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MY NAME IS KIPLET CHRISTIAN.
What was your first name?
KIPLET. MAY I TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF?
Yes.
YES. I AM HEARING IMPAIRED. I AM FOURTEEN AND A HALF YEARS OLD. I LIVE IN HOUSTON, NEBRASKA. THAT IS IN MID NEBRASKA. I GO TO SCHOOL AND I PLAY THE GUITAR.
What are we praying about?
MAY I MAKE A PRAYER REQUEST?
Yes.
MY PRAYER IS THAT GOD CAN HELP MY FRIEND, CARL, WHO IS IN GANGS AND DRUGS.
You have a friend named Carl who’s on drugs, is that what you want prayer about?
YES. I AM HEARING IMPAIRED.
Okay. I understand. So we can pray for Carl for God to remove-
YES.
-uh the addiction of drugs.
THANK YOU.
Alright… Let’s go ahead and agree and take this to the Lord in prayer for deliverance for Carl, okay?
MY NAME IS KIPLET CHRISTIAN.
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