My Life Just Turned Black. I'll Miss You Terribly, My Little Bundle Of Joy, The Love Of My Life. My Heart

My life just turned black. I'll miss you terribly, my little bundle of joy, the love of my life. My heart is heavy with sadness but still hoping you stopped suffering. Find me again and let's live life together once more. I'll love you for life and beyond my wonderful Paca.

Uh sorry, wtf Kim Namjoon??!?!!? What's this fucking master piece???!?

Ahahaha

Jin: when people get a little too friendly with me, I like to call then by the wrong name to let them know we're not actually friends

Yoongi: that's a genius move

Jin: Thank you

Yoongi: no problem, Jim

Can't wait for him to wake me up from my delulu 💜

what impossible dreams we armys dream 💀 [cr. appletape, qdeoks]

Bahahaha!

most to least likely to still love you if you were a worm

jk: i have him on the record saying 🤨👓🤏 “if you were bugs, i’d be a bug collector. i’ll give you water, give you a meal, raise each of you prettily. i’ll make a forest of my house”

joon: he’d put you in a jar to keep you safe while he’s fixing up a nice terrarium to that would be a perfect habitat; soil nice and moist, temperature good; you’d be well taken care of <3

jimin: if he saw you struggling trying to cross the sidewalk on a hot day he’d stop and stare concerned for a few minutes before rushing to grab a pen or something to pick you up and make sure you make it safely to the grass; sets out leaves for you to eat bc he’s confused caterpillars and worms

tae: he’d see you and think you’re cute and pick you up bc he remembers doing it when he was little but is offput by your texture and accidentally flings you away; he hopes you’re okay tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yoongi: not really like he won’t actively try to kill you or anything but you gotta live your bug life and he gotta live his human life and they is not intertwined

hobi: no sorry you’re now gross and slimy and he can deal with the knowledge that you exist but his feelings toward you are neutral at best; don’t go in his house

jin: no. splat.

I'm a kid