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Friendly reminder to check your child's Halloween candy this year, I just found an endless labyrinth of physically-impossible tunnels reflecting the descent into madness of multiple unreliable narrators, each with their own obsessive goal that they pursue to the point of harming themselves inside of a snickers bar

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

I hope in season 6 Marinette commits even more crimes. I hope she steals a cellphone in every episode. I hope she breaks into every house in Paris. I love when Marinette is an illegal perpetrator. God forbid women have hobbies. Is it a sin to let girls have fun?? I didn't think so. Your honor my client can do whatever she wants because I said so. Her boyfriend loves her for it he can bail her out of silly crime jail it's fine.

I love the fact that more or less whatever I reblog will come up on at least one of my unsuspecting friends dashes one day. This is all part of my evil scheme to get everyone I know addicted to the media I like. Yes, this fanart. Yes this essay. Interesting, right? This character is pretty, right?They will become curious, and it will be their downfall (they will engage in my fixations and i will talk at them for >2 hours)

Propaganda:

Nevermore:

Hand Jumper:

Oh so she’s always been like that got it

i hope no one in this comic gets therapy bc whatever they have going on rn is way funnier. anyway read hand jumper by @sleepacross!!! 💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

drawn for the 2024 @yuriolympics Bonus Round 4

i always thought it was interesting (and fitting) that sleepacross chose to associate sayeon with the king piece as opposed to the queen piece.

although you have to kill or capture the king in order to win a game of chess, the king is arguably the weakest piece in the game, only being able to move one square in any direction. in contrast, the queen can move any number of squares in any direction: horizontally, vertically, or diagonally.

while the other trainees can create bombs, summon blades from their hands, and literally manipulate their own blood, sayeon is given the ability to turn back time for 20 seconds (and 60 seconds if she tries really hard). her gift is not powerful on it’s own, nor is it the most useful in a combat. some might even consider her to be one of, if not the weakest aberrant among the trainees of her year.

instead, sayeon’s power lies in neither her physical capabilities nor her gift (though she can hold her in a physical fight), but her intelligence, her ability to extract information, manipulate variables (whether it be objects or people) to her advantage, and adapt to her given situation.

so while she isn’t overtly dangerous or strong, she still manages to be quite a formidable opponent.

sayeon from hand jumper and annabel lee from nevermore would be besties like if you look up gaslight gatekeep girlboss in the dictionary, their mugshots would show up

Got told I 'radiate queer socialism' today anyway @torsrighteye I most likely paraphrased that correct me if you must

Hello dear! I am Ahmed, a Palestinian from northern Gaza, and now I am in Egypt since a week before the war and I did not know how to return to my family. My home, my only source of livelihood, and my storehouse of goods were destroyed and all my money was burned. I ask you to support my campaign to help me achieve my goal. I am in dire need of your support now to help me establish a new home and a new source of income. Gaza is a very dangerous place in terms of living and lives. Most of my family consists of young children. I need your financial support to enable me to obtain basic needs. Please help a family survive through your small donations or by sharing them with others. Thank you very much for standing by those in need. 😭

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To all Palestine supporters 🇵🇸🚨

To the kind-hearted ❤️🇵🇸

We still need less than 720€ to reach our short-term goal of 26k€ ‼️

Your donations are important for our survival💔

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My name is Tarneem Sami, and I live in the Shuja'iyya neighborhood of Gaza 🇵🇸 with my three children. I lost my husband, Ahmed, while he was trying to get supplies for us. We live in constant fear and face severe shortages of food and medicine.

I need your help to save my children from hunger and disease. Every donation, no matter how small, can make a significant difference in our lives. If you cannot donate, please share my message to reach those who can help us.

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Heloo

Im Mahmoud from Gaza ..i need your help if you can

Please donate to save my life and my family 🍉🇵🇸

My link in bio

Asking for help is not easy .l request a small donation of $ 15 or $25 from each person .$35 will save my family and help me cover travel expenses and rebuild.what's left of my home

you can deliver your regards

throgh link (please see my bio)https://www.gofundme.com/f/helping-gaza-family-to-get-out

My account has been verified by @90-ghost

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Hello🤗,

I hope you are well 🌹.

I am abdulsalam ahmed from gaza city palestine 🇵🇸 , married, and have a girls, live in bad situations, and we face death every day in gaza war, we hope if you can help me and my family please to be save 🙏

Please reblog and donate to my family to escape gaza city to safety place 🙏

Can you reblog my post ? On my account 😞 plz🙏

Any small donations can make difference to my family lives 🍉

I'm answering the ones left over in my inbox, but this I won't be answering any more after this

I'm really sorry, but I can't do anything to help, and considering the most notes I've ever had on one of the asks I've answered was two, and that was someone telling me the campaign was a scam, no one is reading them. I don't want to be dealing with the guilt and stress of being told I don't care about causes I do care about, or told that I have no humanity if I don't put this on my blog. I get about 5 donation asks if I post just one. I'll post the last one or two in my inbox after pinning this, but at least for now I won't be answering any more. Even if I had money to donate, I don't have the option to (since, along with op I am a minor). Edit: I have emptied my inbox of the remaining asks, I won't be answering any more for now

Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

Gn 4'11 on a good day with heels @torsrighteye

I used this picrew for my ocs a while ago lmao

They had saiki and and death note so yay!!!!

@sssssaaaaaaammmm @mapsareforbraindeads

Open tags too :D

Oh! Tag game time!

This quiz:

And this picrew:

Picrew

Panqueques maker

This is my second Picrew! Feel free to use it as an icon on any social media. Please do not use it as an NFT or for any profit. All re

@discount-oranges @mutsuowo @littlefaefeather @yourassimcomingforit @overwhelmedandlonely @gayferret420 @testostergnome

And anyone else who wants to join :D

Yeah I'm stealing your art skills

The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love