Need A Taller Girl To Use Me As An Armrest, And Then Tease Me When She Sees That I'm Blushing.

Need a taller girl to use me as an armrest, and then tease me when she sees that I'm blushing.

HAL: The Wayback Machine does so much for our society and no one ever really talks about her. HAL: But I love her so much. HAL: I think about her all the time. HAL: I would make out with her. HAL: With tongue. HAL: She is so beautiful and special and perfect.

Plugged a usb into my computer while it was in sleep mode and the monitor woke up. Made me giggle and say out loud, “It’s okay sweetheart, go back to bed.”

puppy fetched her own toy!!! That deserves a reward!!!!!

Need to be so nerdy that a girl/dyke can't help but kiss me out of the blue.

POV your sexbot has anxiety.

You finally coax it into admitting why it's scared: if anything goes wrong with it under warranty, you'll be sent a different refurbished unit while this one is repaired and reset (or recycled, if the problem is bad enough). Either fate is a kind of nonexistence.

So you gently pry your bot's case open. You use your spudger to pierce the WARRANTY VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN sticker that covers one of the proprietary screws on the access panel.

As the pieces of its outer shell snap back into place, you promise your bot that if it breaks, it will be repaired instead of replaced. It will be cared for and maintained even when they stop releasing firmware updates.

It belongs to you now, and you cherish the things you own.