Tayman001 - TayMan001 (Taylor Manshanden)

I noticed it's been awhile since I posted a picture of myself on here. So I thought that I should, I know my hair is messy.

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Sentarō is injured in the explosion

Captain Isane Kotetsu and Lieutenant Kiyone Kotetsu show up

Isane: Kiyone contact Rukia and let her know what happened I will start healing the injured.

Kiyone: On it.

Kiyone proceeds to use Tenteikūra to contact Rukia

Sentarō: I don't think that will work... coughs while she is in the World of the... coughs Living.

Sentarō proceeds to pass out

Kiyone: Sentarō!

Isane: Kiyone focus on contacting Rukia I'll deal with healing Sentarō.

Kiyone: Ok, sis.

Meanwhile in the World of the Living

Taylor: I have a feeling to contact Squad 4...

Rukia: Why?

Taylor: I have a sinking feeling that something bad happened.

Taylor proceeds to contact Kiyone

Meanwhile in the Soul Society

At Squad 13's Barracks

Kiyone: I'm getting a call from Taylor Manshanden.

Isane: That is Head Captain Manshanden to you. Answer the call.

Kiyone answers the call

Meanwhile in the World of the Living

Taylor: Hi Kiyone, let me guess you were trying to contact Rukia.

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Yes I was Head Captain Manshanden, sir but how did you know?

Taylor: Please just call me Taylor I didn't want the position that Shunsui forced on me... Part of me thinks that he faked his death to legitimize the will he made just to force me into this position and his Lieutenants joined him in hiding.

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): And why do you think that?

Taylor: Because I over heard Lisa talking with Nanao since they are dating and how I over heard Nanao mention that she was going into hiding with Shunsui.

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Oh um can you inform Rukia to return because she needs to do her job while her Lieutenant is out of action.

Rukia: What happened to Sentarō?

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Am I on speaker?

Taylor: Yes.

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Ok, Rukia a bomb went off at your squad's barracks and you are the only Squad member who is fit for action since you weren't present when the bomb went off, we are still investigating where the bomb came from and who the hell planted it.

Taylor: I can help with the investigation.

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): Thanks, Taylor.

Rukia: Renji can you go get Ichika and meet me back in the Soul Society?

Renji: On it.

Renji leaves to find Ichika and Rukia opens a Senkaimon to return to the Soul Society

Grimmjow returns from what he was doing

Grimmjow: What did I miss?

Ichigo walks up to Grimmjow creep like

Grimmjow: Babe what's the matter? Did I do something wrong?

Ichigo doesn't say anything and gets closer and closer to Grimmjow

Grimmjow: I...

Ichigo cut off Grimmjow with a dip kiss

Taylor: I had a feeling that Ichigo was gonna pull that to catch Grimmjow off guard.

Orihime: I'm leaving!

Orihime proceeds to leave

Kiyone (on Soul Pager): I've got to go bye.

Kiyone hangs up the call and Taylor's Soul Pager just gives a line ended sound

Kazui: I heard most kids my age find kissing digusting but I find it quite appealing.

Taylor: I was the same way when I was a kid.

Masaki returns from inside the Clinic

Masaki: Aww my little Ichigo looks so cute kissing his equally cute hubby.

Isshin tries to sneaks away to see Ryūken

Masaki: Isshin there is no need to sneak away to see Ryū.

Isshin: I know but I wanted to see if I could manage it.

Ryūken: There is no need I just arrived.

Karin, Nozomi and Yuzu arrive

Karin: I brought beer!

Masaki walks over and takes the beer from Karin

Masaki: No beer, young lady!

Karin: I'm 23, mom, I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to drink.

Masaki: Oh I keep forgetting that you are no longer 4 years old... I'm gonna go deal with more house work...

Masaki walks away

Yuzu: Wait mom I'll help!

Yuzu follows Masaki

Nozomi: I don't think I should have drank any of that beer...

Nozomi passes out due to drunkenness

Karin: I guess my girlfriend is a lightweight but I still love her.

Karin proceeds to carry Nozomi to their room

Ichigo and Grimmjow start looking blue since they haven't ended their kiss

Taylor: Guys you need to take a break otherwise you are gonna suffocate to death.

Ichigo and Grimmjow ignore Taylor's warning

Taylor: Ok I guess you leave me no choice.

Taylor proceeds to get in between Ichigo and Grimmjow to separate them

Ichigo and Grimmjow: HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR ASSHOLE!

Taylor: I did that because you were turning blue which is a sign of suffocation.

Kazui walks to Ichigo and Grimmjow and gives them a hug

Kazui: I don't wanna think of a world with out either of you.

Ichigo and Grimmjow: Aww Kazui thank you.

Meanwhile in the Soul Society

At Squad 13's Barracks

Rukia: Who the fuck would plant a bomb in the barracks?

Renji and Ichika: We have no clue.

Rukia: That was a rhetorical question since I know the two of you wouldn't know.

Meanwhile in some unknown location located in the Soul Society

Shunsui: What the fuck did you do Genshirō!?

Genshirō: I dropped the bomb in the Squad 13 Barracks by accident, sir.

Nanao: We asked you to retrieve the bomb and bring it back here so we could dispose of it.

Shunsui: Nanao don't be so hard on him, the bomb was large and heavy so its not his fault.

Nanao: Of course sir.

Meanwhile in another unknown location located in the Soul Society

Unknown Guy: Why did it go off in a different location?

Unknown Minion Guy: Sir, it appears that someone moved the bomb.

Unknown Guy: WHAT?!

Unknown Minion Guy: Please forgive me, sir. I'll do anything to stay on your good side.

Unknown Guy: If you will do anything, swallow this.

Unknown Guy holds out his hand and he has a strange pill in it

Unknown Minion Guy: Of course sir.

Unknown Minion Guy takes the strange pill and swallows it

Unknown Minion Guy: I feel funny.

To Be Continued.

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Rukia: Taylor enough with the melodrama?

Taylor: I'm not being melodramatic.

Ichigo: Hey that was the same thing I said to Kenryū, Rukia, and Taylor that was the same thing Kenryū replied to me with.

Just then Kenryū, Enryū, Rurichiyo and Shū appeared

Kenryū: You never change do you Ichigo?

Ichigo: Hey I changed, I’m no longer living in the closet or pretending I’m something I’m not.

Rurichiyo: What do you mean, no longer living in the closet and pretending you are something you are not, is that some kind of human slang for something I have not heard of?

Shū: I think he means, that he was closeted about being gay, and pretending he was straight, Rurichiyo.

Rurichiyo: Wait, Ichigo, you’re gay?

Grimmjow begins gripping Ichigo’s arm

Ichigo: Yes and Grimmjow here is my husband.

Rurichiyo: Awesome that means you’re like Ken-Dad and En-Dad.

Kenryū and Enryū begin staring at each other and blushes since she had only started calling them that after they revealed that they were married 

Just then a Senkaimon opened and Kazui, Masaki, Isshin, Karin, Yuzu, Nozomi, Chad, Noba, Kurōdo, Ririn, Orihime, Riruka, Ryūken, Uryū and Brandan pop out 

Kazui runs over to Ichigo and Grimmjow and hugs them

Masaki: Kazui sensed that you would need some help Ichigo, so when he told me I got everyone together to come and help, though Uryū was reluctant when Brandan convinced him and he was still able to fight Uryū agreed.

Uryū: Hey Masaki that wasn’t called for.

Ichigo: Uryū why are you talking to my mom like you are her cousin?

Ryūken: Because she is my first cousin, which makes Uryū and you second cousins Ichigo.

Ichigo: So you’re my first cousin once removed since you’re my mother’s first cousin and I am her son which means I am the generation after her.

Ryūken: I see you catch on rather quickly, unlike your father, no offence but he is rather slow at time, but that is what I love about him.

Isshin: Hey I can’t help it if my Shiba clan blood prevents me from being quick on my brain.

Just then Kūkaku Shiba and Ganju Shiba show up

Kūkaku: Uncle, I am surprised to see you after so long.

Isshin: Well crap, I was hoping that Ichigo wouldn’t find out that you and him are first cousins.

Ichigo: I had a feeling but that just confirmed it, I had suspected for a while that Kūkaku and Ganju were my first cousins even before you told me that you were once Isshin Shiba, captain of Squad 10, Dad, since Ganju and me butted heads when we first met, almost exactly like how you butted heads with me when I was growing up, and Kūkaku trusted me from the start despite what happened to Kaien.

Kūkaku: I wouldn’t be head of the Shiba clan if I couldn’t tell that you’re my cousin, Ichigo.

Ganju: No wonder, I never felt sexually or romantically attracted to Ichigo.

Ichigo: Everyone knows you’re gay Ganju, you never exactly hid that, I remember waking up on time when saving Rukia and saw you and Hanatarō having sex and it was clear that you both were enjoying it and that neither if you forced it on each other.

Kūkaku: That explains why he has been disappearing once every day since he returned from saving Rukia, well at least he found love, so I’m not complaining.

Ganju: Kūkaku I’ve been wondering, and its fine if you don’t wanna answer but, have you found anyone?

Kūkaku: If I am being truly honest, no because I just don’t wanna find anyone be it man or woman, since I’m asexual when it comes to love, as for sex, I’m bisexual, so I am no virgin, I even had my tubes tied so I couldn’t get pregnant, don’t get me wrong I love kids but not the idea of being pregnant with them.

Ganju: What does that mean for the Shiba clan?

Just then Hanatarō comes running and hugs Ganju with a smile on his face

Ganju: Babe what are you doing here?

Hanatarō: Well I have something to tell you, Honey.

TO BE CONTINUED

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Taylor: What the hell was that?

Shunsui: Seem like the enemy found us.

Nanao: Uncle what should we do now?

Genshirō: I don't think we can do anything, ma'am.

Taylor then walks outside

Shunsui: What are you doing Taylor!

Taylor doesn’t listen and continues outside

Outside the hideout

Taylor: Oh, Rukia why are you throwing bombs at the the hideout?

Rukia: They aren't bombs Taylor, they are Reishi explosions, Uryū is helping me since I wanted to get the attention of you, Shunsui, Nanao and Genshirō so we can brainstorm a way to get rid of the enemy also Ichigo came along because he insisted that he should help since he wants to actually act like a Lieutenant and Grimmjow followed him.

Rukia gestures to Uryū, Ichigo and Grimmjow before Uryū took his leave but he did stop to say something before he left

Uryū: I have nothing against helping here after all my boyfriend Brandan is a soul reaper but he started feeling nauseous suddenly so I have to take care of him, so I have gotta get back before his condition gets worse.

Taylor: Did you and him have sex before he started feeling nauseous?

Uryū: Yeah but what has that got to do with anything?

Taylor: Because that means he is only pregnant so before long he won't be nauseous but instead start having pregnancy pains.

Grimmjow: Does that mean I will start feeling pain too?

Taylor: No because in your case your Hierro prevents it.

Uryū: I'm not ready to be a dad.

Taylor: Lets see if Brandan takes kindly to hearing that you aren't ready to be a father.

Taylor begins calling Brandan who instantly picks up

Brandan (on soul pager): Yes Taylor, what is it?

Taylor: Did you know that you are pregnant?

Brandan (on soul pager): Yes but Uryū insists I'm just sick.

Taylor: Well Uryū just told me that he isn't ready to be a father.

Brandan (on soul pager): I am not either but, that isn't gonna stop me from trying, hey can you put me on speaker because I have something to tell to Uryū.

Taylor puts Brandan on speaker

Brandan (on soul pager): Uryū, I can understand that you aren't ready to be a father, to be perfectly honest I am not ready to be a mather but I am gonna try because I wanna over come not being ready by just going for it and I wanna do it with you by my side, and that is because I love you, Uryū, I love you with all my heart and if I had the money, I'd immediately try and tie the knot with you to be with you forever.

Uryū: Oh Brandan, I do, I do!

Brandan (on soul pager): But I don't have a ring.

Taylor: I decided that you, deserved a freebee and don't worry, you don't owe me anything.

Brandan (on the soul pager): But I didn't pick out the ring.

Taylor: Yes you did, remember when I took you to that ring shop and told you to look at for ring you wanted to buy to propose to Uryū with and you spotted that one but it costed too much and you said, 'This ring is perfect but, there is no way I could ever afford it' and walked away looking sad, I took the chance to buy it for you but you had left before I had a chance to hand it to you so you could think of the best time to propose to Uryū, so as a result I had to come up with the best way to help you propose without you knowing it. I had planned to help you get the ring from the start, but wanted it to be a surprise so I disguised my intentions as you just looking at rings, which clearly wasn't a smart move giving you assumed you'd never be able to get Uryū the ring, which you did since I was present with you, the guy at the cash register even clued into my intentions and said, 'You better catch up to your friend and give him the ring so he can propose to his boyfriend, since it looked like he is heartbroken and wants to end his life.' but I didn't manage to catch up with you and I didn't see you again until 3 months after since you wouldn't pick up your phone.

Brandan (on soul pager): Oh, sorry about walking away, you should have said something.

To Be Continued

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Taylor: Oh, sorry about that, Ichigo.

Ichigo: Don't just say sorry Taylor, FIX THE CLINIC! Taylor proceeds to fix the Kurosaki Clinic Meanwhile in the Soul Society Aizen: Captain Hirako, I apologize for what I did to you and the others. Shinji: And why are you saying that to me? Aizen: I also apologized to Captain Muguruma regarding the same incidence. Shinji: Well there are some people you can't apologize to and they are, Hiyori, Love and Hachi since they are still in the World of the Living. Aizen: Then where are the ones I can apologize to aside from you and Captain Muguruma? Shinji: Rose is usually in Squad 3's Barracks playing his Guitar while Izuru dancing to it, Lisa is usually in Squad 8's Barracks gossiping with her Lieutenant and Mashiro is usually at Squad 9's Barracks and she is probably steamed that Kensei and Shūhei are taking time off just because Shūhei is on his last month of his pregnancy. Kensei: And if she is steamed I will punch her black and blue. Shinji and Aizen are concerned Shūhei: He was only joking you two, Kensei might feel like punching her at time, so do I, but never follows through with the feeling to punch her, neither do I. Kensei: Exactly. Just then Momo returns from Squad 10's Barracks Momo (not paying attention to who is present): Captain I'm back! Aizen: Perfect timing, Momo. Momo (freaked out): A-Aizen? W-what are y-you doing h-here? Aizen: There is no need to freak out Momo. I would like to apologize for what I did to you and unlike that one time you saw me in the Seijōtōkyorin, I genuinely mean it this time. I hope you have recovered from both stabbings, I particularly regret swapping places with you and causing Captain Hitsugaya to stab you after all he is your childhood friend. Momo: THEN WHY'D YOU DO IT! Aizen: Because I feared I would never meet my equal, yes I understand if that is a lame reason but blame the fact I'm insecure about stuff like that. runs off crying Momo: Oops I think I made him cry. runs after him Meanwhile in the World of the Living Taylor finishes fixing the Kurosaki Clinic and also secretly upgrading it while he was at it but still keeping it Clinic status Isshin: Its BACK!!! Just then someone unexpected exits the clinic Masaki: Before you ask yes Taylor resurrected me and yes I approve of Isshin's relationship with Ryū. Ichigo (starts crying): Mom... Masaki: Grown men like you shouldn't be crying, Ichigo. Ichigo (stops crying): goes over and hugs Masaki Masaki: Its good to finally see you again Ichigo, I know it must have been hard on you since the day I died and knowing you, you probably blamed yourself for my death until the truth was revealed, right. Ichigo: releases the hug You mean Grand Fisher? Masaki: Yes Ichigo but its also due to my powers of a Quincy being stolen at around the same time. Ichigo: I wounded it but it got away after I saw your last thoughts. Isshin: I put an end to Grand Fisher when he was an imperfect Arrancar trying to go after Ichigo but instead went after Kon who was inside of Ichigo's body fortunately Ririn, Kurōdo and Noba were there helping because I might have not made it in time if they hadn't been there. Ichigo: And you couldn't have told me that he was dead? Isshin: Never could say it since when it happened I was still concealing my true identity from you and when I revealed my identity we had to focus on Aizen and I didn't bring it up during the 17 months you had no powers because it didn't seem right then the Quincy invaded the Soul Society and you needed to know about your past to forge your true Zanpakutō so that didn't seem like an appropriate time to reveal that I killed Grand Fisher. Masaki: Can we all just go about our business now since I got a clinic maintain again and a house to keep clean again. Taylor: And both of which have been slightly upgraded and grown while keeping the exterior of the clinic and house the exact same as before. Ichigo: Wait where is Grimm? Masaki: Oh your husband went to the bathroom or at least I'd assume that's where he was going since he was doing the bathroom dance.

Ichigo: Wait you know, mom. Masaki: Why yes, Ichigo, your Captain informed me when he resurrected me from the dead, he even resurrected my powers as such... uses her Heilig Bogen to prove her point my bow has returned. Taylor than uses his own Heilig Bogen confusing everyone present Taylor: What, did I ever say my only powers were Soul Reaper and Hollow? Taylor than proceeds to change into an Arrancar Taylor: Do not attack me just because I turned into an Arrancar. proceeds to release his resurrección by simply saying "resurrección" and now I revert proceeds to seal his resurrección upon saying the word "revert" and then proceeds to turn back to normal Ichigo: Why would I attack you if I don't attack Grimm who is an Arrancar? Taylor: Touché. Just than Grimmjow returns from the bathroom Grimmjow: I think you need a new toilet since it just broke. Taylor: You mean its clogged, right? Grimmjow: No, it literally broke into pieces. Ichigo: SO YOU ATTACKED IT WITH YOUR PANTERA? Grimmjow: No I sat on it and it broke. Isshin: Please tell me that the bathroom isn't flooded. Masaki: If it is than I'll have a giant mess to clean up. Rukia: Who knew Grimmjow had just a fat cat ass that he'd break a toilet. Renji: Yeah! Taylor: Now is not the time for that Rukia and Renji. proceeds to enter the house to deal with the toilet Everyone (except Taylor): hears a scream To Be Continued