomb.
Rukia: Already then spill it Taylor.
Taylor (on Soul Pager): First it wasn't planned to be placed in your Squad's Barracks as for its planned location I don't know, I know Shunsui knew and was trying to get rid of it but Genshirō dropped it in your Barracks when retreating to Shunsui's location and I know the names of the two ones who planted the bomb and owned it the names are Bǫlverkr who is the leader and Nobuo the henchman or minion. As for what powers they possess I have no clue.
Rukia: That isn't much to go on but at least its something, Thanks Taylor.
Taylor (on Soul Pager): No Problem. I'm gonna hang up now, bye.
Rukia: Alright, talk to you later, bye.
Rukia hangs up her Soul Pager
Meanwhile in the World of the Living
Taylor: Now I need to figure out where everyone is, Ichigo you stay here and protect the World of the Living, I'm going to the Soul Society to locate Shunsui and get his knowledge of the events.
Ichigo: K, Tay.
Taylor proceeds to open a Senkaimon and enters it
Meanwhile in the Soul Society
Taylor exits the Senkaimon and is momentarily stopped by the guards who don't recognize him right away
Guard 1: Stop right there!
Guard 2: Wait a moment.
Guard 1: What is it?
Guard 2: Its the Head Captain, you idiot!
Guard 1: Oh, sorry sir.
Taylor: Not a problem, its good you take your job so seriously.
Taylor then proceeds to leave
In the Squad 13 Barracks
Rukia: It's gonna take forever to repair this place.
Taylor flash steps in to the Barracks
Taylor: Not exactly Rukia.
Taylor then proceeds to use something other than Kido and repairs the Barracks completely
Rukia: What are you doing here, Taylor?
Taylor: I'm here to figure out where Shunsui is hiding
Rukia: We aren't harbouring him or his lieutenants if that's what you are implying.
Taylor: I wasn't implying you were and we aren't talking about a criminal here so even if you were harbouring him neither you nor Shunsui and his lieutenants would be thrown in jail, what I am saying is that there must be a reason why Genshirō went through your barracks to return to Shunsui and that must mean that Shunsui's location is past your barracks.
Taylor proceeds to flash step out to find Shunsui without letting Rukia reply
Rukia: I should have known you'd do that Taylor, you always do that when you have something to do you leave a conversation without letting who you were talking to speak but then again that is a good quality in leaders since you don't stand idle.
Meanwhile at Shunsui's hideout
Nanao: Uncle, I sense Taylor Manshanden quickly approaching our location should we retreat, sir?
Shunsui: No need, since we aren't criminals and I know Taylor knows that we were trying to deal with the bomb so no one was harmed but we never took into account it's weight and failed to protect almost all of Squad 13, I have a feeling that Jūshirō is upset with me right now for nearly wiping out the Squad he previously headed before his sacrifice...
Shunsui began looking down and softly crying thinking about Jūshirō
Taylor soon arrived at the hideout
Taylor: It's alright Shunsui, I'm sure Jūshirō isn't upset with you despite what happened because you didn't stand idle and let the bomb go off, sure it still went off and nearly wiped out Squad 13 but it didn't wipe out it's original target nor did the enemy succeed in their plan since the bomb hit the wrong target, so it might not have been a complete success to stop the enemy but you did hinder their plans so I'd guess that Jūshirō is proud of you for that.
Shunsui: I hope so Taylor because I'd hate to find out that the man I...
Shunsui trailed off not wanting to say out of embarrassment
Taylor: He was the man you loved and would hate to find out that he is disappointed in you, am I right?
Shunsui: You knew? But yes that is what I'm getting at.
Taylor: Yes I knew, I'm pretty sure everyone knew but chose to respect both yours and Jūshirō's wishes and kept quiet about it all. Know that If Jūshirō hadn't passed away and you and him continued to keep quiet about it every time I would have seen you together I'd show my support in some way so that you'd both know that there is someone who knows and is willing to openly support you and your relationship, I'm currently doing that for Ichigo & Grimmjow, Uryū & Brandan, Isshin & Ryūken, Chad & Noba and Karin & Nozomi not to mention obviously supporting mine and my Fiancé Anthony's relationship since that goes without saying.
Just then there is an explosion just outside the hideout
To Be Continued
GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms. 6
Everyone: Who's there?
Rurichiyo: Rurichiyo Kasumiōji. Shū: Shū Kannogi. Kenryū: Ryūsei Kenzaki and Rusaburō Enkōgawa. Taylor: I'll get the door, Ichigo. Taylor opens the door to to Lady Rurichiyo, Lord Shū, Kenryū and Enryū Taylor: It's the Kasumiōji Clan's main members. Rurichiyo: And just who are you? Taylor: My name is Taylor, Lady Rurichiyo. I already know all of you, Lady Rurichiyo is the Head of the Kasumiōji Clan, Lord Shū is her fiancé, while you Sir Kenryū and you Sir Enryū are her bodyguards and guardians. Rurichiyo: Why yes that is true. Taylor: Do you also know that Sir Kenryū and Sir Enryū are also a married couple, Lady Rurichiyo? Rurichiyo: They are? If so that is news to me and in fact I would still love them since I already consider them as my adopted fathers so if they do reveal that they are married then that just means I can publicly refer to them as my adopted fathers instead as just my guardians and bodyguards. Kenryū: I um... Enryū: starts blushing and nudges Kenryū to tell Lady Rurichiyo Kenryū: We are... um... Taylor: Here catch Sir Enryū, throws something towards Enryū if you are so embarrassed about your voice then use that device I just tossed you and it can cloak your voice so its isn't so high pitched. Enryū (using the device): Yes me and Ryūsei are married and have been for quite a few years. Wow this device is working wonders, Thanks Taylor. Meanwhile in the Soul Society At Squad 12's Barracks Mayuri: wakes up You still alright Akon? Akon: Yep just fine, in fact can you adjust a little so my face is under you? Mayuri: adjusts like Akon asks Like this? Akon: muffed voice Yeah, this is heavenly. Uh Captain I love you. Mayuri: blushing Romantic love or just because I'm doing something you love? Akon: Romantic love! In fact if I had someway to propose marriage I would. Just then a ring shows up in Akon's hand while one shows up in Mayuri's hand and they hear Taylor's voice saying "Thank me later." Akon: Well that is convenient... Captain Mayuri, will you... Uh... Marry me? Mayuri: reaches down to take the ring from Akon's exposed hand to put it on his left ring finger Yes Akon, I will marry you! accidently farts after saying that sending the fart directly into Akon's mouth and inside of him Akon (inhaling what seems like an endless fart): proceeds to inflate like a fart balloon Rin Tsubokura walks in munching on cookies Mayuri: Hey Rin, HELP ME GET OFF AKON BEFORE HE EXPLODES BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP FARTING IN HIS MOUTH WHICH IS CAUSING HIM TO INFLATE! Rin: Oh... Right, Captain! runs over and tries to push Mayuri off Akon but isn't able to Hiyosu shows up because he heard Mayuri yelling Hiyosu (not paying attention to what is actually going on): Rin did you get into trouble with the Captain again? Mayuri: NO HE IS TRYING TO HELP ME GET OFF AKON WHO IS CURRENTLY INFLATING WITH MY FART! Hiyosu: Oh proceeds to help Mayuri get off Akon Mayuri is pushed up enough that Akon is able to climb out Akon (looking like a giant yoga ball with hands, feet and a head with him completely nude because his outfit tore to shreds): I don't mind being a naked flesh ball with my cock and balls showing as long as the Captain doesn't end our engagement or says he doesn't love me anymore. Mayuri: I don't mind in fact if you like it so much maybe Taylor can find a way to make you extremely stretchy and we can have sex where I inflate you with my farts as I have my cock up your ass! Akon: cumming at that sound of that I would love that Captain! Mayuri: And Akon, you can call me Mayuri now that we are engaged and therefore in a romantic relationship. Akon: OK Mayuri, my love! Meanwhile in the World of the Living Taylor: Not a problem Sir Enryū. What caused you all to come all of a sudden did something happen to the Kasumiōji Clan again like that time Shūsuke Amagai showed up or is it just a friendly visit like that Kemari tournament? Rurichiyo: Unfortunately a bit of a mix and I was hoping to have a friendly visit before the bad stuff came out. Taylor: There shouldn't be a reason why that isn't possible Lady Rurichiyo.
Rurichiyo: Also who exactly are you? And who is that blue haired guy with the exposed check bone, purple haired lady, little red haired girl, little orange haired boy who looks like Ichigo Kurosaki, the black haired man, the white haired man, the black haired lady, the light blonde hair lady, the green haired lady, the blonde haired busty lady, the half and half haired handsome man, the pink haired ninja dude, the red haired guy with the orange mohawk, the black haired man who gives emo vibes, the orange haired guy with the upper earlobe piercings and the eyebrow piercing, the turquoise haired lady, the long haired black haired man, the brown haired and blue eyed guy, the Auburn hunk, the green hunk and wait is that Kon? Taylor: The Blue haired guy is Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, he is Ichigo's Husband, the purple haired lady is actually magenta haired and her name is Riruka Dokugamine who may or may not be currently dating Orihime, the little red haired girl is Ichika Abarai, she is Captain R Kuchiki's and Lieutenant Abarai's daughter, the little orange haired boy is Ichigo's son Kazui Kurosaki who he had when he was pretending to be straight and was married to Orihime, the black haired man is Isshin Kurosaki who is Ichigo's father, the white haired man is Ryūken Ishida who is Uryū's father who is the boyfriend of Isshin, the black haired lady is Karin Kurosaki who I believe you briefly met when you had dinner at Ichigo's house, the light blonde haired lady is Yuzu Kurosaki who you probably met at the same time as Karin, the green haired lady is Nozomi Kujō who is Karin's girlfriend, the blonde haired busty lady is Ririn who you probably recognize as the little bird stuffed animal, the half and half haired handsome man is Kurōdo who you'd probably recognize as the bunny looking stuffed animal, the pink haired ninja dude is Noba who is the boyfriend of Chad, the red haired orange mohawk guy is Gō Koga, the emo vibe guy is Ulquiorra Cifer, the orange guy with the piercings is Anthony and he is my Fiancé, the turquoise haired lady is Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck, the long haired black haired guy is Nnoitra who is I'm gonna guess officially dating Nel, the brown haired blue eyed guy is Brandan who is dating Uryū, the Auburn hunk is attached to Yuzu, got no clue if they are dating, the green hunk is attached to Ririn, go no clue if they are dating and yes that is Kon who might be dating Kurōdo as for me my name is Taylor, a member of the 13 Court Guard Squads and like Ichigo I'm human and no I'm not a Substitute Soul Reaper I'm actually a full member of the 13 Court Guard Squads but not a member of a specific Squad since I'm allowed to change squads at will. Ichigo: If the Kasumiōji Clan needs help again I won't be able to help since I wanna stay by my husband's side during his pregnancy, but I'm sure Taylor can help you since he might not be a seated member of the 13 Court Guard Squads but he is as stronger than Shunsui Kyōraku who is the current Head Captain and I dare say that Taylor could have became the Head Captain if he were around before the war with the Quincy and Old Man Yamamoto's passing. Taylor: Ichigo I've told you before Head Captain Kyōraku offered me his position but I declined since I don't want a rank. Rurichiyo: Wait so you're next in line to be Head Captain, Taylor? Taylor: Not if I keep declining the position, which Head Captain Kyōraku keeps asking me about even though I've told him no about 1000000 times already. Its a good thing he doesn't try setting up a Will where it binds me to the position until my death with him either dying or faking his own death and going into hiding to make the Will take effect because if that were the case I'd have no choice but to take the position even though I don't want it and never will want it. Just then Shunsui Kyōraku shows up and hears what Taylor just said Shunsui (thinking): If Taylor wants to play it that way then so be it, I don't mind going into hiding since I miss my love Jūshirō and would like to get away from the memory of his passing... he flash steps away
Taylor (detecting that Shunsui was nearby): Welp there is a chance Head Captain Kyōraku heard me so it seems my days as a unranked member are officially number... I wish it weren't true since I hate the thought of having a rank even if it gives me authority to use a strategy that leads to less death for the allies. Since the most I prefer to do is advise the one who is in charge so I remain rankless. Just than an announcement sounds through Ichigo's, Karin's and Brandan's Substitute Soul Reaper Combat Passes Announcement: Head Captain Shunsui Sakuranosuke Jirō Kyōraku has died and his Will says that his successor is unranked member Taylor. Taylor please report to Central 46 and receive your captain's coat. Ichigo: Congratulations, Taylor! Taylor: DO NOT CONGRATULATE ME, ICHIGO! I SAID I NEVER WANTED THE DAMN POSITION! storms off Rukia: Wow Ichigo, nice going. Ichigo: Oh Shut up... goes to cuddle with Grimmjow Meanwhile in the Soul Society In Central 46 Chambers Taylor: Can you just give it to someone else? Since I don't want the position! Head Central 46 Member: No can do the Will binds you to the position. Taylor: Fuck I should have known I should have never said anything since he was always trying to hand the position to me. Head Central 46 Member: We do not care frankly and you are gonna need to choose a new Lieutenant since it appears that Nanao Ise and Genshirō Okikiba resigned following your predecessors death. Taylor: I take it, that it can be whoever I chose as long as they are a Soul Reaper. Head Central 46 Member: That is true. Taylor: Then I appoint Ichigo Kurosaki to be my Lieutenant. All of Central 46 Members: But he is a Human! SO NO THE ANSWER IS NO! Taylor: Have you forgotten the fact I AM HUMAN! BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE THEN IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING THE RULE BOOKS THAN YOU APPOINTING ME AS HEAD CAPTAIN IS AGAINST SAID RULE BOOK! Head Central 46 Member: It seems that you are correct so we grant you this and will allow Ichigo Kurosaki to be your Lieutenant. Meanwhile in the World of the Living At Ichigo and Grimmjow's Mansion Announcement: Will the new Squad 1 Lieutenant Ichigo Kurosaki report to Squad 1's Barracks immediately! Ichigo (confused): WTF Why am I the new Lieutenant of Squad 1? Announcement: You have been appointed as such by New Head Captain Taylor... Why is his last name not listed... Because the former Lieutenants resigned following Shunsui Kyōraku's passing. Grimmjow: Congratulations, honey! Ichigo: But how am I supposed to protect Karakura Town as a Lieutenant? Renji: Do you really think Taylor would order you to do something you aren't comfortable with? Because as a Lieutenant you can have people help you protect Karakura Town. Rukia: I think he is crazy to appoint you as his Lieutenant like what is wrong with him? Ichigo: Are you saying I'm not right for the job? Or are you saying that for another reason? Rukia: Because you have said "He was just a Substitute Soul Reaper. Screw the ramifications, I believe I owe him that respect, besides I plan to remain a Substitute Soul Reaper." I probably failed to quote what you said properly but still. Ichigo: That was 10 years ago Rukia. Rukia: So you don't wanna be a Substitute Soul Reaper anymore? Ichigo: I never said that what I'm saying is that I'm no longer opposed to being a full member of the 13 Court Guard Squads anymore. Rukia: Oh... Ichigo: Hey, Grimm walks over to Grimmjow I'll be back in a little bit. gives Grimmjow a kiss and opens a Senkaimon Meanwhile In the Soul Society At Squad 1's Barracks Taylor: Where is he? Squad 1 member: Captain sir, your Lieutenant has just arrived. Taylor: Thank you. Ichigo arrives at the Barracks Ichigo: Why's you call me here? Taylor: Do you have your combat pass? Ichigo (taking out his combat pass): Yeah its right here why... Taylor snatches Ichigo's Combat Pass from him Ichigo: Hey what are you doing Taylor? Taylor ignores him and puts it face down into a device which consumes it The device releases what looks like a Squad 1 Lieutenant's Badge
Taylor (picking up the Lieutenant's Badge): Here take it. Ichigo (taking it and flipping it over revealing that its still his combat pass): I see what you did Taylor, you used my Combat Pass and also made it my Lieutenant's Badge. Taylor: Exactly, that way you can still use Fullbring if you so desired. Ichigo: But Kūgo Ginjō took that from me. Taylor: I wouldn't be so sure. Give it a try. Ichigo give its a try and actually activates his Fullbring Ichigo: Wait, how is this possible? Taylor: When you got your Spirit Energy back it also gave you back your Fullbring since Ginjō wasn't able to take all of it, the Bulk of it remained. Ichigo: Oh. Taylor and Ichigo return to the World of the Living to find To Be Continued
GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms. 4
Ichigo: Tay can you get it?
Taylor: Sure. goes to the door to answer it Taylor opens the door to find Meanwhile in the Soul Society In the Rukon District Tōshirō: Hey Granny! Tōshirō's Grandma: says hi to Tōshirō Somewhere near Squad 7's Barracks Tetsuzaemon: Captain there you are! Sajin: wolf noises Tetsuzaemon: Taylor said he is willing to help you reverse your condition if you want. But asked to clone you first so that why the real you gets the completed formula instead of risking your death by using use to test the formula until he gets its perfect. Sajin: wolf noises Tetsuzaemon: So you're willing to do it Captain? Sajin: shakes his head up and down to reply Tetsuzaemon: Then I need to take a clump of your fur to send to him. Sajin: wolf noises Tetsuzaemon gets the clump of fur and sets it to Taylor via mail Meanwhile in the World of the Living Ulquiorra: Uh hi? Taylor: Oh Hey Ulquiorra I see you finally finished regenerating after I found that horn/ear thing. Ichigo: Who is it Taylor? Taylor: Its Ulquiorra! Ichigo, Orihime and Uryū (shocked): BUT WE WATCHED HIM DIE! Taylor: Yeah and I know Ichigo was clinically dead during the fight if it wasn't for Hichigo his inner hollow. Ichigo, Orihime and Uryū: THEN WHY ACT SO CASUAL AROUND HIM! Ulquiorra: I'M SORRY OK BUT BASED ON YOUR REACTIONS IT SEEMS LIKE NO MATTER WHAT I SAY OR DO IT WON'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU HATE MY GUTS SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST LEAVE! proceeds to leave Taylor: Give them a moment Ulquiorra. Ichigo: I guess its my fault that I ended up being clinically dead since you did give me a chance to surrender. Orihime: And you did finally understand heart in your initial last moments. Uryū: And you did help me realize I'm just as reckless as my friends which helped me during the Quincy War. Ulquiorra: ...I sense more people in there and a familiar Blue haired Arrancar's spirit energy Grimmjow: Yeah so what if you can see me, if you wanna pick a fight with me then forget about it since I don't wanna harm my unborn sons. Ulquiorra: What? Ichigo: Oh I'm married to Grimm and he is currently pregnant with my sons. Kazui: Aside from me since Dadjow is my Step Dad, my Mother flash steps to Orihime her. Ulquiorra: I'm so confused. Orihime: Let me explain Ichigo originally married me under a lie that he was straight and we had Kazui together and after the truth came out I divorced him so he can marry the person he actually loves. Ichigo: Yep that's the gist of it. Ulquiorra: And who is everyone else? Rukia: I'm Rukia Kuchiki the current Captain of Squad 13 though during the fight with Aizen was I merely a Squad 13 member. Renji: I'm Renji Abarai, Squad 6 Lieutenant and Rukia's Husband. Riruka: I'm Riruka Dokugamine, Fullbringer. Ichika: I'm Ichika Abarai, my parents are Rukia and Renji. Chad: Yasutora Sado, Fullbringer. Noba: Noba, Mod Soul. Ririn: Ririn, Mod Soul. Kurōdo: Kurōdo, Mod Soul. Kon: Kon, Mod Soul. Koga: Gō Koga, I am a Bount. Brandan: Brandan... sorry not gonna reveal my last name since I hate it so I plan to take my Boyfriend Uryū's last name, 4th Substitute Soul Reaper. Ulquiorra: ...How long has it been since I died? Taylor: About 10 years and 17 months. Ulquiorra: Wow no wonder everyone looks different and unrecognizable, well except for Grimmjow since the only difference his he looks like a tub of lard. Karin, Yuzu and Nozomi barge in with Isshin and Ryūken Ulquiorra: And who are you? Before you ask I just wanna know everyone's names and faces so I am not confused later. Karin: Karin Kurosaki, a sister to Ichigo Kurosaki, 3rd Substitute Soul Reaper. Yuzu: Yuzu Kurosaki, fraternal twin sister to Karin and a sister to Ichigo Kurosaki, Quincy. Nozomi: Nozomi Kujō, girlfriend to Karin, Mod Soul. Isshin: Isshin Kurosaki, father to Ichigo, Karin and Yuzu Kurosaki, former Captain of Squad 10. Ryūken: Ryūken Ishida, father to Uryū, Quincy... dating Isshin. Isshin: Really Ryū did you have to reveal that? Ryūken: Hey I love you so I was gonna eventual reveal it. Ichigo: Dad wtf. Isshin: Ichigo, I'm bisexual so do not think I no longer love your mother.
Uryū: Ryūken WHAT THE FUCK! Ryūken: Why do you always refer to be in such profanity, Uryū! Uryū: DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT ASSHOLE! Ryūken: I won't change the subject if you actually refer to me as father or dad if not Daddy! Uryū: Really Asshole you still expect me to call you that word like excuse me I'm over 27 so NO I'M NOT GONNA CALL YOU THAT LAST WORD EVER! Ryūken: What about the other two words? Uryū: Fine! Dad WHAT THE FUCK! Ryūken: Uryū, your mother and I were married politically not for love, I married her to please my mother who was the boss of the house, your Grandfather Sōken who was my father was the only one of my parents who accepted me for who I really was, your mother knew about that and agreed to the married just to please my mother, though my mother was trying to set me up with Masaki Kurosaki but she fell in love with Isshin Shiba, which frankly so did I and Isshin and I were dating until Masaki revealed she was pregnant which caused Isshin to end things with me to focus on his growing family, which caused me to have sex with your mother which led to your existence. Ichigo: Dad is what Uryū's father saying true were you having an affair with him before mother was carrying me? Isshin: No your mother knew and she allowed it. Uryū: So your saying my existence is solely based on Ichigo's existence? Ryūken: Yeah that about sums it up. Uryū: Well then, Thank you Ichigo for being born. Ichigo: Is that sarcasm? Uryū: No I am literally thanking you for being born, since its clear that if you weren't born my father wouldn't have even considered having sex with my mother and I would not be born. Taylor: Can we not talk about it right now like its really late. Ulquiorra: What time is it? Taylor: About 3 AM. Everyone (except Taylor): OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING SOONER! Taylor: I tried but no one would listen. Everyone (except Taylor): Oh. Everyone proceeds to go to bed The next morning Someone breaks down the door To Be Continued
I have an urge to show my belly off, since the last time I did it was quite a long time ago when I did that self wedgie. I just hope it doesn't get flagged
