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Mahtavaa viihdettä

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Entä sitten henkitorvi. Genie horn.

kelatkaa kuin vitun outo sana takaraivo on

back rage

I laughed so hard this scene always cracks me up and someone made it even better :D

Hoover Log [Saturday. 21.11.2015 19:00] 

This is a bizarre predicament we have gotten ourselves into. I recall this building has only 3 floors, but we have climbed dozens of flights. It must be at least half an hour since we first ascended these stairs.

Reiner insists I am imagining things.

Hoover Log [???. ??.12.2015 ??:??]

It has been days. Reiner has grown a beard. Yet he continues to deny our situation. It’s his bad habit. But I will not leave him. I will go with him, no matter where this leads us.

Hoover Log [circa 2045] 

I have been approximating the passage of time by the thickness of Reiner’s glutes and thighs, akin to tree growth rings, as we learned in 5th period Bio. They grow outward at a rate of 1mm per 20 flights¹. By my records, it has been 30 years.

1. I am confident in this mode of measurement; I have close knowledge of the secrets of Reiner’s butt, as I see it flex in front of me with each step*.

* I have no objections to this.

Hoover Log [circa 205X?] 

Reiner has at last accepted the painful Truth. The shock of reality has left him in a fragile state, but still we keep climbing. We are Warriors. Ever upwards. This impossible geometry. Where only right turns exist. This 39° incline. I hear angles. I want to kick them.

Hoover-Braun Log [?? ??? ??]

It’s as if we are the last people in this world. Nothing but us two, and the soft sounds of our breathing and footsteps, in unison. All we have is each other. After all, who else can understand?  Husband and I wish for a flat, level life for our future children, Reibert, Reibert Jr., Reibert II, Reibert III, and Bloodstorm the Destroyer.

Fubar Log? [??? ????]

I do not remember my name from the Before Floors. Reiner says that I am taller than him, but I have followed so long on the steps below him that I no longer know what is true. Is there still a world outside this stairwell? Have Ymir and Christa gotten married? Has Jean finally noticed Marco? What are our old friends up to? Are they still alive? Did they ever exist at all?

Somebody, please, find us.

Hoover Log [Saturday. 21.11.2015 19:30]

Erwin-sensei found us :)

Tällaista pitäisi perkele Suomenkin kouluissa opettaa.

According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene magazine, described the Instinctive Drowning Response like this:

“Except in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing. Speech is the secondary or overlaid function. Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.

Drowning people’s mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning people’s mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.

Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the water’s surface. Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.

Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.

From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response people’s bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs.”

This doesn’t mean that a person that is yelling for help and thrashing isn’t in real trouble—they are experiencing aquatic distress. Not always present before the Instinctive Drowning Response, aquatic distress doesn’t last long—but unlike true drowning, these victims can still assist in their own rescue. They can grab lifelines, throw rings, etc.

Look for these other signs of drowning when persons are in the water:

Head low in the water, mouth at water level

Head tilted back with mouth open

Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus

Eyes closed

Hair over forehead or eyes

Not using legs—vertical

Hyperventilating or gasping

Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway

Trying to roll over on the back

Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder

So if a crew member falls overboard and everything looks OK—don’t be too sure. Sometimes the most common indication that someone is drowning is that they don’t look like they’re drowning. They may just look like they are treading water and looking up at the deck. One way to be sure? Ask them, “Are you all right?” If they can answer at all—they probably are. If they return a blank stare, you may have less than 30 seconds to get to them. And parents—children playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why.

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Suomi mainuttu, torille!

what languages would each character natively speak? also, what languages would each of them learn/want to learn?

They’re all speaking the same language natively, like even if they were in our world, they’d still live in the same place to make them the persons they are, like I mean, I get the question of course, but I think it’s hard to say that Mikasa for example would natively speak Japanese, ‘just’ because she’s hinted (sort of) Japanese in the canonverse. She could still live anywhere in the world, because even in the canonverse migration and fleeing are a thing, so making out their native languages by their hinted nationalities is kinda meh, I guess. So I just go with what languages they would like to learn. 

Mikasa: GermanReiner: SpanishBertholdt: FrenchAnnie: Every Slavic languageEren: JapaneseJean: NorwegianMarco: Old EnglishSasha: RussianConnie: LatinHistoria: HebrewArmin: Mandarin and KlingonYmir: Finnish

Levi: SwedishHanji: Latin, Hebrew and ArabicErwin: Mandarin and FrenchNanaba: FrenchMike: Australian surfer slangMoblit: Dutch