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teddyonaboat
🌊🌊🌊 teddy bear on a pirate ship

late 20s, he/him. very into shows on boats, and other nonsense

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teddyonaboat
4 months ago

I love sitting down in the evening and trying to decide what activity I should do to unwind and then realizing an hour later that I have neither done an activity nor unwound

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4 months ago

List of things i’m currently handling well:

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4 months ago

lowkey all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey


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4 months ago

guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

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4 months ago
Gun On A Wreck Found In The Aegean Sea Off The Village Of Fourka In Halkidiki In The Summer Of 2020.

Gun on a wreck found in the Aegean Sea off the village of Fourka in Halkidiki in the summer of 2020. The vessel was a warship from the late 18th century that had been fought and sunk during the Greek War of Independence 1821-29.


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4 months ago
Pair Of Earrings In Shape Of A Galleon, Greece, 17th Century
Pair Of Earrings In Shape Of A Galleon, Greece, 17th Century

Pair of Earrings in shape of a galleon, Greece, 17th century


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4 months ago

✨ Please reblog the polls before the poll ends to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind πŸ’–

Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨


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4 months ago

✨ Please reblog the polls before the poll ends to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind πŸ’–

Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨


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4 months ago
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4 months ago

2,300-Year-Old Plush Bird from the Altai Mountains of Siberia, c.400-300 BCE: this figure was crafted with a felt body and reindeer-fur stuffing, all of which remains intact

2,300-Year-Old Plush Bird From The Altai Mountains Of Siberia, C.400-300 BCE: This Figure Was Crafted

This plush bird was sealed within the frozen barrows of Pazyryk, Siberia, for more than two millennia, where a unique microclimate enabled it to be preserved. The permafrost ice lense formation that runs below the barrows provided an insulating layer, preventing the soil from heating during the summer and allowing it to quickly freeze during the winter; these conditions produced a separate microclimate within the stone walls of the barrows themselves, thereby aiding in the preservation of the artifacts inside.

This is just one of the many well-preserved artifacts that have been found at Pazyryk. These artifacts are attributed to the Scythian/Altaic cultures.

Currently housed at the Hermitage Museum.


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teddyonaboat
4 months ago
Your Soul Is Forfeit
Your Soul Is Forfeit

Your soul is forfeit

A bit of Percy (and Orthax) for October atmosphere, and in celebration of season 3!

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Also in October I'm having -25% off the commission prices. Here is the info about that, if you'd like to commission me <3

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teddyonaboat
4 months ago

As a "thin" person, I'm trying to better understand this and have a few questions, so if you're wiling to reply that would be great. Does the fat acceptance movement include 230kg/500+ pound people? I understand that weight looks different on different people, so a 6ft7 person who is 230 kg will look very different to a 4ft7 person who is 230kg, are both of these types accepted in the fat acceptance movement? Also, what about people who physically cannot hold their own weight on their own legs?

Why would any of that matter? Do you think there’s a limit after which it becomes ok to treat people like shit? To take away from them basic human dignities?

-MG

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4 months ago

Have you shown a pygmy star sucker octopus yet?

Have You Shown A Pygmy Star Sucker Octopus Yet?

Daily Cephalopod #201


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4 months ago

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πŸ‘ΈπŸ» girlbossladyjane Follow

It really makes me sick to see people giving money to penny weeklies when Franklin's expedition STILL has not been found 😭 There are good men out there trapped in unimaginable temperatures and literally all that's needed is a little more funding for another rescue mission yet all you guys seem to care about are your vulgar little stories...

πŸ§”πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ queerqueg Follow

the franklin expedition is dead as hell

πŸ‘ΈπŸ» girlbossladyjane Follow

Disgraceful thing to say but I'd expect nothing more from a M*lville fan

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πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ» hartgrindisreal

Sorry for posting so much about Tom Gradgrind/James Harthouse from Hard Times lately. It turns out that I was getting arsenic poisoning from my wallpaper? Anyway I took a seaside stroll and I'm normal now. Check your walls y'all

#whyyy did i assume they were committing unlawful actions together like where did i even get that from lol #hard times isn't even that good by dickens standards tbh

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🎨 asherbrowndurand

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Just painted this

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RIP Napoleon... you may have been unable to conquer Alexander's Russia but you sure as hell conquered Alexander's bed

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HERITAGE POST

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How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 20s lol

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poets just aren't dying young in mysterious water-related incidents like they used to :/

#as useless and degenerative as i find 'the living poets' and i'm glad we're finally moving on from them #i have to agree with op in this respect

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I finally got a daguerreotype of myself ^_^ Porcelain urn for scaling

πŸ“œ bartlebi-thescrivener

i think i hauve consumption

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πŸ‹ whaler4life

They found oil in the ground??? WTF. THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORSTTTT. FUCK MY LIFE FOR REAL THIS TIME

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I swear this website has 0 reading comprehension skills. Darwin NEVER claimed we "evolved" from apes like if one of you guys actually bothered to open his new book you'll see all his arguments are backed up by evidence. He actually makes a lot of sense

#sure there's nuance like i don't fully agree with all of it #but his general theory of natural selection seems pretty sound imo

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Of course these are the finalists lmao this website is so predictable. Anyway vote Heathcliff if you dont i'm going to assume you're a phrenologist

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It's not problematic to acknowledge the fact that Heathcliff was a brute like he literally killed dogs in case you forgot. #rochestersweep

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I love the implication here that Rochester never did anything cruel either. He literally locked his wife in the attic and lied to Jane about it 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened

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And? God forbid women do anything

#why'd you have to pit two bad bitches against each other #anyway i'm not attracted to men but still went with rochester #bc in terms of living quarters thornfield hall > wuthering heights easily

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πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ» hartgrindisreal

Not the Russian tsar dying immediately after hartgrind became canon

#i know dickens hasn't technically confirmed it yet but like. SOMETHING was strongly implied ok #see: my previous post #dickensposting

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πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ» hartgrindisreal

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LORD HELP ME. THE BODY LANGUAGE. THE WAY THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. AHHHHHH

#this installment!!! im-- #dickensposting #i can't fucking cope #dickens wants to KILL us he wants us DEAD....

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⭐️ newamerican

Hi guys sorry I haven't been posting lately it's been so difficult getting to California πŸ’€ I'm finally here now though just need to find a pickaxe and soon I'll be digging! :-) wish me luck lol

#gold #gold rush #gold rush grind #california #adventure

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teddyonaboat
4 months ago

Missing Izzy Hands hours

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4 months ago
Babakina Anadoni

Babakina anadoni


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4 months ago
So I Think I Mightve Actually Posted Those First Two Comic Pieces Already But Actually Who Cares Ive
So I Think I Mightve Actually Posted Those First Two Comic Pieces Already But Actually Who Cares Ive
So I Think I Mightve Actually Posted Those First Two Comic Pieces Already But Actually Who Cares Ive

So I think I might’ve actually posted those first two comic pieces already but actually who cares I’ve got newish Willy/Marlon (lovingly ship named SwordFish by my friend Sunny everyone say THANK YOU SUNNY!) content to share with my people and so the two pages are getting lumped in!

All three pieces were made for server events and the first two were made in collaboration with, once again, my friend Sunny and Sunny has a really awesome thing coming up for these two goobers (EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU SUNNY AGAIN!) that may involve these pieces so. Y’know. Marketing. Genderqueers in Business or something


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teddyonaboat
4 months ago

beautiful flowers for a beautiful man <3

Beautiful Flowers For A Beautiful Man

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teddyonaboat
4 months ago

I mean this sincerely: some of you need to jerk off more and think less