That Feel When You Have A Very Simple But Specific Aesthetic You Want To Use But None Of Your Gamess

That feel when you have a very simple but specific aesthetic you want to use but none of your games’s character creators have the stuff to make it.

Fran Bow: NOW MISFORTUNE! GET THE KAMALA WITH THE HOSE!

(Nothing happens)

(Fran Bow sees Misfortune staring dreamily at Benjamin)

Fran Bow (Taking the hose and spraying down the Kamala): Useless fucking furry!

Glimmer: Wait what were YOU doing in jail Netossa?

Many years and a few hours more ago

Netossa: OK got my Velma Dinkly body pillow, so that’s the last thing on my list for the convention, and i still got some cash so what should i buy?

Con Goer: Oh you should check out table C-22, they have a great Akio x Utena dojin!

Cop (putting Netossa in the cruiser): Why did you do it? (motions towards the burning convention center)

Netossa: I had no choice, it was tainted beyond salvation!

Netossa: So you two hooked up in jail?

Catra: Pretty much.

Netossa: Same here!

Glimmer Wait what?

(many years ago)

Netossa: So what you in for babe?

Spinerella: I’m definitely not in here for disturbing the peace because i couldn’t stop crying over  two squirrels hugging!

There are two kinds of people, those who believe the third BioShock should have starred Eleanor Lamb as the main character, and those who are fucking wrong