Maybe I'd Sleep Better If I Had A Robot In My Arms To Cuddle With

Maybe I'd sleep better if I had a robot in my arms to cuddle with

God I love slutty robots, it's good if their built for it i suppose but it's better if they're not

If they're built for a function, built for efficiency but they fucking need it. Poor thing can't do its job until you make it come its brains out. Railing it and tugging on its wires until all it spits out is errors codes

You're practically begging to be shooshpapped into oblivion in a pile and told that you're a good bot.

I don't know who you are but you have me pinned down too well

...That might not've been the best wording but I don't care

lightly dragging your fingers down the metallic skin of your robot and smiling when the small zaps of static electricity make them involuntarily twitch

Alright I'm just gonna talk for a second because this is really important to me

Guys. Pet names?? Pet names are so good. And to eliminate any confusion I'm talking about things you call your partner. But anyway. I don't think you guys understand how much I actually love these. It's another level of intimacy that I guess I was deprived from for a while so any time I got called one I just. Malfunctioned for a minute. I love pet names. Everyone who likes pet names should be called them whenever they want. They make me all warm inside. Personally I think my favorites are the shit like hon and love and sugar and darlin' (I used to get the occasional "little darlin' " and I swear that shit was like drugs) and there's probably more but those are the ones I like the most

So um. Yeah. Hal rambling hour I guess?