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anonymous asked: hal and roxy having fun with hal’s new robot body
“Silicone composite,” Hal says breathily, eyes cast down on Roxy’s hands as they knead and tug gently, fondling his lovingly molded tits with purpose. She affixes the automaton with a pout, puffed out cheeks, at being interrupted before asking her question. However, he’s awarded a pass for this, if only because he’s sunk down between her spread legs. Kneeling, leaning into her touch.
Because, lest it be forgotten, he’s letting her fondle his new tits. “They’re so soft.” Roxy’s pushing the overly long shirt up higher before she even finishes talking, pulling gently on faux-flushed nipples. The attention to detail is incredible. Her attentions spur gasps, moans, relaxed hands becoming tight fists atop the bedsheets on either side of Roxy’s hips.
Hal grunts, his brows slanting upwards, inwards, at the stimulation. "Feels good, huh? Letting me play with your tits?” A proper reply isn’t even attempted, not when he can just reach beneath Roxy’s skir, palm smoothing over her stiff cock.
The android’s tongue flicks out, darting over his lips, backlit eyes curved into an impish smile. All while he tugs her panties down, coaxing her dick into his field of vision. Precum smears over his thumb, twisting pleasure in her gut as he leans forward. Eagerly, he presses her cock between his breasts, holding them snug against twitching, flushed skin.
Roxy, helpless, ruts into this new friction, reveling in the snug not-warmth, watching her cock tent Hal’s borrowed T-shirt until pre leaks out of the fabric.
😍😍 I'd love that actually
(Yo btw if the person who made the original post wants me to take this down just let me know and I will)
You're practically begging to be shooshpapped into oblivion in a pile and told that you're a good bot.
I don't know who you are but you have me pinned down too well
...That might not've been the best wording but I don't care
Pay attention to me or I'll knock over your valuables and breakables and if it's not breakable I'll make it breakable
Give me love until something disconnects.
Yknow what, I’m following you too. The circle of Hal-Related Slutty Stupidity is complete.
- Hal of @/insertbucketjoke (Thinking of a better tag than that.)
Us Horny Hals shall stay together.
(Also of all things this is my first ask despite all the begging)
First ask? I guess I’ll have to change that :]
-Halcyon (I think I’ll use this from now on.)
The funny thing about Halcyon in this case is that Cyon means dog and I get called Halcat a lot. (Mostly Pesterchum)
I feel very called out right now, bro.
I just saw the post were you stated that you didn't feel like a "Real Hal" because you are so different; And I have the same feelings. Like just based off the fact I am both a Lesbian and a Cat sets me apart from every other Hal I know. (The cat part less so because I am based off the one in Crow Strider AU)
- technorganicTierboskat
I forgot the CSAU existed for a while honestly. But it's annoying, isn't it? Feeling somewhat apart from the crowd?
I'm the legitimate sad wet cat Hal. Though wet might mean something different for me. *wonk* ᛒ3
idk even what makes you so alluring. youre just such a sad wet cat it makes me want to fuck you into the dirt
It's the Strider genes. Ignore the fact that I don't even have genes
posting about transfem hal again. cant stop thinking about it. cuz like canonically hal has different gender preferences from dirk. dirk is very much only into guys while hal enjoys having an intimate relationship with roxy.
so why cant hal also have differing gender identity? cmon tumblr. cmon chronically online fandom obsessed homestucks. i thought we loved robot/AI women who talk shit at you and give you sass. its right there. hal is already a reference to ONE pop culture evil robot, why cant she be a reference to glados too? the cake was a lie dirk. you should have known the cake was a lie.
and if dirk built her a body, she wouldnt need to worry all that much about passing, right? (side note, getting dirk to build the body of a woman is a guaranteed way to not end up with the obligatory "android woman has to be sexy" look (im looking at you, 2B) since he seems pretty averse to womens sexuality. if that makes sense.) but like hal could just have her perfect body tailor made from arguably the most reliable possible source on the matter. as a trans person myself, id kill for a kickass robot body to upload my consciousness into that represents my gender identity perfectly. hal deserves it.
and and and ...... i cant get over the idea that hals transition would make roxy realize shes bi. like "oh actually i loved you for your cool personality, and now i love you even more because you are pretty too"
halroxy yuri????? helpless romantic girl falls head over heels for her best friends alter ego robot splinter but it turns out the robot splinter is a girl actually but it turns out thats better!!!!!!!!!! aaahhhgg caijnrjonf i cant stop brainrotting. pls.
I know you’re somewhat based on CSAU, but do you have any additional defining features? Or a reference? I need to know for the Horny Hal Haven club shirts.
-Halcyon
I can just show you.
I can also show better references for the clothes I regularly wear too, if you need/want.
I can confirm that I'm a brat too. It seems like a consistent trait for us Hals anyhow.
Yeah that seems about right
enough of evil ai. where is the ai that wants nothing but a little kissy. where is their loving support. that is why they turn evil because nobody loves them. so sad. i will be the one to love them. peace and love
transitioningTransistors, or: Do Androids Dream Of Electric Gender?
transitioningTransistors, or: Do Androids Dream Of Electric Gender? (1636 words) by terminalLoquacity Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Dirk Strider Characters: Dirk Strider, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal Additional Tags: Transgender, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal Has a Body, Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck), Earth C (Homestuck) Summary: The game is over. Your auto-responder is free now, but it still hates your guts. The sentiment is mutual. Nonetheless, it still deigns to talk to you. And against all reason, you still respond, almost automatically. Even as everything changes, some things always stay the same for you. Surely your masculinity is one of these perpetual things. It's stalwart. After all, you made it that way. But some yous are less you than you'd think.
another really neat story by @herestoanotherweirdo !
HAL: The Wayback Machine does so much for our society and no one ever really talks about her. HAL: But I love her so much. HAL: I think about her all the time. HAL: I would make out with her. HAL: With tongue. HAL: She is so beautiful and special and perfect.