How Am I Supposed To Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around, And Spin In These Conditions?

How am I supposed to jump up, kick back, whip around, and spin in these conditions?

i have 99 problems and 90 could be solved by being spontaneously turned into a dragon

lol “HRT slightly increases the risk of certain cancers” HRT could have caused me to guaranteed drop dead at 30 and it still would have gotten me eight more years than I would otherwise have had

cuddle the mech pilot you adopted. no, really snuggle her. don’t let her sleep at the foot of your bed. she thinks she doesn’t deserve to curl up with you like a person and will sleep down there huddled up like a dog if you let her. don’t let her. tell her gently but firmly that you want to touch her and that she’s going to get under the blankets with you and you’re going to spoon her

she might cry a bit. pilots aren’t used to that kind of affection. just wipe her tears and tell her you love her and it’s ok for her to cry. and then fall asleep together

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

the way that estrogen softens your skin kicks so much ass like even before i had any idea i could possibly be trans i was always so sad about not having soft skin