Batman Telltale Head Canons No One Asked For

Batman Telltale Head canons no one asked for

Eddie (The Riddler)

ADHD runs rampant in this man, he is always between to energized to sleep and to tired to function.

Hates loud noises and flashy lights.

Uses He/It pronouns and is asexual

Lives off of 7/11 Mountain Dew and pringles

When he’s not plotting the world’s demise, it writes poetry.

Ya like jazz? Cause he does! A lot. Not a good dancer but tries.

The one brain cell among the group. Though can be a corrupted brain cell.

Has drove into a McDonalds and ordered black coffee.

Sharp objects make mind go brr.

Loves books!! Get it books!! Book collection a mile long!

Allows (the best) hugs for a few select people.

Oswald Cobblepot (The Penguin)

Chaotic

Has and will fight a cop.

Fuck the government

He/him and bisexual

A man of many words

Is that friend who always has over-the-counter cold/pain medication on him.

Has robbed a 7/11 and will do it again for Cheetos

Cant drive but will if provoked.

The chaotic flirt of the group. Love him.

Can recite any vine by just looking at a picture.

I’m not the only one right? Lmao i love you jasmina.

What do you mean there’s no Gotham magazine with Riddler and Penguin on the front page?

Hey you with the pretty face

Welcome to the human race!

Name a better light skin stare than this. I dare you

Maximum rizz

This is genuinely amazing. Like wow

I am not immune to ageing space married couple