So Im Rereading The Mcga Books Because I Cant Deal With Life And Theyre My Comfort Books But I Forgot

so i’m rereading the mcga books because i can’t deal with life and they’re my comfort books but i forgot just how much i loved alex. he is fantastic.

new rules for chess:

1. Friendly Fire ON

2. Landmines

3. If a player loses both of their bishops, the king can now legally divorce the queen without the papal go ahead. This puts the queen into FRENZY mode.

4. Once per game, a player may change one letter in a piece's name to change its role. The rook is now a book. The pawn is now a PAWG. The queen is now...well...I shan't say

5. Knights are now Horses

6. Horses are immune to landmines

7. Pawns can move back a space if they forgot something

8. A bishop can be combined with an adjacent rook to create the Wizard Tower piece

9. Each player now has 2 rows of pawns

i said don’t ask

no comment

So like, for noooo reason at all…. What do you think abt dying?

Uh what

I mean

I don't wanna die

...

Yeah

@nyx-of-darkness-1620 you handle this

So like, for noooo reason at all…. What do you think abt dying?

Uh what

I mean

I don't wanna die

...

Yeah

i officially have a new favorite sentence. “we’re slowburning gender here”