This Is Hilarious. Just Imagine When The Recording Gets Out And 17 Is Like Why While Everyone Else Is

This is hilarious. Just imagine when the recording gets out and 17 is like ‘why’ while everyone else is majorly concerned

Fox stabs himself with what has to be a stim and hauls himself up to his feet. Blood drips from his ruined stump at a far too steady pace on the cold metal but still Fox presses forward to the space microphone. He pulls himself up to his full height with the determination of someone about to deliver the one liner that will rally his men behind his coup. Senators all watch in horrified silence as he glances down at his missing arm and says, with great feeling, “Shit. I needed that.”

Then, without further warning, Fox crumples to the floor.

Yes

In the alternate universe (Earth-1755) where Spider-Man's big number #1 hater J. Jonah Jameson get bitten by a radioactive spider and become Spider-Man, except, Jonah thinks that name is stupid and adapted his alter ego name to "Headline", he's wearing a suit with covered in a newspapers along with a cape designed by Peter Parker (who's serves as Jonah's guy in the chair)

Instead of the iconic motto "With great power, there must also come great responsibility", Jonah's mantra is "With responsibility, there must also come great accountability"

[from Edge of Spider-Verse Vol. 3 #4 (July 5, 2023) by Daniel Kibblesmith (script), ChrisCross (pencils and inks), Andrew Dalhouse (colors) and Joe Caramagna (letters)]

I absolutely adore both soooooo much! I don’t know which I prefer more honestly, but I think I favor the Famous Soap and Non Ghost.

I love Ghost holding Soaps hand in his rare public appearance fully covered in black hat mask clothes jacket and rings cause he’s not gonna make his husband look bad. Soap is smiling and laughing while Ghost has his head down avoiding the camera.

Ghost appears in Soap’s instagram from time to time in the background or behind Soap making him look good. The only thing of note is his black titanium ring on his ring finger always there and never changing despite the multiple sets of rings he has. Soap has the same one and always wears it, on set and inbetween takes. Even in movies he shows his devotion with his tattoo on his arm (a matching set with ghost obvi) and will never let it be covered unless he has to.

Soap always works Ghost in somehow.

Speaking of Ghost, it’s a nickname the fans gave him bc of his nature. Soap wears earring and has piericings of all sorts and like ghost, has many sets of earrings and ear cuff and hoops of all shapes and sizes. Anyways, Ghost fully embraced it and even tho he’s never seen, he always makes himself known. Soap only calls him Ghost and never Simon even though Soap has his name tattooed somewhere on him.

Ghost has his sleeve still and only showed it off once in an Instagram picture where he was hugging soap from behind and shirtless, though nothing could be seen. He had his head buried into Soap’s shoulder, blonde curly hair broken by Soap’s hand buried in it. Soap is smiling at the camera into the mirror.

There is a whole complication of videos that are just Soap taking about Ghost, they go on forever and Soap is always so bubbly and happy when he talks about him.

I’d like to think that Soap somehow gets into a sort of disagreement with another star. The other star hates Soap and Soap never responds and somehow that makes the other Star more angry.

Soap doesn’t really talk about it and makes it clear that he isn’t angry or feuding with any other stars and would talk to someone if he did. It ends up with threats and it’s getting dangerous. Soap isn’t coming out as much anymore and he isnt talking about it online.

The star ends up posting a picture of Soap with another man. It’s very implicating and everyone starts attacking him for cheating. When really it was just one of their friends, Gaz, who offered a place when Soap was to exhausted to get home.

Soap is slammed by everyone and gets threats constantly. He goes into a sort of hiding, he doesn’t leave his house, get out of bed. Ghost works from home and takes care of him. Maybe he streams games on the side and does pretty well.

It ends up with Ghost going on a live on Soap’s account and explains it all. Posting photos of the three of them, Gaz’s partners Farah and Alex, going to event with them and everything even though Ghost’s face isn’t all the way covered but he still has his mask.

It doesn’t go away but it blows over eventually. Ghost helping Soap and becoming his buffer between him and the public. Though he never shows his face, and he’s become a bit more know (too mcu for his comfort) but he would do anything for Soap and if he need a break, Ghostll give him one.

Now that the secret of his face is mostly out and people have found his streaming account, it’s gone pretty well and Ghosts used it to pretty much slam the other Star instead of gaming for two hours. Cutting the stream off when Soap comes in to see him for dinner.

Things end up pretty ok after that. Soap gets his career back mostly and Ghost is to well known for his taste but happy to do whatever for Soap. They are the next super power couple and rarely, Soap will join him for a stream, wearing a mask ‘to feel like Ghost’ for fun. He’s bad at it but always tries his best.

need more famous x non famous ghoap in either direction

famous, personable, charming actor soap with his grump of a husband ghost who he loves an insane amount, having been married before soap had really sky rocketed into fame. ghost is like a cryptid when it comes to paparazzi, actually impossible to photograph unless it’s by his own free will (which is incredibly rare). the public only knows of him because soap is incapable of keeping his mouth shut about his partner (every interview has at least one mention of ghost)

alternatively, famous and… not as personable actor ghost whose personal life is kept incredibly private, him being the perfect picture of professionalism that’s almost so perfect that it’s speculated ghost doesn’t really have a personal life at all. except he does, in the form of his bubbly, if not a little unhinged husband who can sometimes be found worming his way onto sets with the sole purpose of saying hi to ghost, and who, despite staying out of the spotlight, has won the hearts of many in the few times he’s been caught out with ghost

idk the idea of famous x non famous can just be something so wonderful i think

OW, then he finally starts to take it seriously

soap who continuously ignores any medical professional’s warnings that the next concussion he gets could cause serious damage until ghost brings up one of their more recent inside jokes and he can’t remember why it was supposed to be funny

There’s another movie called Who Stole Our Dinosaur also by Disney. It was made while ago and I want to watch it but no one has it, so if I want to I have to pirate it.

Under the Red Hood is the same deal, along with many anime shows and movies.

This isn’t new and unfortunately, the problem is getting worse bc any movie that doesn’t do well is immediately chucked from everything.

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.