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MY NAME IS KIPLET CHRISTIAN.

What was your first name?

KIPLET. MAY I TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF?

Yes.

YES. I AM HEARING IMPAIRED. I AM FOURTEEN AND A HALF YEARS OLD. I LIVE IN HOUSTON, NEBRASKA. THAT IS IN MID NEBRASKA. I GO TO SCHOOL AND I PLAY THE GUITAR.

What are we praying about?

MAY I MAKE A PRAYER REQUEST?

Yes.

MY PRAYER IS THAT GOD CAN HELP MY FRIEND, CARL, WHO IS IN GANGS AND DRUGS.

You have a friend named Carl who’s on drugs, is that what you want prayer about?

YES. I AM HEARING IMPAIRED.

Okay. I understand. So we can pray for Carl for God to remove-

YES.

-uh the addiction of drugs.

THANK YOU.

Alright… Let’s go ahead and agree and take this to the Lord in prayer for deliverance for Carl, okay?

MY NAME IS KIPLET CHRISTIAN.

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