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I wish I had a clone advisor to save me and guide me sometimes
The pranks are actually murder attempts
IAN McDIARMID as EMPEROR PALPATINE on the set of Obi-Wan Kenobi | Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Jedi’s Return (2022)
You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins
Ragnar Time Travel
So, y'know time travel fics were someone gets thrown back and saves everyone. The Ragnar (being a teen at the time of my idea) gets plopped down into the clone wars via magic stuff on one of his ventures as an apprentice to Axe. He'd end up with 104th bc Dad Koon. Ragnar saved a clone, completely on accident while running from something going to kill him, and then trying to salvage the situation.
He partners with the 104th and its adventure time! Ragnar is just amazed at the old tech (in a 'how id you function??' sorta teen way) and incredibly weirded out by the Plo Koon's Jedi-ness.
Ragnar gets along just about as well as he gets along with anyone outside the Tribe (which is fine but kinda quiet and uncomfy). Though, he finds the clones interesting and a few are interested in Mandalorian culture.
He’s totally shocked that they aren’t allowed to be Mandalorian. ‘Uhhhh that’s the whole point??? To be from diff places?? As long as you follow the creed ur a Mando! Wdym they were born from a tube?! That matters????? What kinda Mandalorians are you talking about??’
Anyway, the clones are very happy to have that validation that it’s the Mandos who are wrong. The clones adore Ragnar and Plo Koon makes sure that he is comfortable.
They end up meeting with the 501st for backup and Anakin is more hostile than Plo Koon towards Ragnar (enter Anakin Drama). Ragnar avoids Anakin because the vibes are off with him.
Anyway, Ragnar never mentions his last name bc he didn’t think it mattered and then Anakin goes on a rant about Death Watch and Pre Vizsla and Ragnar is like ‘??? My crazy uncle???’
In the end, Ragnar is like ‘I’m a Vizsla foundlings and my dad is a Vizsla but Pre is a douche bag.’
It’d be even funnier if they somehow ran into him and Ragnar tells him to his face that he thinks Pre is stupid
Anyway, I am all for teen Ragnar having such an attitude but also being a sweetheart.
The more I learn about Tarre the more I realize he was that clueless character doing his thing that somehow saved the world but had no idea and when he asks everyone is like ‘haha funny ur our king now’.
He’s minding his business, saves the world, and has no idea what to do next so he just fully accepts his new job as king.
Tarre Vizsla except everything about him was glorified and turned into a legend.
He didn’t die on Mandalore, he gave a speech a little too well and when he left the room to throw up cause he never quite got over his stage fright he was proclaimed king and then ran away in the middle of the night out of embarrassment.
He’s literally just a guy. Boring ass guy. Most interesting thing about him is that he’s a Jedi and also madalorian. Short as fuck. Retakes a public speaking class every year or so cause he’s so bad in front of crowds. Everyone makes fun of his janky ass lightsaber. His two best friends are in a casual lesbian situation ship and he forgets sometimes cause he’s aroace. His first padawan was taller than him by the time she turned 17. He gets sad if he can’t pet someone’s dog.
I. Love. This.
Remember that time in the Star Wars newspaper comic when Boba Fett was defeated by a big magnet?
Not one of his proudest moments.
This one? Legit just found it before this post
does anyone have that one clone wars art of boba fett walking up to obi-wan disguised as rako hardeen and smacking his food tray to the ground while yelling something with “oi” & “da” in his accent?
I’m trying to find it because it’s hilarious and I just remembered it
The Mandalorian | Chapter 14: The Tragedy
I love the fact that Jango's reasons are that he's already been Manda'alor at one point and is the best suited for it. Meanwhile Alpha 17: He's hot, tits, ass, thighs, fuck them kids, murder
I'm still voting 17 but i just find that funny
ROUND ONE: MATCH-UP EIGHT
Remember, this is NOT about who would win in a fight. This is about who makes the best leader for Mandalore as a whole.
Explanation post
Seeding
Propaganda below the cut! You can submit more on this post and I will reblog it back to here!
ALPHA-17
@ihuntmonsters: He’s uhhh super badass and sexy and kicks ass and is really awesome and I’m in love with him Perfect propaganda yes. He shall lead Mandalore
Anon: He's pretty good with training children! He is very good at inspiring loyalty! He is very willing to go after sith lords with just his teeth if he has to!
Anon: Vote for Alpha he’s got Cody’s thighs, Fox’s tits and Wolffe’s ass. He’s also a DILF, if you consider the shebse squad/command batch headcanons. And who wouldn’t want a Mand'alor like that?
Anon: Alpha-17 would be a great mandolorian leader I mean look at those Pecs! What else do u need in a leader?
Anon: HERES WHY ALPHA-17 FOR THE WIN: HE WILL ASSASSINATE ALL OF THE OTHER POLITICAL FIGURES WHICH MEANS DEAD SKEVY SHEEVY PALPATINE AND WHO DOESNT WANT THAT?
Anon: What a guy. I love him so much. He's such an asshole. Alpha-17 was part of the second test batch of clones of Jango Fett, one of a group of 100, and as such he was trained directly by Jango Fett in the art of war; these early batches who had more contact with their Mandalorian trainers are commonly considered to have a stronger claim to 'Mandalorian-ness' because of this exposure and learning experience than clones from the later, larger batches
Anon: Propaganda for Alpha 17: tall
Anon: Alpha-17 should rule Mandalore because a good king doesn’t want the power of the throne and he does not want that at all. also he’s the funniest choice. might have the skills to not get killed by maul
JANGO FETT
Anon: Jango became Mand'alor (according to Legends) at the tender age of 15 immediately after the death of his adopted father Jaster Mereel. While another of Mereel's men (Montross) made a grab for the position Jango brought up the betrayal Montross had done to Mereel causing the older man's death. The other Haat Mando'ade fell in behind Jango as he had become Jaster's Legacy. He led the Haat Mando'ade for 8 years and seemed prosperous. - And then Galidraan happened, between poisoned information and tensions being high between the Jedi and Mandalorians it only took a spark for it all to be blown to hell.
Anon: Jango was trained to be Jaster's successor to the title of Mand'alor from the time he was adopted at about 8 years of age, following the death of his blood family - when Jaster was killed, Jango was chosen by their people to step into the role despite being a young teenager at the time, suggesting that he was already known to be a good leader, and one who had earned their loyalty and trust over even Jaster's formerly-trusted second-in-command - while his time in the position was short, he did seem to command great loyalty and respect from his followers, although his focus seemed to have been more on their faction's mercenary work than on serving as a ruler or even cultural figurehead for the people of Mandalore at large - regardless, Tor Vizsla saw him as enough of a threat to his own claim to the throne to seek his swift removal from the political field - even after having disappeared from the field of politics for years following the incident at Galidraan, many Mandalorians still answered his call to come and serve as trainers for the GAR, suggesting that they took his claim seriously as well
Anon: Jango Fett, while a man of many mistakes, inherited the role of Mando'alor from Jaster and tried to do the same as he did: honour their past, move forward and provide for their people - He took care of Montross and tried his best to protect the people who followed him, to make sure they had a future and didn't fall apart and get scattered to the winds again.
@lightsaberwieldingdalek: I mean. Jango’s got the best brand recognition? Absolutely everyone for centuries with recognise the Jango Fett look, and that army that Jango was kinda sort of responsible for did conquer at least half the galaxy, just…. Not in the name of mandalore
Any time another clone is asked about the stories, they all just agree like ‘yup hammer test is 100% real’
clones and avoiding behind studied. Refusing to be understood by those outside their society. One guy straight up lies to a civilian and says he has a hivemind with every single other clone in the galaxy that's why they get orders so fast. No they don't need comms he's never even heard of that.
UMMMM had to look some stuff up about strills and I never realized how weird as hell they are. 300-400 years old? Only smell bad to men? Who came up with this? I mean I love them even more but what the heck
Do strills purr?
Tbf I don´t know. I also don´t give a flying fuck if Mird purrs in canon. They´re clearly dog-coded, with the slobbering everywhere.
But.
But.
They fucking should. They´re reptomammals that bear and nurse life pups, have fur, live up to 400 years, slobber everywhere, stink because fuck human males only in particular and can fly. They have six legs, four eyes, what looks like bat ears and look like someone designed a lap puppy from hell. I want one. So why shouldn´t they have a hyoid bone too? Frankly, it wouldn´t be the weirdest part of their anatomy.
So yeah. Strills purr and anyone who disagree can fight me behind a Penny after dark.
Children of the Warch/Nite Owl Headcanons
Despite beliefs parents, spouses, and children are allowed to see your face
Medics, of course, are allowed. However, they don’t unless absolutely necessary and will prefer they just have lift the edge of their helmet
None of the Nite Owls really know this because, to the tribe, it’s not important or necessary to voice as it was their business
When babies are first taken in or borne, the parents are very secluded so they can spend as much time with their children out of armor (includes helmet as those taking care of the baby, found/birthed the baby and therefore adopt the baby), skin to skin
When it comes to babies, the adoption process is more so 'i found a baby and now i am their parent in every way' no real adoption like with the older kids since the babies won't remember
The adoption rites are still said, just much less fanfair than with the older kids
This is also true for any new foundlings that need the contact, true for all ages though not a requirement
For babies, this period lasts about 8 months, then when out either parent is with the child without chest armor which lasts until they’re about 16 months
When children come to the tribe, they have little with them so what they do have is kept safe and in tip top shape
When they first arrive, foundlings are given essentially a deep clean by those that found them (they usually become their parent)
This includes getting their clothes washed, washing their hair twice (sometimes three) times, skin is scrubbed, lotion, and clothed in spares, and finally put to bed
Sometimes the kids come with pets (though very rare) and those are given similar treatment depending on the species
All in all, the Watch has the three shriek hawks, two nexu, eight massiffs (coming from two adults so far), three strill, and four anooba
Ragnar came in with a baby strill named Lord (he tried to change the name but no dice)
Lord was bathed after Ragnar, then deflea’ed and dewormed by the medic
Lord has been adopted by all foundlings and has taken the role of Guard dog, including all the commands and mannerisms that come with (though a sucker for belly rubs)
Bathing is important for bonding as it establishes trust and safety for the child, showing that the parent will always love and protect their foundlings no matter what state (mental or physical) they are in
Ragnar is the oldest of the younger group and took on the leader role
There are older teens who’ve completed the verd’goten and are considered adults but mostly teach youngers' kids
The teenagers oppose the Nite Owls the most and, while the most inexperienced of the adults, enjoy causing the most trouble with their youngest
The Nite Owls don’t have nearly as many young foundlings, their youngest is 15. The Children of the Watch youngest of the adults was 14, their actual youngest is 10 months old.
Younger groups age is from 0-13, then 14-20
The youngest enjoyed the new addition to their older siblings they could annoy; especially since the new teens had no idea what to do with them
Many times the kids will be all over the them. The moment they sit down, they have two children climbing on them (hanging over their legs, grabbing their head or arms, laying over their back, on their feet) but otherwise totally ignoring them unless addressed
The Nite Owls either have no idea what to do or don’t care enough about the tribe to care. The adults of the Tribe think it’s hilarious and that it builds character
They’re reasoning is that ‘if you don’t have the spine to tell them to get off of you, you don’t have a spine at all’
Eventually a nineteen year old takes a kid climbing over his face and throws him to the floor, and yells ‘get the hell off me you leeches!’
The child laughs, yanks his leg out from under him, climbs over to their face, slaps their cheek mockingly and says ‘bout time you grew a spine, grew a set of balls too! Congrats! You're no longer a spineless worm!'
The nineteen year old is then quasi adopted by this weird child and secretly enjoys it
A surprising amount of young Watch children quasi adopt the older kids from the Nite Owls, the Owls are confused and don’t really know how to stop it and those who have tried are told to stop by their teens
The peace between the two groups is actually pretty stable in day to day life
Though, some Owls still take issue with the Watch and avoid them, that number is few
After Paz and Axe become riduur, there is even less tolerance by either group for those people so many keep their negative opinions to themselves
Another factor is their pets
Obvi, the Tribe has so many pets and animals that are very well taken care of. Surprisingly, the Owls also have a few pets (but again not as much as the tribe)
The animals each have their roles and enjoy getting pets from literally anyone. Though, most will only respond to attack/work commands coming from a certain few people
Many of the massiffs will lay around and cuddle with the youngest of the children, though a majority only listen to the Beastmaster and her two apprentices
However, with each new litter, half of the pups are given to those couples with the youngest or most vulnerable children
All of the animals are incredibly well trained and well behaved, with even the biggest and most dangerous Anooba still fully trusted around babies (the only outlier being the bird things)
Many of the animals are purchased/found as babies since they respond the best to training
When the Nite Owls animals meet the Tribe's animals, it goes well
Though the Owl's are a little older and calmer, generally receptive to children and people playing with them but prefer to lay around and sun bathe
The Nite Owls' have one strill, three akk dogs, one massiff, and two anooba.
The pets are loved by all the young children and spend a lot of time around the younger kids, due to instincts or the fact the kids come to them
the Owls don't have a Beastmaster like the Tribe and so their animals are used to being more separate and with their owner than hanging around so many different people and animals
they also aren't used to working in a herd but many choose to just keep their animals with them rather than the group
Though, the owner of the massiff (who is about 22 year old female) does keep it with the other massiff and gives open permission to use it to help with breeding new puppies when the time comes
All the aminals in both groups only know Mando'a commands, though they know 'good *insert pet name/gender*' and stuff like that
(whether they know that or they just go wild for the pets, no one will ever know)
Problem is no big name lawyer is gonna take the case so it’s one of the non profit places that’s really small and just trying to make a difference.
When the lawyers finally meet Fox they’re like ‘what’s the biz’ and he pulls out a huge ass stack of boxes with all the dirt and rights violations.
It’s the easiest case ever and the whole ‘they aren’t sentient’ doesn’t help them at all because that makes all their forms null and void. There’s a whole mess of issues and it’s similar to the Depp v. Heard case except Fox is Depp and the gov is Heard, just looking for any little thing.
It’s great media and highly entertaining
Obsessed with the idea of Commander Fox stealing. Money, food, clothes, blackmail, you name it. His opinion of the rich and powerful gets worse every time he is forced to interact with them, so at some point Fox will no longer consider it worth respecting their ownership of things.
At first it’s just small stuff like a nicer desk chair, or a working printer. It escalates to bank account numbers to help troopers buy personal items like hair dye and casual clothes. When Fox finally accepts clones will never get rights he hires a good lawyer to sue the government for slavery.
No one makes a move to modify Roly Poly, except reinstalling some blasters, Roly Poly personality is unchanged and now he lives in HQ. Occasionally he is used as a deterrent for any noisy senators.
He’s kinda kept a secret so no one else finds out about him until a clone nearly smacks face first into him and now Roly Poly is no longer a secret.
There’s a bit of uproar to get Roly Poly decommissioned but everyone in the Guard fights tooth and nail to keep him, going so far as to threaten their brothers.
Many of the senators kids enjoy playing with Roly Poly and he is covered in stickers. Though his mechanics are kept sticker free
i need to write more
Why you don't prank the Guard commanders
Since they are almost constantly tired and at the end of their rope, anything could set them over the edge and no one wants that
not only that but they will usually react very strongly because of their extenuating circumstances and it is often blown out of proportions
HOWEVER, the other battalions don't know that and just want to help their brothers have fun! what's wrong with that
THIRE:
Thire got off a three day mission with General Yoda that ends up with Thire covered in some giant monsters stomach fluids and snot
He had to sit in it for a ten hour ride back and is humilated, with Yoda attempting to comfort him which only makes it worse
On his way back to the HQ, some troopers from the 104th decided to hit a guard with fake slime, a funny little prank
When Thire is at the end of his rope, he goes for violence
Thire waltzes into the mess, calls out whoever pranked him, and proceeded to dress them down, chew them up, and spit them out in front of everyone in the entire mess (made up of a few battalions and some Padawan Commanders)
It boiled down to 'you morons, i will kill you, you tiny roaches are nothing to me and i will throw you in the trash compactor like the disgusting garbage you are' with much more colorful and degrading language thrown in
Many now fear Thire and Wolffe outright refuses to work with the man out of fear
STONE:
Stone had just stopped three prison riots, captured two escapees from said riots, updated the entire security system, and hadn't slept because of the previous items for four days
Some men from Kit Fisto's SCUBA battalion thought it would be funny to hide some of Stone's stuff that was in his office (ie, datapads, pens, etc) and moved his stuff three inches to any side
Stone, who usually just jumped onto the coach in his office with the lights off, missed the middle and went to far up and smacked his nose on the wooden arm of the couch and cracked a tooth
This was not a fun way to cap the last four days
He found the troopers and filled their SCUBA tubes with spiders for them to find when they shipped out. Too bad the spiders crawled onto their faces on the ship and not in the water :(
THORN:
Thorn had been assissting senators for three full days with only 5 hours of sleep while standing throughout meetings
He had been ready to sleep and was heading to his last meeting with General Kenobi and some of his troopers present
Wooley and Longshot decided to lighten the mood by setting their voice coders to a different language and telling him he was going crazy
They also removed the nonslip pads from the couch and it slid out from underneath him
This may not have been bad at all but after three days, every little thing is annoying as shit and exhausting
After that meeting, Thorn decides to take revenge
Thorn is a believer in you get what you give so he does something harmless
relatively harmless
He sneaks onto the 212th barracks on the ship and places a speaker into the vents of the barracks, above Wooley and Longshots bunks (as close as he could get, the sound reverbs so everyone is pretty mad about this prank)
Every so often, in random intervals (no more than 4 hours, no less than 1 hours) a beep would sound, not too loud but loud enough to be annoying after 2 days
At night, it gets louder and more frequent and quieter during the day
Many troopers lose sleep over finding the thing (Thorn literally unscrewed wall panels to hide it), its been 3 weeks and they arrive at their new battle field in a week
Four days before their arrival, as the speaker is about to die, in the middle of the night, the speaker goes to full volume and shouts 'THIS IS COMMANDER THORN. I MAY BE THE CAUSE OF YOUR SLEEPLESSNESS BUT LONGSHOT AND WOOLEY STARTED THIS. I WILL DO IT AGAIN ASSHOLES. THE SPEAKER IS GOING TO DIE SO ENJOY YOUR *TEMPORARY* FREEDOM. HAHHAHAHAHAH-' and then the speaker dies (Thorn hacked the cameras and enjoys playing the screaming arguments and shouts at the speaker during rough days)
Longshot and Wooley never hear the end of it
FOX:
Fox had been going through hell the entire week and he was ready to kill someone, even though his shift wasn't over yet.
Jesse, Fives, and Hardcase had decided to help Fox lighten up by shooting him with silly string throughout the day, switching armor with blank armor to keep hidden
Fox was paranoid and had to be sedated. He eventually tracked down the three and had his revenge not through their own annoyance
At first, he replaced their weapons with modified silly guns that quickly ended, leading them to believe they were free (the whole revenge lasted an hour ish as the three enjoyed playing with the silly string)
Unknown to them, Rex's entire room had been filled with silly string, his blasters, the padding in his matress, the drawers in his dress, the hair wash was liquid silly string, the soap was frozen strong, his pillow, his chair was broken then 'welded' back together with silly string and fell apart when he sat on it, etc.
He kept finding it and it lasted for days, the moment he thought it was over, more string came up. He was paranoid, everything was silly string
When he finally complained to the command chat, Fox told him that Jesse, Hardcase, and Fives caused it and that he overheard them planning it
When Rex punished them, they said they never did anything with silly string but many others saw them spraying each other with the silly string FOX pranked them with so everyone assumed they were messing with the leftovers from Rex's prank. Not only that but they weren't quiet about pranking Fox so everyone thought he was the warm up for Rex.
No matter what they said, Rex didn't believe a word and they were stuck on latrine duty for a whole month
When Rex found out about Fox getting pranked as well, Rex let them get punished by him too
Fox made them clean out all the massiff kennels and play areas, cleaning any stains from the puppies and getting used for bite practice by the adults everyday for their next leave.
Fox came by and watched them everyday, laughing at their misery
HOUND:
Hound loves pranks and jokes and will happily engage and laugh at them
however, the timing has to be right and most don't get that part (only the other ARF troopers know)
Some troopers from the 41st took his bed sheets and pillows and blankets and towels after some of his troopers and Hound ended a four hour chase through the sewers (they didn't know about the chase).
Hound normally would've thought this was hilarious but after spending two hours covered in sewage looking for towels around HQ just to shower, he was pretty mad
After cleaning up and ready for bed, he snuck into the 41st barracks and woke them up with a growling, snarling grizzer leaning over their face and a hand over their mouth.
He whispered, 'don't scream, you touch my shit again, I will end you and everyone you love.'
Rinse and repeat then he sneaks away
Forget rebels, he should’ve showed up in bad batch.
You’re telling me a huge bounty on Omega pops up and he DOESNT do anything? Lies and Slander
Does anyone else wish Boba Fett showed up in Star Wars Rebels or was at least mentioned?
Read the first one and was like ‘BOBA STOP TRUSTING STRANGERS OMG WHY WOULD YOU TRUST THEM FOR SECOND.’ And starting the second soon and omg BOBA NO
i love expanded universe bitty!boba bc he's like, "i will take vengeance on my father's enemies, i will become a ruthless and unstoppable killer at all costs!!"
and then someone is even remotely nice to him and he's like, "...well i can't NOT be nice back 🥺 that's just how it works!"
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Not all the lemons make the lemonade to your liking so chuck the lemons that you don’t like
Source
Design , Intro , Part 1 , Part 2, Part 3
Yippie part 2 , also Nit's pauldron is 100% on the wrong side I'm so mad about it lol
Also also I'm still experimenting with digital art I'm more traditional and new(ish) to making digital art so this comic as a whole is really me just experimenting with what I want to do as an artist and my style.
So sorry if it ticks people off, or if you want to give me pointers that'll be swell :)
I’m continually having thoughts of just a huge old Destroyer Droid following Fox around like a lost puppy all day through the senate. Making cute little noises, asking questions, and helping ward off any annoying senators.
Fox has had to stop his GAR brothers from accidentally shooting Roly Poly on many an occasion but enjoys its company enough that he doesn’t mind.
i need to write more
Once news gets out, everyone wants to know how the Wayne Family feels. Of course they’re so happy and it’s been a long time coming and they always knew they were perfect for each other.
It’s a pain especially when Superman asks all the grubby details (a journalists mind) and easily pieces together that Batman had no clue.
Superman doesn’t let it go, and thinks it’s funny to tell everyone who knows his secret ID this fact. Green Arrow doesn’t have it any easier and gets the same treatment.
Batman ‘world’s greatest detective’ except when it comes to your own children. Green Arrow, never misses, except one of your family members husband.
Jason and Roy bask in the glory as well. Anytime Roy has to go on a family trip it’s always ‘I’m going on a trip with my HUSBAND and daughter now! Bye’ and Jason is all ‘off on a family vacay, bye’.
The Batfam themselves never hear the end of it. Barbara’s whole thing at dinner was quite entertaining and Jason thought Bruce’s face was priceless.
Roy had just as much fun, especially since Lian was all ‘of course they’re married! I tell you guys all the time.’
Roy and Jason got married in Vegas. It was after a mission and they had just been laying around in their hotel room and kinda joking about being in Vegas and not doing anything, and how they had seen so many people on their honeymoon there, and then they joke about people getting married in Vegas and how even Jason, with his minimal existing paperwork, could do it, and Roy goes really quiet for a moment before he says "we should get married"
"what"
"This is one of the only places where you can easily get married without all the hassle and for it still to be legally binding. we should get married"
"Is this your way of proposing to me?"
"Maybe? Yes"
"....okay, sure, let's get married"
And so they do. The thing is, it's been years now, and they still haven't told anyone.
It ends up becoming ‘they’re such good friends!’ As Jason and Roy hold hands.
At this point Roy finds this totally hilarious and forbids Jason from saying anything. His family aren’t detectives so there’s no real pressure but the best detectives in the world can’t tell? Hilarious. Mind boggling. Rolling on the floor laughter.
They’ve joked about it enough that even Lian is sorta in on the joke. In the only way a child can grasp, her parents are married but no one else knows but they aren’t trying to hide it either. So Lian is all, okay cool.
Whenever Lian stays at her Grandpa’s (Oliver Queen) house, she fully blabs about how sweet Papa and JayJay are together and where their next fam vacation will be. But she never SAYS fam vacation, just trip.
She even stays with the Batfam for a week (bc hero stuff) and THEY STILL DIDNT KNOW. It’s all, JayJay bought me this and taught me to ride a bike or Papa and JayJay made this new meal and it was delicious! Alfred is face palming and anytime anyone asks why they just get the ‘I’m so disappointed in you you moron’ look.
At this point, Jason is convinced even if he told everyone, no one would believe him
Roy and Jason got married in Vegas. It was after a mission and they had just been laying around in their hotel room and kinda joking about being in Vegas and not doing anything, and how they had seen so many people on their honeymoon there, and then they joke about people getting married in Vegas and how even Jason, with his minimal existing paperwork, could do it, and Roy goes really quiet for a moment before he says "we should get married"
"what"
"This is one of the only places where you can easily get married without all the hassle and for it still to be legally binding. we should get married"
"Is this your way of proposing to me?"
"Maybe? Yes"
"....okay, sure, let's get married"
And so they do. The thing is, it's been years now, and they still haven't told anyone.