I Wish I Had A Clone Advisor To Save Me And Guide Me Sometimes

I wish I had a clone advisor to save me and guide me sometimes

Problem is no big name lawyer is gonna take the case so it’s one of the non profit places that’s really small and just trying to make a difference.

When the lawyers finally meet Fox they’re like ‘what’s the biz’ and he pulls out a huge ass stack of boxes with all the dirt and rights violations.

It’s the easiest case ever and the whole ‘they aren’t sentient’ doesn’t help them at all because that makes all their forms null and void. There’s a whole mess of issues and it’s similar to the Depp v. Heard case except Fox is Depp and the gov is Heard, just looking for any little thing.

It’s great media and highly entertaining

Obsessed with the idea of Commander Fox stealing. Money, food, clothes, blackmail, you name it. His opinion of the rich and powerful gets worse every time he is forced to interact with them, so at some point Fox will no longer consider it worth respecting their ownership of things.

At first it’s just small stuff like a nicer desk chair, or a working printer. It escalates to bank account numbers to help troopers buy personal items like hair dye and casual clothes. When Fox finally accepts clones will never get rights he hires a good lawyer to sue the government for slavery.

The more I learn about Tarre the more I realize he was that clueless character doing his thing that somehow saved the world but had no idea and when he asks everyone is like ‘haha funny ur our king now’.

He’s minding his business, saves the world, and has no idea what to do next so he just fully accepts his new job as king.

Tarre Vizsla except everything about him was glorified and turned into a legend.

He didn’t die on Mandalore, he gave a speech a little too well and when he left the room to throw up cause he never quite got over his stage fright he was proclaimed king and then ran away in the middle of the night out of embarrassment.

He’s literally just a guy. Boring ass guy. Most interesting thing about him is that he’s a Jedi and also madalorian. Short as fuck. Retakes a public speaking class every year or so cause he’s so bad in front of crowds. Everyone makes fun of his janky ass lightsaber. His two best friends are in a casual lesbian situation ship and he forgets sometimes cause he’s aroace. His first padawan was taller than him by the time she turned 17. He gets sad if he can’t pet someone’s dog.

UMMMM had to look some stuff up about strills and I never realized how weird as hell they are. 300-400 years old? Only smell bad to men? Who came up with this? I mean I love them even more but what the heck

Do strills purr?

Tbf I don´t know. I also don´t give a flying fuck if Mird purrs in canon. They´re clearly dog-coded, with the slobbering everywhere.

But.

But.

They fucking should. They´re reptomammals that bear and nurse life pups, have fur, live up to 400 years, slobber everywhere, stink because fuck human males only in particular and can fly. They have six legs, four eyes, what looks like bat ears and look like someone designed a lap puppy from hell. I want one. So why shouldn´t they have a hyoid bone too? Frankly, it wouldn´t be the weirdest part of their anatomy.

So yeah. Strills purr and anyone who disagree can fight me behind a Penny after dark.

You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

Any time another clone is asked about the stories, they all just agree like ‘yup hammer test is 100% real’

clones and avoiding behind studied. Refusing to be understood by those outside their society. One guy straight up lies to a civilian and says he has a hivemind with every single other clone in the galaxy that's why they get orders so fast. No they don't need comms he's never even heard of that.