If Azazoth Is Supposed To Be A Blind Idiot God, How Did They Have The Sense Of Dramatic Irony To Make

If Azazoth is supposed to be a blind idiot god, how did they have the sense of dramatic irony to make the goddess of lust a giant walking talking asexual pride flag?

Stardust doesn't need a flag or shirt for pride events she can just point to her giant goth goat wife

Lucifer: Ok Charlie when you get to heaven you will meet Sera it's important you mentally prepare for this!

Charlie: It will be fine dad.

(Later in heaven)

Charlie (Sees Sera drops to all fours): Arf arf arf!

Sera: Ah yes first time meeting me, if I step on you, do you promise to act normally for the rest of your stay?

(Charlie pants and nods)

Sera (stepping on Charlie): People are so bizarre.

Lute posts a selfie with Emily waving in the background with the caption " about to be super straight will share video after"

Later just posts "Got my ass dragged out of the closet, I ain't posting that shit."

season 2 prediction after a particularly fucked up event Val ends up singing his own version of poison where he admits Angel Dust and the drugs are destroying him and turn him into a monster he hates, but that they also numb the guilt and pain that they caused, throughout the song he struggles to resist getting more drugs only to cave at the end.

Only to discover that Vox and Velvette took them all and have locked him in his room that was angel proofed so he can't bust out, and are going to force him to detox.

We get jokes about how he just sung a whole ass song about how much he wants to be saved from the drugs, and when he tries to invoke how terrible doing this to an addict actually is, Velvette reminds him he's immortal.

Clara: "What in the hell do you think you're doing?"

Velvette: "Taking Carmilla her coffee?"

Odette: "You can't, Mother is in the dressing room."

Velvette: "Are you for fucking real? I've seen Carmilla naked, hell I probably see her naked more often then clothed!"

Odette (Adjusting her glasses): "Ignoring your perversion, It is still uncouth to enter the dressing room while she's changing Ms Velvette."

Velvette: " Ms Velvette? Oh come now no need to be so formal call me Grandma!"

Clara: "Grandma?"

Velvette: " Yeah, cuz Carmilla calls me Mommy."

Clara and Odette (Looking disgusted and unimpressed respectively)

Velvette: "Which got to admit a bit weird when she does it while I'm dressed as one of you two."

Odette (As Clara doubles over dry heaving): "Y-You're lying!"

Velvette: "I am, most likely, almost certainly, but... you two will never know for sure less you wanna watch me shag your mum."

Carmilla (Hearing Velvette knock): Is that you Velvette?"

Velvette (Entering the dressing room): "It is, got your coffee, Also an ever growing insight into why bitches in movies are always shipping their step kids off to boarding school."

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